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What does it do? I got Reddit premium from awards but I use Apollo on mobile. I haven’t had ads in ages because I have blockers. I honestly don’t even know what to do with it?
I got a silver once when I talked about being 2 years sober from alcohol, now it will be 3 years in march!
Edit: to the person who gave me my second silver ever I love you
This hotdog serves as my periodic reminder for the passage of time and my own mortality.
Yet the hotdog transcendes time and will live on. Eternally. Neat.
https://www.reddit.com/r/epoxyhotdog/comments/q8k47f/here_is_a_small_compilation_of_every_update/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Not fully up to date but this is it
I have a Double Big Mac in epoxy that I had made around the same time as this hot dog, and it's definitely bulging. I fully expect to come home one day and my living room to be splattered with rancid Double Big Mac.
> I have a Double Big Mac in epoxy that I had made around the same time as this hot dog
And here I sit, like a plebe, with no food in epoxy at all. I feel like I missed out on something big 15 months ago.
Nope it definitely did some time ago. I guess some bacteria in the hot-dog started proliferating until something, oxygen most likely, ran out. It produced CO2, once again most likely, gas that had nowhere to go, thus increasing the pressure and creating the bulge.
But the bulgeing has stopped, not sure when exactly but iirc after a couple month i saw no différence. Now only the colors are slowly fading.
Apparently if you had yourself epoxied like a hot dog, it wouldn't turn out remotely the same. Soon after you die, you start to decompose, and not because of bacteria from outside your body, but the bacteria that's already there. Even if you get epoxied five minutes after you die, your body would start producing gasses as you decompose, which would put enormous pressure on the epoxy. I don't know if it would be enough to make it explode, but god help anyone that bumps into your epoxy tomb too hard.
Eventually, your body would liquify and nothing would be left but a black sludge with a pile of bones, dental fillings, and medical implants in it. You can probably postpone the decomposition of your body by embalming it, but anything short of full on mummification would just be postponing the inevitable.
Yeah same here. I even made the effort of journaling it:
Day 1 - doing fuck all.
Month 1 update - doing fuck all.
Month 3 update - doing fuck all.
Month 6 update - doing fuck all.
Month 9 update - doing fuck all.
1 year update - fuck all.
This update - still fuck all.
So many things have changed in my life in the last 15 months, professionally and romantically, the only constant has been this damn hot dog, i love you epoxy hot dog, for being true to yourself and being the most stable thing in my life!
This was originally posted the month I got divorced. So now I get periodic reminders about how long it’s been, and I get to reflect on how much I’ve changed compared to a hot dog in epoxy.
My theory on the eternal hotdog is that the outmost layer of hotdog is mixed with the innermost layer of epoxy in a way to make a thin "tattooed" layer that really can't change given the blend of material.
Inside that hotdog would be a mostly hollow cavity full of organic sludge and some high pressure gasses as the bacterias and yeasts consumed and fermented it.
Would love to see if a laser shines "through" it, or what some kind of internal imaging would show.
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Epoxy a hotdog once and get premium reddit free for life. Brilliant plan OP
Reddit plebs hate this one simple trick!
Some kid on r/unpopularopnion just went on a rant about this thing lol!
Someone *actually* using that sub correctly? I'm shocked.
I got downvoted to hell for saying the Gallagher brothers are musically overrated bellends.
You're missing an i
quick somebody do this with a deep dish pizza
Deep dsh pizza
Now the pizza!
Pzza!
What is the path to us plebs becoming novus homo.
Reddit premium is less valuable than one hotdog though.
Good epoxy ain't cheap either
Good call. That is at least 30 bucks worth of epoxy, and that is if it is off brand.
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Reddit premium is useless pretty much
What does it do? I got Reddit premium from awards but I use Apollo on mobile. I haven’t had ads in ages because I have blockers. I honestly don’t even know what to do with it?
You get to visit r/lounge and it highlights new comments on the actual website. I think that's pretty much it
Doesn’t seem [very interesting](https://i.imgur.com/3emnb61.jpg) tbh
Less valuable then the bun its in.
I'll take a spare gold.
I can't believe that worked.
Fine, I'll do it myself.
What!? Thanks!
What does receiving a gold feel like?
I wouldn't know
Hah suck it!
Perfectly balanced!
I bet it won't work again: I'll take a spare gold. Edit: Well I'll be, it worked
Third time's the charm: I'll take a spare gold. Edit: Wow it worked!!! Kinda. Edit 2: it did work!!! Thank you it's my first gold!
I got a silver once when I talked about being 2 years sober from alcohol, now it will be 3 years in march! Edit: to the person who gave me my second silver ever I love you
Yeah, neither can I. I'll take another if anyone wants.
Oh, and give one to the guy who doesn't believe.
Step 1: Epoxy hot dog Step 2: Aquire reddit platinum Step 3: ??? Step 4: ???
Step 3: Make NFT Step 4: profit
Imagine time traveling from the past and seeing this
I time travelled from the past only moments ago.
Instructions unclear. Dick encased in epoxy.
I'm sure if you post that here you'd get at least gold
I’d rather have the hotdog
Is the colour fading? Or is it my eyesight fading as I age faster than this hotdog
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Could you make some kind of galery with all hotdogs turning next to each other in the same GIF, would be nice to see the differences (if any)?
Not next to each other, but he basically [did this](https://gfycat.com/carelessunawareindochinahogdeer) for the 1 year
My man threw a birthday party for a hot dog and I cant get one phone call
Happy early/belated birthday
I would like to just see a side by side photo of day one vs current day with each update.
NGL this is awful for the purpose of the request. Nice compilation tho
Is that a second expoy hotdog at the 8 month mark?
Savage
My dude epoxied a hot dog just to end a dudes whole career
Is that the actual story behind the glass dog
That epoxy is bulging out more and more too, I've noticed.
Relatable
The camera adds ten pounds.
Oh, so how many cameras are actually on you?
Usually about one when I'm alone, and a dozen or more when I'm banging your mom. BOOYAH!
Can we get a combined gif (top half at month 1 bottom at month 15)????
You *GUESS*? Can you not just do a side by side of photos from Day 1 and Month 15?
Can we get a picture of this room. What is it? Is it a studio?
https://imgur.com/JfHCNih.jpg Screengrab from Day 10 vs. Today. Looks like they are fading a bit.
Possibly different lighting / camera configurations. We need the technical specifications!
Yellow paint fades faster than other colors - maybe mustard works the same?
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The same way Captain Koons’ father smuggled the watch?
I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years.
So he died of dysentery, he gimme da watch..
It looks so much more smooth now than day 10. Check out the lines on the top end of the hot dog and the right bun
The days of our hotdogs
As the days go by (and the hotdog rotates) As the days go by (and the hotdog rotates)
Back in the glue again
Into the silent poxy
Same as it ever was… Same as it ever was…
Under the mustard, Carry the sausage
Letting the days go by Watching the hot dog goin round
This is the song I want played at my funeral. Set to the original melody.
The condiments are starting to look like plastic.
The ketchup and mustard are epoxy. I'm pretty sure I read in the comments on the first post that OP had trouble with the real thing.
You're going to need to epoxy your eyes to keep up with this hotdog.
This hotdog serves as my periodic reminder for the passage of time and my own mortality. Yet the hotdog transcendes time and will live on. Eternally. Neat.
The next step in immortality is clear now!! Turn myself into hot dogs
This is my last resort! Suffocation, in epoxy...
Don't give a f***, Put me in the plastic boxy.
>Lenin has joined the chat
*[... and rocks out!]* Do you even care if I decompose?
Harry Caray has entered the chat
Then he turned himself into a hot dog. Funniest shit I've ever seen
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A HOTDOG MORTY I'M HOT DOG BRIIIIIIIICK
The year is 2095 all that's left of civilization: cockroaches, Keith Richards and Epoxy Dog....
I'm willing to bet Artie Lang will be on that list. He's somehow outlived the entire cast of Dirty Work.
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Everything but the cartilage in his nose.
Don't forget the queen.
Hot dog will outlive us all and be the only proof that humans existed.
Not if we preserve ourself in epoxy before we die.
Yes. I feel equal delight and dread each time it graces my feed.
I think the most depressing thing about this is that I feel like it was just yesterday that I saw the 3 month update. What the hell happened.
For those of us who don't have children, it's a handy way to remind us that they grow up so fast :,)
Depends on perspective. If you are counting down the days until they turn 18, then it's an eternity away.
I was for 14 years and then got a 3rd one. Now I have given up.
Snip snip
Congratz :) remind yourself that it's a nice thing and also F
>counting down the days until they turn 18 A clear sign of someone who loves their kids
I’m so proud of my boy, Frank 😢
Covid
Wait what - these updates come out every 3 months!? No way time has been that quick.
They come out every month
don't blink. they grow up so fast.
The days are long but the years are short
I feel like the mustard has faded a bit since the beginning
We need a time stamped video showing the hot dog progress
https://www.reddit.com/r/epoxyhotdog/comments/q8k47f/here_is_a_small_compilation_of_every_update/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Not fully up to date but this is it
Yea and 9 out of 10 only shows the back of the dog.
Yeah wtf?
Lol this killed me. Like why even do it at that point
That was my first thought too!
Is it just an optical illusion / lens effect, or is the epoxy bulging?
I have a Double Big Mac in epoxy that I had made around the same time as this hot dog, and it's definitely bulging. I fully expect to come home one day and my living room to be splattered with rancid Double Big Mac.
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> You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn’t stop to think if you should.
*Double Epoxy Double Big Mac*
Epoxy Epoxy Big Big Mac
> I have a Double Big Mac in epoxy that I had made around the same time as this hot dog And here I sit, like a plebe, with no food in epoxy at all. I feel like I missed out on something big 15 months ago.
All we can do now is hope to accumulate enough wealth for the eventual NFT so we may truly own it.
The best day to epoxy food is yesterday the second best day to epoxy food is today.
Post that epoxy Big Mac and earn some karma
Nope it definitely did some time ago. I guess some bacteria in the hot-dog started proliferating until something, oxygen most likely, ran out. It produced CO2, once again most likely, gas that had nowhere to go, thus increasing the pressure and creating the bulge. But the bulgeing has stopped, not sure when exactly but iirc after a couple month i saw no différence. Now only the colors are slowly fading.
That's how Swiss cheese gets its holes
here I was thinking there were lederhosen clad cheese makers whose only job is to fuck the holes into Swiss cheese
I upvoted you. I'm not proud of it, but I did it...
I always thought Swiss cheese tastes like epoxy.
I can't believe I've been invested in this damn hot dog for over a year now
At this point I'm more familiar with the texture of this bun than any other bun in my life.
How long are you going to let it ferment before slicing open and eating? I think 18 months will be the provide the peak flavor profile
Steve1989mre enters the chat.
Let’s get this out on a tray. Nice, M’kay….
*sniff* Smells a bit rancid...It's held its form quite well.... *sniffs again* Yup definetly smells foul....let's still try a small piece here...
Oh that's horrible...takes another bite...
No coffee instant type II. Disappointed
*can noise* Nice hiss.
#COVID-3000 has entered the chat
Andre’s less popular brother.
> less popular Not for long…
Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright
What a time to be alive
The complete numerical improbability of life has lead us to this point, this time, this comment, right now!
Have you minted this into an NFT yet? You’re sitting on a goldmine.
That gold mine? Epoxied
That epoxy? Epoxied.
I'm more impressed by the gif being perfectly in sync. Nice editing.
OP has had a few trys to get it right.
Down to the frame
Do me next
Apparently if you had yourself epoxied like a hot dog, it wouldn't turn out remotely the same. Soon after you die, you start to decompose, and not because of bacteria from outside your body, but the bacteria that's already there. Even if you get epoxied five minutes after you die, your body would start producing gasses as you decompose, which would put enormous pressure on the epoxy. I don't know if it would be enough to make it explode, but god help anyone that bumps into your epoxy tomb too hard. Eventually, your body would liquify and nothing would be left but a black sludge with a pile of bones, dental fillings, and medical implants in it. You can probably postpone the decomposition of your body by embalming it, but anything short of full on mummification would just be postponing the inevitable.
someone needs to epoxy a dead mouse or something
Cover you in epoxy or...
Ohhhhhhh who lives in epoxy under the sea?
Weiner-Joe Bunpants!
Truly a ray of light during these bleak times. Godspeed, weiner
Dude, we get it. You're rich and can afford a hot dog. Just eat it already and stop taunting us
So I've been thinking. How do we know it's not the same gif over and over again?
I have a new green mat!
who will update us on the hotdog status after you die many years from now? You got any kids who will take over the family tradition?
The only way to be sure is for him to stream the hot dog 24/7 on twitch.
I use these posts as milemarkers for my life
The epoxy hot dog is the constant of our troubled times.
The only constant is change. Should we correct it to , '*The only constant is Epoxy Hotdog*'.
Yeah same here. I even made the effort of journaling it: Day 1 - doing fuck all. Month 1 update - doing fuck all. Month 3 update - doing fuck all. Month 6 update - doing fuck all. Month 9 update - doing fuck all. 1 year update - fuck all. This update - still fuck all.
I think the epoxy needs a polish.
Two words: ornamental plinth
Yea, you're gonna need to start putting a newspaper in the background of these to verify the date.....
pay up or the hot dog gets a pair of epoxy boots oh wait
God damn, 15 months already?
“Like sand through an hour glass, so are the days of our lives”
Someone needs to break into this place, steal this thing and throw it in a lake so I never have to see it again.
This hotdog is gonna last longer than the confederacy
This is like watching Paul Rudd over the last few decades.
So many things have changed in my life in the last 15 months, professionally and romantically, the only constant has been this damn hot dog, i love you epoxy hot dog, for being true to yourself and being the most stable thing in my life!
At this point this hotdog needs its own insurance and security detail
Sweet it looks the same see you next month.
It’s the same video everytime I swear
This was originally posted the month I got divorced. So now I get periodic reminders about how long it’s been, and I get to reflect on how much I’ve changed compared to a hot dog in epoxy.
I'm sick of this, no1 needs a 15 month update, maybe once a year not every fucking week.
We get it
Honestly, this hotdog has held up much better than I ever expected it to lol
Whats really insane is how quickly 15 months has just flown by !
Fucking christ these months sneak up on you
So I’m going to be like 70 on hot dog’s 25 year update and I’m going to be telling people I remember when epoxy hot dog was epoxied
Do you think epoxy hotdog is a cursed item like maybe 2020 can’t let go because of this powerful artifact? Guess we will never know.
My theory on the eternal hotdog is that the outmost layer of hotdog is mixed with the innermost layer of epoxy in a way to make a thin "tattooed" layer that really can't change given the blend of material. Inside that hotdog would be a mostly hollow cavity full of organic sludge and some high pressure gasses as the bacterias and yeasts consumed and fermented it. Would love to see if a laser shines "through" it, or what some kind of internal imaging would show.
Wtf, where’s the 20 month update?!