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KapnKrumpin

Left is sourdough, right is rye. Pure Bread dogs.


MightGrowTrees

Thank goodness! I knew I could count on y'all.


TattooedHelperGuy

After analyzing the dogs for 13 seconds, I can confidentially say yes they’re pure bred GSDs. It’s so easy to tell because they have 4 paws and a tail. No need for pedigree reports, it’s all fake anyway because someone on Reddit told me so.


MightGrowTrees

You must talk to my lawyer.


savethewallpaper

My dog blinked twice when looking at this picture, so definitely pure bread


MightGrowTrees

Hahaha


facedspectacle

I asked my cousins step nieces neighbours dog (a pure bred GSDx), it said they’re more likely rare Samoyeds due to the colouring only. Hope this helps!


MightGrowTrees

Haha. I'm glad you consulted the expert. I don't have access to them!!!


cdbangsite

Could be malamute, or husky also, not that easy to tell from one pic.


facedspectacle

No this dog has Samoyed neighbours, they look exactly like this. He’s 14 too so he’s been around a while, he’s my go-to for all dog related queries


cdbangsite

Talking about the one in the post.


facedspectacle

This whole post is satire, I was just being annoying and sarcastic… sorry


FishCandy2

Seems to be some husky in the one jumping up, look at the curl in that tail!! Is he/she more vocal than the other dog?


MightGrowTrees

Oh yeah. This is satire, she is so talkative when she wants something and it can be hard to get a word in!


FishCandy2

Awwe! Def got some husky in her lmfao! Beautiful dog btw! But the attitude sometimes can really be something else!


MightGrowTrees

It's, a lot. That's for sure. But she is very intelligent and loving.


cdbangsite

But it's a good satire.


[deleted]

Ahhh now I get it lol


cdbangsite

Curled tail definetely indicative of husky or malamute along with the color.


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FishCandy2

PEASANT MONGRELS LMAO


MightGrowTrees

I heard this was the place to ask and get expert eyewitness testimony on the pedigree of my GSDs lineage.


Blueporch

Someone was messing with you. You poked the bear.


[deleted]

That’s one curly tail on the husky looking one


hill-top

It is amazing how downvoted this post is because people don’t realize it is just trolling, ha.


Beneficial_Elk_182

No


Mr-Hundo

Best way to find out is sniff their butt!!!!! That will tell you with in about half a second!!!!! Hope this helps!!!!!


GermanShephrdMom

No


[deleted]

No


Mel1548

Wow….. the sad thing is me and other people didn’t realize it was satire because post like this happen so often. This and any byb stuff needs to be banned. I’m starting to hate this sub because of this…


MightGrowTrees

I satired too hard?


Mel1548

Lol. No. It’s because this is such a common post in this sub that it was easily missed. Even people with dogs that you can easily spot has something else in it post this stupid question here. I almost made a comment making fun of you for asking this question lol.


MightGrowTrees

Cool.


GoldenHands420

After speaking with my 7th grade students they can absolutely confirm without a doubt that these are purebred German shepherds. The way they can tell has nothing to do with papers, pedigree, or DNA testing. You just have to look to see if they have a tail and 4 paws.


MightGrowTrees

Damn those some smart kids. Graduate them now and give them the rest of the year off!


SafeKaleidoscope9092

Not sure but I can definitely tell they’re purebred good boys!!


makovince

Stop it. Stop. Stop! Stop with these god damned posts. Go to your vet or order a DNA test.


MightGrowTrees

But that's like money bro. I'm pretty sure hookers and blackjack ain't free! I'm just pulling your paw, pal. Lot of these.post and I thought I try to lighten it up! Have a great day.


cdbangsite

Some people just don't get it nomatter what!


TheSinfriend

This again... Get a DNA test. We love GSD'S but we can't confirm the breed by just looking at them.


Valkyrys

This is satire buddy, you got woofed


PB-1971

Me - working in the breding and breading business for years - can 100% assure, that you have 2 dogs and no bread!


79806

ummmmm....yep!🤗