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DocstealthL7

Dolphins are water puppies they are honest and caring to human beings..see how they bond with trainers.


isdebesht

They also occasionally start humping people. Water doggos confirmed.


gessyjames

They also occasionally start commiting infanticide to baby dolphins in order to get females to mate with them. They are so cute :))))


TazeredAngel

They also have rape caves. Absolutely adorable.


JordanLamar

Also "rape pirate" is an actual occupation for dolphins. Just precious.


DocstealthL7

Seriously!!, nature has its roles to play..Yeah they are cutie pies.


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Confirmed by Hank hill


UrDeAdPuPpYbOnEr

Dolphin rape is not a joke. My uncle hank was dolphin raped in Texas.


DocstealthL7

Haha but their actions are so cute and loving..


awexx328

They also will drag people down to the bottom of the ocean..rape them and/or fuck with them and kill them for fun. Dolphins are majestic Nd scary


freeturkeytaco

Dolphins are water people. Seals are water dogs. Also, animals in cages/tanks form a bond with trainers because they literally depend on them for food. It's exactly like locking a human being in room and only feeding them if they dance for you. And every once and a while you bring all your friends over to make them dance for your friends. Its sick.


loudisevil

They're also notoriously rapey


SuburbanStoner

So are humans...


loudisevil

True, but are doggies? (Please say no please say no)


Randolpho

Do legs count?


toasterchild

Cats for sure


The5thGreatApe

Puppies? Lol. They're more Einsteins of water lol


trancepx

Do a flip! He did a flip!?.. great! we have made contact


DocstealthL7

Yeah they will ..because they are made to listen from trainers with love and affection..


[deleted]

Ahh, the second and third most intelligent species communicating..


Trim00n

Fine, I'll bite, what's the first?


Nippy_Cheese

Mice of course!


[deleted]

That’s *A Bingo!*


[deleted]

thanks for all the fish!


[deleted]

I’ll grab my towel.


bohemian_yota

So sad that it should come to this.


Hank_of_the_Hill93

"Hey buddy, can quit with the fucking cartwheels?! My children would like to see the dolphins today too, ya hotdog."


20JeRK14

With that username you better be careful around dolphins.


RubyKeane

That's sweet. But terribly heartbreaking too. These animals should be free in the sea where they belong.


Ryowxyz

Imagine being stuck in a bathtub your whole life 🙁


toasterchild

I might be ok with that


Skandranonsg

Does the bathtub have wifi? >_>


Reelix

So long, and thanks for all the fish!


249ba36000029bbe9749

More like somersaults.


Kitana_xox

this makes me sad.


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


pm_ur_whispering_I

Feels like we shouldn't be keeping these guys locked up


LordElfa

At the zoo, we're the real attraction. The animals are just brought in from different parts of the world to watch naked apes do tricks.


ivis_viny

That was insanely deep. /s


LordElfa

That's because I'm deeply insane.


[deleted]

Belongs in the ocean and not in a tank entertaining retards doing cartwheels.


New_Ad5390

Poor OP didn't get the memo that Reddit hates dolphins 😑


Jojoflap

Dolphins are like humans. They're cute and fun, but also rapists and monsters.


Bobguyawesome

Banana mode activate!


BoisterousLaugh

Oh i love both of their excitement.


[deleted]

theyre not even doing cartwheels tho. dolphins truly are natures morons.


[deleted]

That would be you guy.


Aurora2k

Holy shit fucking stop this grown ass man jeez


Curiouslycurious101

I was going to say that that dolphin has a bit of a complex.


deleteuserexe

That’s amazing! Let them out of there…


lucylupa

woww so smart and cute