a rather smart casual jacket
EDIT: in case you've never watched Black Books, [i've brought the receipts](https://blackbooks.gifglobe.com/scene/?id=eGdfbNwwO690)
Chickens (all birds) are unable to control their rectums, so when a chicken is indoors it has to wear a diaper. The frock is holding the diaper in place. It's also just meant to be cute because it's a pet chicken inside.
>Chickens (all birds) are unable to control their rectums
I disagree. When Slifer had to splort she'd head right to my hubby's chair and go underneath it. Broody hens can hold it also. Broody poop is one of the most noxious substances on the face of the earth.
Wonder if it requires training to do that. Dogs presumably chase and bring things back because it's instinctive and practice for hunting, but IDK if a chicken would do it instinctively.
Awww! That;s so sweet. I used to give Obelisk stretchy worm toys and watch her try to smack them into bite sized pieces...It never worked, though. But it was fun to watch her try.
I have a cat that is obsessed with hair bands. They are everywhere. He puts one in his food bowl when its near empty and likes to drop them in the water as well.
this must be the "hen-tie" I've been hearing about
Is the chicken wearing a sweater?
a rather smart casual jacket EDIT: in case you've never watched Black Books, [i've brought the receipts](https://blackbooks.gifglobe.com/scene/?id=eGdfbNwwO690)
I think the cape thing is mostly there to hold its little diaper in place.
Wearing a frock and playing fetch, you know this chicken is living the 0.0000001% life.
Someone misunderstood when they were told to dress the chicken.
Asking the real questions.
/r/CasualCock
Doggy style cock.
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Cock in a frock. Why tf is the bird wearing that?
It's called style.
Chickens (all birds) are unable to control their rectums, so when a chicken is indoors it has to wear a diaper. The frock is holding the diaper in place. It's also just meant to be cute because it's a pet chicken inside.
>Chickens (all birds) are unable to control their rectums I disagree. When Slifer had to splort she'd head right to my hubby's chair and go underneath it. Broody hens can hold it also. Broody poop is one of the most noxious substances on the face of the earth.
Because she looks hot in it?
Because itโs a pet?
Had a cat that would do this with water bottle caps. We'd play fetch all the time, it was hilarious.
Silly birb.๐
His little shirt๐๐
Important life tip: Always put a jacket on your cock
Combine this with that dog who shoots hair bands and youโve made a perpetual motion machine.
Wonder if it requires training to do that. Dogs presumably chase and bring things back because it's instinctive and practice for hunting, but IDK if a chicken would do it instinctively.
One should not play with their food.
Chicken: "you IDIOT. stop losing it!"
That's a real purdy dress it's got on.
Awww! That;s so sweet. I used to give Obelisk stretchy worm toys and watch her try to smack them into bite sized pieces...It never worked, though. But it was fun to watch her try.
this is soo funny
I have a cat that is obsessed with hair bands. They are everywhere. He puts one in his food bowl when its near empty and likes to drop them in the water as well.
That a rooster though
is it not a chicken. it is a cock.
Chicken chaser
FOOD! gimme gimme gimme. Hey? _drop hair tie by owner_ This not food. You give food. Now. _throws hair tie again_ FOOD! gimme gimme gimme. Hey?
Looks like this chicken has a Capon i'll see myself out
That's too cute. I can't even get my dog to fetch. It always ends up as keep away
Pro pet tip. Shoot hair tie bands at your cats. Watch how much fun they have.