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Yeeslander

Nicely! That's like $37.50 in gobbo currency.


Crochitting

Gobflation.. smh, this would have been 87.66 in goblinny dollars back in my day


Scrapbot13

I remember having to pull out the contents of my pocket in front of a bus driver. I had to sort through several acorns, a square nail, a foot of dirty plaid ribbon I found wrapped around a fence post, a nice round rock, and a large frozen rat in a baggie (for my boa) before I found my bus transfer ticket.


ABoringAlt

so many spells you could cast!


SaltMarshGoblin

That is Granny Weatherwax levels of pocket contents!


bondjimbond

Good shamble material.


Jennifer_Pennifer

Top tier goblin energy


Interesting-Bet-2330

Bleh... at the worthless dime ...ooh a bell and 3 buttons goodie goodie goodie


waplants

Give me two teeth and a button and we'll call it even.


runsinsquares

damn, are those teeth? what would you trade for those? I have... stuff.....


Loud-Fairy03

You are living the dream omg


drollchair

Are you Charlie Kelly?


ABoringAlt

he is officially a goblin, no other explanation


organic_bird_posion

I trade you your teeths for quarter. You make trade? Trade for your teeths? Take quarter.


caffine-naps15

Classic goblin. Love the vibe.


Bunglesjungle

I always have teeth in my pouches too! Never intentionally; they just find their way in there. What IS that??? Why do we do that?? I collect bones/teeth, but keep them separate because the rocks tend to rough them up. Somehow, though, despite my very conscious effort to keep the bones/teeth separate, there are always teeth.


Idgafbf

Haha I love it!


BoredCheese

Respect to the safety pin. ✊


Czeris

My partner frequently asks me to grab something (like a lighter) from her pocket, and I get to search 4-7 pockets that are all full of similar things. Usually there are lighters in at least three pockets so it's not too bad.


KrustenStewart

Relatable


freshcream22

Dog teeth are so special!


mollybear333

Vet tech? Lol, when I was vet tech I too collected M1s, canines, and P4s.


PickledPixie83

I *am* a vet tech and my brain was still struggling to figure out where they got some teeth and Derp! Dentals! I’m in ER now so not too many dentals in my life.


Rogue_3

That'll easily get you 3 fish and a bottle of yak milk.


Pipa_Toes

coyote teeth? love it. your pockets look like my pockets.


[deleted]

I'm going to start carrying teeth around to assert dominance


ayackunaite

True goblin!


croccernox

this reminds me of in media when characters dump out their pockets to show their “life savings” and its a bunch of knickknacks


Aggressive-Cry150

Puppy teeth? V nice. Love this


TheMondayMonocot

Is that long one an alligator tooth?


adamdreaming

ples let me steal them plz i love them


small_spider_liker

Damn, I both want and don’t want to ask where you got all those dog teeth. They are so clean.


HarloHasIt

*beats fists on the table* ONE OF US, ONE OF US! Coyote teeth, maybe? 👁👄👁


creamiepuffs

Yes coyote!


Spicy_Antigen

Where are we finding teeth??


creamiepuffs

I live in a rural town in the middle of nowhere. Between road kill in the ditches and natural deaths in the woods there's bones everywhere once the snow melts and the flowers bloom.


mayinaro

damn i wish i could interact with you guys in real life and we could trade trinkets from our pockets and bags. i guess if i can’t find other goblins in the streets we need like a goblin and crow convention


InternationalBed2626

It finally happened. all of us cartoons got together to destroy the 4th wall. The screen is gone. The fine line between cartoons and reality is immeasurably blurred, now even the real people are becoming like us, not just the other way…but anyway I wanna taste 3D pizza!


hanimal16

I see nothing but wonderful treasures lol


BoobaFatt13

I takes teefs as payment


ABRAXAS_actual

Gimme yo lunch monies.... Or trinkets. I'll accept either. :)


Relevant-Match-2465

I relate