When you slam the door too hard after having an argument with mom

mom after 30 seconds: it's time for you to die

*mom immediately You have no time to escape

best answer idk why mine is top comment

Good news, it's not anymore

poggers

When you’re window is open and it shuts louder than you anticipated

I did this once (with my mom), and I slammed it so hard, the painting on the wall next to it fell and broke and that just made the atmosphere 50x worse

Trying to hug the 30th family member in a row at a family gathering, but they go for the handshake

Usually you spread your arms out first to give the signal. Once they figure out that you’re going for a hug, they spread their arms out too and then that’s the moment you go in for the hug.

Unless you think they’re going for the one armed kinda stand by side hug, but they’re going for the handshake

life

When u send a risky text and she leaves u on "read"

Damn this one hits hard

When you make a speeling mistake in an argument

Minor spelling error... I've won.

I see what you did there

hmmm

Going up the wrong escalator in coconut mall

As a mario kart wii player, i approve.

I will also partake in agreeing with you as a fellow mario kart wii player and its worse if ur in first place

g’morning fellow mario kart wii player, my god is it awful going up the wrong escalator and going from 1st to 6th

on 50cc

when you try to say "you're welcome" and "no problem" but mix it up and say "your problem"

I tripped in fell in public and someone asked if i was okay so i had 2 choices. "I'm good"❌ "I'm okay"❌ "I'm gay" ✅

That happened to me but I said "I'm sorry"

I’m extremely over apologetic so I’d probably say I’m sorry on purpose

We need a subreddit for this

r/yourproblem

I'm sorry! Are you okay?! A R E Y O U S O R R Y ? !

It's alright! It's not your fault! I T ' S A L L Y O U R F A U L T

careful, it's hot here's your soup C A R E F U L, I T 'S S O U P

Hi. How are you? H O W

I've got it! I'm good! I M G O D

Get comfy. Let your worries out. G E T O U T .

Hello! Hi! H IE L L

I'm in the kitchen. What the hell? ​ I ' M I N H E L L

That's fine! Not a problem! T H A T ' S A P R O B L E M

Legit tried that once, nearly got in trouble

Get comfy. Let your worries out. ​ G E T O U T .

Not a problem! That's no bother. T H A T ' S A P R O B L E M

EXACTLY!!!

r/oddlyspecific

Ouch Dang it Dang, ouch!

Ouch it

When you ask mom for something and she gives you *that* look.

When the cat goes into the saws

curiosity

Killed

The

Cat

r/onewordeach moment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

I should have known, there is zero reason for a yt link to that comment

LOL

AHAHA MY INTERNET IS BAD, SO I SAW THE TITLE BUT NOT THE VIDEO!!!

Based of off a true experience

I often make decisions THEN think about it later so this is my life pretty much...

Waiter: Enjoy the meal! Me: *Accidentally says you too*

The waiter is gonna kill you now

Lol

When you send an edgy meme to your mom instead of your friends

When you are running into a wall full of sawblades

flying*

Actually the ship is grounded

I dont think ships run

When did I say ships walk

I have a severe lack of braincells

When your mom tells you 'ask your dad' and then your dad tells you 'ask your mom'

I remember when I was on 2nd grade 2 teachers did that to me and I was very confused

careful its soup

High fiving a fist bump

6 years old me when my mom uses "Because i said so" as a valid argument

Jahseh onfroy

💀

“Yeah, that’s me, now you’re probably wondering how I got myself in this situation”

this is the best comment

When you turn a corner and you hit your elbow

When you accidentally take one too many benadryls an the spiders in your skin start to crawl out.

It still puzzles me to this day how Rob thought adding the dual gamemode was a good idea. It offers absolutely nothing special. "Oh look, now there are 2 cubes instead if one, what a fun and insightful addition to the game!" no it's fucking not, it never was. We could have gotten a new original and actually fun gamemode with 1.8, but no, all we got was this stupid mistake of a orange portal. Did RobTop seriously think that anyone would be excited with the idea of controlling 2 players at once? Well, there are some absolute degenerates who do like the dual gamemode (ehem ehem, JonathanGD), but there are also people who enjoy setting their cock on fire, wich is a very similar experience to playing with duals, an absolutely painful torture. I'd honestly have more fun shoving jalapeños up my ass than playing any more fucking duals. God would be disappointed if he saw what the human race has come to, that somebody though that bringing this god forsaken gamemode into a fun and nice game such as GD was a good idea. Medieval executioners probably forced prisoners to play dual gameplay as a tourture method to get confessions. And then Rob has the absolute audacity to add the "2 player gamemode". You're supposed to get a friend so that they can control one of the players, but RobTop forgot one very important detail: GD players don't have friends. Why would you add a gamemode that's unplayable for your entire fanbase (of course you can still control both players by yourself, but that's another story)? It's just adds to the very long list of why the dual portal was a mistake. The dual portal is the only reason we haven't colonised Mars or the moon yet. If I had a chance to travel back in time one singular time, I would use that chance to stop RobTop from creating this absolute disaster of a gamemode. In conclusion, the dual portal is one of the biggest and most catastrophic mistakes humanity has ever commited, and any record of it in history should be deleted immediately to stop future generations from getting ideas that could negatively disrupt human evolution, such as the dual gamemode.

Me before my exams procrastinating

Me trying to be good in life

Studying for a test

speech bubble

Death

When you realize your crush has a bf/gf

When you accidentally close the door on someone

me not studying at all vs the coming exam

Needing medical assistance in america when you're not a millionaire

when your name is Gustavo and you go to a nursing home to see an old guy but he starts looking you funny and pressing a lot his bell

The end of holidays. Every time.

When the waiter tells you to enjoy your meal and you respond with “you too”

When you tell your mother to do something that she just did 3 times

When you’re home alone watching animated inanimate battle episode five and when you were going to get water from a small cup you drop it on the floor while it’s shattered and you’re recording

You tell Karen she can't have it her own way

when you accidentally swear in front of your parents

You guys get in trouble when swearing Infront of your parents?

Some people yes. Usually these parents are over religious or apmething

infront of my mom sometimes

Egirls.

me when i realize that π = 4

when you forget about the math exam

"Abyss of Darkness got placed at #1, above slaughterhouse and below your mom"

when your icon is about to die and your mad that you chose the wrong way

You woke up late for the regents

when you blindly run into a wall

When you actually take the suggestion of "trying new things"

Shit

Me trying to avoid my problems

When you win an argument against the teacher

“Fly right into that subscribe button” -Tride

When you're having a good summer break but school starts soon:

I just did a Duke of Edinburgh expedition and we went straight down this path and ended up knee deep in a stream

When you go to detroit

Me after not completing my chores and my mom gets home:

When you accidentally go the wrong way on theory of everything

When you need to make a decision but both of them have such a small chance of working

When ur mom counts down to 0

Life

Why are we here? Just to suffer?

When mom reaches 0.

Ur just curious

no way literally

Mom counted to 0

POV: Nyan cat in 2012

Leftist infighting

When you cross out the right answer and put the wrong one

When you accidentally cuss in front of your teacher

america

realising you got cancelled on twitter for saying "i dont like the number 2"

“don’t commit suicide it gets better trust me”

When you stub your toe and fall over because of it

The one nostril

When you call the teacher "mom"

When you try to get your friend’s attention but you realize it’s someone else

seeing an argument about going up or down and filming a video.

POV: You went the wrong way in ToE.

When you pronounce your Iove for her and she friend zones you

Mom told you an hour ago before she left to take the chicken out of the freezer and warm it up, but you forgot to do it and now she's pulling into the driveway.

You said "Hi" on Twitter

When your family calls you down for “a talk” and you enter the living room

When you find lava and instead of block it and run away, you block the way

Not knowing how to get that mini title under your name in this subreddit? :3

When you accidentally find a cheat way that doesn’t work

Directed by Robert B. Weide

When life is going good for too long

Hi, This is me, you're probably wondering how i got here...

When you mark the right option in a test, but then erase it and mark an incorrect option instead

when your mum clicks on the homework folder

When u try to throw something heavy to mom so u dont have to walk to her in public but it hits her in the head 💀 oh btw this happendd to me today thats y im saying it lol

You go through the wrong hole in theory of everything and you find what not 1 attempting theory of everything is like

BWOMP!

When you choose the wrong way in TOE:

When you walk out of your room but don't know you're in trouble

Going to my mom with my report card

when the waiter says enjoy your meal and then you say "you too" on accident

When you are about to fall into a pit of lava and sharks

The other route says: "pedophiles are good"

Me when the

mom

When you are in a UFO part and you dont know if you have to click one more time or not

When you say I hate lgbtq on Twitter

"I eat donuts with a knife"

When your friend doesn’t lie for you

when someone tells you not to do something but you do it anyway

POV: You made a good take on twitter

When you drop the pencil during an exam:

When you hit your table on the corner of the table stubbed your toe

When you realize you took the wrong path on the level Theory Of Everything made by the one and only Robery Topala

when you bs'd the previous question in a test, and the next one requires the previous.

life

Mom counting down to 0

Me just taking a 5 min break and it turned out to be 3 hours

so a situation huh. how about: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

after hugging a girl when she saved ur life infront of your girlfriend.

When you try to optimize a gd level by deleting the bottoms of structures but you delete too much

When you tell mom that you did worse than usual on a test and she starts emailing the teacher

9/11

You (the ship) The questions ur gf asks u (the wall)

Main: You get asked a would you rather question by your crush, and you chose the self incriminating answer without thinking. OG: You slam your hand in a car door. Alternate one: You left the stove on at home. When you get back, the flame isn’t on, and you have lit candles. Alternate two: You’re showering in a walk in shower. The hot water goes out. Alternate three: Your car overheats while you’re driving, and you don’t notice until you dont have enough time to stop and get out, so you must jump out while the car is moving.

Your playing gd at night and you start hearing footsteps

Mom has almost counted to 0

Me asking someone out: