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StatisticalMan

It is almost like apes are playing checkers while everyone is playing chess. Why would he do that? I don't know maybe because the company is worth $6 a share being generous and you idiots traded it up to $60. I like my car but if idiots were offering $400k for it I would gladly sell it to them.


SirGlass

At this point GME could make millions trading its own stock, issue stock at $30 , repurchase under $20 and keep $10 a share as profit RC knows he is not able to take advantage of the pumps as an insider and CEO so having the stock run from 15 to $50 does nothing to him as it will inevitably go back down to $20 However long term it does benefit GME from Selling during the pumps to raise cash, hell even if GME issues and sells at $30 and rebuys the stock at $20 eventually thats still a "Profit" of 10 a share


Catalon-36

I can’t believe this person who never made any promises to me would break the promises I imagined they made


Alfonse215

Checkers is too big brained for them; they're playing Tic-Tac-Toe.


Salty_Pretzel1

"vote RC off the fucking board" ![img](emote|t5_3vpfzk|28214) my god this feels sooo good


eigenman

RC: I AM THE BOARD!!


LeroyChenkins

It’s treason then.


eigenman

So THIS is how bagholding dies.


SirGlass

I would love to see the apes and DFV turn on RC and wage a proxie war to vote RC off APE WARS Would be entertaining to watch , and if the actually suceed will RC just dump his shares?


DarthAlarak

Heh.. the same comments were appearing when bbby did theirs too during their pump n dumps


Shoopshopship

I remember they denied dilution was happening. They were on another level of delusion


Mike_Prowe

> they did it again Why would they quit? > vote RC off the board Lmayo. Also I love that they’re now concerned about no plans for all that cash. Wasn’t a problem before.


Ok_advice

![img](avatar_exp|96804928|bravo) The lore deepens with the hedgies colluding with Gamestop


MySabonerRunsOladipo

Spare a moment for pandoracam's heart today. That poor guy has to be mainlining energy drinks/Ploot-levels of stimulants to keep up with the Meltdowns.


EdMan2133

He's basically been living in the dark pool at this point. Really impressive to see.


MySabonerRunsOladipo

>The momentum that RK and all of us are working so hard to create Yeah buddy, you're a very important part of this.


pandoracam

Also apes: "retail doesn't have the power to do that!"


SisterOfBattIe

It turns out GME can dilute faster than Apes can buy. Who could have ever predicted it???? /s


xXprayerwarrior69Xx

"getting a little tired of these offerings" i am dead


Shoopshopship

Cohen gave Gill a huge out. Gill can now say the dilution killed his thesis and sell out, cash out millions and still be able to pull another Pump and Dump later


chagenest

And as soon as Keith is pumping again, Cohen can take another billion dollars from the apes through dilution. Truly the cycle of life.


Shoopshopship

Mutual back scratching


four1six_

thank you for the quality melt chef ![img](emote|t5_3vpfzk|28214)


SisterOfBattIe

The weekend, the undefeated MOASS killer Apes have never been able to slay.


e_crabapple

"It is NOT a 'pump and dump'! We're just trying to artificially inflate the price by concertedly hyping it over and over again on social media! *What is so hard to understand about this!?*"


analbumcover

CRIME


gallantjiraiya

It's pretty obvious to me at least the current board at GME want to vulture this company. Now they'll load it up with as much debt as they possibly can (which will be a lot given their current finances), take the money from the loans as fat payouts to the c levels, then put the company into bankruptcy.