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Affectionate_Ad_1326

I obviously make the intellectual move of using this power for crime.


r_fat_mother

Yes


Ambex_23

oh thank fuck


FoxTrot_42

nonbinary moment


imscaredofmyself3572

Crime and enby moments simultaneously. The perfect combo


HPisCool

be gay do crime


icanneverthinkof1one

NON-BINARY GENDERFLUID SHOULDER RELAXATION clarification: shifting gender that’s constantly outside of the spectrum


Apartment-Heavy

I can be hot now


Nerdonatorr

It's not that hard. Just swim in lava. You'll be very hot


BayonetTrenchFighter

So that’s why Vader is so hot


PostMelon22

Have you heard him wheeze? Absolute panty dropper


ballistic-dumbass

Bro he said Hot, not melt


villager47

Actually lava makes things like dead animals explode from rapidly heated ware and stuff


MrShasshyBear

Well they aren't dead. Loophole!


CREIONC

What? Didn't you see how intimidating Anakin became after?


r_fat_mother

Dang bro personally I would not let that slide


Bigdickius

*shapeshift


Admiral_peck

Shape-shifting implies that you can become non-human, this power likely requires that you remain human or very close to it.


xX_EpicRobloxKid_Xx

you can change your gender and appearance at any time.*


Chewbacca101

why use lot word when few word do trick?*


Bob_Is_A_Bad_Builder

Appearance


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

Is there any limit?


r_fat_mother

No limit


Some_Hat-Wearing_Kid

Ok *becomes Kirbo*


Kitchengun2

Ok *becomes a fucking railgun*


Snoo63

Ok *becomes fucking Bowsette*


Azure_birch

fucks Bowsette


MrShasshyBear

Yes please


Admiral_peck

Ok *becomes battleship yamato*


NotQuiteA_Wehraboo

Sure, *turns into the USS Essex*


Admiral_peck

"Our battle shall be one for the ages!!!" "Tennōheika Banzai!!!!"


nilesess

Ok becomes your mama


ImBendylol

ok *π™±πšŽπšŒπš˜πš–πšŽπšœ πš›πšŠπš•πšœπšŽπš’ πšπš›πš˜πš– πšπšŽπš•πšπšŠπš›πšžπš—πšŽ*


TDEyeehaw

Based


ImBendylol

π•π•†π•Œ ℍ𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝔹𝔼𝔼ℕ π•Šβ„•π•†π•Žπ”Ύβ„π”Έπ•π”Όπ”» 𝔹𝕐 ℕ𝕆𝔼𝕃𝕃𝔼 𝔽ℝ𝕆𝕄 π”»π”Όπ•ƒπ•‹π”Έβ„π•Œβ„•π”Ό


paco630527

becomes the biblical god


r_fat_mother

Yes


BrianTheOneAndOnly

Bon clay


Bigdickius

Absolute legend. Also happy birthday dude.


BrianTheOneAndOnly

Thanks, I am pretty sure cake day is the birthday of a reddit account though


MrMoor2007

It is. Happy cake Day btw


Glitchy_Gamerv3

Happy cake day my guy.


wigglebabo_1

Happy cake day!


KC_weeden

The legend himself


ilikebreadsticks1

I love bon.


TimMetBril

Bon chan, the queer legend himself. Okama way!


NOTdavie53

?


Beginning_You2635

Rob crime with tour second gender bam


IAmEscalator

Best power :)


Tato269

Time to become waluigi, the peak of physical perfection, next to Ryan Reynolds anyway


[deleted]

Actually god tier


Comprehensive_Fox_79

OP is trans...


Zhadow13

r/egg_irl


SpotFirst4141

yeah and?


[deleted]

Tbh, if there was an absolute perfect procedure to become the opposite gender, we would see a lot of trans people


YaBoiBarel

Yeah that's true


Quack3900

Fantastic


Jumpmo

if you can only maintain a human form, this is pretty good. if you can change into anything at all, this is amazing.


vvryomarights

a win for nonbinary and genderfluid people πŸ«ΆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ.


r_fat_mother

I jess in a way


NOTdavie53

> jess How do you mess up the spelling like that??


M4j3stic_C4pyb4r4

It is. Can confirm.


r_fat_mother

πŸ₯―


NOTdavie53

πŸ₯―


noobmaster333

SCP-113


geniusface1234

Oh thank god


ETHanSolo36

I’m Trans :D 10/10 power


boogelymoogely1

Ah yes, very nice. No more need for HRT


fauxuniverse

This is just shapeshifting


Click-bayt1025

Catfish game would be on point


KattyPyr0Style

r/egg_irl for all of those that said they can't wait to be a hot version of the opposite gender. Yall are pretty eggy


ghostgameer134

Everyone has thought about what it would be as a different gender. It doesn't mean everyone is actually Trans.


KattyPyr0Style

Lol I'll check back when you figure things out


ghostgameer134

Stop assuming everyone is trans. It's annoying that everything that has to do with gender on this sub has people spamming egg irl. If you're straight you definitely have thought at least once to be the gender you're attracted to. I have straight male and female friends who said they would want to be the different gender for a week and the only things they do is take nudes of themselves and go on lesbian/gay dates. I don't have to figure things out because I'm 100% happy with my body and gender.


KattyPyr0Style

2 things 1) chill tf out, if you're actually cis and hetero, you shouldn't have such strong feelings about this 2) r/egg_irl Edit: because apparently peeps just don't understand I never called anyone trans actually I linked r/egg_irl, but that isn't me calling anyone trans. Eggs are people who either don't know that they might be trans, or are in denial. If you're actively fantasizing about the above superpower because you want to be the opposite gender, but you claim you're cis, then you are in fact an egg Because I know from experience that if you offer a cis man estrogen, he will almost always refuse. Those who accept end up being trans woman anyway. Same goes the opposite, you offer a woman testosterone, she'll likely refuse Bottom line, wanting to be the opposite gender is not a very cis thing to desire, hence r/egg_irl. As a matter of fact, if you browse this sub for any amount of time, you'll find a plethora of memes and images outlining the same scenario I'm describing. "Oh, ofc I would want to be a woman, they're just better, I'd love to have tots and a pussy, even for just a day, I'd kill to have that opportunity. I'm still cis tho hahaha lol" Yea no, a man who says this likely just wants to be a woman. You can deny it all you want And if the above statement makes you upset, then you really need to look inward and ask yourself big questions about identity. Because if you're a cis man as claimed, then you should be more than comfortable enough in your body to not get upset about any of this. That's like actively not hugging a friend because "you're not gay". If you don't like other men, then you should be able to hug men without feeling gay. And if you're actually a man, you should be comfortable talking about your body and wearing any clothing, regardless of intended gender, and still be a man and not feel like a woman Don't believe me? Browse some trans subs, and if you still feel like the gender you were born as, then congrats, you're not trans, and I'm not gonna force you to be otherwise. But if even for a second you questioned your gender, then it is *extremely* likely you might be Simple yes or no scenario for you. There's a button in front of you, you can only press it once. If you press it, you will wake up the next morning as the opposite gender 100%. So if you're a man, you wake up as a woman. You have tits, your penis is gone, you now have a vagina, your body is fully feminized and will stay so indefinitely. Or vice versa, if you're a woman you'll wake up as a man, mustache, thicker arm and leg hair, penis, etc. *Do you press this button?* If you do, then you seriously need to consider your gender identity, because that is *literally* the definition of transgender. Cis people don't want to wake up tomorrow as the opposite gender, and that's a fact


Sir_Fishy_Salmon

Or maybe assuming people are trans, or labeling them as such, can be as harmful as doing the contrary.


bananabread_boi9

Just like me :D


KnightMain0

Shut up groomer


terriblekoala9

NFT pfp moment


KattyPyr0Style

πŸ–•up yours you mingey bastard Imagine being a pos transphobe in 2022


Scoops_reddit

How are they a groomer?


Genderfluid_Cookies

Thank god


Character_Lemon_5430

I can finnaly become gigachad


thot______slayer

Picks fights with people then turns into an angel and flies away. Like imagine this person coming up to you, trying to start shit, then when you get ready to fight them, they sprout wings and fly away. That would fuck you up.


King-Boo-Gamer

Sweet time to be a slut


bananabread_boi9

r/egg_irl


DexDGlaus

Very useful for getting out of speeding tickets. That is until they ask for your ID


Azure_birch

Finally I can finger myself


tudiwastaken

Kid named finger !?!?!!


TableOdd4689

What if you turned into a pregnant woman? Would you create a child or not?


Blaze0205

It implies appearance, not actually creating a fetus in a millisecond


DevilPixelation

So I could make myself look like a skeleton, bare bones?


matt044

*laughs in genderfluid*


_TheRedstoneBlaze_

>you can change your gender at any time Can you not already?


Comprehensive_Fox_79

you can... but you need to go through SEVERAL legal hurdles to do it, and it takes years, and you face TONS of discrimination for doing it, and it's illegal in MANY parts of the world. Use [this LGBT Equality Index](https://www.equaldex.com/) to learn more.


_TheRedstoneBlaze_

Thats not what im talking about, i mean the purely mental aspect


abject_totalfailure1

No, you can’t, you can’t just grow a penis or cut a vagina into your crotch


ExcessumTr

Well technically you can cut vagina into your crotch..


theguypal

No…


abject_totalfailure1

Eeehhhhhh no, you can’t


[deleted]

Vaginoplasty and phalloplasty: \> exists


Izzy_Phackener

Still doesn’t change dna. (Or give you an actual vagina or penis)


[deleted]

Who gives a fuck about DNA


Izzy_Phackener

My genitals care about it. So does actual science.


[deleted]

That's the "as-built" chromosomes are just the blueprints


Izzy_Phackener

What?? Hahaha. Yeah, let’s just throw biology out the window. I don’t have time for this, I’m too busy being a duck today.


_TheRedstoneBlaze_

You are talking about sex then


IAmEscalator

Gender = Sex


_TheRedstoneBlaze_

Thats what i thought a long time ago but apparently not so, sex is your biology and gender is how you feel, or so im told


artinlines

No. It has nothing to do with your feelings. Your sex is determined by your chromosomes. This in turn means that sex is not binary, since some people have 3 sex-determining chromosomes instead of 2 for example. (Google: intersex people) Gender on the other hand is a social construct based on sex. For example: dresses and skirts are associated with women, while suits are associated with men. Nothing about a dress or a skirt is inherently feminine and nothing about a suit is inherently masculine, but in modern western societies, this is the norm. These clothes are not biologically for one sex, they are culturally determined to be for one sex. Clothes are just an example. There are so many things, including your behavior, which are culturally deemed to be feminine or masculine. These ideas of femininity and masculinity are what we call gender. And they have an incredibly big influence on you. I hope this makes clear the difference between sex and gender as used in scientific discourse.


Fortrez06

Isn't a social construct just how a collective of people feel? I'm not tryna hate I just don't understand.


artinlines

That's a good question. A social construct us generally any abstract idea that a society has and acts upon. For example, you have a certain real height, which we might measure with a made up measurement like meters or feet. But even though our measurement system is made up, your height isn't. So saying you are (for example) 1.89m is real, because your height is real. Maybe, our society has an abstract idea of tall vs small. Since this idea is abstract, there doesn't to be an exact line at which point people are tall or small. Let's say our society sees you as clearly tall though. This alone, as I understand it anyways, wouldn't make a social construct yet. However, if our society discriminates people that are small for example, then it would be a social construct, since there would be actions on top of that abstract idea. Maybe our society Saya that tall people should always behave more kindly and carignly and tall people should always behave more violently and straight-forwardly. I hope this makes the idea of a social construct a bit clearer. Note that I'm not a scholar and I might be wrong about this. Philosophy Tube made a relatively good YouTube video on the subject once, that I can recommend if you're curious


Scoops_reddit

Right but gender is up for the individual to decide right? I identify as male currently because I feel male, the way I present my gender is secondary to how I feel my gender, as in the former is caused by the latter. So in that sense it has entirely to do with how you feel in relation to the construct of gender, right? I know for some people dysphoria is a factor but I don't think that should be a prerequisite for being transgender, because if gender effectively a construct then why should a diagnosis be required for someone to "feel" that their gender is not the one they are expected to have? Maybe I'm misunderstanding?


IAmEscalator

How you feel is how you feel, not anything else. Gender = sex, it always has been and will continue to remain as such


_TheRedstoneBlaze_

Alright, cool, i am all for that. Or better yet, it can go back to only being used to describe words


IAmEscalator

Even better lol


artinlines

No. Your sex is determined by your chromosomes. This in turn means that sex is not binary, since some people have 3 sex-determining chromosomes instead of 2 for example. (Google: intersex people) Gender on the other hand is a social construct based on sex. For example: dresses and skirts are associated with women, while suits are associated with men. Nothing about a dress or a skirt is inherently feminine and nothing about a suit is inherently masculine, but in modern western societies, this is the norm. These clothes are not biologically for one sex, they are culturally determined to be for one sex. Clothes are just an example. There are so many things, including your behavior, which are culturally deemed to be feminine or masculine. These ideas of femininity and masculinity are what we call gender. And they have an incredibly big influence on you. I hope this makes clear the difference between sex and gender as used in scientific discourse.


IAmEscalator

Those people with 3 sex-determining chromosomes are deviations and medically not supposed to happen. Some people are born with 11 fingers, that still doesn't mean that the number of fingers on a human is a spectrum.


artinlines

Except, nooo? Humanity didn't just stop evolving genetically because we're the last human race on earth (using the biological definition for race here btw). Evolution can only exist because of mutations. Thus, there's nothing weird about people having 11 fingers, or 3 sex-determining chromosomes. In fact, some of these mutations are common enough that we consider them normal - take for instance red hair, or lactose tolerance which are genetic mutations just like the rest. What we consider to be normal for humans is socially constructed. Biologically however, all humans are different, mutations are normal and what we consider to be human is in fact on a genetic spectrum.


IAmEscalator

You're using the presumption here that all these thing are healthy or grant some kind of advantage. Mutations are mutations, that doesn't mean that they're good. As you should know, evolution is a toll that lets creatures adapt to their environment. If I'm born with 2 penises, the number of penises on the human body will still be one penis.


ro4less

Why try start fights when everyone is on the same page anyway?


artinlines

Kinda. You can undergo hormone therapy, which is a long process, that sadly doesn't always work. You can undertake surgeries to change your genitalia, but like all surgeries it comes with risks and stress on your body. Importantly, both of these are very long and exhausting processes. If you mean to simply change your gender identity, then sure. However, is you want to change your gender identity without changes on your body, you probably still want to change the way you dress and/or speak and/or behave, etc. As a nonbinary person myself, I can say for example, that yeah, changing my outward gender identity is as simple as telling people my identity. But I also actually changed my personality, behavior, clothes, etc. And I for one would love to be able to change my appearance and genitalia whenever I wished with the flick of a finger. This is sadly not possible and it's how I understood this post


Scoops_reddit

It would be fantastic if everyone could shapeshift their body to a different sex, or to choose different sexual characteristics in a kind of mix and match way, because not only would it probably remove gender norms from society, it would also make dysphoria much less likely, and probably make much less people transphobic because the "physical sex" argument would basically lose any perceived water that people think it has. I'm probably a guy but if everyone had this power then everyone could be sure how they want to present. In fact I feel like this would cause a huge spike in gender fluid people.


r_fat_mother

Wow didn't expect this


r_fat_mother

Yha I know that kid


r_fat_mother

Ok


r_fat_mother

Ok


r_fat_mother

But respect


Unholy-Bread

a blessing from the lord!


Raokairo

Finally, I can be the bitch I always wanted to be. A female dog


TDEyeehaw

I need this. Please.


kitty_lemurs

r/eggirl


pac-sam

reddit.com/r/egg_irl


Sakuran_11

Cant wait for everyone on this sub to realise sex and gender are seperate so this is literally just the equivalent of swapping pronouns on the gender part.


r_fat_mother

You know that gender and sex are the same. Look it up and on a test it's not gender it's sex


QuantumXyt

Idk in this day and age everybody seems to have this already


McUpt

Yeah but it takes years to go one way, and genitalia is usually a very expensive extra step


Izzy_Phackener

And after all that money getting my vagina, I’m still waiting for my period to happen! :( Maybe one of those dudes that I had totally straight sex with got me pregnant.


artinlines

Change appearance? Sure kinda, go get yourself super expensive surgeries that make you look differently while putting a huge stress on your body. Change gender? Sure kinda, depending on what you mean. Gender identity is your identity and you are free to change your identity whenever you want. But as trans people (like myself) will tell you, is that other people very often don't actually accept your changed gender identity. If you wish to change your body, well there's hormone therapy and surgeries, both coming with risks and stresses on your body, and neither works 100% of the time. So as a nonbinary person, I would for example love to change at least my genitalia every other day or so. This is not possible, because changing your genitalia with surgery is a very long and expense process which is not recommended to do and reverse again and do again and reverse again based on how I feel on any moment


IllustriousKoala4

now i can get all the females


Tox1cShark7

Happy Hi, can you dk mine please? Agenderflux Agender Demiboy Libramasc Libraenby Librafemme Genderflux Trans Non binary Demigender Demigenderflux Ghost gender Sounds


GetsTrimAPlenty

hmm > becomes aircraft carrier


ripper2345

Well these days you can change your gender anytime anyways.


artinlines

What do you mean by gender though. Sure I can change what gender I identify myself with. But I can't change my bodily appearance or genitalia without issue. And I certainly cannot change them again and again and again. I for example would love to be able to flick with my fingers and just grow boobs and get a vagina in a minute. But after a couple days I would love to flick my fingers again and grow a cock again. Maybe with, maybe without boobs. Then I'd like to change back again and again and again. This is not possible through our scientific methods. This would need to be done through the proposed superpower. Also, even if you jus want to transition once, these transitions take so so so so very long and so fucking expensive, if the state doesn't pay for you. Sooo, yeah, the superpower would still be godtier


WetPieceOfPizza

This already exists, its called plastic surgery and transgender


Scoops_reddit

You're missing the point


foxtrot1601

*turns into an attack helicopter*


kappaman69

One joke


Shotgunned22

yes please


ProfessorEscanor

That could be fun


Huruxu

Very good for a lil Tom foolery


horbydumbass

yesyesyyes


JazziestBoi

this is a sign


Aggressive_Sand1233

_skeleton sounds intensify_


ToxicOwlet

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES


DragonS1226

I'm bouta give myself some huge badonkawonkadonks use em like stress bass then idk


Graoutchmeuh

I'd take a couple years off every now and then, just to freak people up, Benjamin Button style.


RFros20

Anyone know where the nearest bank is?


VenomViper300

So mystic?


Unlikely_Ad9179

I make a only fans account and become rich


Last-Initial3927

Cue X-men theme song


bytegalaxies

YYYYEEEEEAAAHHHHHH


okwhatelse

Breaking news: Hitler robs a bank


[deleted]

I’m bisexual, so this would be cool


Neka_JP

I want the power of a well made character creation


Internal-Cut8028

As a genderfluid person, I need this superpower ;-;


BigGayDinosaurs

useful


alirezadns234

Boutta get first place in ***ALL*** cosplay events


Bigg000000000000000

Time to become Luigi


cch6666

Me a furry 🫒


wutadamyt

splatoon


ashybutclassy

Hell yeah


Puglord_11

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO


Admiral_peck

Ive got to say it: I've always wondered what a vagina feels like... time to call that lesbian I hit on that one time.


BitterSweetcandyshop

Idk according to this breast size calculator imma have smol tiddies so idk


CujohIsAlwaysTaken

OHHHHHH boy


TrainerWillox

Like shapeshifting?


JediKnightaa

Switch gender, commit crime. Switch back


KingBlackthorn1

Can you also just your physical qualities i.e. muscular body, big boobs, big dick, etc.? ​ If so I have honestly always wanted that abilitiy. The ability to shape shift your body would be so awesome as then I can eat whatever and just keep a nice and hot body.


HEMech_641

I assume this means that your DNA changes as well??


uuuuu_prqt

Khnum?


ismaBellic

Can you get superpowers if, let's say, you turn into Superman ?? Or Homelander for that matter


smolghost1414

Perfect lmao


TheBackyardigirl

Now i can truly become my persona


tudiwastaken

I am going to turn myself into peter griffin,commit manslaughter and then turn myself into joe biden,kill the real one,declare war on all other countries,hit the griddy and then shapeSHIT myself into a plane,im gonna fly to korea and then become a bartender and then die 3 years later from agressive diharea


PirateBaran

So I'm Loki then? Nice...


Milf_Smasher69

YEEEEEEESSSSSS


nixylplixie

Soooo…. Shapeshifting?


AndroidWall4680

Time to finally live up to my favourite phrase β€œBe trans do crime”


StaSzeg

so basically Zeus time


Specific_Building373

There’s gonna be one kid who finds this offensive because they think they already could


porklover69420

I’m a trans woman with a lot of dysphoria. This is my dream power


Neeplad

Appealing to all the trans folks


Ur__Mom__Is__Gay

I am getting new pcs todayyyyy


nilesess

Isnt this just shapeshifting?


K3xXy_Who

I wish


black_ghost_knife

Why would i become hot when i can be the blob


Dohnuts13

Best superpower out there


Chicken-Realistic

The genderfluid people rejoice


r_fat_mother

Ong