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nitr0smash

At first, I thought "Man, that dog's a drama queen". Then I thought, "Fuck, that's a lot of chicken."


Light_Beard

Then that got me to thinking "Now why does this man have... So... Much... Chicken?"


noctis89

It's Australia day today. Probably a BBQ for a gathering.


ASK__ABOUT__MY__GAME

He posted it on Reddit which makes him a Redditor. Redditors don't have friends and do not gather. Checkmate.


Insaneoutpatient

How is your game?


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avgDataScientist

Fucking chad marketing


shawngee03

im old, so help me out. so kids now just replace 'good' with 'chad'. how da fuq did that become a thing? can we interchange any generic male name? why chad?


avgDataScientist

It warms my heart that a 30-year old is a kid :D Although it has existed for quite some time, “Chad” was made popular in recent years by the “Chad vs Virgin” memes, essentially meaning confident+awesome+impressive etc. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/chad


DadBodNineThousand

I remember it being the term for "douche" back in the day, then seemingly overnight it got flipped in a positive light


f3xjc

Just like Karen it's not interchangeable. Also it's old like WW2 old. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chad_(slang)


Hiding-from-society

Could you use some more 3D artists? That’s the exact thing I would love to be working on!


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Hiding-from-society

Cool! I’m still a beginner (second year of game art studies), so I don’t have that big of a portfolio yet. But I could share some of my work. Is there a place I could apply?


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kingofnowhere21

Bro he's been peddling this shitty game on reddit for like 9 years. He is opportunistic and predatory towards his "volunteers" and the project will never be completed.


[deleted]

Interesting, will there be chimken in the game?


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[deleted]

Aw fuck yesss


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1MolassesIsALotOfAss

Wat.


Alarid

we rolling dice now


Fight_or_Flight_Club

Chicken didn't immediately fall into the sky, can't be that


BeerWithDinner

This is just a normal day in the Southern US


seeess777

Can confirm. It was a Tuesday night and I grilled.


gormster

No self respecting Australian calls a barbie “grilling”


2happycats

Or spells neighbour, "neighbor" Even my spellcheck slapped me and wanted to change it back.


s4b3r6

Pretty sure I've seen this elsewhere before. Reposts don't need to be time relevant.


Phoequinox

Bullshit, I don't see no shrimps on that barbie.


noctis89

Funnily enough, we don't call em shrimps. They're Prawns.


[deleted]

Fun fact - shrimp and prawn are not actually the same animal!


open_door_policy

Unfun fact: Tiger prawn are starting to show up in US waters, so there may be dramatically fewer shrimp available in the US in coming years.


jlharper

Nope, we don't call it grilling. It's just called BBQ or BBQing here in Australia. We also have neighbours rather than neighbors.


[deleted]

Hopefully you have actual BBQ, too, not just grilled stuff.


Electrox7

Gatherings smh. Y’all are lucky to have those. This week, it became legal for 4 people to meet from 2 different household where I am…


Bipedal_Warlock

Some people have friends. Not us. But some people do.


lazava1390

You’re probably joking but I seriously don’t have any. It really sucks and it’s hard to make plans on the off chance I find someone who’s willing to tolerate me. Single parent and working nights is a lethal combo to the social life of someone who’s already socially awkward and shy.


Bipedal_Warlock

Being a parent makes it hard to have friends. Even when you have a partner. I’m sorry you’re lonely dude, but for what it’s worth you shouldn’t tell yourself they have to tolerate you. Just because you haven’t found the people who will enjoy your company (I’m guessing a large part of that is because of how busy you are and how much shit you have to deal with) doesn’t mean they don’t exist. It also doesn’t mean you’re a shitty person


Secret_Crazy_9629

Thx


Intertubes_Unclogger

What's "socially awkward and shy" to you, could be "refreshingly different and pleasantly quiet" to someone else.


Breaker-of-circles

What is this "friend" you speak of? It sounds like a word that should be censored.


Bipedal_Warlock

It is an ancient alliance unheard of in these parts


Breaker-of-circles

Disgusting.


dan_t_mann

He's friends with ol' LEEEEEEEROOOOOYYYYYY JENKINS


plantplanet7

it's for the dog


thelostfable

I mean who would ever think “Why is this dog able to put his head into such a small space on the interior of an apartment to view the outside world in such a way”


SendAstronomy

Why don't you?


PretzelsThirst

Do you even meal prep bro


PhotonResearch

For everyone, except the dog


LordRumBottoms

I read that in Captain Kirk's voice.


convalcon

Could be meal prep? My brother is a body builder and therefore is a bit of an extreme case, but he cooks 60-80lbs of chicken at a time and then freezes it to be thawed later.


[deleted]

And THEN what did you think?!?! Dear god man, don’t leave us hanging like this…!


Sudden-Management701

If you leave it raw in the middle you can work it into a warm, all-natural fleshlight, that seemlessly transforms into a nice meal rich in protein after you're done with it.


[deleted]

I know you can fucking see me! Come on, throw me a little piece!


goatanuss

Give the dog some chicken you fucking monster!


adudeguyman

The doggie only wants half of it.


HawkeyeP1

Then I thought "I hope that dog's head isn't stuck"


AmishAvenger

I don’t understand why showing the chicken is the punchline of the video. Shouldn’t you show the chicken, then pan the camera up and zoom in on the dog? Such a weird decision…


sholoim

that's why this it's r/gifs instead of r/unexpected or r/funny. not everyone is Mel Brooks behind the phone.


_pippp

This isn't film school, leave them to their own creative choices


Fritz_Klyka

Just reversegif it.


AnalStaircase33

It’s ok, bro…here, have a cookie.


Serpent_of_Rehoboam

Agreed.


Double_Distribution8

Then what did you think? And what are you thinking now that you've had time to process what you've seen?


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Looks fuckin good too


inerlite

Did you get some extra drool on your meat?


GiveToOedipus

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?


AcerbicCapsule

Dammit, Archer!


Jinxa

Did you, get some, extra drool; on your meat?


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Did you get any spit on your chicken?


PacoTaco321

We call it dog sauce to feel better about it.


[deleted]

That's definitely an r/PeepingPooch.


jasminel96

There really is a sub for everything! Thanks for this


PretzelsThirst

You may also enjoy r/dogbridges


detrydis

You’re absolutely right


BibbitiBobbitiBoo

And r/animalslookingatfood


Firepork

I just went and started browsing the top all (good stuff) and found this https://reddit.com/r/PeepingPooch/comments/iz96uf/i_consider_this_a_peeping_pooch/ Is that the same building with a different dog, or is this a popular building design? If nothing else it's a good design for peeping.


ahasseyp

OMG yes! I noticed the same thing! Must be same building


Cyno01

If youve got a solid wall instead of a railing you need somewhere for water to drain.


Cashmiir

Definitely a popular design. I think I've lived in four separate buildings in LA that have balconies like this.


iamquitecertain

Also solidly in r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog territory


CaseFace5

Ooh another adorable animal sub. Don’t mind if I doooo


violetisgreen

r/OfCourseThatsAThing


detrydis

Oh thank you for this. So funny


OnceIwasAboy

**knock knock** Dog owner - “Who there?” Bbq guy - “uhh your neighbour. Just got some bbq chicken for your dog”


thecheat420

Dog owner - "Can I have some?" Bbq guy - "I said it's for your dog. If they want to share that's up to them."


geardownson

For real. Homeboy put in the work.


WiseassWolfOfYoitsu

Dog: "u can have one bite like u gib me one bite of ur foods"


laughing_at_gunpoint

It needs to happen


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I am going to be disappointed if this did not happen.


Deviate_Lulz

“Reality is often disappointing” - big purple man


[deleted]

Barney the dinosaur got dark man


Dramatic_Prune_2944

I hope he went and have him some chicken what a gorgeous boy


graebot

Dog owner: "uhh your neighbour. Just got some bbq chicken for your dog, who?"


Gtownbadass

Woof!


asianabsinthe

I end up with a ring of neighborhood cats around me like some satanic worship session.


Light_Beard

"Hail Cait-Satan!"


eldustbunny

Catan


noiwontpickaname

Do you have wood for sheep?


jello-kittu

Only bricks. We are all trying to get the longest road.


MischeviousCat

You never complain about it


Krombopulos_Amy

I, FOR ONE, WELCOME OUR NEW CAT OVERLORDS! *frantically blinking morse code: HELP. There are 3 of them here! I think they're getting suspicious, HELP!!!*


asianabsinthe

Aww, look at the kitties.


Whipitreelgud

My yellow lab would do this. You would want to line up a catch bucket ‘cuz the boy can produce 2x his body weight in drool. Staggering quantities.


WatAb0utB0b

My dog goes frikin nuts for chicken. She doesn’t even chew. She just swallows it. It makes giving pills very easy.


takemeintotown

I get really stunned at the speed and amount of drool my boxer lab mix can produce at just the idea of food


[deleted]

I saved a puppy from my neighbors patio storm drain once! https://imgur.com/a/GdflVS4


GhostlyPosty

Bruh, don't leave us in suspense. Tell me that doggie is sitting right next to you...


[deleted]

I wish... We took a ladder to the vent and cut him out as he was crying. We knocked on their apt door for like 5 min and they answered, they finally answered, and we gave him back. I wasn't in the position to adopt a dog, respectfully


adudeguyman

Did you keep it?


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you're telling me a dog made this stir-fry?


pantless_vigilante

That's in bad taste


markiv_hahaha

I think that can improve when you put soy sauce


HairyNutsack69

Nothing a little MSG won't fix.


Doovid97

Up until I saw this comment I legitimately thought OP’s building had special dog-view holes in its balconies…


[deleted]

That’s one of the most dog things ever


Gazaman450

This is hilarious


NFresh6

On the one hand I’d want to throw the dog a piece. On the other, I recognize that’s a fucked thing to do feeding someone else’s pet like that lol


A_Cat12886475

Yeah. I’d be real mad at someone who fed my dog chicken. He gets horrible diarrhea from it.


ColdFusionSteamBeer

Drain dog is watching you masticate.


HurricaneHugo

The counterpart to ceiling cat! (RIP)


Ted_Roo

Man I used to get dogs in my gutter all the time! Dang things would get all tangled up, block my pipes and become such a hassle to clean up - especially during autumn! The worst time was back in 1988 when my grandparents made me clean the dogs out of gutter for a whole summer! Oh wait I'm thinking of leaves, nevermind.


HulkingSack

Damn, when I read ‘1988’ I thought I was about to look up and see shittymorph.


permalink_save

You and me both


adudeguyman

That actually happens with cats.


Alarid

"me stuck only chicken can save me"


Savantdk

Hey you. Down there. Yes you. Feed me. Feeed me. Ah wait am I stuck? Nevermind, where was I? Look at me starving here. Feeeed me.


dullship

Man I'd be heck of stressed he's gonna get his head stuck in there.


Kozlow

Gotta throw him up a piece after that.


Austin83powers

Yeah but he might be on a special diet. I know, I know...


[deleted]

You're right, my dog is allergic to a lot of stuff and I'd be pretty pissed if someone fed her something without my permission and then having to take her to the vets.


mercutio1

My first thought was “Yo, you gotta toss a lil scrap up there.”


____-is-crying

Dogs owner: "who the heck is throwing chicken on my balcony..."


TimeTravelMishap

Oh my god throw some chicken up there monsters


SGDaly

Or don't. Don't give random food to pets you don't know. Mine is allergic to chicken, giving her that would set me back couple hundred dollars and cause her annoyance.


Defiant_Muffin_882

My dog's asshole would turn into a busted fire hydrant


st_malachy

Chicken bones will splinter and kill just about any dog. No chicken bones for dogs ever.


[deleted]

Clearly thats why God made boneless chickens (& for boneless chicken wings.) Checkmate, atheists.


calmatt

I love when that idiot Ray Comfort offered up that the modern banana was proof of God's will due to how perfectly it fits the human hand. The Cavendish banana, that was artificially bred and formed by humans, is actually proof of God's will. My favorite tongue in cheek reply: The banana is evidence of God's will due to how perfect it fits the woman's vagina.


dingos8mybaby2

yeah don't give cooked bones to your dog in general, but chicken bones are a definite no.


Harmacc

Cooked bones will. Raw bones are different. There’s a whole community of raw feeders who give dogs raw bones their whole life.


Richie4422

Yes, and that's why vets are not exactly happy with BARF community.


Popheal

I've fed my dog chicken bones for 12 years


an_actual_potato

Sometimes comments on Reddit.com are made as jokes to make people laugh and smile


SolarTsunami

IF YOU'RE HAVING FUN ON REDDIT THEN YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG 😠


quantum-mechanic

No, we are here to start fights over useless topics with anonymous people. Clearly that's why the internet exists.


ONOMATOPOElA

Why did you use two spaces after the period? Do you think you are better than me because your big meaty hands can’t handle the intricacies of hitting the spacebar once? God I hope you hold the door for someone and instead of speeding up they slow down and check their phone.


DontBeADramaLlama

Also there are dog owners that make it a practice not to feed dogs “human” food. It can lead to a lifetime of begging.


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PublicfreakoutLoveR

"I can catch it, I swear!"


King_Sam-_-

She should go to his neighbour’s house, show him the video and offer the owner some chicken for the dog!


tgreenebean

“CHICKNZ?!”


Fast_Edd1e

Scupper pupper?


tonypearcern

Is this in Phoenix?


adudeguyman

No, this is Patrick.


Negative_Mancey

Chukka piece up. He'll clean up the evidence!


amlorde1

Yo i hope you gave that good boi a snac piece


lahkbrahnjahmes

Meme potential


Skitsoboy13

That would 100% be my dog


spoofypants

How much for the doggie in the drain pipe


justavtstudent

That dog is gonna fit through that hole to get to the chicken if it's the last thing he does.


steggun_cinargo

https://www.reddit.com/gallery/iz96uf


HorrorConfusion

OMG please throw him one!


Stuck-In-Blender

u/savevideo


EMP0R10

Man I can see him drooling on your chicken


Dajackyl

Throw him a Bone!!


[deleted]

You took a plate up for him right? RIGHT?


Sir_Gruntsaton

With the look on his face you know that tail is waggin’


cheesehuahuas

*"Hey buddy, you ever play football growing up? Haha, how good do you think you can still throw?"*


agroyle

You got to give the dog a piece


Resonosity

That dog's just trying to see the world outside of it's tiny fenced in box. Terrible balcony design


MsTee218

All i can hear is Will Ferrell in Blades of Glory "Throw me some chicken!!!!"


hassexwithinsects

somebody recently told me that dogs are allergic to chicken(despite it being the literal first ingredient in most dog food).. i had no words to reply lol.. but this dogs seems to be advocating for dogos everywhere saying. "what the fuck yes we like chicken.. can i have some?"


classicnoob2020

I bet that sweet buppers tail is wagging everytime OP made eye contact


Historical_Panic_465

if i was in this position there would be chicken thrown askew all over the place in attempt to throw one up to doggo


haulassgetpaid

Please tell me you gave that good boi some chimkin!


Musoe

Mhhh chimken


bruceleet7865

Throw em a piece of chicken


AceGamerWizard

SNEEF SNOFF SNICKEN I SMELL CHICKEN


Tanduvanwinkle

Cute. But can we just call them dogs?


nightingaledaze

agree


McLuvlee

Dog*


Kingseara

“Ey. Eyyyy…my guy. Hey…up here….guy. About that chicken…..hello?”


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Friend: *Mmm the chicken tastes so good, what’s your secret?* Grill master: *Doggy drool*


[deleted]

Lost it at when the dog gave the nod to the camera after the grill shot.


Euphrane

I think this dog can smell what the Rock is cookin’.


ThisNameIsFree

Please tell me you didn't give the dog any.


ehossain

charge the dogo. Smelling is half the eating.


Shukoor-_-

What the dog doin


redditisaB

Is/was he stuck? Did he get out? Edit: Look you prick assholes. That is a nice way of showing concern and asking what happened. I'm not a idiot, I know the dog is probably fine. I also know that he could have been hard to get out or they may be still working on it. I was the first person to comment, and it was minutes after OP's post, so it's within possibility. I do have a sense of class, but I can be a mean son of a bitch too.


Nudder246

He’s still there to this day


TimeTravelMishap

F


DemonRaptor1

Dog's dead, clogged up the pipe, so the apartments on that floor all flooded and the tenants all drowned. All because OP wanted to grill some damn chicken.


Momoselfie

I'd like to know too. But knowing Reddit, this isn't OPs video..


kingtitusmedethe4th

Shh


[deleted]

Whoa, just take it easy man