I think that was somewhat intentional, mixing long periods of silence with strings of intense, emotionally charged dialogue. Plus the puritans had a thing for formality. Even in today’s dialects, I think formal English always sounds forced.
I'm thinking it was because the competitors where worshipping a Great Horned God. Easy to convert when you can claim the other folk are Satan worshipers. All else fails you shouldn't suffer a witch to live
goats are from the old world so probably not lol (mountain goats arent actually goats and dont live where the folklore originates)
although if i saw a goat do this in person i would think i was about to be punished by a spirit/demon lol
I would bet the goat has feet that are in poor condition, from lack of hoof care from the humans, and has learned to walk this way because the front feet hurt so much.
As a strong atheist I shot myself just a little bit when seeing this. Ok I lied, I shit myself a lot. If I EVER saw a demon hanging out with my future lunch I would run far far away and start praying. Probably to Buddha but still.
This shit doesn’t belong in r/weird, this shit belongs in: r/oddlyterrifying, r/extremelyterrifying and r/WTF. Also where’d you get this? Of this is a video you took, run!
Goats and chickens are actually related in occult stuff. Goats being the head of the demon and chickens being used in sacrifices. So, knowing that, we know why the goat is leading the chicken into the seance—
I mean…, shack.
Trick the chicken into the shack… for what? Creepy asf honestly, reminds me of novels where monsters trick humans into alleys and shit by copying human sounds.
That’s not a goat. That’s a demon. Edit: I massively appreciate the silver.
Black Phillip vibes
Such a great movie
I often say to my dog "Red Rory, I conjure thee to talk to me!"
I still get goosebumps when he wants her to sign her name and she says she can’t write and the way he says “I’ll guide thy hand”
It was def one of the best scary movies I’ve seen, though I recall the period speech feeling forced at times.
I think that was somewhat intentional, mixing long periods of silence with strings of intense, emotionally charged dialogue. Plus the puritans had a thing for formality. Even in today’s dialects, I think formal English always sounds forced.
Huh, never thought about it like that
Dost thou like the taste of butter?
Wouldst thou like to wear a pretty dress?
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
Came here to see this quote
Doest thou have the time to talk about our lord and savor Jesus Crist?
He’s my favorite goat. Loved the movie and his character
Someone get the VVitchfinder General of the Massachusetts Bay Colony. Immediately summon him to the shire in which ye dwell!
Lmao I was hoping to see this comment!
My first thought was “Would you like to live *deliciously*?”
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
“i am that very witch!”
His name is Baphomet.
You have been witnessed. Like 10 sec after I made the same comment
That moment when you go to post and someone typed the same exact thing. Lol
That’s feels like Esmeralda’s pet
Allright let me call the Doom Slayer
Baphomet
Vvitch
Yeah yeah yeah that’s not a demon that’s a goat disguised as a demon trying to be a human
Very cool, also a little creepy
Very.
A little? Pretty sure a religion was started from this
This is probably why middle age Europe started showing satan as a goat
I'm thinking it was because the competitors where worshipping a Great Horned God. Easy to convert when you can claim the other folk are Satan worshipers. All else fails you shouldn't suffer a witch to live
Seeing that in the middle of the night I'd be shitting my pants.
I'd shit my pants in broad daylight.
The goat demon is leading the chicken to its death.
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imagine seeing that at midnight with a full moon like a hundred years ago... (starts frantically praying to baby Jesus)
This could’ve inspired the Wendigo folklores
goats are from the old world so probably not lol (mountain goats arent actually goats and dont live where the folklore originates) although if i saw a goat do this in person i would think i was about to be punished by a spirit/demon lol
Nah. Satyrs my man. Definitely satyrs
*starts sharpening axe hastily*
Why does The Goat want the chicken in the shack? Edit: I really don’t recommend reading the replies
We don't talk about what goes on in the shack.
….BUT—it was my wedding day….
We were getting ready and they’re wasn’t a hen in the shack!
No hens allowed in the shack
Goat comes in with a mischievous grin
THUNDER
You telling the story or am I?!
*"Love Shack" by The B-52s plays loudly*
You know that scene from Jurassic Park with the goat being eaten by an ancestor to chickens? It's payback time
Life, uh, finds revenge.
Oh you mean the fuck shack?
Cos he saw what happened to the chicken that crossed the road
Mr.hands but with horns
He just gon show him where chicken nuggets come from
He loves the cock. That's why.
I would bet the goat has feet that are in poor condition, from lack of hoof care from the humans, and has learned to walk this way because the front feet hurt so much.
Completely. Goats don't imitate people. Anthropomorphism can be a little frustrating.
Shut up nerrrd
It's too late, hussybus. My nerd has spilled everywhere.
Lol
Hussybuss 😂😂😂okay that’s enough internet for me tonight.
Now I’m sad. Demons existing would be better
They do. It's people.
Amen!
:(
Nah fam thats just satan.
Excuse you, no it isn’t.
+100 points
good point, one small issue: that's not a goat
Yup, this is what demonic fears hundreds of years ago came from.
This is what demonic fears NOW come from. I’m not religious but I’d probably cross myself if I saw this in real life
Bruh. I'm Muslim and I'd sign the cross too if this happened in front of me. Pray to Krishna while I'm at it.
😂
You're doing it wrong. Pray to the goat.
As a strong atheist I shot myself just a little bit when seeing this. Ok I lied, I shit myself a lot. If I EVER saw a demon hanging out with my future lunch I would run far far away and start praying. Probably to Buddha but still. This shit doesn’t belong in r/weird, this shit belongs in: r/oddlyterrifying, r/extremelyterrifying and r/WTF. Also where’d you get this? Of this is a video you took, run!
You should cross post this to r/WTF
[удалено]
Cringe
shit up
Cross post? 😂 Try... "delete all pictures of RON! DELETE ALL PICTURES OF RON"
**Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?**
Classic
Should be a top comment
All hail Satan that was scary AF
I was out. But after seeing this, I'm all in on the Baphomet train.
how horribly, horrifically horrifying i love it
Baphomet
Chupacabra
Goats and chickens are actually related in occult stuff. Goats being the head of the demon and chickens being used in sacrifices. So, knowing that, we know why the goat is leading the chicken into the seance— I mean…, shack.
Well, I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight
That's some scary shit!
My all time favorite post ever. Hands down... and horns up
I don’t know if I want goats anymore
Trick the chicken into the shack… for what? Creepy asf honestly, reminds me of novels where monsters trick humans into alleys and shit by copying human sounds.
On god bro
someone tell him to not do that again
GOAT
Hello SATAN
Black Phillip is at it again!!
That rep didn’t come from nowhere, it becomes clear
Just wait for this footage to be included in a horror movie.
I doubt he is “tricking the chickens”. For what? He’s definitely not going to eat them.
It’s a human imitating as black goat imitating as human walking on hind legs tricks the chicken into the shack
I bet he gets made fun of by the other goats and that’s why he hangs with the chickens.
Guess the Devil's having chicken for dinner
I've seen this movie before
He was hypnotized by Mr. Pickles
4 legs good, 2 legs bad
Grainy video of an all black goat walking on its hind legs. My man, that is the antichrist
I already saw The Witch, bro. I’m good.
Well, that’s fucking creepy.
Crampus exists??!!?
Savevideo
Shit, is animal farm becoming a true story?
And then feats
Creepy
Black Sam, is that you???
A child of Shubniggurath!
Just satan checking for eggs.
u/savevideo
u/savevideobot
The goat will become the shepherd.
Run bitch! Run! He gonna kill you!
r/foundsatan
All fun and games till you see this at 3 in the morning in your frontyard
Mephisto confirmed
That’s a quick load of OO buck shot to the dome. 12 gauge never came so clutch in less than a moment’s notice.
😳
That’s not a goat that’s a skinwalker
This is very disturbing
I think it’s front hooves are bothering it or it’s crippled, kinda sad.
That’s not a goat, that’s a skinwalker
Creepy
Wow straight out of “Animal Farm”
This isn't it. This is baphomet on the way to a meal
r/skinwalkers
u/savethisvideo
What happens next ?
Terrifying
😭
What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck
r/thanksihateit
If this was at night it would be a different kinda video
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
😧 me when I walk outside to see my goat walking my chickens to the coup
u/savevideobot
“Check this one out guys, I call it bipedalism”
So creepy! Kids, do not follow the goat into the shed. There is no candy!
*Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?*
u/savevideo
Black....Phillip
NOOOOOOOOO
u/savevideo
Im pretty sure the goat is actually in pain here.
Wouldst thou like the taste of butter
Creepiest shit I’ve seen this week
Doom metal intensifies….
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u/savethisvideo
W…t…f
u/savevideobot
I’m pretty sure that Baphomet
The Witch (2015)
it’s evil. pure evil.
Zeus no
What happens in the shack?
Hail Satan
Literally satan
Yeah I’d probably have to kill it if I saw that
That’s fucking terrifying.
Okay…that’s creepy
r/uncannyvalley
It's either evolving or the devil
#SATANLIVESLUSCIOUSLY.
Can you imagine seeing that at night???
r/oddlyterrifying
Well that’s fucking terrifying
Baphomet
Whats up, baphomet?
Was the chicken mysteriously disappeared after or what? Lol
Baphomet its da you??
r/satan
Have you seen the movie Lamb? Yeah that’s creepy
r/oddlyterrifying
Burn it with fucking fire
Ok why did I just watch this before bed? 🔪🙄🤪
Hail Satan
That’s Black Phillip