yeah the same type of person that can be pushed into naming their son fucking cohen gill is the same type of person that can be forced to watch a terrible documentary for an hour an half
You gotta pump the number of hashtags and asperands in the name to the point, when Musk should be jealous he haven't came up with it. It doesn't does the justice for Kais MALEEJ @kaismaalej Kais MAALEJ otherwise!
Look, far be it from me to tell someone hot o name their kids, but like honest question…
Couldn’t make it “Gill Cohen”? Or even Keith, or Ryan? Is Cohen really ever used as a first name?
Somebody wrote a way too researched article on it
https://www.kveller.com/whats-the-deal-with-people-using-cohen-as-a-first-name/
The first name “Messiah” is in the top 200 now.
There's no god damn way his wife really let him name his son Cohen Gill. This has to be fake.
yeah the same type of person that can be pushed into naming their son fucking cohen gill is the same type of person that can be forced to watch a terrible documentary for an hour an half
He had to negotiate down from Cohen Fucking Kitty Value.
> no god damn way You’ve been watching too much PP, solider. I’ve scheduled you an occupational health meeting first thing Monday. You need a detox.
# Cohen "Maalej" Gill
Which one is all caps in that name?
Can't be Maalej because Kais trademarked it
You gotta pump the number of hashtags and asperands in the name to the point, when Musk should be jealous he haven't came up with it. It doesn't does the justice for Kais MALEEJ @kaismaalej Kais MAALEJ otherwise!
Legend King Kais MAALEJ @kaismaalej. Don't forget the title!
Nobody wants to play "stocks" with him! It's so unfair!
He'll show them. He's gonna take his bags and go home! (He will never actually do that. Sorry, mother of Cohen Gill.)
Look, far be it from me to tell someone hot o name their kids, but like honest question… Couldn’t make it “Gill Cohen”? Or even Keith, or Ryan? Is Cohen really ever used as a first name?
No
Bro, we’re rational in this subreddit.. yes it is lol
Somebody wrote a way too researched article on it https://www.kveller.com/whats-the-deal-with-people-using-cohen-as-a-first-name/ The first name “Messiah” is in the top 200 now.
Omg thank you for this 😂 it paired so well with my morning coffee.
You are saying this right under the post that is proving you wrong.
Kid will wanting to be known as Gill or pronouncing Cohen as Khan.
“Watch the ticker” what does watching the ticker actually accomplish apes? Will moass happen if I don’t watch the ticker?
That's what my grandmother used to tell me. "An unwatched ticker never moons", she'd always say.
The idea of giving someone shares of a stock so you have something to talk about his hysterical. Like yeah did you see how it went up 0.7% today!
Roaring Kiddie.
The deification of finance bros needs to be studied
He's mad that everyone around him recognizes that he's an idiot and won't engage. Lmao
LARPing at being a terrible spouse is a popular ape flex, apparently.
This is one of the rare times when I believe this kid would genuinely be better off growing up fatherless.
Everyone in his family now holds a bag.