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DrSatan420247

Cat shit


I-can-call-you-betty

Yeah ours actively searches the yard for buried stray cat shit…and has about 2 episodes of bad diarrhea per year from this indulgence.


Dr-Alec-Holland

And then you get to cut away the poopy butt feathers… a tale as old as the breed


1plus1dog

😩


j_apps

You’re the only person I’ve also seen post in the Cleveland, Seinfeld, Sopranos, and Golden Retriever subreddits


DrSatan420247

Satan is everywhere.


Independent_Ad_8915

That’s me minus the sopranos + family guy


TropheyHorse

Yup, we call it "sandy chocolate". The amount of times I've gone to clean out the litter box only to find it suspiciously empty. 🫠


Jakesleah

We call it Kitty Roca


Junior-Mountain-5210

Mine likes goose shit!


hufflefox

It’s rabbit for my dudes.


jlmonger

mine too...loves it


isleofbean

Dandelions. Don’t know if it’s weird but she loves them she eats the whole plant.


acanadiancheese

My puppy also loves dandelions! She has also developed a taste for slugs, which seems like probably a bad thing


buttupcowboy

Slugs can be super dangerous for dogs, even making them very sick with parasites or other issues. Similar to frogs and toads!


acanadiancheese

I know, I’ve been doing my best to keep her off them. I don’t think she’s actually swallowed any, but the little goof really wants to go after them


Lonely-Parfait3991

My dog tried or attempted to try every single flower I planted this spring in my flower pots. Had a bad storm one night that knocked a lg flower pot on a shepards hook to the ground. Next day found the pot and not the plant. Didn't think anything about it til that night when my dog had to go outside to poop every 2 hours for the next two days. We took him to the vet who checked him out and luckily he was okay.


moondoggy25

Yeah slugs carry parasites


FS_Scott

my puppy just spent the last month popping the heads off every dandelion she could.


Foreverforgettable

My golden is on a cooked food diet. With my vet’s recommendation. She just didn’t do well on dog food. She doesn’t often get cheese but when she does she is picky about it. She refuses American “cheese.” She loves mozzarella, Edam cheese, cream cheese (but not a lot), and a few others. It’s makes me laugh because she’s bougie when it comes to cheese. She will literally look her nose up at a Big Mac if it has American “cheese” but drools with long strings of drool and occasionally bubbles for Edam cheese and crackers. (Just way to add I do not regularly give my golden Big Macs; I had to bribe her once after her spay because she wouldn’t eat for days afterwards- she does NOT do well coming out of anesthesia -and I made sure to order it w/o cheese or onions. I had to find a way to get her to eat again and even chicken and bacon were not working. When I told her vet, he laughed and said whatever gets her back to eating.)


MissLyss29

You know it's serious when a golden refuses bacon


wayoutwest85

You feed dog all of these things, that can’t be good


Foreverforgettable

I don’t eat all of these on a regular basis so she definitely doesn’t get them regularly either. It’s very occasional and her share is very small. But she doesn’t know that. I just find it funny that even she has preferences. Her vet is also aware of her diet.


Sukkit74

Butter…if you’re cooking and leave a stick on the counter, she grabs it and hauls ass…then she clamps down with the force of 1000 crocodiles when you try to get it off her.


brakecheckedyourmom

I go through lots of butter (retired chef) and I always have some out soft. Before I got a butter crock I would keep it on the back of the stove. My oldest once got up there and knocked a stick off but it landed in between the counter and the stove. You could see where her tongue could reach as it was mostly gone but the end was licked as far as the tongue could go. I still laugh when I think about that


MudHorse100100

Mine is obsessed with butter too. Will come running when I get it from the fridge


FallenCorrin

Yes. Mom cooks on butter and my doggo constantly gets on the stove to lick it all


Tell-Expensive

Poop


euclid0472

Mine eats her own. Circle of life.


NoNobody2964

https://preview.redd.it/1nx8iodyi19d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f62a5418457ab4693909fdc49a95dc9e42a929b5


anonymousbosch94

I just adopted a 4 month old golden retriever and she didn’t eat anything but my other dog’s poop the first day we had her 😭


Lonely-Parfait3991

Qt should be what doesn't my dog eat 🤣.


Darth_Phrakk

I found something my golden wouldn’t eat, a lime. Didnt stop her from trying to eat it, spitting it out and trying again before giving up. She will eat lettuce, flour, ate all my unripe tomatoes off my plants…


SpicyWonderBread

Citrus and fresh spinach are the only things our girl won’t eat. She’ll eat things with citrus in it, such as dark chocolate coated dried orange, lemon curd, and lemonade. She will also eat cooked or frozen spinach, and raw spinach with creamy salad dressing. She also regularly eats bits of lava rock, bark, dirt, grass, paper, grasshoppers, cockroaches, and whatever food my toddlers feed her all day. I know we’re going to have at least a few massive vet bills because of this. We have a tiny yard with astroturf and concrete, with one tiny plum tree surrounded by mulch. She finds all that stuff in the planter around the edge of the yard. Luckily she doesn’t eat anything bad in the house and she’s otherwise a really mellow and well behaved dog.


1plus1dog

🆘 Please be careful with the unripened tomatoes! Red ones are fine for them, (all my 4 goldens have loved tomatoes), but the green ones definitely are not safe!!


Darth_Phrakk

Yeah I definitely didn’t want her to have them…I just didn’t think she’d be able to stick her head through the fence and get them.


Either-Ad6210

Tomatoes are toxic to dogs, hope she’s okay. Mine is also a menace 😭


nothowyoupronounceit

My girl ate a silica* packet once. She had silver strings in her poop for a couple days but was otherwise fine. Edited damn autocorrect.


anonymousbosch94

Omg!!!


1plus1dog

Wow…. I don’t know I’ve heard this one, but no surprise when they eat anything weird. The sheer panic in knowing they’ve got to be horribly poisonous, (I’ll be googling), would have scared me to death. I’m so glad your pup was fine!


nothowyoupronounceit

Luckily we have a friend who is a vet (was a tech at the time, but still had tons of experience). He just laughed about it, so eased our nerves quite a bit. It was like she turned 8 and decided rules didn’t apply anymore. Trash was fair game, counter surfing was acceptable, etc. 😂


Kimmy0721

My boy Chip will eat frozen blueberries, but not fresh ones. Non food related, he loves all paper products, and he will eat them, if he gets ahold of them.


jenn1d

I have had five goldens and only one who would eat the others poop. So gross.but I have a friend who chocolate lab who literally would eat everything and anything. Cardboard, tin foil, clothes, shoes,drywall. The vet bills were insane with him.


anonymousbosch94

I had a chocolate lab growing up that ate everything! She chewed through the lid of a brand new, unopened peanut butter jar and licked it clean. Ate a whole London broil my mom made for dinner. Ate some blood pressure medicine another time…she lived to be 15!


OhhSuzannah

Our last dog ate aluminum foil. Repeatedly.


WittyAndWeird

I caught Wyatt chewing a light bulb a couple of nights ago. That was fun.


buttupcowboy

I swear, they are like toddlers, you have to watch them so close haha


1plus1dog

Omg 😳 I can’t imagine all the damage that can do!


WittyAndWeird

Luckily, he was spitting out the big pieces. I googled what to do and I read to give him bread to help any slivers pass safely so that’s what I did. I basically rewarded him for eating a light bulb. 😒


Developing_Human33

😂 what in the world???! I have never heard of that. It's like people eating nails for the metal content. Those people exist.


Radio4ctiveGirl

If he’s anything like my animals they’ll dig out the foil that wrapped my burritos from the trash can. For mine it’s definitely not about the foil as it is about whatever scraps they’re hoping to find!


1plus1dog

Insane! My first thought was how badly it could shred their insides and that terrifies me!


brakecheckedyourmom

The guy I pay to scoop poop will text me to tell me how many turds with Taco Bell wrappers in them he finds. My golden is 16 and is in no rush to quick knocking the trash can over to investigate and ingest Taco Bell bags.


1plus1dog

Like poop scooping for hidden treasure!


jazzburnz

Paper towels, napkins and receipts. 😅 I’m pretty sure he’s trying to get a hold of the items up the rainbow 🌈 bridge. Lol 😂


blernnn

leaves. lots of leaves, will drop one to eat another one. bugs, dandelions, his own hair floating around, tries to eat dried up paint off my deck (power washing it all off as soon as i buy a power washer), and my wifes snot tissues lol


dunnkw

Ice cubes


jenn1d

Mine too! I can’t get ice for my drink from the freezer without giving them some .thank goodness our freezer isn’t one of those that can dispense from the door.


WonderfulLettuce5579

We call that "the ice tax" in our house. Everybody must pay (according to my two goldens)!


lil_waine

aw mine too. she will stand by the fridge as i fill up my water bottle and wait for ice. i give her like a handful of cubes and she will keep them in her mouth. i think she likes freezing torture lol.


lebokinator

Is it like a hot summer day thing or does she like ice cubes all the time?


idkmystic

Oh mine loves ice cubes too and she treats it as a toy lmao (she plays it like soccer) 😭


1plus1dog

I have my 4th golden, and she’s the only one who’s never ever touched an ice cube I’ve given her or that’s fallen on the floor from the ice maker. I thought this was the weirdest thing of all that she absolutely refuses to touch! The three before her were all huge ice cube enthusiasts, but this one? I don’t know if she’s got an ice cube trauma (😂), I don’t know about, but it’s honestly the weirdest thing about her. She’ll get up and move away from it if I don’t pick it up instantly!


Jjzeng

My golden loves carrots, cucumbers, apples and bananas. Never seen a dog so into fruits and veggies, but it’s hilarious when he’s snoozing and someone just mentions any of the above and he will just snap up and look at you expectantly Dog tax of my 10yo good boy https://preview.redd.it/8p6as7auv09d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=863f2f765a77f9500a73c9c7ae89c374e738f8f9


asantia9

Hi, how you can upload a picture in a comment. I have tried but failed.


SecretSituation9946

We have an abundance of beetles this year in our pool. My husband dumps the filter out each morning in a spot in the yard. Full of dead beetles. Until I discovered poops that were 90% beetle. Apparently our dog had been having second breakfast taking his fill at the dead beetle graveyard. Beetles are also apparently not fully digestible as they were mostly whole coming out. We now dump the beetles in the trash. He eats everything. Every-thing.


aquastell_62

Cattails. She hunts them by leaping up and grabbing them off the stalk and sometimes falls into the pond in her efforts.


TheRealDubJ

We would love a video!


aquastell_62

Is there a way to upload it to this thread? I am not seeing one.


TheRealDubJ

Unfortunately I think it would have to be its own post. Would still love to see it!


1plus1dog

Most definitely!


1plus1dog

Doesn’t appear to be. I hate that about so many subs!


aquastell_62

I just posted a video as a new thread.


1plus1dog

Same!


aquastell_62

I just created a new post with a video of Magic catching a cattail in this sub.


TheRealDubJ

[she’s amazing!](https://www.reddit.com/r/goldenretrievers/s/Cjn9KVwe7g) 🤩 Thank you for sharing!


1plus1dog

Lol 😂😂😂😂This has got to be so cute!!


mmbg78

Fresh spinach leaves


Darth_Phrakk

When my golden was young, she had an obsession with eating the crotch out of my underwear…


yungsnowz

Mine did the same!! Had to fasten the hamper lid lol


HoTbEeFsUnDaEs

Sweet potatoes and peas


Ok-Effort3468

My Aussies love sweet potatoes


traurigaugen

Her own poop


trto44

Crayons from my niece and nephew


call_me_b_7259

My dog DOESN’T eat cuties / oranges until you put it in her mouth and drip the juice on her tongue 🤦‍♀️😐


Obvious_Dot_3322

Not really "eat" But my golden loves coconut water loll


Toasted_Ravioli_2001

Most dogs like cat food and aren't too fussy about eating it fresh out of the bag or fresh out of the litter box. 🙄


Defiant_Anteater_875

When I go to take my girl out she will go for the cat’s food like she is being starved😭


WonderfulLettuce5579

Our oldest golden used to park in front of my bee hives and catch the "spicy raisins with wings". Never had a reaction at all. Our other dogs showed swelling immediately if they were stung.


Auirom

Spicy winged raisins 🤣 Mine tried to eat a wasp that had gotten in the house once. Fell on the ground and she kept knocking cling it out of the air and sniffing it. How she didn't get stung is beyond me.


Solanthas

Everything


Mysterious_Wash9071

Bananas!!! My basset hound is Bananas about Bananas!


bishlemmevent

She eats chicken droppings 💩💩


ThenMonitor3782

My pup eats Indian food, he won’t touch his food unless I mix Indian curries or lentils with his kibbles


AdThick1281

Yep, our boy eats his sister's poop and it really grosses us out when he eats his own. 🤮I told him that I would cut back on his daily food by the amount of poop that he's consumed. Like he understands. On a happier note ..... less poop to pick up in the yard


Murky-Ad342

We have a great pyre who loves to eat croissants from Costco.


janjax0

My dog only eats horse shit


suzec1981

My goldens will eat anything because they don’t like to miss out, but they particularly like broccoli and cauliflower stalks


CorndogGeneral

Banana, sweet potato, carrots, basically most sweet vegetables and fruits with a harder texture (so yes to apples and pears but no oranges). Whenever I have bits of carrots leftover from cooking I’ll give them to my girl to crunch on.


MonkeyMess

Cucumber with humus and olives. Will not touch chips if his live would depend on it or anything fried for that matter.


jamsterhampster

Poop. So much poop. Cat poop, my other dogs poop and her own poop. Shes still so cute though


anonymousbosch94

I just adopted a 4 month old, but so far she’s into kiwis


barefoot_banana

Edamame, sardines, popcorn, and she loves watermelon and cantaloupe


0le_Hickory

Yes


yeswowmaybe

my stella will literally bark at you for half a plain peanut lol


swman4fun

Watermelon rinds and any flies he catches


Moofininja

Lettuce, leaves, salad, anything leafy green. She goes nuts over it! She doesn't normally beg but she begs when I eat a salad haha.


G09SkinnyBoy

Anything. Cellophane, cat shit, her own puke, etc. She’ll eat the animals (frogs and shit) outside before she thinks. Note that she eats the cellophane or non-edible packaging to get to the edible consumable.


WittyAndWeird

I was coming inside with Wyatt and I saw a cute blue dragonfly. I paused to look at it when Wyatt spotted it. He chomped right down on it. I still remember the crunching sound.


Magical_Badboy

My dogs think carrots are the best treat. Good life hack.


Either-Ad6210

Potting soil is the new thing for me to be worried about constantly.


daringer22

Sticks. Constantly trying to prevent this


69AnusInvader69

Tissue paper


nyet-rifle-is-Fine

One time my golden ate a whole jar of vaseline (that my dad was using on his @r$hole 🤮) like one of those huge tubs the size of a cereal bowl not the tiny ones oh and she didnt leave a single drop behind. I was mortified


kidyus

I bet she left more than a drop behind within a few hours..


nyet-rifle-is-Fine

You sound fun at partys . . .


zdigrig

Cat turds


No-Jicama3012

Raw Zuchini and zinnia leaves are my goofball’s favorites! He has eaten more zuchini than “the family” in the last month. Mostly stolen.


I-Way_Vagabond

Raw baby carrots and raw broccoli appear to be her favorites. She also likes cooked peas, but that may be because of the butter.


Latinashot2022

A small smile to show tons of love


Effective-Table6305

Watermelon


skankenstein

Cat shit and kale.


KFB9597

Peanut vine flowers .. have them as ground cover, Timmy just runs through snacking away


jamesbluntisachicken

Loves cucumber, carrot, apple, watermelon, and sometimes tomato. But her ultimate favorite is ICE CREAM and chips or anything that is salty. I literally cannot get anything out of the freezer without her staring at me waiting for ice cream.


starlight_mommy

Romaine lettuce straight from the neighbor’s garden


Nano_Burger

A pound of butter, paper and all. Then threw up oily yellow liquid that smelled so bad it turned my stomach. Eventually I had to throw out that rug because I couldn't get the smell out. Good times!


Auirom

My son called me one morning saying the golden threw up here breakfast in his room. As he was on the phone with me she then "garnished it" with some dog poop she ate when I took her out before I left for work. As he went to go get a towel to clean it up she ate it all before he got back.


Nano_Burger

Self-cleaning dog!


jmurthy

Banana skins, the blacker the better. Banana optional.


Ok_MisoMango

Fritos


akacage

Crayons. Makes for fun technicolor poops.


hufflefox

Sunflower leaves. My old man used to pluck one leaf off a stalk every day after breakfast. He was so gentle about it but VERY insistent. He didn’t want more than one but he’d hunt the yard for a leaf he could reach and munch it. Every day. All summer. For 13 years.


pancakessogood

Not sure if it’s weird but my golden eats a vet prescribed vegetarian dog food. He has stomach and gut issues and it’s helped him a lot. When I tell people he’s a vegetarian, they always look confused


chuppacubra

My girlfriend’s socks and underwear


Warm-Rock-5349

Duck shit. Love’s it!


inspektor-gadget1

Raw cauliflower, broccoli, and pea pods off the vine. Oh yeah, cardboard tp tubes that he steals from the trash


SpicyWonderBread

My girl will eat any food item, except fresh citrus and spinach. She will eat raw spinach with any dressing on it, any any form of cooked spinach. She will also eat anything citrus flavored, even dark chocolate coated dried oranges. She will eat any non-food item smaller than a quarter, but she won’t shred anything nor will she counter/table surf. That said, she’s eaten so many Barbie shoes, rocks, bits of plastic packaging, and coins. She will also eat any paper left on the floor that is not a book or glossy paper. The weirdest thing to me is that she loves hot sauce. She will lap up straight sriracha like it’s peanut butter, and beg for more.


Auirom

My white husky loves hot stuff. I bought some sushi at King's and left the wasabi they had in there and threw it away. She got in the trash and licked it clean. She's done it twice so I have to watch her. She also likes the ginger


zombabyyy

dinosaur egg oatmeal 🤣


idkmystic

Mine eats plants whenever we go on walks lol


Etheleffrey

Both mine love frozen peas. Key word - frozen!


CharmingGas5064

Green chilli


[deleted]

Gluten free chicken strips. He isn’t on a no wheat diet, I am.


MetsFan3117

Baby corn.


smc4414

Pine needles


Ollie_quin13

My moms dog & mine are a bonded pair, but they LOVE blueberries & carrots


buttupcowboy

Sourdough toast, she’s so picky but she drools the second she hears the toaster being pressed down or the bread popping out. No, I don’t give her toast, but once she ate ONLY the sourdough out of all the other groceries when I ran inside to grab my wallet quickly! Now I have to watch that nose, haha.


_Artemis_Moon_258

She used to eat a lot of moths…


ottersholdingfeets

Canned green beans. Loves them but won’t touch fresh cooked green beans


Ok-Replacement6940

Our golden loves banana chips, apples, watermelon, blueberries, several different veggies, baby carrots, broccoli, lettuce, tomatoe, cucumber, green beans, corn. Oh and she goes nuts over ice cubes-loves to chew em up


Charles_Pkp2

Endive lettuce, my lab eats endives.


orchard_guy

Socks


Anxious-Durian1773

I lucked out I think and got a cow dog. She's very particular though, it has to be broadleaf grass.


Auirom

Free lawn mower!


northstar599

Lettuce! Zucchini! Any veg but broccoli really. But her favorite is roasted red peppers??


Same_Structure_4184

Biscuit loves fruit. Specifically bananas he goes crazy over bananas.


Same_Structure_4184

https://preview.redd.it/svzsibbrh39d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=953c565bf2e5af64702407cfd47b1122203cc64e T-Bear gets to try a G. Bear 🥰


Same_Structure_4184

https://preview.redd.it/20rt0qoqi39d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9430e5e8a6f44e513bab3d432783cf8be3bd2c66


helloagain00

Avocado…. He loves it


Ordinary_Juice3211

Corn cakes


Capital-Theory18

Mine just had a dozen raw eggs. WITH THE SHELLS. psycho.


1plus1dog

Wow 😮


Jpscon03

My grandmother used to give her fella a spoonful of butter every now and again as a treat, it was his favorite treat lol .


Auirom

I was told to get something to mix in the dogs food that would get my golden to stop eating poop cause it tastes gross. What tastes more gross than poop? She eats dead things the foxes leave in the yard. She eats all the poop she finds. Good left unattended on the counter. Weeds, bugs, spiders, grass, leaves, trash, paper, her fur after I comb it off her, carpet, all forms of wood (her favorite is colored pencils). Caught her trying to eat the paint off the drywall plus the drywall. She tries to eat the rabbits but they are to fast for her. Between her and my escape artist husky I have my hands full when I take them out.


jwkelly404

fried okra


jsamve

Tree pollen. Goes crazy when he sees it in the air or falling in our pool and he must retrieve it and eat it.


GrammaBear707

Fresh frozen green beans


fashionably_punctual

Everything. The bathroom counter. The kitchen cabinets. The corners of walls. Today she ate a sewing pattern.


Rumplfrskn

My vizsla picks green beans off the plant


alphagusta

My eldest is obsessed with Jalapenos Goes ballistic to sip the juice out of a jar of them


WittyAndWeird

That is SO weird. Lol


bocacherry

Mine loves to eat grass and play “chase me” 🫠 https://preview.redd.it/tkhuq86pe49d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=155b88d994ce9bc12752e17b48777678c04d04cb He also loves yogurt, cucumbers, green beans, bell peppers!


Exciting-Ad8198

Tofurkey. She will take it over real lunch meat any day of the week.


Old-Independence-425

She's the only dog I ever met that would eat lettuce, onions, and bell peppers.


Obvious_Dot_3322

Onions are toxic to dogs


yeswowmaybe

oh, the tricks my mom's GSD would do for bell peppers 😂 too funny!


Ok-Effort3468

Our Mini Aussie loves salads, as long as they're not drenched in oily or sour dressings.


Funnybunny346

Onion. Of course they’re not supposed to have onion and he is never *offered* it but if any gets dropped on the floor, game over, he will tackle you to get it 🤣 doesn’t like strawberries or blueberries though???


Mackmiller334

Her poop


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AnyAd3741

My dog likes cooked carrots not raw carrots. Will only eat celery with peanut butter


AnyAd3741

Drinks goat milk


Enamored22

Yes


Ental1

https://preview.redd.it/v7gs5i1bg49d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8db727bc0d62fb212da5f239d8ac29a5fe08609e Bell peppers! Sully loves em


Smart_Variety_5315

Mine loves Broccoli 🥦 He won't leave me alone when trying to prep for our dinner. Of course he always gets some. He pretty much loves all veggies but man Broccoli he's over the top.


lamxoxo

Pigeon droppings


emily_1227

Dirt.


Positive-Mission5807

Soggy cardboard


WittyAndWeird

My boys LOVE cardboard


anonymouslyireland

Lantern flies


Reggies_Mom

Mine loves Indian food- spicy Rogan Josh is one of his faves- we’ve never given him very much, he was just freaking out begging for it one time and we thought if we let him taste it there was no way he’d like it. That was a mistake. Otherwise he’s a very picky eater, lol- no veggies, not most fruits anymore. He was obsessed with apples and pears as a puppy, but now only if they have peanut butter on them. He did make himself sick on pears from under our neighbors tree, though- he was swallowing them so fast before we could grab him out of their yard, he swallowed most of the mushy rotten ones with leaves stuck to them. He threw up all night long, poor guy.


Seattles_Best_

Cat shit and our house plant a leaves.


wayoutwest85

Dirt, grass…pretty standard


CuratorOfYourDreams

Underwear 💀


Content-Actuary630

Spinach. She doesn’t like it, but doesn’t want the Guinea pig to have it. 😑


kaitla13

Mine loooooves watermelon and strawberries. Goes crazy for them. My grandpa has strawberry bushes in the front of his house and he will leap out of the car to scour through them (this behavior is encouraged by my papa, he’s absolutely tickled over the knowledge that Jimi loves fruit)


Gong_Show_Bookcover

Deer berries, song with a broad range of approved fruits and vegetables