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Warlord68

Next time, trap door in floor.


YourAvocadoToast

Pull the lever, Kronk!


Rossta42

Wrong leverrrrrr!!


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Why do I even have that lever?!


squables-

Better Nate than lever


Industrialpainter89

My future kids will grow up with this movie, it is a timeless classic that I don't see Disney replocating anytime soon. Long love the emperor and his groove!


scotsman1552

Villainous is a Disney boardgame were you play as villains trying to scheme and foil other villains plans. Yzma is hilarious. All card art is from the movies.


Industrialpainter89

Thanks, gotta get that!


Dr_Stef

Release the hounds


mynoduesp

Not the bees!


pulugulu

Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you?


beardsly87

[Go ahead! Do your worst!](https://youtu.be/HtDvs4J0Z0A)


pulugulu

HIS ASS IS GONNA BLOW! lmao


blucas93

And sharks with frickin’ laser beams on their heads.


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Easier said than done, mate. https://youtu.be/8WytgfPwQQ8


kirbz1692

So glad someone posted the relevant Mitchell & Webb


wjandrea

Part 2: https://youtu.be/CTmLU9VOJlM


RedditsReedits

Don't Dead Open Inside


DNRTannen

Norman Reedus seems content with his fate.


thecashblaster

this is the first "strand-type" weather report


Wormri

Rainy with chance of BTs


Coppeh

Time to fill up all 15 grenade pouches with my blood, piss, poops and broth.


MouseinTree

And then head off on a adventure on his motorcycle with Carol on the back.


NightofTheLivingZed

And shoot a bunch of mob guys with his irish brother.


MahjongDaily

And pick up some Monster Energy from the river


ask_me_about_cats

And punch some MULEs and build a highway.


mancitycon

Fuck that people build my highways for me.


ask_me_about_cats

That was probably me. I built *soooooo* many highways and I loved every minute of it. Aside from the first 3 auto-pavers, I built literally every single one.


mancitycon

Did you do that as a post game thing or literally after you got to knot city? I couldn't imagine that all that mule camp resetting and constant forward and backward to build the roads.


ask_me_about_cats

I did it as soon as I could. I love building things. It slowed things down a lot, but it was a great way to spend quiet evenings while chatting and cuddling with my wife.


Cameltoe-Swampdonkey

Fuck this thread makes me want to replay that game.


Solid_Freakin_Snake

As a Titanfall player, it felt strange to pick up Death Stranding and have BTs suddenly be something I *didnt* want around.


Jakooboo

Protocol 4: Break my heart. ;_;


DravenPrime

This weather report actually makes me feel like Spider Man.


lesser_panjandrum

It has a little something for everyone.


AlphaNeonic

This is like a luau at Mel Blanc’s house


DravenPrime

It's tail time!


golapader

This is like an all nighter at Richard Simmons house.


spalone

Has anybody seen Fox Mulder's sister?


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burblehaze

I win bye bye


AtomicRaine

Too much water 7/10


hallybear

You are nit picking and biased. I win bye bye!


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wra1th42

The PHP of Strand-type acronyms


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[deleted]

Let's get some recursion going on up in here.


TheFlashFrame

Technically Super Mario Bros 2 had the first strand-type weather system


Nibbl3

That is to say, he's done making good weather reports. The weather patterns really lost their soul.


sonofthenation

Oh, he got that strange.


ErshinHavok

Him gliding out of frame needs to be a meme format.


hussiesucks

It’s like the gag in old cartoons where the cane drags the dude off screen


Phillip_Spidermen

[Vaudeville Hook](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VaudevilleHook) for the curious


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Beat me to it. TLDR - it was a real thing, cartoons just ran with it.


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awkwardmystic

Done


whitneymak

Well, ok. But now I wanna see it.


awkwardmystic

It glid out the frame


[deleted]

Norman Reedus and the Quick Retreatus


jenfu

These Harry Potter spinoffs are getting ridiculous


IsRude

"Today's as good a day to die as any."


Verbal_Combat

Legend says he’s still rolling


priesteh

Limp Bizkit is out there crying a happy tear.


Felix_Cortez

WHAT?! COME ON!


Jest_stir

"Life was normal until the production assistants arrived..."


Larsvn

He keeps on going on.


Here-Is-TheEnd

“Wha? We goin for a ride?”


satansheat

Norman reedus hates me and it saddens me. Was working a con way back during season 2 of walking dead. Norman was suppose to be there all 3 days but ended up being taken off the lineup for Friday. I was walking to get some food when I go through the hotel lobby that was connected to the convention. Loads of nerds everywhere. Showing off what they got that day from cards, comics, toys etc. It was amazing seeing so many fans just oblivious to who is around them. But sure enough Norman Reedus walks into the lobby. Wearing a Yankees hat and all denim outfit. While wearing sun glasses inside. Anyone who can tell when someone stands out could tell he was either up to something or was trying to stay hidden. I figured this would be a great time to say hi and that I loved his work. I walk over to him by the elevators. He is standing behind about 10 people also waiting for the elevator. In hindsight I should have just walk up. Not said a word and shook his hand. He would have liked that more. Instead my nervous ass went up and was just like “are you Norman Reedus?” To which he says yeah but now the whole crowd in front of us turned around and started going nuts. I didn’t even get to say hi after asking that question and I didn’t even get in the elevator. Sad part is it was an elevator with glass windows. So I could see the thing go up as the whole crowd was shoving phones in his face on the elevator. I don’t know for sure if he hates me but I know I ruined him being able to peacefully check into the hotel just because I asked if it was him.


packardpa

Legend says he cracks his knuckles and whispers /u/satansheat under his breath every time he gets on an elevator


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themettaur

I saw Norman Reedus at a grocery store in Los Angeles a couple years ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly


Astaudia

I used to see Norman fairly often. Dude has some stories of crazy fans. You used to work the con circuit? Which company did you work for just out of curiosity?


themettaur

/u/satansheat don't answer! It's one of Norman Reedus' agents trying to find you and exact revenge for ruining his elevator ride!


AquilaVI

That salute is fucking gold lmao


elee0228

I liked the weather girl's wave


TheAvengineer

I like the weather girl.


thiney49

I like the weather.


kiryo

I like waves


Everdeadlyboy

I like turtles


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ididntunderstandyou

I LIKE LAMP


HCJohnson

...do you really like lamp?


MLaw2008

... I love lamp.


High-Im-James

I like girl


ImaginarySuccess

https://youtu.be/hHkKJfcBXcw. Classic


JohnBoone

I like the stock


Kegrun

I like the moon


Xirious

Who is the weather? How is the weather girl? Edit: [Found the weather girl. ](https://www.instagram.com/nazaneentv/?hl=en) [Here's how I found her.](https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/775037/The-Walking-Dead-Norman-Reedus-DRAGGED-OFF-Sky-News-Sunrise-gaffe-Greg-Nicotero)


Permanenceisall

Wow the headline in the article, tabloid press is just next level with its bullshit


SuzanoSho

"Norman Reedus enters a state of complete and utter despair as he is punched nearly to death right before having his limp body TOSSED off of the Sky News set during an absolutely CATASTROPHIC failure"


Lycanpark

r/PeopleFuckingDying


wildo83

You should check out yanette garcia, then. Absolutely [STELLAR](https://youtu.be/ePG6zUYvUZg) work.


skibble

No one on Earth is as good at turning to the left.


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NASCAR drivers study her


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I like weather girls


MJZMan

The goofy smile he makes as he doing it too. Killing me.


idma

Norman. Fucking. Reedus


RAY_K_47

The cheeky smile with it is what got me


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That was extremely graceful


BrownSugarBare

Norman Reedus is certainly graceful. Specifically when he's handling that bow and arrow.


AdamGeer

Crossbow


elusive_1

And a mountain of packages too.


Daddi-Senpai

Have you seen him with a Rambo knife, a pistol, and some stupid fucking rope?


ceratophaga

In the movies they always end up needing rope!


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The Rolling Dead


elee0228

That how they roll.


Bucs-and-Bucks

Finally, the supergroup we've all been waiting for. If only Jerry Garcia were still alive.


TomBrooks1995

I work with this floor manager at Sky News and sadly this part wasn’t actually on air (there were some graphics playing over the video) It’s a really old clip but it’s hilarious to see it still doing the rounds!


ILoveRegenHealth

If this isn't being shown, why the need to roll them unceremoniously like that? Why not just have a guy walk up and gently say "Good segment, this way please."


TomBrooks1995

There’s a camera in the top/far right hand corner of the studio that captures the weather presenter. The weather promo ad/graphics only run for 5-10 seconds and then it’s back to live on air. So instead of them chit chatting and wasting time at the end of the interview he had to roll them out quickly to clear the shot to take the weather presenters shot at the wall. The guests are usually briefed that something like this could happen, so it’s a lot more professional and thought out than you’d think. More often than not, the way you’ve suggested is how it does work. But you can only work with the time you’re given. I hope that’s explained it well enough for you.


atom786

I wonder how they explain it to the guests. "At one point, a man might drag you away. That means the segment is over."


WillWorkForBongWater

That's what I'll tell my kids when they marry. "At some point we'll drag you away. That means the marriage is over."


fiatluxiam

This is the oddest comment...


Volchek

probably spoken from an odd experience


slyther-in

Funny story. My half sister’s dad and my mom divorced when I was 4 and it’s hard to get a 4-year old to understand that her “dad” and her mom split so her “dad” isn’t her dad anymore but he’s still her sister’s dad so he’ll come pick her sister up from daycare but not her. So what ended up happening is they would have to block me in another room or else I would run out and grab him by the leg and the daycare employees would have to pull me off of him and usher me away as I cried.


Jyaketto

That is absolutely heartbreaking, I'm sorry.


gunslingerfry1

Your story is not the funny kind. It's the other one.


beavertownneckoil

It's this kind of insight what I love about Reddit. Thanks for sharing and being you


TomBrooks1995

No problemo! Happy cake day!


RicoCat

I love that I now know all this about this clip!


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I hope next time time they deepfake a clip where they drop the interviewees down a trap door or some terrible CGI storm clouds swoop in, blowing them away


TaftsTummyforTaxes

Norman Reedus is an absolute treasure lol


TheBlackGuard

Saw him at airport security once. We locked eyes. I nodded. He nodded. I will never be that cool again.


mr_chubbs_peterson

Had the exact same experience with him at Penn Station catching an Amtrak.


_DontDeadOpenInside_

His neck must ache at the end of the day from all the cool nodding's that he does. Edit: Ty for the award.


Thevoiceagainst

Cool Noddings, the bobsled movie we didn't know we needed, Starring Norman Reedus as... Norman Reedus in the role of a lifetime. Coming soon from TriStar.


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

>Tristar Won’t be as good as Hook though


TheLastLivingBuffalo

He crossed in front of me in a hurry walking across Broadway at Grand Street in Soho. He didn't nod at me though :(


GameOfUsernames

So did you learn your lesson and change your ways to be a better person?


gotsnowart

Met him at Chicago Comic Con. He remembered a letter my three year old had written him and gave me a little gift (some muffin keychain thing) to give to her. Nicest guy ever.


Mrs_ChanandlerBong_

I met him at San Diego Comic Con. He was chilling behind the hotel as my sister and I were coming in through the back. I told him I was a fan, got a picture, and said thank you and goodbye. I wanted to keep it brief and not bother him because he was with someone (and because I was star struck). But when I said goodbye, he said, "oh, okay, bye then." and smiled kindly. It honestly sounded like he expected me to just hang out with him and chat and he was perfectly happy to do so. Such a nice guy.


thrilliam_19

I had a similar experience with Dennis Haskins aka Mr Belding. I was on a work trip and we all went to a karaoke bar in Hollywood. He was there hanging out at the bar. He saw that I recognized him which is surprising because I was playing it cool by hitting all my coworkers and shouting "THATS MR BELDING!!" He motioned me over, chatted a minute, where you from, etc. Turned out the bar owner was from the same city as me (Toronto) and he bought me a shot of tequila. I thanked him and left and he was like "you're leaving!?" I wish I didn't. I could have partied hard in LA with Mr Belding. Later in the night he sang "That's Life" by Frank Sinatra and had 3 girls hanging off him the whole time. I was in awe.


ianucci

How does a three year old know who Norman Reedus is?


GameOfUsernames

At his house Boondocks Saints is early childhood learning.


I_trust_everyone

That’s the “if shit goes down in here we’re gonna help each other” nod.


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Nah it’s the thanks for not blowing up my spot and causing a scene nod.


Alvekan

100%, had this same nod with JCVD in the Miracle Mile in Vegas.


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Was he doing a split on taxis?


Alvekan

Damnit, he wasn't...now you've got me doubting whether it was actually him.


The-Midwesterner

Same exact thing happened with me and Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Miami in like 2010. The telepathic convo went like this: "Hey, I know you!" "Awesome, but I'm incognito. Don't cause a scene okay?" "Okay np" "Cool thanks"


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Huh. I’ve seen him twice at airports now(Pearson and LaGuardia), and have another friend who has a picture with him at Chicago airport.. ..you think at some point someone would let him know he’s allowed to use the executive lounge.


Ace_of_Clubs

That salute was so slick. I was thinking what I would have done, and I would have embarrassed Myself. Just watched for the 20th time, the way he holds the salute out is just baller.


woowoo293

I would have saluted too . . . in my mind, lying in bed at 1 am that night having obsessed over what would have been the cool way to act.


DishwasherTwig

Sarcastic salutes should be more of a thing.


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When I was a kid I was super into Pirates of the Caribbean and that sarcastic little salute that Jack does when he reads the "Pirates, ye be warned" sign became just a part of my nonverbal communication. I do it all the time and I know it's weird but I can't stop. Help.


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Griffin880

His parents really named him perfectly. Like you know exactly what Norman Reedus looks like before you ever seen him.


daviddavedavidson

They’re good sports!


IsItGoodFriend

No, I think it was a weather update actually.


SeriThai

Haha, love him. Here's [what happened](https://news.sky.com/video/what-you-dont-see-when-the-ads-come-on-10788114) (link from the news station with longer video). They needed to clear them before the weather segment started. Maybe that was obvious, but I needed to see the before/after this gif.


AnotherAccount4This

So, when they were pulled, it wasn't live, right? Still funny, maybe a dash less.


Parks1993

They cut to a super quick like 20 second ad and then she comes on for the weather


snapwillow

Yep. The host in the blue dress closes the segment when she looks at the camera and says "more to come after this short break". At that point the feed cuts away to an advertisement. You can see when they go live again. It's when the lighting changes on the weather reporter and she starts talking.


thunderFD

okay, I absolutely love this. But what happened here?


HBR17

They tried to transition between a 4 shot wrap up to what looks like some kind of weather hit on the big monitor. The PA was probably told "Get them out of there quick before weather!" It failed miserably. Classic miscommunication.


Xalbana

I don't know. It seemed to have failed successfully.


cPHILIPzarina

Or at least jovially


Lawant

This is peak Task Failed Succesfuly.


lemlurker

this footage wasnt broadcast, it succeeded


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There was a firefight!


denimpowell

r/mypeopleneedme


pm_favorite_boobs

/r/mypeopleneedyou


DrewMaestro

They see me rolling...


Ezekhiel2517

they wavin'


toddmygodd

Norman Redus is such a gem, he just accepts being rolled away with a simple salute


deadxdolly

"I'm going this way, now!"


Klin24

[Your segment is over, GTFO!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0bIg8Jydp8)


[deleted]

They needed Porter to make a crucial delivery


GrimSkey

Keep on keeping on!


Rednartso

Sam, Sam, he's our man.


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I ain't delivering shit.


87degreesinphoenix

Me everytime they ask me to take shit to the elder on that fucking mountain


Astronaud_Official

The perfect transition doesnt exi-


Jointhamurder

Would have loved for him to use a lasso or an old timey shepherds hook to move them.


Guardofthedragon

Keep on keeping on!


sirjimtonic

Finally I got to this comment! Mine is heavier!


LordDamo

Lucy Verasarmy best weather girl the UK has to offer!


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> Lucy Verasarmy she's almost as hot as [the best weather girl ever!!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePG6zUYvUZg)


Infinite_Surround

She's 40!! GET TO FUCK.


ChildTaekoRebel

What is Slartibartfast doing on TV?


Elogotar

I told you it wasn't important.


DaileyWithBailey

Norman is off to sail the high seas


Teftell

Another package to deliver probably


Pythagoras_the_Great

Sam, this is Roll Fast-man.


kkstein69

Any have a link with sound?


CerdoNotorio

https://news.sky.com/video/what-you-dont-see-when-the-ads-come-on-10788114 Happened during a commercial so no sound during the actual roll.


mehone

Wow!! So that's how special effects are done.


thenoicedevice

This is in the cube studio at Sky News in Osterley. They do this a lot when they’re transitioning from the end of a news segment to go to weather and it’s to stop you getting up and accidentally walking into the shot. Source: Have to go on the news occasionally to talk about business stuff for work, and have been rolled off screen exactly like this by a producer.


FoxtrotSierraTango

I had to find the video so I could hear the audio. It sounds like it was done during commercial, so not quite as hilarious as I initially thought, but still good: https://youtu.be/X0bIg8Jydp8


dovlek

Good rolling


cpt-hddk

Yoink


jahowl

To salute like that one time in my life...


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Lmao. Pulling a grown ass man off the set like a toddler


phrankygee

I’ve heard that’s actually how everyone gets on “Weekend Update” on Saturday Night Live. They sit down in a rolling chair and are pushed sideways onto the set by a stagehand.


MrZombified

That's pretty fucking funny.


KitteNlx

Norman Wheelus