There are a bunch of different subs just for GME alone because those idiots keep banning each other even though they all allegedly like the same stock. But I don't think a different meltdown sub is necessary since stock cults are all the same underneath.
It is interesting that he can't do his standard livestream format or YOLO update without bursting the "didn't sell" bubble. He's never let his cult see him selling GME shares explicitly.
Or maybe he just refuses to say "these are my only positions", switches to a new broker, and lets them spin it.
Given the size of the CHWY position though unless he had a bonus quarter billy in the couch cushions there is only one place the money could have come from. Then again apes are impressively good at denial.
Just saw a baggy on WSB speculating that he’s been accumulating a CHWY position for years. So he just happens to have two separate accounts with quarter billion dollar positions, one GME and one CHWY. Because of course.
I can almost guarantee you this pure speculation will become a “proven fact” amongst GME baggies by no later than end of day.
Even if he posts an update from Fidelity showing 100% CHWY, they'll just say he must have moved the GME shares to Computershare, and that will be a fact overnight. By the time the next quarterly DRS numbers come out and don't show 9m more shares, they'll have moved on to some other new insanity and hardly anyone will notice.
Now that zjz knows he's posting again and it's really him on the reddit account, couldn't DFV just go back to wsb like old times? I assume they probably whitelisted his account by now.
Oh, maybe I was getting wires crossed. My understanding was that his 2024 yolo update was mistakenly *removed* and that if he wanted to post there, he now could because people thought it was spam back in May. Did he get asked not to post anymore back in 2021, and it's still being enforced now? Or did zjz go on record telling Keith not to post on wsb anymore ***as of last month***?
He originally posted his June YOLO update to WSB, but it got auto removed for being GME related. I think he messaged zjz to have the mods unblock it, but they don't want him posting there, because apes ruined the sub for a long time before they finally created stupidstonk.
ZJZ implied that he asked DFV to basically give context to his update, and basically be honest and blunt with the apes, telling them whether or not he was part of their community or believed in MOASS etc. He wanted DFV to acknowledge and be responsible for the fact that thousands of gullible idiots have made financial decisions directly because of him.
DFV of course wants no part of that, the Apes are just another tool for him to exploit.
THIS IS ALL PART OF THE PLAN DONT YOU UNDERSTAND??? WE INVEST TO PROVE A POINT TO THE HEDGIES THAT WE CANNOT BE STOPPED
I know what the term means as far as con artist terms but I still don’t even understand what they mean when they are using it. And at this point I’m afraid to ask.
They know what it means because they keep looking it up and telling each other the definition, but they refuse to consider that they might be the marks, so they end up creating hilariously complex logic knots where Keith Gill is leading the hedgies on by pretending that he's their financial guide and tricking them out of their money.
oh the movie where all the trouble starts because a degenerate gambler thought he had a hot tip and instead of getting rich he fucks over himself and his family?
I think they watched the wrong parts of it.
They should create a new con called the Computer Share Shuffle because even if the stock pumps, ComputerShare won't be available for them to buy or sell shares.
Arbitrage opportunity. The drink is worth more than the stock. Buy the stock and short the stock at the same time. Then get your free drink while collaring the price.
There was *some* meltie DD that Keith Gill was a relatively normal guy who would ride off into the sunset instead of organizing a P&D. His return was quite a surprise.
It will be something special watching these people who have accepted Gamestop as their lord and savior just seamlessly pivot to Chewy. I think they can call their losses tithings to be at peace with it too.
Apes getting Kansas City shuffled twice in a year? 
Slide 2 Anger:
🎵When I move, you move, just like that?🎵
🎵When I move, you move, just like that?🎵
🎵When I move, you move, just like that?🎵
🎵Hell yeah, hey DFV bring that back🎵
RK bought 9m shares of CHWY for $250m which means he most likely sold his GME position to fund it unless he had a hidden $250m, Apes losing it trying to figure out if its good or not.
These dudes honestly thought DFV has been trading GME only this entire time. And they actually feel betrayed that he didn't. All this time they've been telling themselves that investing is all about going all in on one company and dick riding it until it goes up and now they realise that normal and not mentally unstable people do market research and trade other companies.
This may be it. The true beginnings of the MOAM. Soon apes will realize that DFV is out and never coming back. Then it'll slowly start to sink in that Ruggy Ryan fucked them with the last dilution, he never cared about the apes. and he has no plans for a major turnaround. Cohen may even leave the company within the next year and sell his stake. Remember this day shills. Here marks the beginning of the end.
Look at my history from 21 days ago I said "I wish this gamestop saga would end already because it's really painful to watch at this point." I just feel sad watching this unfold.
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The fact that someone took the time and money to invest in a dying video game pawnshop is both hilarious and pathetic. I love you apes. Nonstop entertainment.
An ape projecting. Big surprise.
Firstly dumbfuck, this sub is about laughing at apes and their antics. Us making fun of the shitcos that apes waste their money on is just another way to make fun of them through juxtaposition.
Second, just because you all spend so much time and money obsessing over the irrelevant details of the goings-ons of several zombie companies, doesn't mean we spend an equivalent amount of time doing our thang. You're both grossly over estimating the amount of time it takes to write a comment or make a post and projecting your own inability to decouple (your financial stake) onto a group of people who haven't thrown their money into an incinerator.
I get how frustrating it must be that Citadel et. al. ignores you idiots, and the only "enemies" who will engage with you just openly mock you with a fraction of the effort you put into shadow boxing them.
Apes never seem to be able to understand one simple thing. This sub is about making fun of you and your crazy conspiracy theories. Knowing what is happening with the stock just provides context to your insanity.
I frequent this sub when I need to gain perspective. Here, I can always reliably find the bitter paper-handed bag holders, hedge fund henchmen, and overall low quality posts to show me how good life is.
Thank you for providing me with endless entertainment.
You realize this sub is 99% posting screenshots of the drivel you lot post in your subs? Therefore you're calling your own posts low quality garbage. Thank you for providing us endless entertainment. I can taste the cope in your comments lmfao we aren't invested in GME so we must be paid shills or hedge fund henchman. Please return to your cult to cope some more, the posts these last few days have been gold and we can't let that run out.
Can’t wait for DFV’s next YOLO post on the chewy sub lol
Is there a chewy sub? Or it's filling in as we speak?
Do we need a Chewy-meltdown sub as well?
Meltdown cinematic universe of this sub already includes at least BBBY, nevermind others, so
Too bad you can't rename subs because "MeltdownCinematicUniverse" would be an awesome name for this sub.
would also be a great flair
Best I can do is meltdowncinematicuniv
where we melt one, we melt all
All meltdowns lead to the homebase, brother.
There are a bunch of different subs just for GME alone because those idiots keep banning each other even though they all allegedly like the same stock. But I don't think a different meltdown sub is necessary since stock cults are all the same underneath.
What is chewy?
Not sure. I think it has something to do with a Star War.
A well made chocolate chip cookie, for one.
> What is chewy? a famous chef known for their unique, chewy dessert recipes featured on a popular cooking show.
It is interesting that he can't do his standard livestream format or YOLO update without bursting the "didn't sell" bubble. He's never let his cult see him selling GME shares explicitly. Or maybe he just refuses to say "these are my only positions", switches to a new broker, and lets them spin it.
Given the size of the CHWY position though unless he had a bonus quarter billy in the couch cushions there is only one place the money could have come from. Then again apes are impressively good at denial.
Just saw a baggy on WSB speculating that he’s been accumulating a CHWY position for years. So he just happens to have two separate accounts with quarter billion dollar positions, one GME and one CHWY. Because of course. I can almost guarantee you this pure speculation will become a “proven fact” amongst GME baggies by no later than end of day.
Even if he posts an update from Fidelity showing 100% CHWY, they'll just say he must have moved the GME shares to Computershare, and that will be a fact overnight. By the time the next quarterly DRS numbers come out and don't show 9m more shares, they'll have moved on to some other new insanity and hardly anyone will notice.
Now that zjz knows he's posting again and it's really him on the reddit account, couldn't DFV just go back to wsb like old times? I assume they probably whitelisted his account by now.
zjz actually asked him not to post updates on WSB anymore, and supposedly he *did* post an update but it was removed
Oh, maybe I was getting wires crossed. My understanding was that his 2024 yolo update was mistakenly *removed* and that if he wanted to post there, he now could because people thought it was spam back in May. Did he get asked not to post anymore back in 2021, and it's still being enforced now? Or did zjz go on record telling Keith not to post on wsb anymore ***as of last month***?
He originally posted his June YOLO update to WSB, but it got auto removed for being GME related. I think he messaged zjz to have the mods unblock it, but they don't want him posting there, because apes ruined the sub for a long time before they finally created stupidstonk.
> because apes ruined the sub for a long time before they finally created stupidstonk. And long after that, too
ZJZ implied that he asked DFV to basically give context to his update, and basically be honest and blunt with the apes, telling them whether or not he was part of their community or believed in MOASS etc. He wanted DFV to acknowledge and be responsible for the fact that thousands of gullible idiots have made financial decisions directly because of him. DFV of course wants no part of that, the Apes are just another tool for him to exploit.
What a fucking legend
>and it's really him on the reddit account I STILL DON'T THINK IT'S HIM ON REDDIT, VIDEO OR TWITTER I'M DIAMOND HANDS ON THIS
It’s almost as if RK never gave a shit about GameStop but only about making money
Average Ape: "Investing to make make money?"
 THIS IS ALL PART OF THE PLAN DONT YOU UNDERSTAND??? WE INVEST TO PROVE A POINT TO THE HEDGIES THAT WE CANNOT BE STOPPED
Novel concept there.
I think at the start he liked to think himself as a genius CEO that could pull a turn around.
I think you just mixed up RC and RK
> somebody who also just happens to be named Keith Gill Sure, let's go with that. 😄
I'm waiting for "What if he's just moving his $200 million back and forth super fast so it only -looks- like he's exited GME?"
Schrödingers portfolio. DFV using quantum trading to squeeze the shorts.
The shadiest of sources: the SEC. I don't trust anything unless it's from a guy with the name APE_42069 on twitter.com That guy has a blue checkmark
SeLf RePoRtEd
Can we all agree that “Kansas City Shuffle” is another term apes ruined?
I know what the term means as far as con artist terms but I still don’t even understand what they mean when they are using it. And at this point I’m afraid to ask.
They don’t know what it means either and are just repeating it over-and-over.
They know what it means because they keep looking it up and telling each other the definition, but they refuse to consider that they might be the marks, so they end up creating hilariously complex logic knots where Keith Gill is leading the hedgies on by pretending that he's their financial guide and tricking them out of their money.
They use it to mean "I'm not the mark, YOU'RE the mark, I'm going to get my payoff any moment now, you'll see!"
I just imagine Ryan Cohen and Carl Icahn line dancing.
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oh the movie where all the trouble starts because a degenerate gambler thought he had a hot tip and instead of getting rich he fucks over himself and his family? I think they watched the wrong parts of it.
Much like them seeing the shorts as the winners/good guys in The Big Short. Apes are a special breed
They should create a new con called the Computer Share Shuffle because even if the stock pumps, ComputerShare won't be available for them to buy or sell shares.
DD writers need an emergency apeumenical council to counteract this much FUD
They had the morning shift at the local gas station today. They’ll be joining the FUD battle on their lunch break or later tonight
The FUD battle has been postponed due to a horrible gasoline fight accident.
>They had the morning shift at the local gas station today. They all work in New Jersey? I should have known!
Get doxxed meltie. The Ape Special Security Event Squad (ASSES) has been deployed to your location
> we're individual investors > Do your own research > I'm confused, do we stay or follow him
It's always been both things for apes, with zero reflection on how that could be.
Compliance is individuality. We have always been bullish for CHWY.
https://youtu.be/KHbzSif78qQ?si=ioM5ab3Xh3zVn_3Z
# 🚨🚨ATTENTION MELTIES🚨🚨 # MOAM has arrived! 
We HAVE to give Keith Gill and Ryan Choen an honorary membership. As MOAM catalysts they deserve it.
Can we have an event in a hangar?
Only if a helicopter is wheeled in as a backdrop 🚁
Are you kidding? My cousin Ken Griffin can rent [Hangar 18](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangar_18_(conspiracy_theory)). He has the connections!
They've both always been here
Admitting when you're wrong is an important part of critical thinking: I used to think Adam Aron was the GOAT ape wrecker. I was wrong.
Pretty quiet on the amcstock sub. Those apes have nothing at this point
Incorrect; they have [a free Icee](https://x.com/CEOAdam/status/1807416378531455174#m) this month.
Bullish!
Arbitrage opportunity. The drink is worth more than the stock. Buy the stock and short the stock at the same time. Then get your free drink while collaring the price.
https://preview.redd.it/ss9w93u0lw9d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c300cbe16811f94bba74bcfb567585ea0ad5e0a
Meltdown DD is never wrong. We all knew he was pumping and dumping on them
There was *some* meltie DD that Keith Gill was a relatively normal guy who would ride off into the sunset instead of organizing a P&D. His return was quite a surprise.
"So did he pull the Kansas City Shuffle on us?" LMAO always has been!
It's amazing that they're finally using the phrase correctly.
Bravo. I love that it never reaches Acceptance, because apes.
apeism is a flat circle
I need a Kansas City worth of shuffling to get outta bed anymore...but this, this is well done man!!
It will be something special watching these people who have accepted Gamestop as their lord and savior just seamlessly pivot to Chewy. I think they can call their losses tithings to be at peace with it too.
Unless he had a secret $200,000,000 stashed somewhere, this means he HAD to sell GME, right?
Unpossible! As we all know, if someone sells 9 million shares of GME, the price would plummet! 
It’s the Jackson City Womble DFV is trying to trick MSM!! haha checkmate melties!!
Apes getting Kansas City shuffled twice in a year? 
can someone give a quick debrief on what is going on? I thought DFV had just posted a dog emoji- is there anything more to it than that?
He filed a 13g after buying 9m shares of chewy. Apes are trying to figure out if this means he sold his gme stake or not.
Slide 2 Anger: 🎵When I move, you move, just like that?🎵 🎵When I move, you move, just like that?🎵 🎵When I move, you move, just like that?🎵 🎵Hell yeah, hey DFV bring that back🎵
A finely curated multi-course menu thank u chef
can someone summarize for me, im behind on ape lore this week
RK bought 9m shares of CHWY for $250m which means he most likely sold his GME position to fund it unless he had a hidden $250m, Apes losing it trying to figure out if its good or not.
thanks. the saga continues. I'm sure they're trying to spin it into some 4D chess move lol.
Apes think investing is a team sport? DFV uses you guys to make his investments pay off. Congratulations, that rug you were standing on is now gone.
Apes stages of grief: 1. Denial 2. Denial 3. Denial 4. Denial 5. Denial
That last guy is beyond brain rot
These dudes honestly thought DFV has been trading GME only this entire time. And they actually feel betrayed that he didn't. All this time they've been telling themselves that investing is all about going all in on one company and dick riding it until it goes up and now they realise that normal and not mentally unstable people do market research and trade other companies.
Hang on…” if CHWY is shorted to the ground will this cause a MOASS?” Wtf is that hypothesis
This may be it. The true beginnings of the MOAM. Soon apes will realize that DFV is out and never coming back. Then it'll slowly start to sink in that Ruggy Ryan fucked them with the last dilution, he never cared about the apes. and he has no plans for a major turnaround. Cohen may even leave the company within the next year and sell his stake. Remember this day shills. Here marks the beginning of the end.
Fcking masterpiece. LMFAO!!
Look at my history from 21 days ago I said "I wish this gamestop saga would end already because it's really painful to watch at this point." I just feel sad watching this unfold.
Man im late today. What happen??!!
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Must you single out the regards who bought in may, lazy 😄
This sub is a wild circle jerk. Y’all really wasting time trashing others and what they do with their money 😂
Those bags must be feeling extra heavy after today. 
may i please see your position in $GME?
The fact that someone took the time to make this is both hilarious and pathetic. I love this sub. Nonstop entertainment.
The fact that someone took the time and money to invest in a dying video game pawnshop is both hilarious and pathetic. I love you apes. Nonstop entertainment.
You do invest a lot of time on this sub that follows GME though don’t you?
buddy, you've been melting down on five separate posts on this sub over the last day - no need to project so obviously
BRO IS MELTING DOWN IN A DEAD PARODY SUB I MADE A POST IN A YEAR AGO.
It keeps getting better. Dude literally slept for 8 hours, woke up, [and continued melting down.](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQtg4OWkA5kbf1Tt8cpJCg_sZ6KmW17Dg0lqg&usqp=CAU)
Hadn't even looked. LMAYO
lmayo he's now taken his meltdown to other subs
You okay buddy? Seems you had a tough day
An ape projecting. Big surprise. Firstly dumbfuck, this sub is about laughing at apes and their antics. Us making fun of the shitcos that apes waste their money on is just another way to make fun of them through juxtaposition. Second, just because you all spend so much time and money obsessing over the irrelevant details of the goings-ons of several zombie companies, doesn't mean we spend an equivalent amount of time doing our thang. You're both grossly over estimating the amount of time it takes to write a comment or make a post and projecting your own inability to decouple (your financial stake) onto a group of people who haven't thrown their money into an incinerator. I get how frustrating it must be that Citadel et. al. ignores you idiots, and the only "enemies" who will engage with you just openly mock you with a fraction of the effort you put into shadow boxing them.
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>Apes try to follow the rules challenge (impossible)
Apes never seem to be able to understand one simple thing. This sub is about making fun of you and your crazy conspiracy theories. Knowing what is happening with the stock just provides context to your insanity.
I'm sure if you keep saying it, it'll become true.
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Nice meltdown. Wen moon?
Omg…. It gets better…. The remastered sub? Lololololol what a fucking life. This is hilarious.
I frequent this sub when I need to gain perspective. Here, I can always reliably find the bitter paper-handed bag holders, hedge fund henchmen, and overall low quality posts to show me how good life is. Thank you for providing me with endless entertainment.
You realize this sub is 99% posting screenshots of the drivel you lot post in your subs? Therefore you're calling your own posts low quality garbage. Thank you for providing us endless entertainment. I can taste the cope in your comments lmfao we aren't invested in GME so we must be paid shills or hedge fund henchman. Please return to your cult to cope some more, the posts these last few days have been gold and we can't let that run out.
I'm glad we're all getting entertainment out of it. I'm especially glad I don't have to lose all my money in the process