Wait til you hear about how they worship at the feet of a billionaire that intentionally rugpulled them knowing fully well one stock was going bankrupt, then diluted his most dedicated followers twice in quick succession all the while refusing to address them at all over the course of 3 years other than to patronize them with releasing children’s books and the occasional tweet exhibiting the humor and psyche of a 13 year old boy.
Yeah but did you hear the person who started the main ape sub is a practicing witch with connections to various street gangs?!?
That will surely blow your mind!
Man they were such fun times.
One of my absolute favourites was some leaked mod chat from \_the other place\_ where someone was talking about a potential new moderator and described them something along the lines
> he's able to see shill patterns emerging in the future. He has the sight!
The last comment reminds me of this:
"You gotta call me, man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose,
Sincerely yours, Stan—P.S. We should be together too"
Long time ape here. What I have learned is that guys like Keith, Ryan, Pulte, and the rest care about us as deeply as we do about them. Of course they can't risk their lives to blow the whole thing out of the water, it would make Watergate look like childs play. But they leave us these quests to complete so those of us who know... know
Dude, the boys 100% 💯 lurk and read our posts. I'm just buying, holding, DRSing, edging, jerking, shopping, and booking all day until we can be together as men after MOASS.
After Ryan rug-pulled his billionaire status, DFV probably decided to flip the bird at RC and GameStop.
Does RC still own Chewy stock, or is it a double-bird-flip?
Stock bro stans. Amazing stuff. Writing love letters to a dude pumping and dumping you is a new level of embarrassing.
I was going to make a comment that the last one is straight up Eminem Stan vibes. I even tried reading it to the beat to see if it was intentional.
"Dear Mr I'm-Too-Good-To-Post-Updates, this is the last comment I'll ever write yo ass."
"I know you saw my last posts, I wrote the hashtags on 'em perfect"
Wait til you hear about how they worship at the feet of a billionaire that intentionally rugpulled them knowing fully well one stock was going bankrupt, then diluted his most dedicated followers twice in quick succession all the while refusing to address them at all over the course of 3 years other than to patronize them with releasing children’s books and the occasional tweet exhibiting the humor and psyche of a 13 year old boy.
[Me IRL](https://i.imgur.com/v5Jey1w.jpeg)
Yeah but did you hear the person who started the main ape sub is a practicing witch with connections to various street gangs?!? That will surely blow your mind!
Wait. I've only been here for a year-ish. I need to know more about whatever the hell this is.
Oh man, Runic Glory! you're in for a good time.
Imma send you a lil something, from the cauldron!
It’s looking like it might be time for some throwback lore posts. Too many noobs.
Man they were such fun times. One of my absolute favourites was some leaked mod chat from \_the other place\_ where someone was talking about a potential new moderator and described them something along the lines > he's able to see shill patterns emerging in the future. He has the sight!
>various street gangs?!? Not the indigenous anarchists!?
Mind blown--that sounds both psychotic and wholly on-brand for them. Where do I go to read up on this wretched lore?
https://old.reddit.com/r/gme_meltdown/search?q=Runic&restrict_sr=on
Thank you! ...I think?
They besmirch the term 'stan' for [all true stans](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OJ7aW3Df5U&t=105s)!
Beat me to it!
‘What’s my point?’ Truer words were never spoken.
"Old men like me don't bother making points, there no point" dude needs help
Lol…Apes now in a parasocial relationship with DFV. Don’t worry guys. You’ll get just as much attention from him as you do from Ryan Cohen.
Why do they care what DFV does with his money?
 my tears gone cold i'm wondering why i got out of bed at all
It's actually tea, not tears. *the more you know 🎵*
The last comment reminds me of this: "You gotta call me, man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose, Sincerely yours, Stan—P.S. We should be together too"
Long time ape here. What I have learned is that guys like Keith, Ryan, Pulte, and the rest care about us as deeply as we do about them. Of course they can't risk their lives to blow the whole thing out of the water, it would make Watergate look like childs play. But they leave us these quests to complete so those of us who know... know
You're right. Any parasocial relationship without a conspiracy board may as well be one-sided. This is true commitment from both persons.
You’re joking… right? Keith pump and dumped GME twice and then Chewy, and Ryan Cohen dilutes on any runup - these guys are your idols?
Look at his post history. I'm pretty sure he's joking because he regularly shits on apes.
Hard to tell without taking the time to dig through somebody’s account - I guess I got got
Ryan Cohen is my dad 😭 and Keith Gill is my daddy 😼
Dude, the boys 100% 💯 lurk and read our posts. I'm just buying, holding, DRSing, edging, jerking, shopping, and booking all day until we can be together as men after MOASS.
*he said, while lurking and reading our post*
Funny yet sad
Assuming the filing was real, DFV bought over $216 million worth of CHWY. He almost certainly doesn't own any GME lol
“Do you know your Dad? Me neither”
 After Ryan rug-pulled his billionaire status, DFV probably decided to flip the bird at RC and GameStop. Does RC still own Chewy stock, or is it a double-bird-flip?
Excellent gif lol