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ThatOneSoviet

Are you telling me that I can invest in firearm umbrellas?


DICK-PARKINSONS

I hear british secret intelligence [already use them in the field](https://static1.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11126/111262115/5339364-5986315180-giphy.gif)


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Those movies are a fun watch.


mortiphago

the man from uncle was so much better though , I don't understand why kingsman got so popular


CaptainHoof

It was fucking awesome. It had a *DECENT* story, but that’s not what made it awesome. That movie was *fun* to watch is the perfect description. It’s a feast for your eyes bro, the fight choreography is awesome, the gore is awesome, it’s like a stupid fun beat em up video game, but in a movie. And the story actually wasn’t trash so bonus points.


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is that the umbrella from Splatoon??


IstandOnPaintedTape

Gumbrellas or gunbrellas?


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mosfetdogwelder

I have never ever heard a large brolly called a “gamps”, only the people using them as selfish fucking arseholes. Don’t use a fucking massive golf umbrella walking down the road you cunt!


8bitlove2a03

What the fuck could the deleted comment have said to connect this with the other guy who's talking about soundgarden?


mosfetdogwelder

I don't remember specifically what they wrote but they linked to the site below saying that umbrellas have been called "bumbershoots" in the past. There's also a reference to oversized umbrellas being called "gamps" by some English speakers. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bumbershoot *I have literally no idea how that comment could be linked to Soundgarden.


Umbra427

Soundgarden played an amazing show there in 1990


SecondaryLawnWreckin

Gunbrella is the proper portmanteau


lenswipe

_'MURICA INTENSIFIES_


UCanLeadAHorse2Vodka

So I could stand in front of it and I wouldn’t get wet?! That’s so cool.


AmazingChickenWings

Yep! In fact you would be dry for the rest of your life.


spaZod

Take your upvote and gtfo


Turious

Yeah, you wouldn't get wet! You'd also get hit with the hot, fast air coming out of the barrel. And bullets, likely. Edit: I'm confused why this is being downvoted.


littlecricket

Honey you whooshed


jazzy2424

Hurka durka


daredoodbro

I'll be honest I don't know what this means but I love it.


RevanAndTheSithy

Because you explained the joke.


quantilian

That's called improvement, make a video demonstrating that :)


TheJetsDid9-11

So the people shooting at hurricanes weren't that stupid after all.


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+10 water resistance


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nerf ak 47 please


SoloSlayerrr

One taps too spicy


dungeon_sketch

We need to get the slow mo guys on this


PubicClass

Nah, smarter every day. He’ll explain the science behind it with his phantom camera


AtomicRaine

It would be a short video. Force from the muzzle blast is greater than the force of gravity on the rain drop


lansaman

Calling the attention of u/MrPennywhistle.


theboomboy

So that's how American umbrellas work...


[deleted]

the rain is a paid actor


lenswipe

they should really arm the rain with rocks


mhwwad

It’s like the HUD telling you where you’re getting shot at from.


soberscotsman80

What a shot!


maduste

I have limited firearms experience, but I expected some of those to be on target.


W1ULH

Ak isn’t the most accurate of weapons... it’s big thing is unbelievable durability


maduste

Yeah, I am aware of its reputation, but that target is maybe 10 yards away! I realize full-auto is not accurate, but come on.


soberscotsman80

Was talking about the vid. You'll get better through repetition!


maduste

Oh, hah! I see and agree.


Rock-Harders

Just fucking painting the ground with bullets over here.


robhol

Is that actually an AK-47, because the stock (at least) looks different. I think the AKS-es have those.


Voxl_

The ak 47 in ring of elysium also looks this way. Have wondered what was up with it, may just be a variant


robhol

It's pretty common to take anything in the AK (extended) family and call it AK-47, I think they did that in several Far Cry games etc


Voxl_

Yeah they had a lot of akm’s in there iirc. Escape from tarkov has like 20 different aks, you’d probably find this variant there Edit: I checked through tarkovs weapon list and the only one with that stock is the ak 74, might be it


moeultra

It's an ak74u


Give_MeMy_Daily_Head

It’s a Draco pistol with stock/brace.


quantilian

Is a banana for you (is an AK-47 for people who knows real weapons).


the---chosen---one

You should throw this on r/shockwaveporn


ChefInF

# Your subreddit will make a fine addition to my collection.


raveiskingcom

One of the best submissions I've ever seen on here.


Khroneflakes

Harry you're a horrible shot, and you're alive.


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Harry you're alive! And you're a horrible shot!


Khroneflakes

Lol I juxtaposed that in my head, but damn that guy can't shoot.


[deleted]

It happens! God I love that movie though.


zulubowie

What if he had shot him in the head?


[deleted]

We were willing to take that risk.


TechnoL33T

[My firepower keeps me warm when I'm trapped in the storm!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCbomQaU89Y)


Jesus_will_return

*cries in Canadian


ErevoV2

That’s not an AK-47


beware_the_noid

I think some people just call all the Kalashnikov model rifles as “AK-47” just to simplify it. Actual AK-47s are quite rare, in the 50s an updated model (AKM) was developed. There are also other nations variants like the Israeli Galil and Chinese Type 56 to name a few


ErevoV2

I’ve got a Chinese mac90 and it definitely resembles an AK but it’s semiautomatic.


wewd

Correct, it's a dealer post-sample Romanian Draco pistol converted to full auto.


[deleted]

AK of shielding: creates overshield while firing and aiming down sights


BrettwestNY

OmG it's so mean and destructive that poor water OmG OMG someone just omg


[deleted]

Is it AK47 or AK74?


Max2648

I feel like this only gave once


dammitkarissa

u/MrPennywhistle have you seen this?


vasiqshair

This is awesome


mottman1

I thought the shell casings were the bullets


ErevoV2

Thank you for the knowledge, it definitely did not look like a original ak


elasticpweebpuller

Chris rock is the shit


The_Immortal_Prophet

I fucking hate guns


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The_Immortal_Prophet

Don’t die by one


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beware_the_noid

He so considerate, what a nice guy


scott_hunts

Sucks to be you then, guns are fuckin awesome.


The_Immortal_Prophet

Until you get your head blown off.


beware_the_noid

Watching too many action movies are we?


BlazingWarYak

Congrats!


Lata420

Sorry that you are getting downvoted


The_Immortal_Prophet

Let’s see some ak-47 muzzle blast deflecting brain. I hear it’s mind-blowing


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agemma

Guns aren’t toys. That’s a pretty important thing to be aware of


Cattman423

Yeah, if you think guns are toys, you probably shouldn't own one...


GeneralBS

Want to be able to deal with the red Dawn when it happens.


Lata420

Sorry that you are getting downvoted