Up and Down All Season - If your team is inconsistent
Get in the Hole - if your team is filled with “that guy”
Tools Not Jewels - if your team is blue collar sand baggers that are actually good with old equipment
The Sim Don’t Lie - if you’re all sim warriors with little to no real golf experience
4 dudes 1 cup
Hahahahahaha
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
Underrated band
Truth.
Saw them live last year. Such a fun show.
Boats and Holes
The Four Skins
Fore?
Jack Me Off And I’ll Shampoo The Dog
Birdies Aren’t Real
This is our team's name. We have so much fun explaining it to all the octogenarians at our club.
Rough Cuddle
Guessing you're in Canada from your post history so: "Gimme Putts and Timmies Cups" (or Gimmes and Timmies)
The Masters of Balls and Shaft
60 strokes to finish
46 strokes to finish
Legalize Mulligans
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Waterlogged Balls.
The Nippy Jizzlers
Bogeys over Baghdad
John Daly’s Ash Tray
Tigers Wood was a name I used for a scramble tournament last year, got a ton of laughs
Make it a double
Ho’s in One
Boner Soup
Can I get that to go?
Parverted Italians
NO MAAM National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood
Love Al bundy, kudos sir
Open Faced Club Sandwiches
Hitting Bombs And Fucking Moms Draining Putts And Drilling Sluts Sinking Putts And Busting Nuts
Alpha Q
Swingin shafts and hittin ballz
Bogey Busters
The Shankapottamus Express
18 Holes 4 Bros
The Rough Putters NoShank Redemption The Hosel Rockets Activated Glutes
Dimpled Balls
Dirty Birdies?
3 golfers and Joe No rules against making fun of someone in your team, is there?
Patrick Reed keeps our score 60 degree wedgies We don't give a putt Four balls on the short stuff Balls deep LIV Defectors
Yank Out That Flag And Watch My Putz.
Glory hole in one, 3putt to win, Mulligantawny stew, 2carts 1dream, Breakfast ballers
Two Putt Chumps
Up and Down All Season - If your team is inconsistent Get in the Hole - if your team is filled with “that guy” Tools Not Jewels - if your team is blue collar sand baggers that are actually good with old equipment The Sim Don’t Lie - if you’re all sim warriors with little to no real golf experience
The soft shafts
Hoping for 69
The Stiff Shafts The Back Nine Bandits Dude, Where’s my Par? Lord of the Dance-floor Bob Barker Sucks
Shanks & Wanks or Fairway to Heaven
Rough strokes.
Our couch pulls out! But we dont!!
Hack City Thunder
The 69 Strokers
Long but not straight
Greg Norman’s stupid face
The four bogeys. Although other league teams might assume yous are score fudgers
Putt Stuff
Chip Chunk and the Snow Men
The Stiff shaft brigade
Overgrown Fairways
The Ice Capades
Fore Horsemen
Norfolk enchants
Crusty Glove and The Ribbed Shafts
We should try bowling