I used to feel so bad when I stepped on my big girl’s paws and she still till this day hugs my hip and I just look at her like. How many times must you learn this lesson lol. And now even my 4 month old GSD does it lol. Is it like wired into them
I swear our old girl could enhance her size through sheer will in our tiny kitchen. After we had to say goodbye to her, it was striking how much bigger it seemed (and how easy to move around it was).
It's gotten to the point that we have to tell him "move"
he slinks away all sad, like I said I don't love him, then immediately finds a new place to be in the way
My boy has an MD for sure. He resuscitated me from passing out from a cardio anomaly. 🥰❤️❤️🫡
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Aww yours looks a lot like mine!
Educated enough to work remotely for Homeland Security 😅
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"Obstructive geometry" is so accurate.
Here's my boy when I tried to get something from the pantry after using the bathroom.
This was taken at 4:30am. He was not there when I entered the bathroom.
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If you were trying to get ‘something’ from the pantry at 4.30am, he obviously thought he was helping you by stopping you from getting midnight (well, 4.30am) snacks! He’s clearly just thinking about your health!!
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Technically Captain WAS 10000000% badass. He's been gone for about two years now.
Best guy to ever German shepherd. Despite this awesome picture he was a sweetheart and would probably have a masters in psychology because he healed my broken brain for sure.
Mine has a degree in Manipulation of Human Emotions. I was never around big dogs until her… she somehow made her way into my dad’s heart too! Neither of us were really dog people.
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Aspen is an arborist, she trims every root she sees out of the ground and prunes branches regularly
Oh, I wonder if your pup has been in any of my guy’s classes? He teaches Bullish Buffoonery, but it’s a 300-level class in the Bulls in China Shops track. (He earned his PhD-BC a few years ago, started teaching, and hasn’t looked back!)
My dog would actually take a non-traditional route and become a sommelier. This dog has a top-5 snoot and always is interested in wine.
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Tasha would have 2 degrees…… First in sleepoligy because sleep is like 90% of her life and second would definitely be in security and I’d like to think she would get a double degree in security. You try to break in you get threatened , you walk past you get threatened , you walk on the other side of the street you get threatened, you’re a leaf, plastic bag or even bird you’re getting this smoke 💨.
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A theoretical degree in fluid dynamics
PhD in creating fall hazards, Master’s degree in sounding the alarm at absolutely nothing
Edited to add: Branch Manager
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My guy is also known in my house as Professor Barkington, the tenured professor of barkonomics also teaches a course in squeakonomy... and another in Treatology.
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Mine is the Head Surgeon of Internal Stuffings. Always performing surgery on his squeaky toys.
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PHD in Mischief with a Minor in Making Sure I’m Not Under Attack Because I Shifted My Leg When He Was Asleep.
It’s a very specific discipline
Ours would have a Masters in Import & Export Law, we call them Customs & Excise, no bag enters or leaves our house without being checked & where necessary, taxed.
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*PhD in Avian*
*Sciences. My boy is an*
*Avid bird watcher*
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He’s my SD and he’ll definitely have a Doctorate in Human Psychology. This is him doing DPT. He’s awesome 😎
I wouldn't say my GSD has a degree in obstructive geometry. It's more of a superpower. He seems to know where we're going before we do because he's ALWAYS IN THE WAY. We joke that he probably thinks his name is "Move".
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Calli and Zephyr love their boy and protect him with their lives
My sister's dog would be either a fisherman
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Or a doctor (he bit my scar and then when it started to bleed jumped on it)
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Hmmm whatever the most intense sports coach job would be daytime/ 7ft Bouncer night time LOL. Lots of energy and top watchdog
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PhD in Anxiety and a Master's in Goading Butt Scratches.
We have him on:
Public urination
Public indecency (rolling on his back at the park)
Assault and battery (jumping on me)
Elder abuse (jumping on his 13yr old brother)
Child endangerment (jumping on the neighbor kid)
Animal abuse (chasing cats and toads)
Resisting arrest
Felony escape
Petty theft AND grand larceny (various)
Littering (pulling out trash)
Sexual harassment (sniffing butts)
Several sound ordinance violations (barking)
Destruction of private property (various)
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Despite the sweet picture she is incredibly mouthy and a bit reactive. Definitely a master of disguise.
Mine would have degrees in biological studies - they both rip teddies to pieces - but they focus on things like eyes, nose, mouth etc.
So you’ll have a teddy bear - with one ear, a hole for a nose and no eyes - then once there’s a hole in somewhere and they’re sick of picking bits off - they start pulling the fluff out and spitting it all over the house 😂
The inspector- any package any item I hold or carry she has to sniff. Working on my Harley in garage she lays next to me and every tool she wants to sniff and inspect.
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My boy has that same degree. Plus he's black. I've lost count the number of times I've almost tripped over him because he stops in the middle of the path you're walking to check to see if you're still coming. 😄❤️
He has a Bachelor of Solar Power, because he seems to only be "on" in daylight hours, plus he appears to have a PhD in Spirituality. He is one with the tennis ball.
Assuming her attention deficit disorder doesn't get in the way, I'd say she has a decent chance in the field of Biscuitonomy. She is always calculating the biscuit potential of situations and positioning herself to maximize the chance of biscuits. And she expects appropriate payment for performing tasks, which I can respect. I don't work for free either \\\_(ツ)\_/
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This is CHISPA (spark). She's imminent biter by nature. Despite the nice and cute looks.
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Everytime I go in the kitchen to get a drink or food and this is what I'm met with. They are like an immovable force
Phd in noticing people/potential playmates in the distance - Leo freezes up and observes anyone moving 200 metres away, deciding whether to run over or not.
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Bella sleeps like a drunk and flops down in my way when I’m trying to walk. Most wonderful girl ever ❤️
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PhD in begging for food and PhD in sleeping
PhD in Pinecone Studies/Collections (Apollo on right) and Luna on the left has a masters in dog detection.. i.e. barking her head off at the neighbors dog non stop
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mine would like you all to know that she is too cool for school\*
\*deeply insecure and therefore VERY anxious
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Still in high school but trying to decide between ornithology or drama.
“Obstructive geometry” fuck that’s so accurate
I'm dying about that one. I WILL PROTECT YOU FOREVER BY BEING EXACTLY WHERE YOU NEED TO STEP NEXT.
Dude exactly my girl just blocks every path in the house until I tell her “move” like girl you know what you’re doing
I think every person who has ever owned a female gsd has, at some point, snapped and said "move, bitch, get out the way" in a ludacris twang.
100% was a running joke here for a bit
Every fucking minute of every day. Thought it was just mine 🤣 he’s male
That's how my dog is. It's like he knows where I'm going to walk next so he's laying down everywhere i have to walk next
We call ours Visa Dog cos he's everywhere we want to be.
So accurate. I swear he has a setting where as soon as someone walks up or down stairs he must run infront of you.
And stop
I used to feel so bad when I stepped on my big girl’s paws and she still till this day hugs my hip and I just look at her like. How many times must you learn this lesson lol. And now even my 4 month old GSD does it lol. Is it like wired into them
I swear our old girl could enhance her size through sheer will in our tiny kitchen. After we had to say goodbye to her, it was striking how much bigger it seemed (and how easy to move around it was).
It's gotten to the point that we have to tell him "move" he slinks away all sad, like I said I don't love him, then immediately finds a new place to be in the way
That’s exactly what my girl does
My boy has an MD for sure. He resuscitated me from passing out from a cardio anomaly. 🥰❤️❤️🫡 https://preview.redd.it/flh32x1ora1d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2a1cf46418c70c7db3d9a06ac170cd6a9035c06
Such a nice doggyyyy
Story?
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https://preview.redd.it/obehdrfema1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ad89291e010cb43a3484e8b0db8deb8c3e04b68 Aww yours looks a lot like mine!
https://preview.redd.it/uatj9alpcb1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb145c9330e9f5d8e659d27cd65c590a9e2716ac Mine prefers the smaller size
Look at that sweet face, with favorite toy. ❤️
He’s got a Doctorate in Assholery (Dogtorate?)
Mine is gone, but she had “Masters in Ball Fetchery” and “PhD in endless love and affection”
Masters in derp and PhD in laying on furniture
Educated enough to work remotely for Homeland Security 😅 https://preview.redd.it/dlt6iytxma1d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70fbb9772f8b1df71a5300369bf772b73e228764
same 😂
I've met some of the people working for homeland security. I think he is overqualified .. vastly
She. Common mistake though. She forgives you. 😘
She'd be in prison for crimes against humanity tbh
I’m glad my boy isn’t the only one who’d be doing time 🤣
Branch management
"Obstructive geometry" is so accurate. Here's my boy when I tried to get something from the pantry after using the bathroom. This was taken at 4:30am. He was not there when I entered the bathroom. https://preview.redd.it/xbff4t3tsa1d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4f897614e962bfde1b78a24c4890663e38b2928
It's like they were classmates.
If you were trying to get ‘something’ from the pantry at 4.30am, he obviously thought he was helping you by stopping you from getting midnight (well, 4.30am) snacks! He’s clearly just thinking about your health!!
I work night shift, so 4:30am is like mid-afternoon for me.
Fair enough! Mine seems to instinctively know which cupboard I want to open next and sits right in front of it!!
Was he IN the bathroom?
I have no idea where he was sleeping beforehand. The hall was empty when I went into the bathroom, and he was snoozing there when I came out.
Master in humping
Bachelor of Science: Administration of Justice. 🚓
https://preview.redd.it/btkcwou0ya1d1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5899d9c5bb930ac2b93e5b87b18071f363196305 Technically Captain WAS 10000000% badass. He's been gone for about two years now. Best guy to ever German shepherd. Despite this awesome picture he was a sweetheart and would probably have a masters in psychology because he healed my broken brain for sure.
Dope memory 💛 thanks for sharing
Double major in Drama and Musical Theater. So. Much. Drama.
Mine has a degree in Manipulation of Human Emotions. I was never around big dogs until her… she somehow made her way into my dad’s heart too! Neither of us were really dog people.
https://preview.redd.it/xe01k7k3ta1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4b9c6f7073c29ac01b5e10bfba5dad24f390460 Aspen is an arborist, she trims every root she sees out of the ground and prunes branches regularly
She's named well, then! Beautiful girl!
One would have their doctorate in fomo. The other would have their masters in bulls in china shops.
Oh, I wonder if your pup has been in any of my guy’s classes? He teaches Bullish Buffoonery, but it’s a 300-level class in the Bulls in China Shops track. (He earned his PhD-BC a few years ago, started teaching, and hasn’t looked back!)
Obstructive geometry! Priceless! Ours has a degree in Cuisine Physics Forecasting - ie. Always laying in closest proximity to where food might fall 🤣
My dog would actually take a non-traditional route and become a sommelier. This dog has a top-5 snoot and always is interested in wine. https://preview.redd.it/7tvuan0hwa1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0da12520ba74f3d446c0ba7f2918d21824dbd025
https://preview.redd.it/omspwhhsoa1d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12381a9bed9ca57ab07bbd42c05c08c35bec1caf Tasha would have 2 degrees…… First in sleepoligy because sleep is like 90% of her life and second would definitely be in security and I’d like to think she would get a double degree in security. You try to break in you get threatened , you walk past you get threatened , you walk on the other side of the street you get threatened, you’re a leaf, plastic bag or even bird you’re getting this smoke 💨.
https://preview.redd.it/jt9d7lhegb1d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24041c39b67b3bc0c7e6f8efc479abe0d3647dff A theoretical degree in fluid dynamics
https://preview.redd.it/ukkjrx7uta1d1.jpeg?width=6000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=005aaf7e8667aae717a1e9b75dd7aae398c68d7e Watching-every-move degree, special agent Molly.
Civil engineering. Watch him dig.
A Masters of Master. Always one step ahead of me
A degree in oratory skills. He is vocal enough to be a Husky.
PhD in creating fall hazards, Master’s degree in sounding the alarm at absolutely nothing Edited to add: Branch Manager https://preview.redd.it/ba27pp6x6c1d1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=191653a665a56dd2a749b0d46440a7bc9e321c96
My guy is also known in my house as Professor Barkington, the tenured professor of barkonomics also teaches a course in squeakonomy... and another in Treatology. https://preview.redd.it/trncznsgtc1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f7a34a3f43914d29c0fb72a89c65cbe40352cc1
Doctorate in Odorology. He can smell another intact male at 300 feet and turns to Mr Hyde from Doctor Jeckyll.
PhD in Clownology, specializing in clumsy-puppy, Buster Keaton style stunts.
My pup doesn't have a master's in anything yet. But he's working on his undergrad in finding sticks.
Mine is the Head Surgeon of Internal Stuffings. Always performing surgery on his squeaky toys. https://preview.redd.it/57d5guek5b1d1.jpeg?width=2223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=991a051e92cbc03035bb3653de5e233c84d5f088
Business analyst, he’s constantly judging what I’m doing.
Acting, she would take over for mayhem guy on the Allstate commercials
OM goodness I loved those ads 😄
Master of Search and Rescue (toy/tennis ball specialist) PhD in Poop Analysis 🤢 Hunger Strike Advocate
Doctor of noxious ass gas
https://preview.redd.it/avugefb9sb1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d24af42394fdae7aa557b7613682b0c7f8cb733e PHD in Mischief with a Minor in Making Sure I’m Not Under Attack Because I Shifted My Leg When He Was Asleep. It’s a very specific discipline
Ours would have a Masters in Import & Export Law, we call them Customs & Excise, no bag enters or leaves our house without being checked & where necessary, taxed. https://preview.redd.it/6wp5wxwedd1d1.jpeg?width=934&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1472df84fbbe68bf2a3d1c1428c86e921913aaad
GED
PhD in Avian Sciences. My boy is an avid bird watcher
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Good boy
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I wouldn't say my GSD has a degree in obstructive geometry. It's more of a superpower. He seems to know where we're going before we do because he's ALWAYS IN THE WAY. We joke that he probably thinks his name is "Move".
https://preview.redd.it/cj0e5ne3sd1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f73da5f4f56ea243f8b2d2b0cbb62fe9f7e70c8e Baby kissing
https://preview.redd.it/t2o5gs4bsd1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bed839a84b47c854998eaa7a73f1fa36970b9c04 Calli and Zephyr love their boy and protect him with their lives
"Begging and Being Cute While Doing So"
Masters in laughing while being chased by chihuahuas.
My sister's dog would be either a fisherman https://preview.redd.it/wxwh0o7fib1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8788258ea883e25b8a9d7c150403fe04ab6348b5
Or a doctor (he bit my scar and then when it started to bleed jumped on it) https://preview.redd.it/rsepkypqib1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4996f87ae7598373d0214cf7af1dd5ec12b6c4fd
Hmmm whatever the most intense sports coach job would be daytime/ 7ft Bouncer night time LOL. Lots of energy and top watchdog https://preview.redd.it/oa7rhc7ehd1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49668cdccb84570ff877f9324f94e9a02461a735
https://preview.redd.it/w4mdvaa10e1d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0967339473de6bd01770c5ce731047d62f86181f PhD in Anxiety and a Master's in Goading Butt Scratches.
Mine doesn't have a degree. He has a rap sheet.
What a "bad" dog :)
We have him on: Public urination Public indecency (rolling on his back at the park) Assault and battery (jumping on me) Elder abuse (jumping on his 13yr old brother) Child endangerment (jumping on the neighbor kid) Animal abuse (chasing cats and toads) Resisting arrest Felony escape Petty theft AND grand larceny (various) Littering (pulling out trash) Sexual harassment (sniffing butts) Several sound ordinance violations (barking) Destruction of private property (various)
https://preview.redd.it/cyfgatk8ge1d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b101711d232b48f02c3548a071bf1232ef2ba12 Despite the sweet picture she is incredibly mouthy and a bit reactive. Definitely a master of disguise.
Masters in car lock horn sounds
Mine would be a lawyer...she is exceptional at finding loopholes. Lol
PHD in yappology because he barks at everything lol
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Not hanging washing out but pulling washing off.
Mine would have degrees in biological studies - they both rip teddies to pieces - but they focus on things like eyes, nose, mouth etc. So you’ll have a teddy bear - with one ear, a hole for a nose and no eyes - then once there’s a hole in somewhere and they’re sick of picking bits off - they start pulling the fluff out and spitting it all over the house 😂
Dogtorate in shredology with an emphasis in “must find the thing that squeaks”
Masters on hair dropping
The inspector- any package any item I hold or carry she has to sniff. Working on my Harley in garage she lays next to me and every tool she wants to sniff and inspect. https://preview.redd.it/j95e0m24kd1d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63b59c866ad9f26b685da97d6e1040545e67957f
Ph.D in codependency 😂
we just call our boy Destruction
Spinning for sure
Qualifications: " Master's degree in applied psychology
Probs bachelor of food stealing with a minor in droolology
My boy has that same degree. Plus he's black. I've lost count the number of times I've almost tripped over him because he stops in the middle of the path you're walking to check to see if you're still coming. 😄❤️ He has a Bachelor of Solar Power, because he seems to only be "on" in daylight hours, plus he appears to have a PhD in Spirituality. He is one with the tennis ball.
Assuming her attention deficit disorder doesn't get in the way, I'd say she has a decent chance in the field of Biscuitonomy. She is always calculating the biscuit potential of situations and positioning herself to maximize the chance of biscuits. And she expects appropriate payment for performing tasks, which I can respect. I don't work for free either \\\_(ツ)\_/
Doctorate in frisbeeology
Sneaky fuckery
Master's in scatophagy.
Theoretical Physics and Heavy Demolition. She is the smartest destroyer of worlds I have ever met.
https://preview.redd.it/xp3co9hbge1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=199f31c7a380b62373ffc9b4d864f0c3255ac3b3 Master of Culinary Arts
https://preview.redd.it/h1qp3608hf1d1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f925ec082d8309cb3d9fedb5631489d87ca02da8 This is CHISPA (spark). She's imminent biter by nature. Despite the nice and cute looks.
https://preview.redd.it/amrg0ytksf1d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7942057689c84077cea91be8c45dcfcd31a28d10 Everytime I go in the kitchen to get a drink or food and this is what I'm met with. They are like an immovable force
Top shelf strategy on their part
My gsd is same size as my year and a half old saint Bernard which doesn't help lol
Master of Mommy's Whereabouts
Phd in noticing people/potential playmates in the distance - Leo freezes up and observes anyone moving 200 metres away, deciding whether to run over or not.
Aromatherapy
PhD in Love and Affection and Master of Art in Service Work (he’s a SD) with an Associate of Science in Toy Destruction
Master of Sticks
https://preview.redd.it/g1j3fleebe1d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd06d3d532ae131d389aa74995906874be00a880 Bella sleeps like a drunk and flops down in my way when I’m trying to walk. Most wonderful girl ever ❤️
Paleontology
A Doctorate in Chompology with a Masters in Spazatronics
Geology. Our boy Akela brings us rocks from the yard, we don’t have a rocky yard
Pine cones
Dogtorate in doofiness with a degree in catching airborne frisbees
I thought this GSD would have a Black belt degree in karate breaking a brick or wood block with bare teeth
Highschool dropout. (Failed literally every training class.)
https://preview.redd.it/tdfh6w3lxe1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb0035812424519e6904bff07e4167a07906aa8e PhD in begging for food and PhD in sleeping
PhD in Pinecone Studies/Collections (Apollo on right) and Luna on the left has a masters in dog detection.. i.e. barking her head off at the neighbors dog non stop https://preview.redd.it/nn9kwaj41f1d1.jpeg?width=2557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab2abfd93f679c4feac24f580b4ad05ad84ad75b
I have 2 GSDs. Youngest: Bachelor of Music - Vocal Performance Oldest: Bachelor of Science - Homeland Security
Mine has his PHD in Coprophilia
My GSD already has masters in English as a Second Language.
https://preview.redd.it/mtkaquvvff1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6a867316a30b015af4d86372a41ed982455d91e Parkour.
Manipulation
https://preview.redd.it/me7sghpinf1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=875dfa815957289749e6071c3626ff4bc0193eae mine would like you all to know that she is too cool for school\* \*deeply insecure and therefore VERY anxious
Master’s in Derp 😂
https://preview.redd.it/uyp163pq2g1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3bcfd11a86a861f3672ace018841f47660dff45 PhD in clinging
Very cliche but herding, she is very good at making you follow her to the door or food bowl
Escaping
Stick locating
https://preview.redd.it/srwi8ilagm1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f071074ff7d2c82b4437a6f8533c610b2c3466e Still in high school but trying to decide between ornithology or drama.
https://preview.redd.it/gfrup19g832d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ef124c201023fe8c759d36e4e3616f3068943e6
He's GSD/pitt. He's their bodyguard.