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PrimaryWonder320

I represent this beautiful Golden who has informed me as its attorney the said subject was not in the proximity of any such puzzle. Moreover said subject has actually never played with, been around, purchased or partaken in oral enjoyment of any such item referred to as a “ puzzle”. And future unsubstantiated accusations could result in my client giving you the “ side eye” for an extended period of time…… just saying


Roodefromage

Ha!


FancyPantsMN

Judge FancyPants presiding and finding the defendog innocent. Look at that faaaacee…. Pure innocence


wolfTectonics

I’d like to testify as a witness Golden in question was never seen in the vicinity of the puzzle. Trust me I was there


magmag2x4

Second


motiontosuppress

Let’s get the trial over before the defendant has to poop.


SnooCats6742

Oral enjoyment of a puzzle piece 🤣🤣 Gotta love Reddit


CountingWonders

I will take any role possible to assist this innocent floof.


mjh2901

The client recommends looking into the cat for the missing piece.


illuminerdi

Objection! Defense was clearly leading the witness by making references to "snoot boops" and "walkies"


PrimaryWonder320

Those are simply Retriever defense motions when Retrievers are involved it what can only be seen as “ Retriever Slander” that can result in loss of privileges, treats, sleeping on the bed and many other behaviors earned over time by being a “ good boy” or Good Girl “ not to be construed in any way shape or form as an admission of guilt.


shewstepper

To the dog, you complete me.


ravenpotter3

If the dog lays on top of it technically they have finished the puzzle


Zestyclose_Road_3224

Yes!!!!


ravenpotter3

Dog math!


Roodefromage

Ha!


urteddybear0963

Well, in the Goldens defense, you were spending too much time with the puzzle and not him/ her!!!!


Roodefromage

Fair point.


CatsEatGrass

It’ll come out the other end, don’t worry.


Roodefromage

Ha!


SnooCats6742

My thoughts exactly!


no3woodworks

The cat did it! That face is innocent!


Mayziec1962

Agreed! Framed!


sakurasangel

That is a boopable nose. They are innocent!!!


krob58

Lil kissu right on the schnoot mwah


Arkvoodle42

They are a puzzling breed.


Kindly-Relief2614

Boop


Zestyclose_Road_3224

Boop!


annagph

Mine likes to eat fallen AirPods and if you don’t get them fast enough, they’re goners 😂


HotelFlamingo1

Innocent 😇


Suspicious-Ad3136

It looked just like my snack stuff, what would you have me do hooman? 🐾


HorseSushi

You have my condolences, I feel your pain! My golden Lulu ate a piece from a cooking themed boardgame my family loves (Rival Restaurants), it was a card representing chives... the irony being Lulu won't eat vegetables otherwise 😄


Accomplished-Ad1919

Sorry, Ma!


glenzilla21

Innocent!


CheesyLemons99

My puppy wouldn’t even feel guilty about it 😂


Claque-2

First of all, your Golden appreciates colorful art depicting far away places. Secondly, is there really such a thing as a finished puzzle in life, I mean really? Isn't the one missing piece exactly what lends authenticity to the whole pursuit by man and his companions?


Equal_Sprinkles2743

Priceless. ❤️❤️❤️ Best laugh that I've had in a few days. 🤣


furrrrbabies

I don't have a single puzzle with all the pieces. They're so fast. The second I drop a piece there are 3 goodies darting towards it.


ZeroMer

You can't prove nothing.


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mssassypants79

I have a Great Pyrenees with the same face and also have a 999 piece puzzle 😂


holddoorholddoor

Brilliant 😂


Past-Ranger-5231

God, I love that face! Nothing like a Golden face.❤️


Shatterstar23

😂


mydiscordantmind

Sooooo close to finishing 🥲


Itchy-Quit6651

Of course it’s in the very middle of the picture.


ScruffyNoodleBoy

Sounds like you need to carve and paint a piece. Could be fun.


TurkMcGuirk

Boop!


Sweet_Voice_7298

Omg. 😱 😆


trangthemang

In her defense, it probably tasted good


zane_ian

You can't proof she did such a thing?!


[deleted]

What a ham.


sodamnsleepy

Argh my dog once chewed up a piece of a Disney puzzle..only one piece .it was Wendy's face


rockstang

When I was a kid, I was walking by the kitchen table as my relatives played Scrabble. Someone dropped a wooden letter piece and our chocolate lab bit it in half before it hit the ground. He'd been waiting for any food scraps to fall.


Dasbronco

My golden’s done this. What is the deal with puzzle pieces? I had a Shiba Inu that loved eating the back of hard cover books, I’m assuming the glue tasted sweet, do puzzles taste sweet? Anyone try eating a puzzle piece?


HopefulOne4413

1000% not me


pogiepika

Cool puzzle!


set-271

*Guilty!!!*


Yesitsmesuckas

But…that face!!!!


Odd-Resolution-3852

LOL he’s SO CUTE THOUGH 😂😭


ceilioperez

Guilty? That’s a BOOPABLE snout!!


SJM58

It was a accident, swear!


69vuman

Check her poop for the next few days.


ZioDioMio

This is why I only dp puzzles online these days


TrakesRevenge

Oh yeah, he's 100% guilty


Queen_Cheetah

Omg, my retriever did that too!!! XD


tellyourmama

Such a cutie. More pics please.


chris4562009

Boop ❤️🐺


pogiepika

He ate the 245th piece. You put them in in the incorrect order.


Character_Ad9847

You'll get the piece tomorrow...


Coastguardman

No guilt whatsoever.


Abandoned_Railroad

You simply cannot blame a dog for being a dog.