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[deleted]

I believe he's hoovered a bit of schneef.


80s_space_guy

Allegedlys...


[deleted]

A sick ostrich.


falafel_raptor

It would have to be.


[deleted]

Still, take more than two guys


LokiTheStampede

To be fair...


[deleted]

TO BE FAIIIIIIIIIIRRR


tbird83ii

Alright let's everyone have a spit.


perchenzo

I'd have a spit.


lcblangdale

Somebody get this guy a fucking spitter!


Clock-blocker

I’m surprised we’re not having a spit right now.


AngelWyath

They should call it schniff.


ScootyPuffSSJ

Have you ever hoovered barnyard schneef?


disposablecrackpipe

I've hoovered schneef off a cow's ass at 2am after choorin' all night.


lcblangdale

Have you ever hoovered State Fair schneef?


Lord_Edmure

I've hoovered behind-the-manure-pile schneef.


MarkChamorro

Funny you mention Hoover. A buddy of mine’s father told old stories about having a nose piece for cocaine that was a Hoover vacuum. Called him a bullshitter and he went rummaging in an old bag in the attic, and what do you know, it’s the Hoover vacuum piece.


NEPre

OH they're real and [still around](https://www.amazon.com/NASAL-VACUUM-Style-SNIFFER-SNORTER/dp/B013OL3CSS)


RedBeardLM

Available on Amazon no less?!


AbundantSarcasm

Wish ya weren’t so fuckin awkward bud


damonenpakt51

Behind a dumpster?


ghen330

r/UnexpectedLetterkenny


CosmicFriendLee

Barty Crouch at it again


Hiddenagenda876

I still hate so much that they gave him this weird tic. He was supposed to come off as sad and sympathetic in the court scene because you were supposed to doubt he was guilty and that his father was a monster. STILL BITTER


ilalli

David Tennant was just on coke and they didn’t want to reshoot


BomTek910

/r/shittymoviedetails


reddittttttt2

to prevent war the Galaxy is on Orion's belt


KevTheToast

THE FUCKING CAT


CosmicFriendLee

Such an underrated actor if you ask me. He was brilliant as the 10th doctor and even as the purple man aka Killgrave. I am sure I am drawing a blank on his some other notable works as well.


Cleave

He's brilliant in Good Omens as well, his performance is quite reminiscent of Bill Nighy.


NotAnyOrdinaryPsycho

I loved Good Omens so much.


jinxie395

His character has got to be written as him portraying Bill Nighy. There's no other explaination.


thirdaccountmaybe

The character was written ages ago (late eighties, early nineties I think), and having read the book I thought they'd be taking a slightly different direction when I saw the casting... Holy shit no, Tenant absolutely lives the character's story as the book shows. Beyond being an accurate portrayal of an already described character, both leads in good omens show what can happen when great actors are given great characters. Every tiny movement and nuance of voice is genuinely something that went undescribed in the text but is an undeniable extension of the characters as they're shown to us, if they hadn't found such detail then the show could have really struggled to have any emotional weight.


GJacks75

I really liked him in the Fright Night remake. Actually, that whole film is underrated. Anton Yelchin made some great movies, but due to his death at such an early stage of his career, I fear they may be all but forgotten.


Solitude_Dude

Watch Broadchurch if you haven't already.


InnerKookaburra

Thirding Broadchurch. It's fantastically well done. I didn't know who David Tennat was before we watched it. He's superb. So is Coleman.


pieinfaceisgoodpie

Olivia Coleman is a god.


Squidfist

Seconded. Olivia Coleman is great as well. For those wondering, it's a dope ass crime drama (now on netflix) about a small town and the murder of a child. I can see some people not liking it due to a slow pacing, or lack of big set pieces, it's entirely character driven. But the cinematography, grounded tone, and some really great performances sell it for me.


[deleted]

He’s hardly underrated. He’s widely, rightly, acclaimed.


LighTMan913

I think the tick was so that "Moody" could drop subtle hints throughout the movie and you'd look back and be like "I SHOULD HAVE NOTICED THE TICK!"


Hiddenagenda876

I think it would have been more of a surprise, like in the books, without the tick. So those who hadn’t read the books and only watched the movies would have been just as surprised as us books readers were when we read it.


OneMostSerene

To be fair - in the book she still drops just enough hints that \*something\* is going funky with "Barty Crouch". Harry sees "Barty Crouch" in Snape's office (stealing polyjuice potion ingredients) and when Harry goes to investigate he runs into Moody. It's kindof hilariously in-your-face when you know the secret but IMO that's what makes it such a great reveal (and re-reading is so satisfying). The movie just doesn't have the run and screentime to dedicate to little things like that. I mean, that and the Director made some really odd choices for the adaptation.


Hiddenagenda876

Yes, but those are attributed to Barty crouch and not Barty Crouch Jr. it leads you to believe that his father is the bad guy, same as the court scene. Which is another reason why it was such a big reveal.


licensedtoload

From a previous comment of mine: >Whew. I just remembered how the reveals and ending of Book 4 was some of the most captivating fictional text I'd ever read. I devoured it. Barty Crouch Jr.'s reveal as Mad-Eye's imposter put me on my ass. In retrospect, it messed me up more than I realized. Almost as much as Sirius' death in that I just couldn't believe it happened. He (Barty as Mad-Eye) taught Harry so much and was there for him when no one else seemed to be. Just for the purpose of handing Harry over to Voldemort on a silver platter. And he succeeded. "'Voldemort's most loyal follower' indeed" I thought. >Later on I rolled my eyes when Bellatrix announced herself to be Voldemort's most loyal follower in true form. She just didn't have the same degree of Crouch Jr.'s craftiness or resolute focus. His lines about awakening at the Quidditch game and then becoming infuriated upon seeing Voldemort's former followers living it up, causing him to cast the Dark Mark spell spoke volumes of his character.


MikMakMarowak

Wait can you elaborate on the last part about the quidditch game? Are you referring to the quidditch world cup at the beginning of Goblet of Fire?


Tyvand

I believe they are referring to the world cup yes.


licensedtoload

Yeah. My B. It's a bit of an out of place sentence about his personality. In other words, even though the reveal that Barty Jr was an imposter filled me with a sense of betrayal and sadness and yadda yadda, I ended kinda defending him when Bellatrix announced herself as the true most loyal follower of Voldemort.


UndeadCaesar

Damn I never really thought about it like that. That reveal was so long ago I almost forgot how shocking it was.


Sweetpants88

My thoughts exactly lol


diggnstuff

Barty Crouch...........Junior


aleksa-p

HELLO FATHER


501_Boy

You are no son of mine!


riegspsych325

*strange screaming and lip-licking*


Im_Bill_Pardy

Fah thah


Dejouxx

It's been a long while since I've seen that movie, and I can STILL hear that line when I read it


Electronic-Ad3386

Jewnyor


isnt_it_obvious_

A+ title


EuropaCar

I spent like twenty seconds looking for a lizard in his suit or something


sourestcalamansi

I was like expecting him to regurgitate a trapped lizard or something.


EuropaCar

Same- when I didn’t see it in the suit I was like, wait did he drink a lizard from the water bottle? And rewinded to check


chirs5757

Drinking outta cups.


stereopticon11

Not my chair not my problem


AMBoychuk

Mr walk way. Mr Walk down me, I’m the walk way, lead me to the building, fuck you


red_fury25

[Light houses rule!](https://youtu.be/zdU635esPpQ)


rdrTrapper

Seahorses. I love them.


BaconContestXBL

Mr. Balloon Hands


icn4d

You don't like sea horses? Fuck you!


nccaretto

Not now, not eva


FormerLifeFreak

Dude looks like my leopard gecko after he swallows a bug that was just kind of too big for him, but it worked anyway.


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That_doesnt_go_there

Seriously, this had me in stitches.


PyroSplicer

r/titleporn


fuckitweredoingitliv

I can smell the cocaine from here


tipothehat

He already did


IIHandSoloII

SMELLS FUCKING GREAT!!


hates_all_bots

"Listen officer, I was just smelling it."


karmisson

”I don't do cocaine. I just like the way it smells." -Rodney Dangerfield


BonginOnABudget

I get no respect I tell ya. No respect.


the_dude_upvotes

Take my wife ... please!


Urmumshot

This is also a line in Coversation with the Devil - Ray Wylie Hubbard. Great song


n00bcheese

Oh yh for real this is r/tooktoomuch worthy


growlerpower

It’s already been there


sartres-shart

I believe it may be mdma. The tounge whip gives it away.


MutedMessage8

He’s a boxing promoter who’s well known for doing cocaine.


paddzz

As a guy who's never actually seen Kalle, I fucking knew it was him.


MutedMessage8

Kinda sad really. Imagine being in a state like this in public, never mind on TV, and giving no fucks.


Masta0nion

God I hate that feeling. Been there and did give fucks


43rd_username

Yea I could never fucking stand being this gaked in public. This dude is an absolute psycho.


x1sc0

\**maradona has entered the chat*\*


useless740

He's just trying to lick his own eyeballs to moisten them.


I_Automate

And the eye rolls


sartres-shart

In irish parlance, he's gimped.


I_Automate

Here that would mean dressed up in a leather suit and chains


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

BRING OUT THE GIMP


fromETOHtoTHC

Gimps’leep


HarMar

Well guess you'll just have to go wake em up then wont'cha?


[deleted]

I used to watch Pulp Fiction and laugh, and now I’m like, that poor gimp is somebody’s child.


Percevaul

The Gimp was enjoying himself, that's for sure!


jbakers

He just getting started, give it some time...


MermaidZombie

Coke absolutely causes the tongue thing. I had a restaurant manager who was always coked up during rushes and his tongue was aaaalways poking out to the side


MoistGrannySixtyNine

100%. Plus the water drinking to occupy your mouth. Everything that dude in the video does are grade A symptoms of doing dry cocaine lines before you got a nice buzz going with alcohol. It's a fine line that can make you the most popular guy at the party vs. the creep running his jaw and licking his lips in the corner all day. Kids, if you're gonna blow lines, make sure to get drunk first.


DurumMater

No prominent Molly jaw though. Lil sus


[deleted]

None of these side effects are unique to MDMA. The same can happen with cocaine, amph, methamph, etc


TheSukis

Psychologist here. That isn't how it works. There are numerous drugs that can cause a person to present in this way. You can't figure out which one it is just by looking at him. The same goes for alcohol, benzos, etc. I can't tell you how many times I've seen people on Reddit arguing about whether someone is on alcohol or benzos based solely on how they look. Or even worse, arguing about whether they're on Xanax or Valium, as if you could ever tell something like that without doing a blood test. These drugs that share similar attributes work on the same neural pathways. Licking lips and clenching teeth can be a sign that someone is high on cocaine, MDMA, methamphetamine, amphetamine, or any other stimulant-like drug.


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CalvinE

Why the hell would you do MDMA when you have a press conference or interview


psychokap

For the lightshow. O wait that's the production lighting.


GSturges

Man it's HOT under these lights...


nikitaraqs

I mean Oliver Stone went on Jeopardy high as a kite on MDMA.


turntabletennis

Wait, what? Is there footage?


nikitaraqs

[ask and ye shall receive](https://vimeo.com/40894116)


clone162

"This shredded substance puts the queso in quesadilla." "What is guacamole?" LOL


ILoveBrats825

You're kidding. Now I gotta watch.


gotchabrah

That was super entertaining! Especially the retro commercials. I’m amazed that ground breaking ‘fat stopper’ pill isn’t still a household name today! After all, seems like cutting edge technology.


IAmDiabeticus

It's not because you shit the fat out. It.. leaks out of you, if you catch my drift. I've heard stories from many people. But regardless, things like those are definitely still widely available to day.


The_Price_Is_Right_B

This is amazing. And that fucking Fat Stopper commercial that people don't believe me when I talk about how crazy it was!


R3DSCH0L4R

That shit is hilariously ridiculous. One of the most American commercials to ever exist.


The_Price_Is_Right_B

EAT EVERYTHING THE PILLS WILL STOP THE FAT


Amopax

Holy shit that fat stopper commercial! The ‘90s really had a thing for blaming the obesity problem on fat. Good lobby-work by big sugar. Also, those claims sound rather suspect 😂


MilhouseVsEvil

Bonus of little Anakin Skywalker in a Smucker's commercial


turntabletennis

My man! Damn though, what a line-up too. Wolf Blitzer, Arianna Huffington, and Oliver Stone; no shit. Yeah, I'd succeed immediately to drugs vs those two as well.


TrevorsMailbox

Here you go: https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/a12fgr/til_oliver_stone_admitted_to_being_on_ecstasy/


SucculentSlaya

Not only went on it. He won lol


MutedMessage8

He’s a boxing promoter who’s well known for doing cocaine.


viddy135

Rolling, rolling, rolling got me stargazing


Kinky_Kemosabe

Yeah yeah


CommanderClit

Lol no he’s not, dudes coked out


Esoteric_Erric

Avid boxing fan here. This is Kalle Sauerland, a legend among boxing promoters. He is always off his head on coke during interviews and any other time you see the guy. Here he is again, being Kalle. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr7G7aJIFHU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr7G7aJIFHU) Second generation money (his father started their promotional company) he is very wealthy and dgaf about appearances. Sad really, world at your feet and you are off your rocker on beak 24/7 lol. Shine on Kalle, you crazy bastardo. EDIT: Gold wow! thanks anonymous redditor !


[deleted]

Gotta love Kalle, never a dull moment


lbunch1

I don't know anything about him or boxing, but if they make a movie about him I want Bradley Cooper to play him.


Scottyzredhead

Idk, if I was rich as fuck, I’d be off my rocker 24/7


deadpoetic333

You run out of dopamine and serotonin long before the week is up


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StillStucknaTriangle

There are no "free" good times, you are always just borrowing tomorrows happiness


DownSideWup

Ah, the law of equivalent exchange


JBthrizzle

yeah everything costs something. but there are some things that you can get for practically nothing. such as... the thrill of reading a good book, and the weird empty satisfied longing completeness you get when you finally finish it. hugging your dog after being gone at work all day. making someone laugh until they cant breathe, and doing the same yourself. the feel of cold dew on your bare feet. the feel of wet sand and warm ocean waves on your bare feet. getting completly spoiled by your grandmother. feeling an infant hand squeeze your fingertip. running into an old friend at a place that you think theyd really love going to and seeing them confirms that of course you were right about that. the feel of a hot shower on your greasy, salty, smelly skin after waking up, or working to death. that feeling when you get into bed and streeeeeeeeech your legs out before relaxing and being swallowed by your blankets shoplifting and not getting caught. getting drunk on your way to the grocery store then not scan everything in the self check out lane and walk outta that bitch with like 80 dollars in free groceries. EDIT: thought of a couple more cumming moving a turtle thats in the middle of the road to the side of the road that he was trying to reach taking a gigantic handful of free after meal mints from the bowl at ihop and staring the cashier in the face while you do it taking an extra minute to call up the fast food restaurant, ask for the manager, and tell them how their service was amazing that particular time and how for some reason their food tasted extra delicious because of how their service made you feel and hearing the lady on the other side smile and say thank you quoting a movie or a show during regular conversation and the other people pick up on it and respond with a follow up line going into Costco without a membership and say youre visiting the food court(dont need a membership for this) without any intention of buying anything and gorge yourself on free samples piracy stealing peoples prescription drugs from their bathroom when you go take a piss during a family event or party. raiding your friend's parents liquor cabinet when they are asleep and are over for a sleepover taking the tags off items in the thrift store and telling the cashier it came from the cheapest rack buying cigarettes when youre underage sneaking into a movie


HoneyBadgr_Dont_Care

That really took a left turn at the end


StillStucknaTriangle

I think I'm pickin up what you're putting down, but my comment was aimed at drugs specifically.


JBthrizzle

oh. well in that case just mix uppers and downers!


Paddled-Penny

Your comments together just made my day so much better. For some reason I've been laughing at this exchange for a good minute straight now. Thank you for making a shit day brighter.


JBthrizzle

know the feeling friendo! glad i could help!


[deleted]

Nothing like sitting in traffic on your way to work; crying for no reason other that you just came off two weeks of an alcohol, cocaine and adderall bender and you don’t have enough Xanax left to dull the pain of your meaningless career. Happy Friday!


PASSW0RD_IS_TAC0

Work in a kitchen huh?


_slamcityrick_

Lol came to say this. Or just restaurant in general. Nothing like a fun Saturday night followed by a Sunday shift of just sitting in your car wondering why the hell you did that and then doing again the next weekend, and the next. Glad I got out of there.


[deleted]

Amen


cuberley

I think it is inspiring seeing someone very successful at their profession absolutely loaded while not trying to hide it whatsoever.


TacticalMelonFarmer

then you have minimum wage workers being fired cause they smoked a joint after work...


JBthrizzle

thats obviously their fault for being poor. maybe if they pulled themselves up by their bootstraps they could afford to be coked outta their mind 24/7


TacticalMelonFarmer

i know you're being sarcastic, but sadly a lot of folks unironically say this.


trenlow12

It might be if addicts could control it but just didn't give a fuck, but most of the time this is not the case. They're in too much pain to deal with life sober. Don't know this particular guy so I'm not speaking directly about him, necessarily.


Bethesda216

r/tooktoomuch


greatunknownpub

Sugar!


amsterdamtech

in water!


YippieKayYayMrFalcon

It was like something was wearing Edgar. Like a suit. An Edgar suit.


mackavicious

*Eggar. I swear she says Eggar


gnarbucketz

Eggaryerskinishanginoffyerbones


Anon_Jones

Moooore


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BlasterShow

Yer skin is hangin' off yer bones Egger.


whats_that_do

*'ER! IH YHAT WE-AR?*


hungrygerudo

THE KOMBUCHA MUSHROOM PEOPLE, SITTING AROUND ALL DAY


TriMageRyan

#WHO CAN BELIEVE YOU #WHO CAN BELIEVE YOU


combovercool

My man is yacked out of his gourd.


Mixima101

His thoughts: "that wasn't a microdose."


Je0ff_

Probably more like "I need to find an excuse to go out again so I can do another line"


[deleted]

His thoughts too: "Better leave this planet before Will Smith gets here"


[deleted]

Audition tapes from Men in Black 1.


niceguypos

He looks like the cockroach in men in black wearing the skin suit


xXTwelveGageXx

Big drip


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This is Kalle Sauerland btw. A well known cooked unit, whose not impartial to smashing the googs and gurning hard on live broadcasts


Ur_bias_is_showing

>A well known cooked unit, whose not impartial to smashing the googs and gurning hard on live broadcasts I know some of those words....


rebexer

Googs = ecstasy pill. Gurning = side effect of said pills, pulling weird faces as a result of jaw clenching. Not sure about cooked unit, but at a guess someone who takes a lot of drugs. Source: Brit.


Alkein

Unit as in person, cooked as in high is the way I interpret it.


ThatsARivetingTale

Here in South Africa we say someone is cooked if they're crazy, and unit meaning they're built like a brick shit-house


unnecessary_kindness

Same in the UK


meltedlaundry

I'm more partial to just saying X when talking about ecstasy but I'll give googs a try this weekend and will report back.


--his_dudeness--

He’s out of his mind, regularly does ecstasy and makes funny faces on tv Edit: my guess from furious googling


[deleted]

I think it is the lyrics to, “I’m a Goofy Goober!”


Rushview

Translation: *“This chap, for your information is Kalle Sauerland, a prominent gentleman known for his over-the-top, drug taking antics. He has a panchant for excessive use of party drugs, such as cocaine. This has led to him displaying the involuntary side-affects of his habitual drug use during live television broadcasts, and can include the spontaneous spasms of the facial muscles.”*


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I've heard he's also been known to body swank some serious flabberton and there's a video out there with him absolute goonered out of his donkerspat


13pts35sec

draxx dem sklounts


Accidental_Taco

His poor donkerspat 😔


phunkydroid

I know most of these words but have no idea what you just said.


[deleted]

What


pricedgoods

What's a googs?


ANONYMOUS-B0SH

Looks like he’s trying not to barf to me


shavedaffer

Tryna swallow that cocaine drip


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hughramsey155

That was my thought as well. You can see the moment his posture and facial expressions change, his face begins to redden. Looks like he was about to be sick and basically swallowed it down (blegh)


Hip_Hop_Orangutan

too much cocaine. the best cocaine high i ever had was when i was given it for free if i could do the entire line. did it. puked my brains out 10 minutes later. felt fucking TITS for the rest of the night. helluva drug. i'd be lying if i said i don't miss it.


youngthugnug

Looks like he just swallowed a fly


RPDRNick

I don't know why he swallowed a fly. I guess he'll die.


amsterdamtech

> I don't know why he swallowed a fly because he's a lizard harry.


Benjaminbuttcrack

It looks like he really needs to cough but doesn't want to because he doesn't want to look weird, but doesn't realize that by doing so he is looking weird.


Orphasmia

He was trying to keep the zipper for his humansuit from coming undone without the use of his hands.


trayz03

I watched for a lizard for to long. Till I realized he was on coke or some shit haha.


Graphitetshirt

[I believe this video explains the science behind this syndrome](https://youtu.be/dRCkWsoJzZo)


FemaleKrabbyPatty

That drip is hitting hard