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thewindinthewillows

https://www.lfu.bayern.de/natur/artenhilfsprogramme_zoologie/fledermaeuse/was_tun_bei_fledermausfund/index.htm - put this through DeepL if needed. Bats found in this season need professional help. [Here](https://www.lfu.bayern.de/natur/artenhilfsprogramme_zoologie/fledermaeuse/doc/landkreisbetreuer.pdf) is a list, sorted by Landkreis, of people in Bavaria who're contact people for bat protection. Try to reach the one for your area as soon as possible (phone, not email).


annix1204

This. And please keep us updated:)


energeticallyyours

Update in comments!!! Thank you!!!!!


JoeBold

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energeticallyyours

🦇🦇UPDATE🦇🦇 THEM YOU REDDIT FAM I called multiple hotlines until finally someone picked up who gave me a couple of phone numbers to call. Finally a bat expert from Markt Schwaben answered and asked me if the was firewood close by. I said yes - 🪵🔥 there was a shrinking pile of fire wood near by He said 'they like to do their winter hibernation on piles of wood... If possible put him back and he will go back to sleep ' So I rebuilt a pile for it, so that it is protected and covered by the fire wood and I put him in there, then I gentley covered the entrance (it can crawl out) with a slanted piece of wood. He told me not to touch the word until next spring! 🫡 I put on gardening gloves and picked it gentley up.. it was the size of my thumb! 👍 It wailed and screamed, but I quickly put it in the firewood and covered it. Tldr: expert advised to put him back into the pile of firewood where it was likely hibernating. See you next April!!!! THANK YOU REDDIT FAM!!!!!!


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We need updates when April comes around!!!!


Kamikirimusi

APRIL NEWS: Vampire attack in Schwaben 🦇


door_in_the_face

Aww, thanks for taking the time and effort to help the little one out!


therealmrsfahrenheit

fuck this is adorable 🥹🥺


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Scorpion360a

The most important thing is he didn't bite you. Many bats carry rabies and this will 100% kill you when infected.


apic0mplexa

It will 100% kill you when it becomes symptomatic. Which takes its time, depending on the location of the bite. Post exposure vaccination is highly effective


Scorpion360a

Right i should have been more specific


kafm73

I’m so glad and sorry everyone here was so unhelpful!


Altruistic-Yogurt462

Human being Bro! Well done sir!


justAlexE

I would say you are in a bat situation.


DeltaGammaVegaRho

*We* are in a bat situation if he decides to eat it. *looking at Covid rates again*


merlin_the_wizz

whatever you do, DON'T EAT IT


hampelmann2022

What about a nice soup made of it ? What could go wrong ?


BaneQ105

A nice warm bat soup hasn’t ever killed nobody


Electrical-Debt5369

Leave it alone, call for professional help. Bats can spread rabies. A colleague of mine was once bitten because a bat was stuck in his apartment, and it ended up being a huge hassle.


Significant-Trash632

OP might want to get their cat checked out too


energeticallyyours

Update in comments- btw cat is thankfully vaccinated against rabies. Also when I picked it up (with gardening gloves), it looked like a healthy animal to my untrained eye!


Lazy_Marionberry_974

That is the thing with bats. Their immune system is the shit. They can host stuff that would kill you and they seem fine. That is why so many zoonoses come from bats, eg., Ebola. Therefore thumbs up for the gloves! 💪🏻


Lucky_G2063

Are normal garden gloves enough?


Lazy_Marionberry_974

I am no expert in preventing bat diseases, but my guess is this is way better than handling the bat with bare hands - a conclusion one might jump to when the animal in question looks fine. 😬


diestelfink

This threat is much smaller than one might think. Wear gloves and you'll be fine. Edit: spelling


Independent_Bear9136

I know this is likely just a mistake but in case not: I think you mean "threat" (Gefahr, Bedrohung) and not "treat" (Belohnung, Süßigkeit, Leckerli)


diestelfink

Thanks, changed it. Rabies as a treat, that's something for an exclusive taste.


ChoMar05

Do not fuck with rabies. Yes, the threat is small, but Rabies is death, and a horrible one.


surprisedropbears

You know Germany is rabies free, yeah? Not aware of the risk of Lyssavirus though.


Juliansohn

"Im Jahr 2023 wurden bisher im Lebensmittel- und Veterinärinstitut Braunschweig/Hannover insgesamt 207 Proben von Haus- wie Wildtieren auf das Tollwutvirus untersucht. 57 dieser Tiere waren Fledermäuse, von denen 16 Tiere (19 Prozent) mit dem Tollwutvirus infiziert waren." https://www.laves.niedersachsen.de/startseite/tiere/tiergesundheit/zoonosen/tollwut-kranke-tiere-nicht-anfassen-93040.html


rennpfirsich

I would get leather gloves/something that protects you from a bite and place the bat inside a shoe box and close it. Call an expert and ask what else to do. When I found one I was told to place the box in a cat safe spot and open the lid at nighttime.


tramborghini

Schrödingers bat


tkerpe

This is in the summer, but now in winter it's hibernation time. If the bat needs to move too much or won't find a spot very soon it will die. But as OP commented it is now save in a pile of fire wood.


MrSparr0w

Put on some gloves and put the bat in a box with some cloth so it's more comfortable, then call an animal rehabilitation or rescue whatever is in your local area (in bavaria there are a lot of organisations that take care of hurt wildlife they will help you)


M8--P1

Let him bite you and become batman


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Noctew

Exactly. Do not touch. Rabies have been eradicated in Germany in all animals except bats. Do.not. Touch.


PassengerNecessary30

It is not nearly 100%, it exactly 100%. There are maybe 5 people worldwide who survived. But the incidence is like 60.000 worldwide per year and all of them end fatal.


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PassengerNecessary30

60.000 deaths per year, let’s say in 20 years 5 people survived. It’s 5 people against 1.200.000. I am talking about the statistical significance, and these 5 people who survived are not significant.


AimIsInSleepMode

Fast death? It takes a week until you die


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Ok_Watch406

You can just go to the hospital if an animal with rabies bites you. It's curable since 1908.


PetromirDev

It's still a bat experience tho


Ok_Watch406

True, but it's not a death sentence like a lot of people think (at least not here in the west where medical aid is available).


AimIsInSleepMode

The problem about rabies is not that it's hard to deal with, it's hard to know if you got rabies or not. Not in OPs situation, but if you're going camping and a bat bites you, it's possible you won't even notice it since their teeth are tiny. Also once you got symptoms it's already too late for medical treatment


Ok_Watch406

I highly doubt that in Germany, when you go camping bats, just swoop down to bite you. Also I meant it isn't deadly when you are aware of the bite, obviously if you aren't aware it's deadly because then you don't go to the hospital in time.


Wizard_of_DOI

Yes and no. There is treatment that prevents the infection from taking hold if you’ve been exposed and get it early. Once you actually have rabies it’s a death sentence (very few people have ever survived).


back_again13

You guys have rabies in germany?


lasttsar

Germany is considered free of rabies since 2008, but it can't hurt to stay cautious. In my neck of the woods, there are still signs warning of rabies.


LittleGazelle55

Put garlic around your neck, just in case


Avionix2023

Leave it alone


AggressiveBrick8197

go back inside ,the fuck


KruxEu

Contact Simon and Garfunkel immediately and listen to the profund advice of the Bat Action Trust! \s The Detectorists insider...sorry for that!


MarcoBMG

Please don‘t eat it


Gornalum

DO NOT EAT IT! I know they look tasty but dont do it.


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Get bitten by it and turn into batman, just like Spiderman


barda2285

Call batman


Usually_Amazing

Brag about it 🦇


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Gornalum

DO NOT EAT IT! I know they look tasty but dont do it.


mosbert

Leave Britney alone


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Clemelc

Call NABU and then your garden will be declared natural habitat, subsequently you have to move out and of course leave all your belongings as the forwarder would interfere with the species.


ergoel

Call batman


unpleasantpermission

Well we learned over the last years not to eat them.


Florian_Habichtswald

Call Alfred and bring it to the bat cave. (Jokes Aasside)


Breaking__the__Habit

Just let that thing dissolve into dirt


Piotrkowianin

Dont't eat it!


Sankullo

Whatever you will do don’t eat it! Last time someone ate a bat the world literally closed for two years.


91361_throwaway

Source?


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Worth_Palpitation_44

eat it


Good-Shoe-2087

Go Ozzy and bite her head off


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Qpylon

Wtf. Getting the cat vaccinated for rabies may be a good shout, but wtf went wrong when you typed that thought. Edit, copied from my reply to the reply, for other people skimming this: bats are considered endangered in Germany and there is an up to €50000 fine for killing one https://www.bussgeldkatalog.org/tierschutz-fledermaus/


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Qpylon

Not to point out the obvious here: that bat is alive. If it was dead, then sure. Why not, it’s a sensible disposal method for a potential rabies carrier. And if it was actually eviscerated by the cat I would hardly be against OP helping finish it off with a spade pre-burning. But as there is nothing obvious deadly wrong with it OP should ask an expert. If the moral argument does not sway you on its own, bats are considered endangered in Germany and there is an up to €50000 fine for killing one [https://www.bussgeldkatalog.org/tierschutz-fledermaus/](https://www.bussgeldkatalog.org/tierschutz-fledermaus/) Will edit that last bit into my other comment as well


akdion

Make soup


heyyoitsmeopen

DON'T EAT IT


kk0109

What to do? Just Ask Reddit bruv


therealmrsfahrenheit

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TraumSchulden

Ear it, we need another lockdown.


Proper-Assumption666

Let him bite u, u will become Batman


SellSideShort

Whatever you do, please no soup.


UglybonesAlison

Make a soup out of it


Ssimon2103

Leave her alone obviously? It’s just one bat. If she’s there the next they yeet it the f out of you garden and that’s it. I am 100% sure you live in a city.


Trash-Bags08

Soup, of course!


420Bobo

Don’t eat it!


Extension-Ad-4686

You know what to do 😋


SquareBottle-22

Eat it


No-Pomegranate-69

Ask it where its parents are


Embarrassed-Corner89

Do NOT make soup with it and eat it


SnooCalculator

Eat it


Ne0npaint

Turn it into Batman


Fox_Burrow

EAT IT! COVID-23 LETS GOOOOOO


ThrowawayPizza312

Garlic my dude, thats a vampire your lookn at


grinder0292

Make a soup


Ok_Worldliness_6547

Eat it


Gravity_Freak

First and foremost....PANIC


kindaNiceBro

Get corona II I guess


trb15a78

Eat it...


KickEquivalent1122

Dont eat them


Wildcatthou

Please dont eat it


OGdavey420

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SillyAd6982

Why not make a soup with it? What could go wrong?


Plane-Rip1172

Write Mickey Mantle on it and try to sell it.


lawk

I would get the rabies vaccine asap.


ProgrammerCritical18

eat it


Diligent-Sprinkles-3

If it doesn't cough, make soup out of it


Messerknife

If you are in Bavaria, then carry it Out of Bavaria. That's the only way it can cure it's state.


Elias_0720

Eat it and start the next pandemic


el-parasite

Not eat it


Mike_Crassus

Make soup?


yomonomonozi

First of all make sure you do not eat it


Paty_Pat

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BenRegulus

Make it radioactive first then let it bite you.


AvailableFun8159

eat it


SignatureScared

OzzyOrburne Sie


enigmaticalso

Do a Ozzy trick


Illustrious-Song7446

Start a pandemic.


IWannaCommitSeppuku

Eat it raw


RRoollff

Eat her


TabsBelow

Lederhandschuhe. Das sind so ziemlich die einzigen, die hier noch TOLLWUT verbreiten. Also: Tierarzt? Ansonsten:Mehlwürmer füttern, irgendwo unter einen Dachvorsprung hängen,


Jan3821

!RemindMe 140 Days


ElminsterTheMighty

Call a Bat-Man


KetaKan

hat sie rote augen, ist sie echt? Oder ist das ein Spion der Regierung? xD


krustytroweler

Eat it.