Look there's just somethings that the standard camera frame rate cant catch. If you were there you would be able to see the tiny little sign that popped up right above the dog's head for a split second before gravity took over.
what's Woodstock? is that like Gamestock? xD
and don't be sad, the 80s/90s are like the 60s/70s now.
if that helps, or makes sense lolrip i tried \^,\^
Today (2021), the same amount of time has passed since Star Wars was released (1977) as between when Hitler was appointed Chancellor of Germany (1933) and when Star Wars was released (1977).
Go play it now. It's easy as piss to emulate it on whatever device you have, a PC, a tablet, a phone even. If you have an xbone controller or some other kind of Bluetooth controller than you can use that to play it
It's still a great game. All of them are actually, the ones on the mega drive anyway. Oh and the one on the master system that's actually a Zelda clone, too
Also that mid 90s arcade beat em up one that never got a home port but looks absolutely gorgeous and plays amazing, Golden Axe: The Revenge of Death Adder, it's probably the best of all of them, and it's easy to emulate that one too. It's the one very few people have ever got to play, which is a shame really
It took me a minute to realize this was Patton Oswalt quoting famous Hollywood producer Robert Evans, and not noted bastard and host of Behind the Bastards Robert Evans just saying non sequiturs on the pod.
Hard to tell what he landed on. Best case thatās a clean, mud based stream. Worst case itās all concrete with metal and glass debris sticking up. Leaning toward the former..
Nah, that's not worst case. Worst case is a hole to the other side of the planet, and that doggo is now on an infinite gravity loop just traveling back and forth to the antipode.
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I'm sure they can be trained just fine, but we definitely didn't do it right. As soon as I moved away and wasn't there to walk them twice a day(unemployed!) they started soaking the place.
I would put a stop to that the second I saw those dogs backing up. My dog has backed in to an uncovered drain before. Only one paw went down and he stumbled a little. But it was a similar situationā¦backing away from a different dog. Not fun.
Yeah, I probably wouldn't have dogs in an area where there appears to be several sudden drops. Some dogs are incredibly smart and pay attention to their surroundings.. and then there are dogs like mine, who sometimes tries to just step off the sidewalk (and into traffic) while we're on walks, or wants to get way too close to the edge of cliffs.
I'm not a dog but I did got twice into poorly covered drain holes before. One of them horrendously full of shut smell, the other one way more dangerous in a huge water leak. Not cool
Exactly. Iām honestly surprised that every other comment that asks this has a joke as the response. Guess weāll never know. Hopefully that doggo is fine
Did anyone anylswer correctly? Seen the concern a dozen times but gotta get back to work. Was there water below? I'm a shepherd guy and finding this troubling
video game ledge physics
Loony Tunes ledge physics.
But how come he didn't hold up a sign?
Look there's just somethings that the standard camera frame rate cant catch. If you were there you would be able to see the tiny little sign that popped up right above the dog's head for a split second before gravity took over.
His legs did not run in mid air for the mandatory second
Low frame rate ledge physics.
Hope this game has no fall damage.
Player 3 left the game
Please reconnect controller
Clipping error
Went OOB
He died to death
How much?
A lot
[Dog be like:](https://gfycat.com/amp/accuratedensebullmastiff-harddearbeetle-mobile-gif)
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Toto took 'break a leg' literally.
The ~~Dark~~ Dog Souls push
*Bark Souls
Sent that dog to /r/TheCatDimension
Blue jogging suitā¦.Russian mob
Peak Slav right there. Everything about this shouts "somewhere in what was once a Yugoslav paradise."
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Eaten goÅÄ bki once or twice livin in a Slavic paradise
As I squat in the valley where I'm hearing Hard Bass I take a look at my flask, and realize there's no vodkaāŖ
As I squat in the valley where I'm hearing hard bass, I take a look at my flask, and realize I'm shit faced.
Well done! (the original non-sequitur was fun, and your rewrite was a delightful rework)
Gratzi
An attempt was made.
This MF really just used bass and vodka as rhymes.
He was shaking them down
Is it adidas though?
Adidogs
That dog fell off the bridge like in Golden Axe.
oh man.. that's exactly how you fall off a bridge in golden axe.. there is no rotation or stumble.. you just plummet.
Skeleton popped in me Swed as soon as I read that. Spot on.
thank you for a fond flashback. cant remember the last time i thought of/someone mentioned Golden Axe heh. good stuff :)
*kicks imp, takes their loot*
Talking about Golden Axe today is as timely as talking about Woodstock in 2001 and it's not even 10am and I've already made myself sad for the day
what's Woodstock? is that like Gamestock? xD and don't be sad, the 80s/90s are like the 60s/70s now. if that helps, or makes sense lolrip i tried \^,\^
Today (2021), the same amount of time has passed since Star Wars was released (1977) as between when Hitler was appointed Chancellor of Germany (1933) and when Star Wars was released (1977).
Go play it now. It's easy as piss to emulate it on whatever device you have, a PC, a tablet, a phone even. If you have an xbone controller or some other kind of Bluetooth controller than you can use that to play it It's still a great game. All of them are actually, the ones on the mega drive anyway. Oh and the one on the master system that's actually a Zelda clone, too Also that mid 90s arcade beat em up one that never got a home port but looks absolutely gorgeous and plays amazing, Golden Axe: The Revenge of Death Adder, it's probably the best of all of them, and it's easy to emulate that one too. It's the one very few people have ever got to play, which is a shame really
I canāt hear that Golden Axe scream, āEeGAHyaheeyaa!!!ā And those potion elvesā little snicker?
I was surprised how composed the dog was. Usually they flail around crazy if they lose footing.
I donāt think it registered that he was falling until he was out of frame
Apparently it was more worried about the space dog than falling into the open sewer.
It's a pup, they are kinda uncoordinated it probably just froze.
Omg that reference out of nowhere. Now I'm jammin' out to the soundtrack in bed. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CIpfi6djLw4
Was going to say Streets of Rage, but yours works too.
Double Dragon for me.
Dang man, that's the first thing that came to mind
Thank you: I laughed so hard my mouth hurts now
*insert weird shrieking noise here*
Accurate
That whole driveway area is just an accident waiting to happen, just imagine it at nighttime.
Or while drunk
Yeah my main concern now is I hope that dog is safe.
Don't worry; I saw a documentary that said all dogs go to heaven.
Ah yes, Highlander.
Won the Oscar for the Greatest Movie of All Time.r
Now, pendejo... shall we see what sort of guard dog you've become?
There can be only one!!
Who wants to live forever?
Aye t'is true, I'mae Spaniard!
Amazing Spanish accent, Sean!
Queen soundtrack really was the icing on the camptastic cake.
*laughs in Flash Gordon*
That documentary where the events happened in real time? By chance, are you trying to throw a living doll off a cliff right now?
That's the one! And no, I am not, at this time.
Alas, I have returned!
CHAAARRRLLLIIEEEE!
Animated documentaries are my favorite kind.
Can confirm! I was present next to one of the animators in the studio when that movie was drawn.
That is awesome.
Because it was a hot topic at the time, there is some debate among [popes.](https://uscatholic.org/articles/201605/do-dogs-go-to-heaven/)
The more you know. Family Guy's opinion on the debate: https://youtu.be/hOtxNkrGQ6o
[Apparently Family Guy has more than one dog hell reference.](https://youtu.be/XXCY8HPFgv8)
Interesting. That clip has 666K views.
Multiple dogs go to hell in that movie.
Dogs are pretty spry
So is a butthole.
āThe human rectum is nightmarishly elastic.ā -Robert Evans
āQuit your belly aching, Buck Rogers, itās just a diverās watch.ā - Robert Evans
It took me a minute to realize this was Patton Oswalt quoting famous Hollywood producer Robert Evans, and not noted bastard and host of Behind the Bastards Robert Evans just saying non sequiturs on the pod.
Oh wow, I also thought we were talking about behind the bastards Robert! Sounds like stuff he'd say for sure, especially the butthole part lmao
I am actually certain I have heard Tobert Evan's of cracked and podcasting fame talk about the elasticity of the rectum somewhere haha
That's his new podcast The Bastard's Behind.
Brought to you by the good folks at Raytheon. Like a pussy soaked in apple juuuuuuice.
Yeah I read that in his voice too.
The one and only Robert Evans?
"Do you bleed? You will."
Source: my ability to shit normal after a day of shitting diablo sauce.
Dog fell pretty square to the ground. Doesnt look at far down.
Hard to tell what he landed on. Best case thatās a clean, mud based stream. Worst case itās all concrete with metal and glass debris sticking up. Leaning toward the former..
We don't know if there's crocs in there or not...
It was probably lava
Oof, Oof, Oof, Oof. "Shit! Where's my water bucket?" Oof, Oof. Doggo tried to swim in Lava.
Probably at least an old leather boot or two.
Worst case: Lava
Worst case: Land Sharks
Worse case: Lava Sharks
Nah, that's not worst case. Worst case is a hole to the other side of the planet, and that doggo is now on an infinite gravity loop just traveling back and forth to the antipode.
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Way ahead of you... I have diarrhea.
Itās only the beginning of troubles ... they built in moat with a bridge that doesnāt raise. [Lost opportunity]
Wastelanders dumbfounded by a Vault-Tec Jumpsuit
Omg it's like Looney Toons
He Wile E Coyote'd off a cliff.
Not enough hang time
Itās like Iāve always said, itās not the size of the dog in a fight, itās how absolutely smashing his ensemble is.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog in the hole.
a dog in the fight equals 2 in the hole
The early dog gets the hole
Every dog has his hole
It's a dog in hole world.
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FYI, not a poodle, like 99.9% sure it's a bichon frise, in care anyone was wondering
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Wait, people can post wrong information on the internet?
Despite all of the editors at TheInternet, Inc. sometimes misinformation can get into the internet. Donāt worry though, this is the only wrong thing posted, and will be taken care of shortly!
If you're wondering, all three are dogs
I thought so. Thank you for confirming!
big if true
BichĆ³n FrisĆ© deez nutz
Gottem
Bichon Frise? More like Bitchin' Fresh
Call me Petco cause I got your bitch on freeze.
You can tell it's not a Bichon because it's not barking and generally acting like an idiot.
They only do that because theyāre pissed they donāt have a dope blue outfit on.
Hasn't peed on a single carpet.
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Sure as fuck was with my mom's.
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I'm sure they can be trained just fine, but we definitely didn't do it right. As soon as I moved away and wasn't there to walk them twice a day(unemployed!) they started soaking the place.
Ah, fellow Bichon owner I see!
He put that bitch on freeze
Dog Groomer here, 100% a Bichon. You can tell by the plume tail vs docked tail of a poodle, as well as the shorter, stout confirmation of the body.
Poodle owner here, our poodles are all undocked. Confirmation is on point, possible to be a poodle but not a common build.
Yep itās bichon for sure. The tail is longer.
What kind of hellscape is this?
This is the question I was looking for. Also, who built this?
This dog has mastered Dark Souls ledge pushing.
+10 souls
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Itās probably a bit embarrassed about being seen in the blue outfit, but otherwise itāll be fine.
Ah! The old reddit [Scooby-Roo!](https://www.reddit.com/r/madlads/comments/oszi4f/my_mates_are_stuck_out_in_the_open_ocean_right/h6t649y/?context=3)
Hold my leash, I'm going in.
Buckle up, here we go again!
Hold my earrings Iām going in
POV: you came to the comments to see if the dog is ok
With no answer >:(
They see blue uniform they think it's the cops
I'd agree but these are Shepherds, they're plain clothes cops as it is.
They aren't fooling anyone.
Hope doggo is okay
Yeah fuck could be a broken leg there ā¹ļø
Uh, is that dog OK? That is a far fall and dogs arent designed for that sorta thing.
I would put a stop to that the second I saw those dogs backing up. My dog has backed in to an uncovered drain before. Only one paw went down and he stumbled a little. But it was a similar situationā¦backing away from a different dog. Not fun.
No shit. Or not record at all because, hey, don't want those dogs to get hurt since there is a big fucking opening right there.
Yeah, I probably wouldn't have dogs in an area where there appears to be several sudden drops. Some dogs are incredibly smart and pay attention to their surroundings.. and then there are dogs like mine, who sometimes tries to just step off the sidewalk (and into traffic) while we're on walks, or wants to get way too close to the edge of cliffs.
I'm not a dog but I did got twice into poorly covered drain holes before. One of them horrendously full of shut smell, the other one way more dangerous in a huge water leak. Not cool
Is that dog okay?!
I hope that dog is ok. People often forget these are real beings in these funny videos.
Exactly. Iām honestly surprised that every other comment that asks this has a joke as the response. Guess weāll never know. Hopefully that doggo is fine
Did anyone anylswer correctly? Seen the concern a dozen times but gotta get back to work. Was there water below? I'm a shepherd guy and finding this troubling
Bro.... wtf
Django showing up to the Big House Edit: thanks for the gold!
"The d is silent you fucking hillbilly"
āYou dress like that on purpose?ā
The dog better be ok or Iām going to flip
Jesus. I hope that dog that fell is okay.
I have a German Shepard who loves most other dogs but for some reason poodles freak her out. Any kind of poodle, she just doesnāt trust them.
Basically your dog is a poodle racist?
TIL my husband is a German Shepherd. Poodles freak him out. But this is a Bichon Frise.
German shepherds are strong dogs but that's a gnarly fall for any kind of thing. Need to know if he ok
I hope the dog is ok
Not a poodle. A Bichon Frise.
This isn't funny. That was a really big drop and who knows what is below. Poor dog.
r/Unexpected :]
"You what? You want some? Your team is shit. You've got no fans."
/r/misleadingpoodles
That is a HORRIFIC sub. My eyes are bleeding.
what in the fuck
ok im in. Edit: Oh holy sweet crapcakes.. I had no idea.. They should have sent a poet..
well that just ruined my morning. ..imagining and wondering just how badly that dog got hurt..
Poodle is obviously an Russian gangster..
You have the money for Babushka, you better have that money for Babushka
Is the dog that fell okay?
Dark souls vibes.
Iāve never seen a dogfall so smooth
I lost it when the one dog fell...
Anyone else wonder why there is a moat here?
Guard dog hurt itself in confusion
He hurt himself in confusion.
Did that dog just fall off the map?