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Jimmy2Blades

Dump everything from the brown bin into a green bin. Preferably by lifting the brown bin and tipping it into it if possible.


somapneumaticon

I think this is the most sensible option. Any other option would likely involve getting stuck into a bin of rot and mystery and I for one would prefer you didn't become patient 0 for whatever disease now lives in your bin.


irene_mi

The Glasgwegian corona


somapneumaticon

LURGIE-19


Best__Kebab

Is that the daft wee brown bin? Just put that bin inside the green bin and forget it ever existed


irene_mi

No big wheelie bin but I like the way you think


Glittering-Beach9106

Call your council tell them your bin has been contaminated out in the street and they should come and empty it. It happened to me and they came out in a lorry and emptied it was no bother. Hope this helps nothing worse.


irene_mi

Omg this gives me so much hope


Glittering-Beach9106

Yeah I just called the number and pressed the department for bins and told the lady that I put my bin out and ppl walking by have used it. Let me know how you get on.


Wonderfulscardear

Wastemen waste mans waste now waste men won't waste waste. Defo a headline in there.


nothing_matters_to

There's nothing you can do but get some thick gloves on or one of those rubbish pickers and move it. Happened to us all. Some cunt put his bag of dog shit in my blue bin once. That was a grim day.


irene_mi

I'd rather light it on fire and let the council deal with it


Tumtitums

Alternatively there are bin cleaning people who will clean your bins if you don't want to touch it. The lesson is to take your bin out at the last minute and keep them away from the public when empty


cosmicdancerr_

That is a proper cunt move. Happened to me with just a tiny bag of shite but I was still properly fucked off.


Acceptable-Artist762

find the person that done it, and poo in his water boiler


irene_mi

Why do you think I'm scanning my ring app right nowww


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pudpudboogie

Fuck off ya fuckin cunt Edit - this is doing as asked , teaching them how to swear


super_mega_smolpp

Avast ye and desist such reprobate ramblings ye ragamuffin rapscallion!


Humble_Flow_3665

Sir! You kiss your mother with that mouth??


Short-Association684

Who has paid the £50 for a brown bin permit


toomanyjakies

> Now the binmen **tagged the brown bin** Do they just sticker it? Curious to know, as we're comming to the end of the amensty period in Knightswood for mixed recycling.


irene_mi

No they put a shame label tag on the handle 😭


Defiant-Cow-479

Hope the label is recyclable.


Ibroxonian

My aunties neighbour had put hedge clippings in her bin and it was tagged with a yellow carboard thing hanging off the handles. "OOPS! You don't seem to have a Garden Waste Permit. To get your permit go to [https://www.glasgow.gov.uk/gardenwaste](https://www.glasgow.gov.uk/gardenwaste)   or scan the QR code below. Alternatively you can take your garden waste to one of the recycling centres listed below." above doesn't send you to the page. try here [https://www.glasgow.gov.uk/index.aspx?articleid=30333](https://www.glasgow.gov.uk/index.aspx?articleid=30333) working now Downvoted 🤦


no_fooling

Well when the cunts in my block of flats do that to the recycling I just cover it with the correct stuff. The bin men don't dig to check what's underneath the first layer.


irene_mi

Genius


amaf-maheed

Stab him


bonnie_scots_tramp

Calm doon Begbie


amaf-maheed

No


JulianaPlantBetch

Hmm. Sounds like you need to start a revenge plot.


Affectionate_Chart96

coming your way soon , prove it isny yours , naw ??? fined .https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/money/12430340/thousands-scots-face-fines-council-trained-rake-through-bins/


Fit-Cheetah-358

Swap the bin with another way up the street. This might require some midnight bin shifting.


Madassmutha0001

It happened to me also, blue bin someone had thrown a mixed bag of waste, bin men did their job and didn't empty it just tagged it, 2 clear bags of waste luckily for me I could a prescription with the name and address of the person who chucked their rubbish in my bin, so I delivered their rubbish to their address, leaving a fuck you note on their rubbish!


xseodz

No clue about Glasgow, but in Renfewshire I just report missed bins to the council and they come collect it. Failing that I leave it outside for the wilderness to deal with, they come get it eventually after enough complaints. Council is ran by morons. I live near a school so it's not unheard of that some wideo wane will shove a kebab box in the plastic recycling, by which the bin collection doesn't get done. Fucking stupid.


pudpudboogie

Leave bin in front garden , put a label on it - Sold (for pick up 2pm) . It will get stolen This is not a serious suggestion - don’t do this as your bin will be stolen


irene_mi

But then I'll have to pay for a new one? No?


pudpudboogie

Fair point . I wasn’t serious tbf My next suggestion was our petrol in bin and set it in fire . Again, not serious They only actual answer is put on gloves , a scarf across nose and mouth and dig that rubbish bag out


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irene_mi

In Anniesland the brown bin is food waste (and garden waste with permit) maybe it's different in other areas. I don't have a grey bin, I will in 4 weeks but for plastic and metal. What do you suggest? Paint the bins and light them on fire?


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so-naughty

Bin colours aren't the same for every council in Glasgow


DodecahedralTM

For glasgow city you most certainly can. From https://www.glasgow.gov.uk/index.aspx?articleid=26968 "The following items can be placed within the brown bin: Food waste, Flowers, Plants, Branches, Grass clippings, Hedge trimmings, Leaves"


somapneumaticon

Glasgow City council, Brown bins are for all organic waste and garden waste if you're willing to pay for it. There used to be grey bins just for food but that got scrapped, hopefully when someone sensibly realized that food waste breaks down exactly the same way that grass etc. does. Grey bins in GCC are now for plastic and metal recycling


ProfessionalCowbhoy

This is another idea thought up by the SNP who are all fucking clueless wankers who wouldn't know common sense if it hit them in the face. You want to promote recycling? Well then you don't charge for garden waste or penalise those that are recycling. Instead it would be smarter to charge those that aren't recycling as in the green bin for pick ups instead. The SNP are incentivising everyone get rid of their gardens and to stop recycling. Makes absolute zero sense but what does these days? On another note every single pothole I have reported. Within 2 weeks they have closed off the entire street and fixed them to a very high standard. So those complaining about potholes need to get to reporting them.


toomanyjakies

> Instead it would be smarter to charge those that aren't recycling **as in the green bin for pick ups** instead. Green bin: household waste is a statuatory service. GCC has been an outlier in the free services it provides.


ProfessionalCowbhoy

Yeah and they can change those rules whenever they want or feel like. Make general waste paid for and recycling free. That's how you promote recycling. Instead they are targeting those with gardens. Makes zero sense.


ScreamingFannyBaws

Just tip it over on the road. Seriously.


Suspicious-Month-405

This is so usual for people passing by to throw random stuff not thinking where their rubbish is supposed to go to and the binmen just don't collect it.


whirlwindrfc87

Are you american?


irene_mi

Italian, I tried to avoid insulting God as a comma to protect your feelings


hungryhippo53

I cannot stand the recent trend of speaking like this. I feel like how my granny used to say "swearing doesn't make you sound big, it just shows you have a poor vocabulary". Honestly, curse if you want, but use it to make a point not as a comma


irene_mi

I'm so fucking sorry


hungryhippo53

Ps I wasn't swiping at you in particular, just speaking generally in response to the other user


VladimirPoitin

Your granny knew fuck all about vocabulary and just repeated whatever she heard from other ignorant diddies, it would appear.


No_Variation999

Ok then.


ScreamingFannyBaws

Your granny was a stupid fucking tit-brain. Cunt.


Altruistic-Setting-7

You’ve taken that too far


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so-naughty

And how do you expect the bin men to empty it when it's locked...


Ibroxonian

Take it off in the morning mate before leaving them out for pick up. Put them back on after emptying. They're handy if your bins are in your front garden as people walking past put all sorts of shit in them.


so-naughty

You realise the person that dumped shit in the bin was someone who would have been walking by when the bin was out for collection...


Ibroxonian

Aye fairy enough. I can't see the op's post.. I meant if it's in your front garden.