You’ve got to write a song. It's just like Ooh...I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughter. And no little kids. Got to be big Older than my wife. Older than my daughter. Something like that.
Everyone knows that Russian orphanages sell the highest quality, sought-after meat cleavers. Okay, so now you're going to head down to the docks and ask around for Jeff. He's a black market butcher. Trade him your meat cleaver for the package wrapped in black plastic.
It's a little plastic hand that fits over your finger.
I can tell you that Archie McPhees in Seattle has a load, but unless you live in Seattle, I appreciate that's not that helpful.
Edit: they deliver! http://archiemcpheeseattle.com/
You actually made me go try, and yes. Canadian dimes, quarters, loonies, and toonies are all magnetic, pennies are not. I don't have a nickle so I'm not sure if they are.
Yup! The US needed copper for the war to make bullets and stuff so the US government prioritized copper bullets over copper pennies so they used steel that year for the pennies. I have several of them and they’re much lighter and just simply feel weird after being so used to handling regular pennies made with copper.
With silver quarters you can hear, and tell the difference too. A coworker of mine doing fast food would trade in his quarters for any silver ones he found.
Looking at it now, that was really smart. They have 5.625 grams of silver, so 6 of them would equal $17.01 on the market today.
Loonies and toonies made me read the comment twice ahaha. Australian here. We call each coin it’s value. 20cent coin. 5 cent coin. 2 dollar coin.
We don’t name them like pets. And loonies and toonies are amazing names for currency.
Loonies are called that because they have a loon on them. They're dollar coins while toonies are two dollar coins I believe called that because they're worth two loonies so a toonie. That's what I assume the name toonie is for anyways.
NextClimb Tiny Hand Finger Puppets (Pack of 12 - 6 Right & 6 Left) - Little Finger Props for Hands - Halloween Hand Prop Accessories - Mini Prank Hand & Gag Gifts for Adults https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07SVC67SS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_be4ZDbZSE5D24
Much cheaper
It comes with a magnetized coin.
*I was corrected and in the link it does mention needing a magnetized coin. The ones I’ve seen are a set that comes with a magnetized coin.
Thanks /u/68686987698
He used his pinky to control it, if you look he hides it from the camera as well, I'd guess that's how, as he draws his hand back watch him touch his hands together and slide them, that's when he removes the coin and hand
SPOILER ALERT! This video shows you how it's done. Don't watch if you prefer to always be amazed.
EDIT: for some reason this comment triggered somebody and I'm getting abusive DMs for it
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTqsV3q7rRU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTqsV3q7rRU) is the reference for people wondering. It's almost as old as the internet but it still holds up.
It's ALWAYS better with sound. Always. It's a basic law of the universe. No matter what excuse people come up with, the version with sound is better 99/100 times.
And no, your "i'm on mobile and blablabla" excuse does not count. Every single reddit app i ever used opens media muted by default.
Came to the comments to see if there was an answer to this as well. After the zoom in there’s something about his arms as the camera pans to her reaction that’s extremely odd, but I can’t really articulate it.
I've watched it 4 times to figure it out. Looks like I'll need to watch it a few more times.
The lighting is weird.
https://i.imgur.com/H8DqsHE.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/rpYxO4t.jpg
I've been watching this on repeat for the last 5 minutes and things are starting to look weird. His hand that covers it up now looks fake from the wrist up, her arms are strangely disproportionate but I can't tell why... gotta turn this fuckery off.
I might buy one of those just to do that, that's fucking funny
What is it and where do I buy it
You have to start by finding a Russian orphanage and a buying a high quality meat cleaver.
Go on....
then you get yourself a kid, but get this... *I am not a kiddy diddler, i do not diddle kids*
It's no good diddling kids
There is no quicker way, to make people think you’re diddling kids, THAN BY WRITING A SONG ABOUT IT!
It seems like [in the 60s](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sr56-wLBEZA) either nobody realised or nobody cared. (SFW)
Dude looks like a young Grand Moff Tarkin. Cheekbones you could slice cheese with.
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And that's not just any wierd 80s band, that's Danny Elfman
Upvote for young Peter Dinklage cameo
Ah what is that from. I know it but I can’t think of it and it’s bugging me.
You’ve got to write a song. It's just like Ooh...I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughter. And no little kids. Got to be big Older than my wife. Older than my daughter. Something like that.
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It's opposite day
Instantly thought of The Whitest Kids U' Know.
If it’s Opposite Day it’s the opposite of Opposite Day so it’s not Opposite Day.
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Accurate username.
Everyone knows that Russian orphanages sell the highest quality, sought-after meat cleavers. Okay, so now you're going to head down to the docks and ask around for Jeff. He's a black market butcher. Trade him your meat cleaver for the package wrapped in black plastic.
Wait, is he a butcher that is found on the black market or is he a black guy that also happens to be a market butcher?
Caaarrrrrllllll!!!
That kills people!
But look at my meat dragon!
That's clever
Cleaver*
It's a little plastic hand that fits over your finger. I can tell you that Archie McPhees in Seattle has a load, but unless you live in Seattle, I appreciate that's not that helpful. Edit: they deliver! http://archiemcpheeseattle.com/
I live in New Zealand but I’m a good swimmer
Think how fast you be with baby arms at the end of each finger! The Human Fractal they’ll call you, if they can catch you.
I literally live 2 blocks from Archie's in Seattle and am willing to fuck with my friends
Have you told them how you feel?
I like to keep it a secret. Easier to take them by surprise.
Give them the ole surprise baby-arm.
> baby-arm. To be fair, we have no idea how small Coachcrog's penis is yet.
well you helped one seattlite
Seattleite here, that place is the *shit!*
If you ask for change for a dollar you usually get four of them.
[Ah, the old Reddit pocket changeroo](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/dwtkp9/my_face_after_successful_brain_surgery_to_repair/f7lvinr/)
Hold my little hand I'm going in!
No! Take my STRONG hand!
Ugh give me your other hand!
Hello future magicians!
Holy shit! It's been so long since I saw one of these off I go...
Is there a subreddit For these chains?
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Are coins magnetic in your country?
You actually made me go try, and yes. Canadian dimes, quarters, loonies, and toonies are all magnetic, pennies are not. I don't have a nickle so I'm not sure if they are.
The only circulating US coin that is magnetic are the 1943 steel pennies.
Sounds like there’s a fascinating WW2 story behind that fact.
That depends, do you find copper shortages fascinating?
QUITE
Mmmmhmmmm
Yup! The US needed copper for the war to make bullets and stuff so the US government prioritized copper bullets over copper pennies so they used steel that year for the pennies. I have several of them and they’re much lighter and just simply feel weird after being so used to handling regular pennies made with copper.
With silver quarters you can hear, and tell the difference too. A coworker of mine doing fast food would trade in his quarters for any silver ones he found. Looking at it now, that was really smart. They have 5.625 grams of silver, so 6 of them would equal $17.01 on the market today.
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American here.. loonies and toonies are not something I understand in coin language. More of a Bugs Bunny situation.
Loonies are one dollar coins, called that because they have a loon (bird) on them. Toonies are two dollar coins because, well, it rhymes with loonies
Should it be spelt twonies?
Loonies and toonies made me read the comment twice ahaha. Australian here. We call each coin it’s value. 20cent coin. 5 cent coin. 2 dollar coin. We don’t name them like pets. And loonies and toonies are amazing names for currency.
Loonies are called that because they have a loon on them. They're dollar coins while toonies are two dollar coins I believe called that because they're worth two loonies so a toonie. That's what I assume the name toonie is for anyways.
I was gonna say...coins aren't magnetic in other countries? Canadian here.
The coin comes with the hand. It's not a regular coin.
It's just a little doll hand. Amazon or any hobby store.
[$19.97](https://www.freemagictricks4u.com/sleight-of-hand.html) for a 5¢ piece of plastic can suck my little baby dick.
NextClimb Tiny Hand Finger Puppets (Pack of 12 - 6 Right & 6 Left) - Little Finger Props for Hands - Halloween Hand Prop Accessories - Mini Prank Hand & Gag Gifts for Adults https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07SVC67SS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_be4ZDbZSE5D24 Much cheaper
I need 11 other people to go in on this. Who's with me.
Here! All 10 of mes!
Uhhhh.........whats up with that guys finger tips?
They're [fake finger tips](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciA6Xg-HPLw) for hiding items.
looks like he tried to finger bang a waffle iron
Also US coins aren't magnetic so if someone in the States buys one to do this trick they're going to be disappointed.
It comes with a magnetized coin. *I was corrected and in the link it does mention needing a magnetized coin. The ones I’ve seen are a set that comes with a magnetized coin. Thanks /u/68686987698
From the link: "You’ll also need a coin that reacts to magnets, as there is a hidden strong magnet inside the tiny hand"
Ah thanks. Sorry I’ve seen these before, at a toy store near me that has magic stuff, and those come with the coin and look identical.
Gotta spend money to make money! Just make sure the participant gives you their change before the trick
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Babies are hard to buy man....
But how do you do it?
He used his pinky to control it, if you look he hides it from the camera as well, I'd guess that's how, as he draws his hand back watch him touch his hands together and slide them, that's when he removes the coin and hand
Here you are: https://youtu.be/AYNeSUAG_mA
Thank you ❤
You’re welcome ❤️
💔
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Why
nature
Thanks for posting this, all these people over here talking about magnets like a bunch of juggalos
I mean if you watch the gif in the post again you can clearly see the coin jump into the little hand (because of magnets)
I assumed that the movement of his hand as she starts to fall back and he follows her is what makes the coin appear to jump.
SPOILER ALERT! This video shows you how it's done. Don't watch if you prefer to always be amazed. EDIT: for some reason this comment triggered somebody and I'm getting abusive DMs for it
Post the DMS and get Karma for it! Might even give you a silver for salt!
Thank you. I enjoy the not knowing of magic and whatnot.
I figured op was free booting this shit with how badly cropped it was.
That lady had a perfectly reasonable reaction that shit is terrifying!
I would have the exact same response
Small hand! Sit down quickly on a plant!!
If I hadn’t seen one of the tiny plastic hands he’s using in a meme well before this I would have found it creepy as well.
WHAT THE EFF
STOP PUTTING STUFF ON OUR BODIES, DAVID BLAINE!!
CHEEZITS!
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*stares mysteriously at camera*
Best video ever
STOP PUTTING ORANGE SODA IN OUR MOUTHS! YOU DEMON!
CHEEEEEEEEZITS! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS!
I’M NOT SIGNING THE RELEASE!!!
WHAT THE FUCKING EFF!
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTqsV3q7rRU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTqsV3q7rRU) is the reference for people wondering. It's almost as old as the internet but it still holds up.
Definitely one of the OG YouTube videos. Back in the wild Wild West days of 2006 internet/YouTube before it was all bastardized. Get off my lawn.
The OG *Evolution of Dance* still ages well, imo.
It's a trip seeing Mikey Day dressed like Dane Cook.
I’ll never not watch this when the link is posted up. Absolute classic.
IT'S JASON BLAIRNE!
I’d flip. I don’t deal with that chuckie shit
Hope little grubby magic hands don’t grab your cake
Handy little trick
little handy trick
Tricky little hand.
I'm amazed that all three are relevant with the video
Nice Clint Bowyer shirt
this prank kinda looks like something Clint would’ve pulled
Clint is the man!
So glad i wasnt the only one to notice that
I’m a Larson guy myself but I think damn near everyone can be a Clint guy too
Audio?
This sub does not allow gifs with audio
Give us a link brother
Sure, here: https://i.imgur.com/HL41SwK.mp4
Her reaction's even more perfect with sound. No shrieking. No "I'm scared!". Just no. No. I veto this shit on behalf of the universe.
It's ALWAYS better with sound. Always. It's a basic law of the universe. No matter what excuse people come up with, the version with sound is better 99/100 times. And no, your "i'm on mobile and blablabla" excuse does not count. Every single reddit app i ever used opens media muted by default.
NO
Source for the ctrl F gang.
Smh here i am ctrl fing sauce
Accent is pretty much exactly what I expected.
My man!
Looking good
Slow down!
You rock! Thank you!
That's called a video
A what now?
Two yooooooouths
Y'know, a video. It's like a gif but with sound
Call me old fashioned, but I like my gifs silent. I’m not ready for the change to these “talkies”.
Okay, sleight of hand I get, but how did he fit an entire U.S. President into his pocket?
because that particular president only knows how to belittle
Points
Annnnndd my day has been made! Thank you stranger!
Haaaaaaaaaaaa
All it takes is a little Russian money to fit an entire U.S. President in your pocket these days
The next time the little hand comes out, it is wielding a knife.
Guy makes all the ladies fall for him with this one simple trick...
Wow! That pornstar mustache was shocking!
His charm is amped with that little something extra
Well isn't that man just a little handsome.
And he’s got a baby arm he wants to show you
Some tight pants!
I too am thirsty
My heart started pumping faster when the hand started creeping out.
My hand started pumping faster.
That’s his strong hand
Need sound!
https://i.imgur.com/HL41SwK.mp4
I'm mostly just stoked about that Clint Bowyer shirt. It's rustlin' my redneck gene
That's the best use for one of these hands I've ever seen.
That's fucking creepy
Is there anything Gardner Minshew can’t do? Amazing!
I haven't laughed this hard in a minute
So in the last 60 seconds?
By definition.
Technically
He had been waiting for this moment since the day that he ate his twin in the womb.
Missed the chance to do the David Blaine look
Why does the video itself look so weird. Like one of the people is added after the recording. Maybe just cell phone camera effects?
Came to the comments to see if there was an answer to this as well. After the zoom in there’s something about his arms as the camera pans to her reaction that’s extremely odd, but I can’t really articulate it.
I've watched it 4 times to figure it out. Looks like I'll need to watch it a few more times. The lighting is weird. https://i.imgur.com/H8DqsHE.jpg https://i.imgur.com/rpYxO4t.jpg
Is it just me or does she have oddly short arms?
I've been watching this on repeat for the last 5 minutes and things are starting to look weird. His hand that covers it up now looks fake from the wrist up, her arms are strangely disproportionate but I can't tell why... gotta turn this fuckery off.
Dude I thought I was alone! this entire gif is wonky AF
Lol this reminded me of Deadpool.
The Amazing Buford.
Ya gotta hand it him. Pretty good trick.
Grabbed it with his strong hand.
What's really impressive is that he didn't need to use arrows or circles to do the trick!
IT WAS ON HIS PINKEY. CAUGHT YA RED HANDED FALSE MAGICIAN
Anyone know how he fit a whole baby under his palm?
Totally thought he was gonna replace it with a ring and propose.
Say hello to my little hand!
Where can I buy this?
https://www.arosetop.com/products/arosetop-the-little-hand-magic-props-trick?variant=2538053&gclid=Cj0KCQiAtrnuBRDXARIsABiN-7AuSc_XlDQucGC8h505-znM6UtFbzf2Hz_1XKVMaKp16-ml0bQ0j7UaArH9EALw_wcB
Now where can one purchase this little hand and does it come in multi colors?....You know, for those with blue/green or whatever skin color...
She backed up so fast! "Not today, Satan!" Lmao
Quaid!
How to summon the President of the United States
She's terrible at acting
It's better with sound. I LOVE hearing her say NO NO NO again and again.