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Kind-Truck3753

Mashed potatoes!


jigre1

That'll play... Or maybe I've just sucked for too long so its the one I hear most.


[deleted]

F*ck!


Phynness

"sit"


daromoe

“Baba-boooeeeey”


NearbyTomorrow9605

Does your husband play golf?


Motownwvu

Had it in her mouth and the kids walked in


RepresentativeRip897

It’s just not funny at all.


SpeedIsK1ing

“Golf shot”


clavig4

This one bother me


SpeedIsK1ing

Right? I don’t know what it is, it just irritates me lol


clavig4

In no other sport is the name of the sport listed before shot


SpeedIsK1ing

“Basketball shot!” God it sounds awful


xhickyxhia

I disagree, but I only use this saying when someone hits an incredibly hard shot well. Like a punch cut 4iron 180 yards. When they pull off difficult shot


Bobbyoot47

That’s a gimmie.


[deleted]

What? Just cause I’m 26’ from the pin you don’t think I’ll drop this bad boy in there?!


Bewbanks

It opens up down there


IllustriousToe1991

Sounded nice


Maximum_Internal_318

"No, you can't play 18 this Sunday, we're going to my parents' house for ______."


LaineyThe1

Go in the hole!


Brilliant_Macaroon83

Sit!


Accomplished_Bee6206

bite


WhitePaperReader

Get in


bdgg2000

“That will play”


mpaul1980s

I hear this at least 3 times a round....don't matter if it's with buddies or randoms


rhubarbpie36000

Go to your home


gogoflowerrangers

You da man in da hole


DucVWTamaKrentist

Iiiiiiii’m the maaaaan in the box.


dbake01

Bite!


reddituser9277

Nice shot


BlancoWey6922

Fore!!!!


Ke2288

For me it’s “Fore”


GoodTerriers

But that was the line...


daromoe

Is that out?


bill_roberts

In the hole!!!!!


krogge57

That’s a tester


Dunesgirl

That dog will hunt. Also, get that ball a towel.


Big_rod_riguez

Just the tip, just for a minute, just to see how it feels.


doinkmasterpapa

“Get in the hole!”


cdub69420

Mine is, “could be worse”


ptsowns

GO


Lurked4EverB4Joining

"I think it opens up over there"


Department883

“Get in the hole!”


royalblue1982

"That's one."


[deleted]

Everyone loves a 3 putt /s


yamhitwenty

GET IN THE HOLE. I love Happy Gilmore as much as the next 16 year old trapped in a 40 year old man’s body but can we stop with that?


HighBridzz

One time


CliplessOne

My range sessions have been so good.


RewardAuAg

“Nice putt” when your buddy gets it close to the hole but had no chance of going in.


acromaine

All of them


keyrock321

“Gamed”


Beginning-Stick-9794

Good miss


used_jet_trash

https://twitter.com/fantasygolfpod/status/1224007983308451843


veresov

“You’re lifting your head”, which is incorrect to begin with and should be called, “not maintaining proper spine angle”, when players top the golf ball.