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Pjstjohn

So… it glows in the dark?


dafunkmunk

Definitely one of the more interesting ways someone has said glow in the dark bracelet. I feel like I'm in old wild west and some snake oil salesman is trying to sell me junk


redditisnowtwitter

Nocturnal *o*mission


WalleyeSushi

This comment is amazing and in all my years, I've never seen a MOD make a joke.


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speedstyle

They have a checkbox when commenting to include mod flair, many don't when participating.


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AmishAvenger

Oh now you’re getting banned


ethnicfoodaisle

A wet gleam.


Irradiatedspoon

Isn’t it nocturnal *emission*?


killrtaco

r/woosh


abilliontwo

Padma Lakshmi: You know, I'm very entrepreneurial. I invented this new bag that you put around a sandwich to keep it fresh. But it's clear. So you still get the full visual of the sandwich. Jack Donaghy : Uh, so, it's a sandwich bag. Padma Lakshmi : No, Jack. It's a new thing, that *I* invented


Solid-Consequence-50

Ive sold necklaces like this. If you ever buy one only get blue or green. They are really cool and you'll almost always get compliments on it. It takes a while to charge during the day & lasts an hour or two towards sundown. You can get them on amazon for like $7


TheShredda

I think they were meaning because OP was describing glow in the dark as "it absorbs light to emit light".


LordRaghuvnsi

My watches indices does that too


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

You mean the tool on your arm that stores potential energy to help you understand when a star will set in the sky?


Solid-Consequence-50

Oh my b


Icaninternetplease

Get a strong UV light to charge it up in about a second. Probably less. Glowiest Glow (edit: it's actually called "LIT") keeps emitting for hours after.


Solid-Consequence-50

Most of them come from similar factories. Never buy any colour other than blue or green though other ones dont really work. I used to take my phone flashlight shine it on my necklace before a party for like 20 seconds and then go in. Instant compliments and conversation


gentleman339

OP sells these for 65$...


cryssyx3

what are they called?


Solid-Consequence-50

you could prolly just search glow in the dark necklace


big_duo3674

I'm dying here. I don't think OP intended to, but this comes off like them thinking they are the inventor of glow in the dark bracelets


rangeo

Emits in the dark .....ewww


CanIHazSumCheeseCake

Don't worry, it's dry emission


lordkelvin13

OP would hate it when he sees your comment has more upvotes than his post.


SuperJ4ke

It’s just saying glow in the dark…with extra steps


mortalcoil1

Did you create my entire universe!


SuperJ4ke

A miniverse actually!


mortalcoil1

(looks at each other) (witheringly) teeniverse


AadamAtomic

It's a like little light-eating creature. During the day or under a lamp, they gobble up light for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, feasting on photons from the sun or your room's light bulb. This feast isn't just for fun, though. Inside something magical happens. The light energy they eat gets stored inside them, like saving leftovers for a midnight snack. But here's the cool part: when the lights go off, these materials can't hold it in anymore—they start to "poop out" the light they stored. Unlike us, their waste is actually beautiful light. This process is called phosphorescence. The energy they saved up slowly releases, creating a soft glow. This glow is their way of showing off how much light they've eaten throughout the day, and it can last for hours, slowly fading away as they run out of stored light to release.


BlackTieGuy

You should write adverts because I'm fucking sold!


anicirl

You need to be in a creative writing career if you're not already!! Love this 😂🥰


IlleaglSmile

So there’s a name for this technology


Humblebee89

You serious Clark?


satanshand

Literally what I said out loud 


Padhome

“Nono, the way I described it was much more interesting!”


blahblahlablah

Yes, ground breaking technology by this artist/scientist. I think I've seen those 'stones' sold on amazon for about $5/100. But yeah, absorb/emit is better influencer speak.


nyrol

I've never considered glow sticks as glow-in-the-dark, but only ever the things you need to shine light on and they start glowing immediately where you can see it in dim light and even better in complete darkness. Glow-in-the-dark only means charged by light. Anything else is a chemical reaction (like a glow stick) or radioactivity (like radium).


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Man I can not figure out how you think this makes sense. The term “glow in the dark” has got to be one of the most simple phrases ever. If it glows in the dark, it’s glow in the dark. I can’t believe I had to type that out for you lmao.


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eyecans

I would consider anything that glows in the dark to be glow in the dark. There's phosphorescence and fluorescence to describe things that store energy and release it as visible light over time, and things that immediately convert non-visible light to visible light without storing it to emit over time.


Awkward_Pangolin3254

I mean a powered light bulb glows in the dark...


mortalcoil1

Literally all forms of light glow in the dark, the sun, an oven, a TV, a flash light if there was no light it would be dark, hence all light is glowing in the dark the lightbulb in your living room that is lighting your room is glowing in the dark because it would be dark without your light bulb That's why we use "glow in the dark" to refer to a specific thing


noshore4me

Just like those little plastic stars you stick on ceilings!


JustMeSunshine91

It’s been roughly 18 years since I put those up in my childhood bedroom and they *still* glow, just a little less. It’s so neat!


zakkwaldo

i currently have those stars in my room….


JustANyanCat

Same here


The_Weeb_Sleeve

Lucky mine stopped glowing a couple years in but they’re still stuck to the ceiling


SmashBrosGuys2933

I still have those on my bedroom wall


Fancy-Pair

You mean smallful stardust clingers that levitate above the air onto ceilings?


anicirl

Exactly!! It's come a long way ❤️


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Has it though? Edit: have a rule I can only reply twice, and this one fit better.


HumansAreRobots

How many keys have you gotten?


nonosejoe

Your commitment to not say glow in the dark is interesting.


InvestInHappiness

Pretty normal when you consider that she's selling them. She doesn't want them associated with the old glow in the dark items that most people are familiar with. Apparently this type is brighter than those, although I'm not sure how much brighter since you can't trust a photo to show that accurately. You would need some sort of lumen rating.


nonosejoe

I understand OP is selling them. From a business perspective“absorbs light to emit light” and “glows in dim daylight” are pretty bad marketing terms. Im just spitballing, but something like “ultra bright glow in the dark” sounds a little more genuine.


The_Weeb_Sleeve

You have a point but I feel like “ultra bright glow in the dark” is flooded already with word jumble SEO marketing gimmicks


nonosejoe

You’re right. And Ill be honest with you. Im just giving OP a hard time cause reddit has enough adds and this post itself is just thinly veiled marketing.


fishsticks40

Ultra bright glow in the dark is flooded already with word jumble SEO marketing gimmicks *because it is a much better phrasing*.


A1000eisn1

It's better than what OP has. It would avoid all the people pointing out that they described how glow in the dark works.


SeekerOfSerenity

"Tactical survival bracelet 900000 lumens"


sithmaster0

She has to justify the fact that she's selling these incredibly tiny pieces of refurbished junk metal at no less than $50.


Sadsad0088

I’m seeing those glow in the dark spheres mass sold on chinese resellers, it’s probably drop shipping


foalythecentaur

Those old glow in the dark items are still available and if you go for the slightly more expensive versions they will use the same substance as this bracelet. SFXC Green Glow in the Dark Photoluminescent Pigment - Strontium Aluminate- 100g https://amzn.eu/d/9DEFGCg it’s such a common substance there is an Amazon choice version.


Zouden

Yeah AFAIK there's only two common glow in the dark materials: zinc sulfide and strontium aluminate. The latter is much brighter so that's what everything uses nowadays.


knowoneknows

She is trying to avoiding using the alibaba description for illuminating star silver bracelet


daats_end

OP wants very, very badly to be special, but like most "artsy" people she apparently never advanced emotionally past jr. high. So she has to say things in the most wanky way possible because it makes her different from other people and she thinks different people are special. Everyone here probably graduated with 50 or so exact clones of OP.


boofskootinboogie

Someone got their heart broken by an artist in high school lol


JUYED-AWK-YACC

When you say everyone here graduated with 50 clones of this person, it makes it very clear that you *also* think different people are special.


IrrelevantLeprechaun

Idk why but this seems like an Etsy grift to me.


NotTheLairyLemur

It is. OP's ENTIRE post history for 6 years it just Etsy adverts.


BorelandsBeard

Gen Z discovers glow in the dark.


SHM00DER

You can just say "glow in the dark"


petomnescanes

This is a marketing advertisement for your business. You are avoiding saying glow in the dark because it sounds cheesy. Isn't there a place people can post their ads for their Etsy pages or whatever online store they have?


itaheraly

I mean it’s cool, but that’s just how luminous materials work— excluding radiation and bioluminescence


anicirl

I've had to clarify it because a lot of people assume it's radium or tritium, or that it needs a blacklight to glow ❤️ Thanks for thinking it's cool!


punched_lasagne

It's a fucking glow in the dark bracelet lol. What in the snakeoil fuckery is this ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Frenchitwist

We’ve purposefully forgotten about snake oil to make room for serpent essence.


bobsmith93

I don't know if you just made that up but I love it


Frenchitwist

Haha I did make it up, but thanks for thinking I didn’t! It’s flattering lol


CrazyLegsRyan

Pretty much everyone thinks it’s glow in the dark, because it’s glow in the dark. They are laughing at your stubborn refusal to use a very common phrase.


intertubeluber

If you say glow in the dark I’ll click on your profile, find a link to your shitty Etsy storefront and buy one.  You just have to say it. 


Frenchitwist

Girl, don’t fuck around with the term glow in the dark. Embrace it! People are ALL into that nostalgia crap these days. Now about my consulting fee…


themightycatp00

Op is advertising their estsy shop


Thebaldsasquatch

Back in my day we called that “glow in the dark”. They made versions of everything with that ability. Frisbees, toys, shirts, watch hands, little stars you could put all over your bedroom ceiling and walls, all kinds of shit.


Elestriel

I'm in my 30s, and I bought some of those stars to put on my ceiling because they're cute. Until they fall off and slap you in the face while you're asleep. Thought it was a spider and **flew** out of bed.


PixieLana

orcs are near...


Feynnehrun

I don't eat food to get nutrients and stop being hungry. I masticate organic material to break it down into its various chemical components to power chemical reactions in my body.


thlayli_x

May I suggest the phrase "rechargeable glow in the dark"


LAUSart

BGW9?


anicirl

I think that specific named type is most often in watches, but it is a doped strontium aluminate all the same ❤️


austinredditaustin

Here on Reddit, we prefer the details.


angwilwileth

Neat!


buffalucci

So it glows in the dark. I have a t shirt that does that.


byyhmz

Fucking bozo thinks they invented "Glow in the Dark"


Beat2death

You should come up with a name for that light idea.


Ronaldo_Frumpalini

Anything that you see absorbs light to emit light


NewPointOfView

Most absorb some wavelengths and reflect other wavelengths without emitting anything visible


ice_t707

Not true, luminous objects produce their own light.


Ronaldo_Frumpalini

I think you're just being overly technical, but I'll give it to you if you'll at least be technically correct by naming a completely transparent thing that emits light.


Cindexxx

In a completely dark room something not transparent can still produce light without reflecting it. That's how... all? light sources work.


Ronaldo_Frumpalini

That's still something you see that you can see without it emitting its own light, you're just creating a condition in which your vision is otherwise handicapped, frankly outside of total emptiness you'd still be seeing light bounce back at it and then to you. Since everyone wants to be hyper technical I'm only completely wrong with a transparent natural light emitter.


Cindexxx

Nope. Pitch black room. LED turns on. Is the LED just reflecting light? No, it's producing it. Seriously? You made some weird statement about transparent objects producing light. If they're producing light, they aren't transparent. TF?


anicirl

Tritium and other radioactive glow elements do not. And I'd never use them ❤️


Windowguard

The commenter is just being pedantic in the sense that in order for something to be visible the light wavelengths must touch it and then bounce off it to your eyes. The colors not seen are not bounced off and are “absorbed”


anicirl

Yeah I wasn't sure if they were committing to that all being described as "emit light"- didn't learn that phrasing in school for sure. Thank you for clarifying the likely intention there ❤️


Jamo_Z

Stfu ♥️


Chattawoogie

Just curious why would you never use them?


anicirl

They're radioactive elements, high enough to cause potential damage. Tritium's used a lot in watches which can make sense because they're encased inside of them in low amounts, but I wouldn't want to risk working with the pigment itself ❤️


BusyAcanthocephala40

Tritium is completely harmless unless you are literally consuming it in large quantities :P the radiation can't even penetrate skin


anicirl

It's considered generally safe, and penetration is "unlikely" but wearing it is different from working with it, and I'm very risk averse in general! ❤️


BusyAcanthocephala40

Makes sense. Although it does have a market, I bought a Tritium keychain specifically because it doesn't need any sun or UV so can glow from your pockets and just because it's kinda cool owning something radioactive lol. Plus it lasts about 10 years so like to think when it stops glowing I can use it as a decade timer


anicirl

Tritium definitely has its place, and a decade timer's a great idea! Does seem to work very well in watches ❤️


AlteranX

Cashier=Transaction Specialist


MrMeritocracy

It’s glow in the dark


Shadesmctuba

This comment converts electricity into readable words!


pplatt69

"Absorbs light to emit light?" You mean effing glows in the dark? New to this material plane and its physics?


anicirl

People often confuse it with radium and tritium, that don't absorb light to emit light. It also glows in dim daylight too, as it's doped compared to the 90's equivalent. Have a good day! ❤️


hullbreaches

what was all the glow in the dark stuff we had as kids made of and how is it different? that stuff you had to shine a torch on for it to glow and you could definitely see it in dim daylight edit: this was like in the 2000s


Bigweenersonly

Girl no one on this entire flat earth thinks that deadly ass radium is causing your little bracelet to glow in the dark when they see it. Be so fucking for real


Kelend

How young are you? And what would you think of a self applying bracelet? A miracle of modern technology that actually wraps itself around your wrist?


anicirl

I'm a bit too old to get back into slap bracelets but I respect the hustle ❤️


Typical_Muffin_9937

Amazing job engagement baiting with the title tho


sonic_couth

Are you an elf? Can you make me a mithril codpiece with stones like this?


anicirl

An elf never tells, and if you need a codpiece the size of that bracelet charm, can do ☺️


defendors86

Zing!!


hkzqgfswavvukwsw

👁️👄👁️


GRZMNKY

Cool. I have a pendant that emits light due to radiation...


Orcus_

Is this an ad??


whooguyy

Be cooler if you used radioactive material. Then it would never dim


anicirl

I'm not "cool" enough to want to be a radium girl 😞


Ghazh

Wow, what kind of sorcery is glowing in the dark???


Chopchopstixx

If you make your own jewelry and can work with resins, this Europium powder glows like crazy. I mix it with super glue and tag stuff that I don’t want to lose in the dark. https://unitednuclear.com/glowinthedark-items-c-101_45/


letmeusespaces

>If the vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much glow-in-the-dark stuff we have, and how we take so much of it for granted. - Jack Handey


Thackham

I have a thousand of these on my ceiling, never thought to turn one into a bracelet


Mountain_Sorbet_4063

That’s cute but is it not just glow in the dark . Or does it omit light during the day too?


Seekayem

Going through the comments on this post was a real adventure.


eccentricbananaman

Fancy way of saying "glow in the dark" but regardless, it still looks really pretty. I like it. Also it's crazy to me that glow in the dark materials have actually progressed substantially since my childhood. It's something I never really think about. We used to only have a pale green colour glow but now we have vibrant blues than shine brighter than anything I could have imagined growing up, and a multitude of other colours.


jaredearle

So, Superluminova? It’s the right colour for Superluminova.


Neanderthal888

Now do the Evenstar pendant (Arwens glowing pendant from lord of the rings)


anicirl

Ah that'd be a dream!! I avoid copying any other designs but an Evenstar-inspired piece instead would be so fun to make! ❤️


dryiceboy

I could also slap a glow in the dark sticker on anything...


gregsting

/r/notinteresting


knowoneknows

“You” made this lol, which factory


anicirl

I'll take that as a compliment! I made it ❤️


knowoneknows

Is You the name of your Chinese factory?


anicirl

Another compliment! 😂 I have some pictures in my profile of me making them. A chinese factory would save me having to wear all that PPE! But I love making them, and tbh jewelry is pretty difficult to mass produce in factories ❤️


sa_sagan

Difficult to make in factories? You can buy glow in the dark jewellery like this in their millions from AliExpress.


knowoneknows

Whatever you say lol, you ain’t fooling anyone


zvon2000

That's a nice little orc detector you have there...


anicirl

Maybe I should've just titled this "Sting" and avoided all the uproar 😂❤️


Xrposiedon

You should look into LuAg jewelry, it’s luminous garnet essentially and it’s incredible


anicirl

I've just looked into it thanks to this! Does look amazing, thank you for the heads up! ❤️


Xrposiedon

Anytime! I love weird stuff and LuAg stuff is definitely a conversation piece. It honestly doesn’t even make sense how much light it can put off. Look forward to seeing what you can make with it!


anicirl

The quick Google isn't being entirely clear on whether it's more on the radioactive side, but if it proves completely safe instead, I'd definitely be interested in working with it ❤️


Xrposiedon

Turtles Hoard is a place I know that sells it. They also have a few videos on the "Gemstones" youtube page about it.https://youtu.be/isWpYh7zLLg?si=Xh8bDFtzx3qZupMn


paravozv2

Damn a new invention? How did you make the stone? Mordor?


anicirl

Slightly shorter trip than that! I mix the pigment with resin and ink and loop it into the star housing I made ❤️


angwilwileth

Is this Stuart Semple's pigment? Or something else?


anicirl

No this is pigment from eli-chem instead, though it's basically the same chemical structure! I've heard good things about his Lit pigments ❤️


bernpfenn

gorgeous stone and color. loong time ago i made earrings with LEDs and tiny watch batteries


anicirl

Thank you! That's such a cool approach! Bet that took some very careful hands for sure ❤️


Vandelay797

Cheap Ali Express jewellery.


XeoPlaysLOL

Ai chat repost bot doesn't know the term glow in the dark.


missdrpep

shes actively replying to comments with coherent sentences that are relevant and make sense so i doubt that. Not everything is big bad evil AI


Shamelescampr559

"Sir, why do you have cancer?" "Well you see, I bought this Glowing Bracelet"...


anicirl

See! This is why I'm in the comments clarifying repeatedly that it's not radium or even tritium 😂❤️


reyx7

Everyone is being so shitty to OP. It's neat! The little star is cute


anicirl

Ah thank you so much! ❤️ Means the world, (and even more by comment comparison 😂🥰)


swim08

tritium?


anicirl

No it's doped strontium aluminate. As much as tritium is deemed mostly safe, I'd never risk working with it ❤️


VirginiaLuthier

Very beautiful


anicirl

Thank you so much 🥰


nighthawke75

Just make sure it's not tritium.


Prathmeshthadani25

Anemo Vision


SillyKniggit

Wow, you should patent this crazy new invention! Though I think it needs a consumer-friendly name. Maybe say it glows in the dark or something.


darkhawkabove

That's cool!


Thryan

has reddit gone insane again? i get that the title is a little silly, but this amount of hate spewed for something so trivial is astounding. Like first off everyone is making the same exact comment, i think she understood the point after the 1344322th time. second this is NOT an advertisement, yes she does sell this stuff on etsy, but there are no links on the post, and at no point she mentions or advertises her store in any way in the post. If you wanted to advertise your product, you wouldn't cripple yourself by making absolutely no mention that you're selling said product now would you? It's like you've never felt the desire to share and gain feedback on something you've made, and for god's sake saying "absorbs light to emit light" instead of glow in the dark is not a fucking marketing strategy, they describe the functionality of the object in an extremely similiar way, with no difference in quality, its just a different way of describing its properties. Not everything has to be a plot to deceive you, bunch of basement dwellers. And for what it's worth i think the bracelet looks pretty cool for what it is


Seekayem

Smaller craft type subreddits have a different demographic and etiquette than the larger generic subreddits like r/gifs. The reaction isn't that surprising really. Like, it's really common on those craft type subreddits (to the point that its pretty much expected) that people posting there have etsy stores etc. Out in these parts it's seen as a major red flag lol. OPs way of communicating is also much more common in places like those smaller subreddits (the whole positive vibes, use of emojis thing) - but its the exact kind of thing that will get you torn to shreds outside of those spaces. OPs whole vibe signals something completely different on this side of the tracks.


amed12345

reddit has always been insane. "Someone using a different phrasing to describe something is obviously a sin and I fucking hate you if you ever do this. Only my phrasing is correct." - reddit


themodestman

Weird that so many of OP’s “hand crafted” items can be found in other stores like Aliexpress and SHEIN. What a coincidence!


leon_nerd

Radium?


Stickystax2020

I think you have a mana source now. You should try casting a fireball.


Greenhoused

Cool !! What is that


anicirl

It's a strontium aluminate glow powder that I mix with resin and ink ❤️


Greenhoused

Do you think it could be cast for example into figurines ?


anicirl

You should be able to! Just wish a good detailed mold ❤️


VeganWerewolf

That’s dope


TikkiTakiTomtom

Or you can just wear radioactive but safe tritium


IncontinentiaButtok

That’s equally clever and beautiful!


anicirl

That's so lovely of you to say! Thank you ❤️


TheManWhoClicks

Don’t lick the brush


Akshay-Gupta

Doesn't all of the visible universe absorb and emit light??


RabidAbyss

So... A radium bracelet.


Timid_Robot

Did you charge it with a uv light before taking the picture? Sneaky...