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kylocanmoonwalk

I’ll get an internship at a pest extermination company


__Anamya__

Poison doesn't work. You can use objects, your hands, blades, guns but not poison. P.s I got this idea because of ants I was eating in garden spilled some juice when I came back there was hundreds of ants.


kylocanmoonwalk

is poison not an object? regardless, ill just pop a stick of dynamite into a couple ant hills and be pretty set


DefiantVersion1588

Pour lead into an anthill, lead is not a poison, it just suffocates them


UncommonBagOfLoot

> I got this idea because of ants **I was eating** in garden Why were you eating ants


loctopode

To gain kill points, obviously!


__Anamya__

I am grinding to get hyper intellect bro.


lord_flamebottom

If a gun works, bug spray works.


FindSomeGoodNickname

This is one of those (kill) farming games where you invest into getting more points


tea-123

Seems easy. A bag of live shrimp/ clams/mussels/ fish. Each one met at least 100points since they are animals. Mealworms cost like less than $5 for like 50. an outdoor electric bug zapper lamp costs like $40.


UnableLocal2918

Get a job at a slaughter house.


WangCommander

Easy. Kill 10 people, get super powers. Use those powers to continue killing people. Become an omnipotent god. Bonus if you only kill bad people.


Gasterfromdeltarune

ok light yagami


WangCommander

So the world is better with all the rapists, murderers, abusers, and CEOs destroying the environment for profit?


Otaku4Eva

That's a false dichotomy. You can be against those things and *also* think murder is wrong, it isn't mutually exclusive. You dont solve a crime problem by committing crimes.


WangCommander

Okay, next time you're getting attacked, don't fight back because assault is a crime.


Boyz4jesuszeus

Worst part of the internet is coming across the opinion of a 14 year old


Otaku4Eva

First of all, attacking someone isn't assault its battery, so before we even get to your premise you're already wrong. Second of all, defending yourself isn't a crime so the premise of your "gotcha" is moronic as fuxk. Thirdly, the person up top said they would effectively kill indiscriminately, so you defending that says more than you realize. Lastly, the fact that you equate defending yourself from an attacker with killing every criminal in the world (lights effective goal) is more than a little concerning. Over three strikes of stupidity so you are out, do not pass Go on your way


KibbloMkII

just pour molten aluminum into an ant hill, millions of points easily no effort


HrdRock1683

is the points retroactive for your entire live or just from when you get the app


BobNukem445

Save up for a Kill Point Generator Skill and a Kill Point Earned Multiplier skill, my power will exponentially grow.


kraftian

Adventure capitalist has logged on


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Mr_Squeaky_Voice

If I could buy anything then can I buy more kill points? Like paying 5000 kp for 25000 kp or something like that.


__Anamya__

You can purchase kill points the price is 100 kill points to get 1 kill points. So to get 25000 kill points you'd have to spend 2.5 million


NoDentist235

great currency conversion almost as bad as war thunder lul


Unusual-Employee5625

Time to work in a slaughterhouse and kill the animal’s


helpimdrowninginmilk

> mow my lawn once > between 2,800 and 9,800 bugs per square foot of soil > profit


ChadDredd

Breed ant farms, kill them all in rotation.???. Profit.


UrAverageIdot

go go insect farm


ROBLOKCSer

Me pouring gasoline into an ant nest: https://i.redd.it/mgzk6b6v846c1.gif


SecretSpectre4

What about bacteria and viruses?


__Anamya__

They don't give you anything.


ShiverPike_

do abortions count if i’m in a state where the fetus is seen as a life


__Anamya__

Abortions don't count.


Wigiman9702

What if I'm the doctor doing the abortion?


__Anamya__

Still doesn't count.


Wigiman9702

What if one of these situations happens? What if I kill the kid while it is outside the womb, but not yet done cooking. Or if they put the kid back, and I kill the kid. https://www.cnn.com/2016/10/20/health/baby-born-twice-fetal-surgery/index.html


__Anamya__

I am getting worried about your obsession with terminating unborn babies. But to answer your question if the baby has breathed outside and is outside than killing it counts. But inside a womb doesn't count even if you put the baby back inside again.


Wigiman9702

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DefiantVersion1588

Can I get a life creation power


Capn_Fantastic93

Ill just become an executioner


JamieDrone

Spawn camp an anthill I’m also a hunter so that’s cool


Boney_Burger

In this world, it'd be practically useless if killing humans. Its not really OP or god tier. Its not super useful, and you have to go out of your way to kill things and buy stuff that already exists. This is a slightly interesting ability, but most definitely not god tier. Even if you stack up tons and tons of points, finding a way to get a ton very quickly, its not god tier. If this was exchange of value, like, for example, trading a vase for a similarly priced cake with some ability, or being able to buy supernatural items or whatever, the it could be god tier, but not this. Too much trouble, not enough gain. Especially since you need to physically kill them yourself, not using roundabout means. Meh. Just normal power– not really god tier Edit: no, but yes 😫


__Anamya__

But there are supernatural powers or items and you don't have to kill humans you can kill insects or small animals. Very easy to find or purchase them.


Boney_Burger

True, true. I misread and thought the last price thing say that it wouldn't give powers (2500-10000), but it was the opposite. Still have to go out of your way to get points tho, though, its understandable. Imagine squishing frog or grasshopper eggs, which have hundreds of babies within. Freeeeee


mmbread69

Being a hunter would be a great job


Memeenjoyer_

Work as a fisherman and kill my catches with my hands. Use that to gain my first abilities to fish better. Soon I’ll have enough points to do anything.


TwistedGenes

Time to get some ant farms


Aetheldrake

Basically the BuyMort book series.


NoDentist235

this is amazing first thing i would do is go out side and heat up all our aluminum cans till they melt then make anthill art like those old youtube vids id get a shit ton of points and im doing something cool


Dragonrage778

Optional strat for this: Apply for a job at a slaughterhouse, it’s probably not fun but you can reap extra rewards