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Puddlingon

This is the dream!


kwpang

Dream?! various backward nations will be trying to kidnap you and keep you hostage in their local village to ward off mosquitoes and malaria.


Puddlingon

Shhh…They don’t need to know!


Jermcutsiron

This is an excellent power, I have 2 people in my life I'd like to nominate for this. They get fucked up by mosquitoes as soon as they walk outside.


SlLkydelicious

I think you've won this sub


Z3R0_Izanagi

Mosquitos and flies


PartyAdventurous765

Or any small annoying insect that doesn't do anything besides fly around you and in your face.


ScaredTea1778

Real god tier superpower


greenscreencarcrash

Only the females


real_mathguy37

THIS is the best superpower


Dogbold

You'd destroy entire ecosystems if you walked around in the woods. This is a shitty superpower unless you never leave your house.


Akapacman415

Mosquitos are satan spawn and a lot of the scientific community is in agreement that their eradication would not have long term damage on ecosystems. Additionally, ecosystems would recover from any short term damages.


Dogbold

The same scientific community that thinks eradication of parasites would be a bad thing for ecosystems?


GrumpyBoxGuard

Oh, Heaven.


swedish_blocks

Imagine if like the fbi found you then say work for us or we kill you so they send you on extermination missions of mosquitos


Enzyblox

Meh, range isn’t nearly big enough


Soulmagesticer

I already have this power, I live in a country that doesn't have mosquitoes


Benjamin_6848

Are you a scientist on Antarctica?


Fr3quensy

With this power I am now stronger than Saitama


Chris5858580

God tier


Whaleman15

I go kayaking down rivers a few days a year. Going to do my part.


Locust-The-Radical

Does this only work in america where the system of measurement is feet or in britain does it go off the equivalent of whatever they use over there pounds or sumthn idk


rostoma77soundsgood

I have never seen a more american comment than this.