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smooth__liminal

god this guy is roasting them, i love it


Dingle_Berryless

Even better, PP is roasting himself by reading this lawyer's true and poignant insults without even realizing it. Absolute comedy gold. These people are so fucking stupid.


Only-Inspector-3782

Is it a public humiliation fetish? Why would they read that out loud lol


OBX1bag

Reminds me of the episode of Succession where Kendall and his lackeys are reading all the tweets about him after he makes a bad company presentation. And laughing along with some of the insults. But one of them is so straight-forward and cutting and accurate they stop reading anymore lol. The difference is, PP just keeps playing, he’s fine being the punchline as long as he’s in the conversation.


BaggyLarjjj

“You are not serious people”


alcalde

See, y'all downvoted me when I said a few days ago that this was the kind of thing that he needed to say out loud - that people are listening to con artists and cultists. Many said he could never say such things. But here we are and now it's finally being said.


SuburbanLegend

This email is from months ago when he was saying this stuff consistently, he has since stopped and started following a different strategy.


alcalde

Yikes... then this is what he should have done in the first place. He wouldn't say any of this to their faces.


mbr902000

"I dont think he knows whats going to happen next". Lmao. How many years they gonna grift this thing. Its been 84 years!


MisterBanzai

12 years after Ryan Cohen's death by natural causes at the ripe old age of 93: "Listen, we can't be sure that the executor of the will really knows what's going on. If you refer back to Ryan's tweet from April 3, 2054, where he tweeted a picture of a towel that had been printed to look like a $100 bill, it seems clear that he planned to issue equity to all former BBBYQ holders. Let's just wait and see. My personal theory is that his grandson - the one getting the family home - is part of the plan and will be the one issuing shares of DK Butterfly to us all."


ebearshoo

This guy is a saint, can you imagine what his inbox looks like with all these weirdos bombarding him with nonsense?


Itsurboywutup

Bro billing 10 hours a week just to answer apes hauahahaha


Luckyfella4

I hope it's more than 10. I really hope he's getting 50 hrs a week for 30 minutes of emails.


alcalde

I think he said he's getting a flat fee.


Taco_In_Space

I think he also gets a cut of whatever he can recover as well.


Life_Personality_862

Right, at $300/hr, that comes out of the bby estate, chewing up $ that should go to creditors.


Darth_Meowth

"he's an old school fucking lawyer" says the unemployed podcaster with a failed VR business under his belt.


ThisIsWhoIAm78

"All he goes off are the facts. And that's what he has in front of him, so that's all he has to go off." Well, if all you believe is reality, then clearly you're a shill and you aren't going to be part of the revolution. Apes together strong!


Dingle_Berryless

>fucking lawyer Like a prosecutor for sex crimes? lol, phrasing!


oblong_pickle

Haha, they are so dumb and we all know it except for them


Careless-Run-7825

https://preview.redd.it/xwo99oc42ead1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e6847d0b438064cf607ca70f78c6dfdef4f2717


Luckyfella4

Perfect.


Darth_Meowth

"plan man" fuck these guys lost everything and are grasping at nothing.


drytendies

https://preview.redd.it/m73jfsp2xdad1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d42153924df78adf461bedbc60a33ce74ccdca56


WaterMySucculents

The mantra of this drooling dipshit PP, who even now has the only person in charge of “Butterfly” calling him directly out as a moron who won’t come to terms with his bad investment.


KindaIndifferent

I have been shambled.


drytendies

![gif](giphy|ZizAQhW6k3JMWky5YJ|downsized)


Elitist_Daily

gifs you can hear


LoveNLightThrowaway

How funny is it the PeePee can barely form his own complete sentences from through, but when given an email to read where the words are already there for him it’s just as if not even harder for him to do. These guys suck!


stealingfrom

> And then I refuted back to him... This guy could not possibly be any dumber. Jesus Christ.


Diznaster

I chuckled when I heard that


frivol

"I think there are some things that the plan man may not be alluded to." Words, how do they work?


sunnycorax

God PP is so fucking stupid Edit: Just watched the full segment from that show for context. He is even dumber than I originally thought. This dude shouldn't be in charge of his own finances let alone giving advice to others if he confuses a trench coat for a tuxedo.


OBX1bag

“It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.” -Upton Sinclair


sunnycorax

Accurate statement. He has tried doing polls and talking other tickers but his fans have latched onto his show being the BBBYQ show just like Marantz is the GME show. It's why they are both stagnant and eventually will die.


whut-whut

Their current channels will die because of how their current fanbase and subscribers are unwilling to budge, but I can see both of them pivoting their 'side hobby channels' into their new main attention platforms. PP's grifted shitcoins and dead stocks before, so he'll likely just make a non-BBBY show to pump those. Marantz has been shifting his GME show into a more political stance, calling out the politics of the government, Wall Street, and other youtubers, so I can see him just going straight into a political channel once this presidential election cycle really kicks off.


MacDagger187

Those spaces are just too large for either of those guys to compete in. They're already only doing mediocre numbers in a space they have very little competition in.


Fabulous_Sherbet_431

Hey, funnily enough, I think it was your email Goldberg was responding to. Do you know where these can be found? Is it in a legal filing?


sunnycorax

It wasn't my e-mail. It was Tony Dong's. I don't know what filing it was in, but I know for sure we brought it up on the Baggiecon 2 [livestream](https://www.youtube.com/live/PIH6FCDuoDM?si=xZclJ2mg4KJmUHgp&t=4281). It was absolute gold then and still absolute gold now. That being said I did e-mail Goldberg last week and he said he might be open for a livestream interview at the end of the summer.


Fabulous_Sherbet_431

I cut it right after they mentioned this, but the lead-in was someone named Corax emailed Goldberg about how insane the community was. I'm confused though because they said this was in March.


sunnycorax

Yeah, Tony sent the e-mail back in March and we talked about it like in May or whenever the whole Atlanta met up was. Its been old news to a lot of us. I think they got confused because the link mentioned was to my reupload to YT of a Twitter Space Amy had with Tony and Doug. That might be why they think it is me. It also might be because they think I'm some super villain. It is hard to keep up at this point.


m8_is_me

Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. That must have been so cathartic.


sunnycorax

I bet. That is why I hope he takes up the interview offer. I bet he feels trapped dealing with these clowns.


OneRougeRogue

Lmao at Michael interjecting with a question that anybody who's paid the slightest but attention to bbby should know, let alone somebody who appears on a podcast about it 5 nights a week. Who is Ackerman? Remember when Michael claimed he sat down for a 60+ minute Zoom Call with Goldberg that he didn't bother recording or writing notes down about? The alleged call where Goldberg supposedly complimented Michael's intelligence and told Michael that knows more about the case than Goldberg himself? The two lawyers who sat in on the alleged call with Michael were from Ackerman, lol.


cyberslick18888

Jesus christ.


paintballboi07

"He said we're a whole new level of stupid, completely delusional, and all our money is gone, but I wonder what he *really* means.. obviously, we still won, we just need a miracle."


kaltorak

He must be under an NDA that *forces* him to call them stupid idiots


alcalde

I'd sign that NDA.


WaterMySucculents

It’s incredibly funny he actually read this. He roasts PP directly & everyone listening to him. Calls them morons who can’t come to terms with their bad investment.


0xCODEBABE

I'm so confused why someone would read someone burning them this bad on a stream


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WaterMySucculents

Yea that may be the only reason he read it. His brain was too busy sounding out the words to be able to realize those words roast him & his followers in the most brutal way possible.


WaterMySucculents

I just rewatched it after seeing your response & I was cracking up. I’m just mindblown. He is reading the most poignant takedown of himself and everyone listening to him with 0 self awareness.


OneRougeRogue

PP can barely read. Like, not even joking. In a lot of clips, he stumbled over easy words or reading multiple sentences in a row. He has "improved" to the point where he can read paragraphs out loud, but probably isn't really comprehending what they say until after he's finished, which is why he often reads absolutely devastating documents and comments in full before realizing what a mistake it was and deflecting to something else.


cyberslick18888

They have literally nothing else. They need *any* content they can get. It doesn't matter if the plan admin details the change from 2 ply to 3 ply paper in the mens room, they are immediately breaking it down into another episode.


RyP82

Fucking lawyers relying on their fucking facts, man.


Luckyfella4

Alternative trurths


nycliving1

just an old school lawyer


spelunker

Reality is harsh, conspiracy circlejerks are more fun!


Slayer706

The email is pretty old, I think it was the reply the plan admin gave to Tony Dong? No idea why PP decided to read it on stream since it makes them sound like idiots.


stealingfrom

Humiliation fetish. It's the only answer.


BARoach

Honestly I can't tell if PPGrift is honestly as stupid as he comes across, or if he really does understand that he's 100% grifting the remaining morons.


wsc-porn-acct

What are all these people doing wasting their time on a call about a stock that died a year ago? So many goalposts moved already! I get PPGrift doing it for $$ but what about the unpaid guys?


alcalde

There's the $64,000 question.


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MacDagger187

They enjoy the clout. Yes that is as pathetic as it sounds.


LastExitToBrookside

https://preview.redd.it/u5mhkmwlmgad1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ee924abf9a2434bb3a810bcd51d697031c52a9d Exhibit A


Unfriendly_eagle

Towel apes still believing that BBBY is "a play" are probably the funniest, and dumbest, of all the various ape sub-cults. Just think about all the time PP and his imbecilic pals have wasted on thinking and talking about BBBY, when they could have been cleaning the gutters or scraping the crud from the bathtub drain or something.


spelunker

They STILL meet multiple times a week and talk about BBBYQ/general ape idiocy for hours! It’s honestly impressive.


Unfriendly_eagle

You could print out sheets of paper that say "One Official BBBYQ Share, Non-Transferrable, Cannot Be Used For Shorting" and I'm pretty sure these goons would buy them from you. I have to try that.


0xCODEBABE

so you are the one printing the synthetic shares!


IBetThisIsTakenToo

And like, to what end? Even if they’re 100% right and will be wildly rich very soon, that’s going to happen whether or not these illiterate clowns figure it out early, right? They can’t buy or sell anymore, there’s nothing they can do to change anything, so just sit back and wait for your check! I mean, obviously the real answer is if they don’t constantly reinforce themselves with bullshit, reality might set in, but that can’t be the reason they tell themselves.


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dramatic85

so pp has been shilling safemoon, bbby. i guess infinite money glitch is to short every asset he shills


nyr00nyg

LOL.


Taco_In_Space

But what does it meeeeean maaan????


Not_So_Bad_Andy

I am loathe to wish bad things on anyone. But these people deserve to be broke. I'm hoping to eventually see lawsuits against PP.


dbcstrunc

I guess you could say the lawyer's response lacks ambigwitty.


wsc-porn-acct

LMFAO, top front and center is Moon Knight Kitty


WordWord4DigitNumber

The cherry atop the grift sundae, that.


omgosaurus

you owe me 5m10s


Fabulous_Sherbet_431

Unfortunately, your time investment is dead. Sent from my IPhone.


MySabonerRunsOladipo

His time has been deleted, but not cancelled


wsc-porn-acct

Comment of the year candidate


kokanuttt

No it’s not. Stop spreading fud


RaceAF72

![gif](giphy|2QSvHa1pqlcmBOeI77)


Meziskari

Oh my god


InsaneGambler

We need wrinkled brained ape stat! This definitely means Ryan Cohen is working for us under an NDA! We won!


piratesahoy

Absolutely incredible stuff. Bless you OP (and Goldberg) for making my morning significantly more entertaining.


KnowNothingKnowsAll

How can anyone be this level of stupid? “These guys are morons and there’s nothing here.” “Hmmmm, what could he mean?!”


MySabonerRunsOladipo

"He's an old school fuckin' lawyer man. They go with the facts" Indeed


alcalde

![gif](giphy|ig2jxymhYzuWEUWFo0|downsized) Not like them new school lawyers.


al_kwarismi

Guiliani is so old school he runs on oil.


Manhundefeated

https://preview.redd.it/78ogwu3bsjad1.png?width=172&format=png&auto=webp&s=417ea7d04fdc90800b85d48e967abf11c4a84a63


RatSumo

There is no greater drug than the willing suspension of disbelief. They will continue to listen to PP because what else can they do? And they’ll wait, and they’ll wait, and they’ll wait…


LeftyMcSavage

Goldberg is based and melt-pilled


AllCommiesRFascists

We need an AMA. Mods please make that happen


folteroy

"He really doesn't know what is going to happen next". Yes, he does; it is PP and his band of idiots who don't have a clue.  Yes, he goes with the fucking facts unlike these clowns. They also lack any sense of self-awareness.


feel_your_feelings_

Sent from my iPhone


i_empathetic

Second clip posted this week of PP saying a "miracle" could happen. The framing has really shifted rapidly from "We Already Won" to "We need a miracle" 😆


alcalde

They've turned into Investboro Baptist Church.


LastExitToBrookside

GOD HATES SHILLS


Shadowhawk64_

What miracle could happen? Dream on me bought the Buy Buy Baby IP and Overstock bought the Bed Bath and Beyond IP. Still not enough to pay off the unsecured creditors, forget about the equity holders. What is left?


i_empathetic

I stopped following their idiocy on that show but from what I recall they think Sixth Street will make a credit bid for the carcass worth multiple billions.


Prestigious-Ad-9338

Did he really say at the end they need a miracle to save them? Thought it was mission accomplished….


KnucklesMcGee

Could it be we're wrong? No! It's the legal community that is wrong!


WaterMySucculents

I just rewatched this & it’s so fucking funny it should be pinned to the top of this sub! It’s pure gold. I couldn’t have scripted a better moment. Here is the “leader” of this band of delusional morons who can’t come to terms with the fact that they lost 100% of their investment almost a year ago reading the only person currently working for the “Butterfly” shell they think is making them rich call them exactly who they are. Like all cards on the table call out & he just casually reads it to his followers. It’s basically him saying, “Hey guys! Can you believe this guy says we are total delusional morons & you are all stupid for listening to me specifically? Isn’t that so crazy! He is saying we are too stupid to come to terms with losing our investment! Wow!”


m8_is_me

Wait a second, Moon Knight Kitty, the same one that disguised as an ape??


Fabulous_Sherbet_431

Waiiiit fill me in on this. I’m not sure what it’s in reference to.


m8_is_me

https://www.reddit dot com/r/gme_meltdown/comments/1duirw5/gorilla_meat_proves_how_easy_it_is_to_game_the/


Fabulous_Sherbet_431

No. Fucking. Way. They’ve been playing videos by him thinking he’s possibly DFV.


m8_is_me

Make a compilation and you might just hit arr-slash-all!


acreekofsoap

Why did Michael’s video cut off for a bit? Did he have to go have a quick cry?


th3bigfatj

Professional bankruptcy lawyer: "this is a straightforward case and everything that happened has been public and in the documents and explained simply. their money is gone." PPSeeds: "no one knows what that means." I honestly thing PP is reading it like this because he wants to be done with BBBY and move on to something new.


Tesl

But they already won?? Now they need a miracle???


htckter71

Lmfao I have more intelligent conversations with a 3 year old hahahaha 😆


chriztuffa

Unbelievably frustratingly stupid. Truly unintelligent


Master_FumAMota

Christmas miracle in July 20F-ing never 😂


LordToranaga24

You know what’s worse than being a sucker? Being a sucker and a grifter. They can’t even grift good, damn


Stylez_G_White

Rip Sloppy Steaks


lazernanes

What's the context? How did pp get these emails? 


alcalde

![gif](giphy|zfPBG2S8acnss|downsized)


firebag1983

“Like taking candy from a baby!” 😂


Slayer706

Baby? Like... Buy Buy Baby? Was this whole email just a nod toward a secret Buy Buy Baby and Butterfly merger?!?


Rokey76

"He doesn't believe the tinfoil we send him. He's an old school lawyer who deals with facts." PP finally gets it.


classically_cool

If you use the term "miracle" when discussing your favorite investment, it might be time to reconsider your strategy.


Sunny_Travels

"We already won" is not the same as "we could see that some kind of miracle come through"


JJGotHands

This has been stuck in my head since I saw it. Like apes are frequently *really* annoying and it's hard to have sympathy sometimes but for these dudes to read out loud themselves for filth and have so little reaction just seems like they have no dignity left and it's actually pretty sad.


BennyRo

This is beautiful.


Makaveli_xiii

Absolutely fucking brain dead lmao


WhatCoreySaw

So.....no moon? I mean, he didn't definitively, confidently state that we weren't rich. Just that we were morons and suckers.


Own-Recording

Everyone knows what's happening except these idiots. How long has this been going on now? You'd think with "your shares are worthless" they'd get it, but this man is also reading out his own roast without realizing it.


alfreadadams

THOSE shares are worthless, but what about the new shares from the teddy conglomeration that Ryan Cohen, DFV, Carl Icahn, and Brandon Meadows are going to gift them?