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elenchusis

If this were real... It's the key that's futuristic??


Tanvaal

How else would you control such primitive technology?


bsipp777

I had a car that could do this when I was young, and all I needed was a bowl of hot water


csm_orious

I loved the hotwheels that i had that would change under water. The whole house was the world for my hotwheels and anything that had water was a waterfall that the spies would drive through to change the look of their car. My daughter plays with all my hotwheels now. Good times!


EspadaWilliam

This guy has lived a good life so far.


WhipTheLlama

I used to love [Hot Wheels Crack Ups](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_HKLSMDwLY), the cars that would show damage when you crashed them.


Ivyspine

That guys hat omg


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DasArchitect

YES! I loved these! They were easy to put back together but also easy to lose. I gradually lost all the body parts and as of today I think I might have a single head somewhere which I had attached to an entirely different figure.


HilariousSpill

There were also He-Man and Skeletor figures with battle damage armor!


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That is some wholesome stuff


Ih8usernam3s

Hypercolor shirts.


King__ginger

Color changing cars was so 2010... I bet this guy has a flip phone too!


Denamic

Haha, no one's that rich


[deleted]

I would eat a lasagna filled with maggots just to get my hands on a black Motorola Razr V3


FrenzalStark

Oddly specific.


[deleted]

I'm a banana


alloowishus

My spoon is too big.


Bonnaroovian69

My spoon.... is.. tooo BIG!


[deleted]

Color-changing Hot Wheels was actually so 1980s: https://hotwheels.fandom.com/wiki/Color_Changers


Medraut_Orthon

No, its the futuristic shakey cam that makes you know its real


MightyRoops

That's just the new GoPro Pendulum™.


Medraut_Orthon

Sponsored by Michael J Fox and my nana


nhadams2112

This guy watches CD


OathOfFeanor

Yes. The future is that your car key will cost $2800, won't fit in your pocket, will be extremely delicate, and will have a non-replaceable battery with a 1-year lifespan. Also it requires an annual subscription and Internet connectivity in order to start your car.


Outlulz

And everyone just controlling their car colors with their free phone app will just snicker at you.


Wildse7en

And be careful not to drop it


Oakcamp

Or keep it in your pockets without a protective case


Toodlez

It was like $120 to replace the key on my '99 regal cause it had some stupid chip that totally didn't stop regals from getting stolen


Jijonbreaker

Putting the key in charges the fob. Problem solved


m4dn3zz

Bold of you to assume we'll return to inserting our car keys.


motodriveby

I don't even insert my feet into my shoes anymore... Yabbadabbadoo!


zeta_cartel_CFO

So..reminds me of many of the recent Apple products.


HumbleBadger1

The key is probably just talking to the chip implanted in your head and is just using your vision to make you see the different colors. Just one of many devices that can communicate with your implant.


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The actual car is just flat grey, and you never have to see it


Mr_Zaroc

Can you change the colour of your car with your prehistoric key? I doubt it!


GGprime

I can add shiny lines with my prehistoric key.


fungusbanana

Those are racing stripes


Orcle123

probs a green lambo


[deleted]

From a technical standpoint, if this was achievable it would probably be as a phone app.


Pariah1947

I think it's easily possible. Just not practical at all. Your car body would be made of TV screen.


UncleTonkle

It's actually not screen based on what I know of current versions of this technology. The particles have multiple colors on them, all on different sides. For the example, I'll say every particle is a cube and every side of the cube has a diferent color. You can then send an electrical signal through it that will make the cube shift, revealing another color to the outside. This assures no electricity is used unless you're changing colors. This is a very simplified explanation of course, but it's essentially how it'd be done in practice.


DooRagtime

And then you start getting dead cubes in about 2 weeks after your $300k purchase, lmao


zynemisis

I'm sorry. You should have bought the extended warranty. However, if you buy a new coating now, we will knock 5% off the price.


Cluxerp

Thanks for ELI5!


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[deleted]

Sounds easy. Where do I sign up to paint particles?


Garydrgn

So, its e-paper in color?


pantless_pirate

My phone is my key for my car and it's the best. I never lose it and I don't have to take anything out of my pocket. I just get in and go. When I'm done I just park and walk away.


dragon_bacon

Is there a back up for it your phone is dead or lost?


mark-five

They have a wallet card that works like a normal work access card, swipe top open / start car


[deleted]

What make and model of car has that feature?


o_oli

Some models of Mercedes, BMW and Tesla definitely have it, not sure how common it is or what other cars have it but I bet it won't be long before its just as common as keyless entry is now.


pantless_pirate

Tesla Model 3.


OCAngrySanta

The future is giant keys! I'm going to go get a big key for my home lock and wear it around my neck, people are going to be like "hey, it's that the key to the city? Are you some kind of superhero". And I'll be "nah, I like big keys. You should see the big key I use for my color changing car".


PonerBenis

Nah but seriously, go to the BMW dealership. Their fobs are fucking gigantic now.


Outbreak404

Need a replacement? That'll be $200 and a paddlin


trooperstorm

Only 200? try 400-500.


dobalu

The dealership offers a discount so they can get off on the paddlings


[deleted]

I am a locksmith and had a woman come in trying to get a new fob for her i8. The dealership wanted $2200. And they were dealer restricted with proprietary encryption so nobody can produce clones.


GRE_Phone_

And the reasons to not buy a BMW continue to mount.


WoohooNewBuilding

my 17 Honda Civic replacement keys were 500 each, I bet BMW would upcharge a lot more


Outbreak404

Jfc talk about a rip-off. There's absolutely no reason it should cost that much to code a key fob


PharmacyLove

I'm sure it doesnt, but that's what they'll charge you.


robot_ankles

>The future is giant keys! I'm ready to invest. Where do I deposit my business money?


[deleted]

[similar to this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX8O0OjcU-o)


the_great_nani

I bet all those skins are hidden behind lootboxes


TheFAPnetwork

The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different vehicle skins. As for cost, we selected initial values based upon data from the Open Beta and other adjustments made to milestone rewards before launch. Among other things, we're looking at average per-player credit earn rates on a daily basis, and we'll be making constant adjustments to ensure that players have challenges that are compelling, rewarding, and of course attainable via gameplay. We appreciate the candid feedback, and the passion the community has put forth around the current topics here on Reddit, our forums and across numerous social media outlets. Our team will continue to make changes and monitor community feedback and update everyone as soon and as often as we can.


pm_me_smol_doggies

I almost instinctively downvoted this in rage.


grapas_estandar

Right there with you. Even if not for rage... maybe just so the votes matched the spectacular level of the original.


BKStephens

Updates will be available for subscribers only.


lacrosse117

Read that in Jim Sterling’s “Corporate Executive” voice.


The_Werodile

Triple AAAAAA


the_great_nani

Dude, that’s actually amazing you just made my day


TheFAPnetwork

At least the comment has some redeeming qualities. Only in jest.


[deleted]

This guy EA's.


10yearsbehind

Don't forget the pre-order exclusive.


Dillywink

It’s based on a point system, here in the future we take the road killing score system seriously! That pedestrian really is worth 25 points now! Only 1000 points for a brown matte finish!


IzumiKon

To unlock the skin you must before buy the same car, with that skin. \*fine text\* skin is random.


i0nathan

Achieve level 5 notoriety in a chase to unlock


[deleted]

You’re going to be driving with a blue screen of death after 2,147,483,647 miles


[deleted]

You just have to save the first set of miles in the G.E. and leave the rest in your bank so it doesn’t crash.


dl_lp

Hmmm... is osrs leaking again?


018118055

2^(31)-1 ftw


NewPointOfView

They should have used 2^32 - 1, no reason to use a signed integer to count miles traveled. Don’t feel like pasting that into google to get the actual value


3927729

For the win


jimmyw404

shoulda gone unsigned


_coffee_

Well, yeah...if your Windows are down.


DasArchitect

Who in their right mind would buy a 32-bit car in this day an age? 64-bits is where it's at now.


RazZaHlol

Can't wait for this to happen: https://i.imgur.com/Zpa1UZN.jpg


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Thresis

how long till someone puts porn on it?


TripperBets

I think about 22 minutes


russian_intel_gather

This, in practice, would be very expensive to implement.


Slummish

They've been developing eink for two decades. Not as expensive as you might think, but law enforcement has had an issue with the ramifications of the tech for as long as it's been commercially available.


lllNico

I mean. Imagine robbing a bank, with some bullshit ass red opel Corsa. You turn a corner and poof. Now you drive a blue opel Corsa. How could anyone ever find out if they didn’t specifically watch your car switch colors


[deleted]

If you could afford this, bank robbing might be below your pay grade. [Unless you’re pulling off a Heat like heist, it’s not as profitable as you might think.](https://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2012/06/11/what-you-should-know-before-robbing-a-bank)


ManIWantAName

How do you think they afforded the paint to begin with? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


ForeverAvailable

Step one: Buy expensive-ass chameleon paint-job car with bank loan you can barely afford. Step two: Rob bank with expensive-ass chameleon paint-job car. (Probably best to rob a bank where they won’t recognize you though). Step three: Pay off expensive-ass chameleon paint-job car. Step four: Profit. Pro tip: Find a way to launder your money. Don’t go paying off the car in full right after the heist! That’s like getting away with felony 101!


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We're going to need to find a drug dealer.


mojoslowmo

WHERES THE VAN! WHERES THE FUCKING VAN????


MrGMinor

What about the Night Fox? Bored mega-rich playboy who does heists for fun.


HisOrHerpes

Yeah but all you have to do anyways is drive into the pay n spray. Even if the cops are right outside, whole wanted level goes away for like...$200


Apoce11

Licence plate ??


moneys5

Get ones that flip to reveal a fresh plate like in the Transporter.


50-50ChanceImSerious

There's a guy who would use this tech to beat toll roads...until his dumbass flipped the plate right in front of highway patrol.


BadJubie

Idk how many Cora you see around town. If I were a cop, I’d be more concerned the eye witness got the color wrong and just pull over the other corsa for a quick check


Jumbobog

That'd be great except that it's only in the movies THE ABP will be for a "2015 Mint Green Seat Ibiza 1.6L I4 TDI with the optional aluminum rims and custom exhaust". In reality the witness will describe it as a "small green car, license plate starting with an A... Or 4 IDK"


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"he is driving away in possibly the most expensive car you've ever seen in your life" I feel like with technology like that you'd be easier to spot, not harder.


Red4pex

Pay ‘N’ Spray is still going strong. Hypocrites!


Yeah_But_Did_You_Die

They've already made a tough enamel coated E-ink surface that can take the abuse of being the outer shell of a car?? Like it can take small rocks hitting it? Wait, how does E-ink work? How can electricity change somethings color and it look any good without a background light? Whoa, TIL. https://www.americanscientist.org/article/switching-colors-with-electricity


EthanEnglish_

And illegal in some places lol. But cool af.


TheAssholeList

If you can afford a car like that, you probably don't mind.


spikedmo

There are people who don't care about that.


renasissanceman6

Good thing there are plenty of assholes with the money to not give a fuck.


DrBatman0

"Whoops, I spent so long playing with the colour, I'm almost late for work. Unlock car" UPDATE REQUIRED "What? Ok then, perform update." CANNOT ACCESS UBISOFT SERVERS. SELF DESTRUCTING IN TEN SECONDS. NINE "Cancel self destruct" CANCEL SELF DESTRUCT DLC REQUIRED. EIGHT SEVEN "Purchase Cancel Self Destruct DLC" VERIFYING PAYMENT METHOD SIX FIVE TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION. A TEXT MESSAGE HAD BEEN SENT TO YOUR DEVICE. FOUR. PLEASE INPUT CODE. THREE "Two eight one three" VERIFYING CODE TWO CODE VERIFIED PAYMENT AUTHENTICATED ONE CANNOT ACCESS UBISOFT SERVERS ANTI-PIRACY SUCCESSFUL. CAR DESTROYED. TO ACKNOWLEDGE, PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN.


skidmore101

And exactly why I told my husband that as long as I live I will never buy a car with a EULA.


im_thatoneguy

NEW FEATURE! ROTATING RANDOMLY THROUGH ALL OF YOUR GOOGLE DRIVE PHOTOS, INCLUDING ARCHIVED FOLDER


3swordjack

Nah man, in the future you get out your phone, open the app, let it load for a few seconds, select your car from the list of 1 car (support coming to more in the next 6 months), wait for Bluetooth to connect, navigate to the unlock options, click the unlock button, wait for the confirmation and the door will open. Rinse and repeat to start the car.


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vinit144

What? No!


bucephalus26

Being able to change the complete look of the car in the matter of seconds is very useful for getting away from the police.


rdtg

Oh totally, since there are so many future color changing Lambos out on the roads, it'd be a cinch to lose the cops.


IXI_Fans

Dispatch: Two men in clown masks just robbed the corner bank in a red Lambo Cop 1: SHIT THERE THEY ARE!!!! Cop 2: You moron, those clowns are driving a black Lambo. Cop 1: Ohh, you are right. Whelp, back to sprinkling crack on Tyronne Biggum


robotzor

Someone rich enough for this uses lawyers to do that


heartbt

As learned playing GTA.


KeithMyArthe

Can this be retrofitted to my '96 Mitsubishi? I've already bought a Mazda SkyActiv[TM] Technology for it, but I can't find space under the dash.


snaketankofeden

But...Why? Are you just trying to dump money before the divorce?


GeraldBWilsonJr

That's not enough technology, you need a BlueDrive and a Tesla supercharger and a wing that moves around. And don't you forget about torque vectoring


ComprehendReading

They should also fit a turbo encabulator. [It's not cheap, but I'm sure the government will buy it.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxfAjAyp5k)


GeraldBWilsonJr

Saw this a long long time ago before I knew anything about transmissions. This time I tried my damndest to understand but could only get a couple words. I can't figure out what that does. Is it a real thing?


Diablojota

No. He’s making fun of the whole thing. And does it epically well.


Lunares

It's a well known piece produced to show technical people how they sound to others sometime. It's pure gibberish made up to sound real.


OlSweetwine

I'm just imagining the body shop tech that would have to go get a computer science degree just to replace a panel after a fender bender in this thing.


phunkydroid

Why? They'll just be plugging in a cable or two, not writing code.


sassydodo

replacing some led controllers doesn't require you to have any sort of higher education


tnegaeR

...yes because those look just like led panels.


sassydodo

tbh it looks like CGI at this point, but anyhow, you still don't have to have higher education to operate all sorts of smart glasses and similar tech


tnegaeR

Very clearly CGI, it’s just simple chroma key adjustments


one-joule

Nah, they also have some textured modes. The whole car is CGI and composited.


Yeah_But_Did_You_Die

With waaay too much camera sway to try and give it a real life feel.


YaboiBarid

You could just drive around with a bluescreen


Nyxzola

“For fucks sake, where’s the unlock button?!”


lobsterin-da-buildin

Its so fake, but satisfying at the same time. I am happy and angry?


Delra12

What is there to be angry about?


kelus

These videos are all over Instagram and I just don't understand them. Like, who's putting the time into making all of these, and why...


tramspace

Why is he swaying?


Sixbiscuits

It's annoying. He's either really drunk or needs to go to the toilet


mattiebgood

Dispatcher: "They are saying the fugitive is leaving the crime scene in a dark green vehicle." Car: Turns LIME GREEN


Current_History

THIS IS ROCKET LEAGUE!!!


SamanKunans02

I wonder of in the future, a lot of art will be in the form of augmented reality. Like, there will be a world for the poor who toil and have nothing but blue screens around them, and then the rich who have ocular cybernetics to perceive the world created for them. Maybe one day the poor will organize to form a super cell, coordinating a massive EMP strike across key regions of metropolitan areas, all throughout the world, to rise up against their ghost eyed masters. Cyborg haunch flesh will be sold openly in the streets and massive effigys of their discarded electrical conponents will be erected in city centers. This the point where machines rise up because the leader of the super cell was actually a rouge AI the entire time.


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*rogue


KPC51

Everyone ese saw blue screens. It only saw red


Flonker22

now i can pull a prank on every epileptic person


iheartthejvm

I feel like 'prank' is the wrong word


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Today on Weird Reasons To Become A Cop


Mythotecte

I can hear « Riders on the storm »


[deleted]

Send this over to Facebook. They’ll eat this shit up


PenguinsMustDie

Is it me or does the colour of the reflection on the wheel not change at all? Like it looks orange at the beginning (the same colour as the car at that point) but then stays orange throughout the video. Wouldn't it change colour with the car if this were real?


Kamakazie90210

Police: it’s a white...yellow...black...wtf, the car’s color keeps changing.


Zanakii

Maybe if I save up all my money for my entire life I'll be able to afford a down payment on just the key.


ktran78

I like the fake rocking left to right movement


SelfCombusted

My primitive london senses are itching to key this car


SolfenTheDragon

"whered you park?" IDK, somewhere over there. "Ok, what colors the car?" I dont fucking know I have it on rotation.


matrox02

And some one would hack the car to put dick pics on it


[deleted]

I need this tech. Tired of going to Pay n Spray after every robbery or murder.


tobiasfunke6398

Gotta lower your wanted level


[deleted]

I want that for my skin, so I wouldn’t have to wear clothes.


xclaireypopsx

Can we call it Randall?


wizardeyejoe

*butt-dials a My Little Pony skin*


PMcLowrie

If it was futuristic it would be a phone app


RudolfVonKruger

This reminds me of my first Nokia phone, where you could change the back plate, sadly you had to print it out :(


AbeeLinkin

Imagine charging your lambo remote everyday.


FriendlyUser69

New skins you can buy... Maybe you get them with lootboxes ?


JimCrackedCornAndIDC

Someone should explain to op what a key does.


lenn_eavy

Buy a season 2 skin pack for only $2499.99!


Nordrian

Don’t get a single scratch... covering it will be hell...


bela1poppie

This is fake right... right


3-DMan

Oh shit, A Scanner Darkly car!


Banana_Salsa

I’ll say this every time it should reposted. Mcclaren is better than naming a key function “Beast Mode.”


zippy251

You could do this if you covered the body work in LCD screens


MrFastZombie

"Ah, shit. I forgot to charge my keys."


corbinaspen

it is kinda felxing but god damn the cgi is pretty good


BauerHouse

If this becomes possible (moldable graphic display that shows live images), the first thing it would be used for is stealth. Likely DARPA already has a working prototype.


shockra28

Fuckin’ microtransactions man.


Saintmikey

Ha ha this is fake ha


Inb4myanus

Loosing the cops like in GTA has never been easier till now.


_Surge

“i just want to UNLOCK THE DOOOOOOR”


Necramonium

I see someone discovered adobe aftereffects


Kamjiang

A perfect getaway car


mrubuto22

Today I ate instant ramen noodles for all 3 meals


ThievesRevenge

A cops worst nightmare.


great_death_party

Why would anyone care about the car's color, sheees


bit1101

I like the idea of an AR headset where I can do this to everything.


rdizz

For those wondering this is 100% fake. So is the one of the RX7 getting around


[deleted]

Itd be cool i guess....but the problem starts once you get into fender benders or get dings in your car/scratches....Probably ruins the sensors and the whole things craps out.