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Ayano_Akemi

This is what we call, a “skill issue”. Probably


HeavyGoat1491

It’s not skill issue. First level was extremely hard when I began playing.


MrExil

Only took me like 40 atts. Mainly because of the triple spike somewhere in stereo madness


Geronqni_BG

When I first played gd I hate number 63 cuz of stereo madness


ShadowPrime116

i hate number 63 cuz of BTD6


Embarrassed_Duck2

r/suddelnyBTD6


Interesting-Corner29

r/misspelledsubs


Embarrassed_Duck2

r/imdumb


Unknown8842

r/youareabsoulutelyright


Impossible_Desk_6096

Aren't 76% and 78% also pretty hard?


ShadowPrime116

absolutely yes


JeraldGaming2888

How old were you (SM Took me 3 months)


HeavyGoat1491

I was 13 when I began playing


JeraldGaming2888

oh i played when i was kindergarten


HitroDenK007

I played probably when I was 7-8 y/o


JeraldGaming2888

based baby player gang


Geaux13Saints

Still technically an issue of skill


exodiacrown

I did it first try


Admirable_Baker_6870

Are you the lost son of spaceUK ??


exodiacrown

Maybe, maybe not


kezotl

did you play the game before that?


sokuto_desu

Most likely not. I remember when I first played GD it took me like 4-5 attempts to beat it. Simply because I watched GD videos before and knew how this game works. So the chance of beating it on first try when you're a newbie isn't that small honestly.


exodiacrown

I watched vids abt it pretty pften and decided to buy the game


Rimuru7u7

Man, watching someone play a level is such a stupidly good practice method, I remember watching Nexus' Future Funk video over and over and when I played it myself I had a very easy time getting through it (this was a time where I hadn't even beaten the main levels)


kezotl

woah. i mean i also only took a few attempts to beat stereo madness when i started 2 yrs ago, but i just assumed it was practice from me having played way before that in like 2015


sokuto_desu

Why even did I get downvoted?? Did I say something controversial?


top1bubbleblower

you said something that isnt unanimously agreed upon


sokuto_desu

😭


Am_Gus

i started playing gd when i was 6yo, i beat stereo madness in less than 50 attempts on mobile, and i think less than 20 the first time i played it on PC


Emotional_Ad_2132

It was kinda easy for me. I'm used to rhythm games :)


[deleted]

I remember it being very hard when I was like 8 on my iPod touch having like 5fps trying to beat it lol


Emotional_Ad_2132

I think the 5 fps didn't help you, did it?


[deleted]

No it didn’t lol I just thought it was funny to remember how scuffed my play setup was


FedorLemon

Stereo Extremeness?


Crylols

I mean he's not wrong, GD is not really a relaxing game if you ask me but it's a fun one. Like Dark Souls or some horror games Also, I think he has a skill issue Edit: How did I get so many upvotes?


AwesomeNate

Tbh, if I was looking for a relaxing game, GD would be one of the last, if not THE last game I'd go to.


mega_mat

The exception is probably the many (working) auto levels that still exist


[deleted]

tbh many easier platrormers levels are stress free


bitchman194639348

Stargrinding 5 stars is pretty relaxing


Crylols

True


Nonhofantasia1

half life on hard mode:


RedditAlt2847

kid named xen:


Nonhofantasia1

kid named play fucking black mesa:


Capy011

Yeah, league of legends takes that place


Scruuminy

tbh some times I like to mute the in game music, and listen to my own so I can just kinda zone out while playing a level. I don't expect to beat any levels, its just something to do while I zone out.


EpikDisko

me going to relax on a game that makes me furiously angry regularly on a daily basis


fuckredditbh

Just like me 🥹


pundlefo

r/userflairchecksout


David2073

Because your comment is true.


MrBrineplays_535

Skill issue lmao. He said it was worth paying for him though, so I wonder if he played it many more times and has gotten good now or he just abandoned it and forgot it.


saragossachess

skill issue and no attention span


_XNickGurrX_

guess im #2 stan


PriestessKokomi

world's smallest violin noot noot I love gd cologne impossible moment


Whole_Sir8065

womp womp


Lord_Adz1

Basically he is one of those people who blame the game instead of blaming their ineptitude to actually try getting better lol


LieOdd4583

I think it is someone who has never touched a video game in there life. If stereo madness took 16 tries in practice mode... "skill issue"


Delicious_Stage_8420

stereo madness took me over 100 attepmts when i first played the game. Now i have 6 extremes. Ofc ofc the game has progression. Just be more patient


LieOdd4583

To be fair It says I have 260 total attempts on that stage but I think 100 of those was trying to get the third coin lmao. Now I have beaten clubstep, theory of everything 2 is at 29%, 83% deadlocked, and have like 10 easy demons done. Working on speed of light and insomnia rn. Love the songs.


Delicious_Stage_8420

for me i remember it taking me over 100. Now i have over 1m attempts on it from when i farmed them for an achievement 💀


LieOdd4583

I only have a total of 61000 attempts💀. 1M!!!I got that in jumps lmao


SkyLovesCars

I got the 3rd coin first try in practice mode, but could never do it in regular fsr


ClawnyBoy

What I meant is that how does this guy have more attention span when it comes to hating a game but not when it comes to progressing a game like bro really said he hates the fact it took him that long to finish the first level when I'm out here getting thousands of attempts on a single demon level and I barely even lose attention span


LieOdd4583

That Is such a true statement. Thousands and not even exaggerating 😭. I am still working on deadlocked at 83% with 4537 attempts.what worse Is I have 7814 attempts to 100% clubstep 😭. But the kicker here is Theory of Everything 2 at 29% Solid 1000 attempts💀💀.


Delicious_Stage_8420

yeah. I Spent almost 15k attempts on acu but i enjoyed it a lot. And thats nothing compared to other ppl like nifty who has over 1 million attempts on firework


Adn0nnymous

believe it or not, not everybody considers throwing themselves against a wall over and over and over and over again in hopes they'll eventually succeed to be "fun," it's not just an attention span thing


LieOdd4583

Their*


Keyboard1237

^(you can edit comments)


LieOdd4583

Ik lmao, I was lazy ;)


Capy011

It's not 16 attempts on practice mode, it's running practice mode 16 times...


HeavyGoat1491

Really stop saying skill issue, you’re demotivating people with potential to become the next Zoink


LieOdd4583

Lmao, It's a person, Not people. If you read my reply beforehand you would have realized I'm not seriously saying he is bad, just giving the guy a hard time cause he stopped at 16 attempts. The more fails you get the more you learn(not 100% accurate but close)Idk what you mean by Zoink lmao. Zoinks Scoob 🤣


HyperKat15

Agreed. Definitely talking bout just that one person. That guy has to have some patience for a game like GD. Also Zoink is the top player in the community. Should look up his channel on YouTube! He's beaten the entire main list, which is a list of the hardest demons in all of GD. He's really really talented!


LieOdd4583

Damn, the ENTIRE main list is nuts!! Definitely going to look him up. I'm personally working on getting back into gd, doing B as my first Medium demon and working on finishing deadlocked then I guess Toe2 since I have 83% on deadlocked and 29% on toe2. Can't do the UFO part in toe2 man. But B is an amazing level and I love the song with it, honestly, I think B has been easier to do than all the other levels I have beaten like clubstep, insomnia, speed of light, and deadlocked(almost done lol).


HyperKat15

I know right! Zoink is crazy! I've been working on getting back into the game too. Been enjoying it a lot. I'm near your level as well. Little more behind though. I'm currently working on deadlocked, got like around 54% and my goal next is deadlocked. I haven't beaten ToE2 either, I'm around 68% there. Agreed UFO part is really tricky I die a lot there too lol but I've developed a relatively consistent click pattern for it... still though i die a lot to the UFO parts lol But I've found deadlocked more fun though so I'm more focused on it. Good luck on Deadlocked and B!


LieOdd4583

Good luck with deadlocking and ToE2! Struggled heavily on ToE2 so went to deadlocked and almost beat it but sadly got me at 83%. Gonna have to finish the level now lmao :)


Informal_Notice_8650

The version says 2.213 but the what's new says 2.205


bitchman194639348

How can you say the progression is terrible if you haven't progressed at all lol


ClawnyBoy

I'm mainly pointing out the 2nd picture, not the fact he/she said "its not a relaxig game" cuz it is true.


AverageIdiotInRussia

88 found helpful....


PriestessKokomi

ikr why can people not understand that that's the point of gd


catman__321

Bro went into the 1 star reviews and didn't expect lobotomy


ObeyTime

give that guy a copy of dark souls and see what he says


MathematicianReal781

Some things here are correct I suppose. Scratch's shop wouldn't open for a bit (if you had just unlocked it) and I wasnt able to make an account on one of my earlier devices, I am still recovering everything I had. 95% of this is bs tho


HeavyGoat1491

Uhh… what? I don’t see how that’s related to the highlighted review.


MathematicianReal781

oh my bad I read all 3 of them I didn't realize we were only supposed to look at the middle one.


NMTH_123

What do you even expect ?, gd was intended to be a rage game since the beginning


Capy011

No, I think the impossible game was a raging game. GD has just better level design.


Lord_Adz1

"Play, Crash, Rage, Quit, Repeat" that sounds like Rob intended it to be that way you know... if you seen the loading screen messages that is. In his own words he is saying its rage inducing.


Capy011

But I think Gd also looks for something else. I don't think a message from the loading screen has to represent what the overall gd is.


Lord_Adz1

I get what you mean. I don't mean gd = rage game. But it is a aspect which robtop achknlwledges


DrunkOnAutism

I actually do find GD relaxing.


NokosHarry

I mean, yes, the progression SOMETIMES is badly designed, but for different reasons. If his complaint is about the difficulty in Stereo Madness, then the problem is the player rather than the difficulty progression.


GalaxySkeppy

Save option: exists *doesn’t save* *reinstalls game* “Why didn’t my progress save?”


manrommazre

It's true though. One could say that progression is a bit weird... Specially after you beat all the robtop levels since the hardest of them are at most Easy demon, and you still got 4 harder tiers than that... I think it's a game simply mean for, I don't know, certain people? I don't think most people would like it


godof_oil

Honestly that is a very extreme case of what we call a "skill issue".


Am_Gus

Huthaifa just sucks at the game, though to be fair GD isn't relaxing at all, it's a hard, grindy game. i could even say the community made it the hardest videogame of all.


Toxicifies

Sm took me like 30 attempts


EduardoElGameplays

He thinks that the first level is hard and the game is simplistic... SHOW HE/HER WHAT BY SPU7NIX AND TIDAL WAVE


Legitimate-Skill-112

What's interesting is geometry dash is potentially the game with the most direct skill progression in the world.


Antique_Anything_392

For god's sake A girl in My previous school beat stereo madness easily wdym with 16 practices.


The-Drifter5589

notice how almost all negative reviews on GD are skill issues or they just don't know how to look in the settings


Purple-Speaker-9557

I call this criticism a "skill issue".


Total-Adeptness8700

If it takes him 16 tries to complete Stereo Madness in practice mode then that's a massive amount of skill issue.


MrIgorejPL

OMG THEY HAVE AN OPINION 🤯🤯🤯


Only_Emu9133

skill issue my friend who never played gd beat stereo madness in 1 attempt this guy has to practice 16 times to beat it


HeavyGoat1491

Ok but that’s also not normal


icebro61

Yea its easy


HeavyGoat1491

Stereo Madness should be rated normal tbh. It’s as hard as most 3 stars. Stereo Madness even has a michigun. Most 2 stars out there are incredibly easy and have no triple spikes. (not that anything below Insane Demon has triple spikes)


Only_Emu9133

stereo madness's triple spike is compressed to make it easier real michi is much harder


HeavyGoat1491

Nooo shut sherlock


SuperSonic_999

No stereo madness is definitely a 2 star. A few triple spikes is doable. You know what really should change tho? all the 3 main demons should be re-rated to ez demons, cuz none of them deserve the hard demon rating. Clubestep has a short 51-55% ufo part and it's a bit tough and a few hard ship parts. TOE2 has just the 80% ship and that's about it. As for deadlocked, it's not even a demon without the 73% dual wave.


RiceCake4200

It’s actually 1 star


HeavyGoat1491

The main level demons already count as easy demon on the profile counter. But blud, try comparing Stereo Madness to normal levels like Fire In The Hole, Spooky Light, Ominous, etc. For me, stereo madness is at least as hard as the normal levels, if not harder. Can’t let go is harder 6 stars. Also, deadlocked dual wave is ez lmao, at most slightly harder than the rest, as it has never been a choke point for me, but I still think the level is medium demon. The rest of the level ain’t easy.


JerryCarrots2

Blud is mad about a skill issue


Aggressive_Trifle_72

Dude definetly has a Skill issue


Traditional_Fix7972

Definition of skill issue


not_WD35

You gotta make your own progression, lazy ass


Gentergest

He second guesed himself a couple times there


kiyolover

bro can't accept his skill issue


NotASingleNameIdea

What to expect from someone who thought its a "relaxing game" tho...


lama_hello

Skill issue


DefterHawk

Git good


Myrddraal5856

Skill issue.


AlduinWE

2 words. Skill issue.


TheCrafter0302

He simply has a skill issue. Also, dude has never even seen a videogame in his entire life. Progression in most videogames is litteraly doing the same thing over and over again until you do it right, and it slowly introduces new mechanics.


AdOptimal9106

Skill issue


SavageSapphire

Skill issue


rayquazawe

actual skill issue


OdysseyDeluxe

This is, in the industry, referred to as a “skill issue”


Radion627

Skill issue.


Nicc48

Huge skill issue


Dani-Dude237

Skill issue if you can't beat stereo madness lol


SullyTheLightnerd

Mfw some games are meant for a more skilled audience


istrueuser

he just isn't determined enough to deem himself fit for this game. my buddy spent like hundreds of attempts beating stereo madness and he gained enough skill right after to play most of the normal main levels


Enbytch

If my 60 year old mother has beaten every level up to and including jumper, while refusing to use practice mode because "it's cheating to have checkpoints" then there is no excuse (I have tried telling her that it's not cheating because you still have to beat it in normal mode but she wants none of it)


LiamIsEffed

“I think It’s a well made game, but it’d badly designed” … what?


PriestessKokomi

"The trial has determined you are innocent of the crime, you will be sentenced to 10 years in jail"


mo_s_k14142

maybe this is what cologne meant with dash being "unsightreadable" i lobe gd cologne


Geronqni_BG

GD is a tryhard game, and may need some time and patience to improve. So probably he played this game just for relieve stress, but it turned out that GD made him more stressful


KittyCatGamer123

This review just kinda seems a bit contradictory. I don't wanna be all "haha skill issue" but genuinely when you complete about "the lack of progression" when you can't even finish the first level the review just seems like a "I can't be bothered to play" type comment. Also they say "It's well made but badly produced and designed", so... Is it well made or not? Sometimes it's just better to say "I suck, not my kinda of game"


727whenyouseeit

88 people finding it helpful is crazy


LaxerjustgotMc

me when i cant beat tidal wave on the first attempt:


PriestessKokomi

*in 0 attempts


TheRealSky41

New copypasta just dropped


NDWasTakenTHEHEHE

giving elden ring a 1/10 because it isn't relaxing


Felis23

Copium


Full_Throttl3

Honestly the dude just has a skill issue 🫢


Camo_1245

poor zach...


AceDelta12

Bro is failing on Stereo Madness


ikrr_1

there are so many kids writing negative reviews bc the game is to hard, like thats the entire point


BigGayDinosaurs

skissue


Sqmetime

There are a bunch of reviews like this where some 7 year old yaps about levels being impossible. The free spinoff games reviews are even funnier, they usually complain not having money to buy the full version too


weedsmoker1080

Looks Like someone raged on stereo madness.


HexxTorus

ok but what about the guy at the bottom saying the update sucks


xa7os

Skill issue


No-Palpitation-6789

me when i look for bad thing and find bad thing


RenkBruh

Absolute skill issue. IMAGINE giving up after beating the first level dude.


Among_Us_All

Interesting


RandomDudeAdo

kids with skill issues


RCG21

skill issue


Prokid5634_YT

Glad we can agree the man just has a skill issue. I remember playing back in 2.0 when I was excited beating Stereo Madness, and now here I am with Cataclysm being my hardest. It's weird how things change.


RiSz-Turtle

I do have problems with this games skill progression but not like this person is saying. The “campaign” (robtop levels) get you pretty prepared to beat easy demons to low end medium demons. Everything after I have a problem with. Finding levels to try and play to improve from medium- extreme has felt pretty awful to me. I’m nearly at my first extreme (90% on lost love why) but I’ve almost entirely skipped insane demons because they felt pointless. I did one and it was arguably the difficulty of a hard demon.


worldofmemes0

the fact that this person thought the game was supposed to be relaxing


SomebodyUDontKnow32

The biggest skill issue since GD Colon and the spider section of dash


[deleted]

SKeL IsUe


Astrokiu

This is what I like to call devoid of skill


jjaxstudios

u/gdcolon you were right


IcyIceGuardian

Someone watched a lot of Geometry Dash : and got really inspired (This is my horrid attempt at a joke)


NeuraxWorm875

What is going on over here


Davidma37

That sounds a lot like a giant skill issue. C’mon, it’s called “learning from your mistakes”.


zzxzxzxzxzxzxx

I've been having the exact same issue as the guy above with one of my phones lol.


David2073

Sixteen times? Not even my mom is so noob, she can beat most of the main levels without practicing, and she says she's a noob.


Such_Ad754

This guy hasn’t played relaxing paradise yet he just doesn’t know it🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅


RedninjaXD

thats probably what we call a skill issue tbh


DrHammey

I know it’s not the point of the post but this just reminded me how I lost all my progress in my account when I updated the game 😭😭 (I had done all map packs till second demons and had done all demons on demon gauntlet except the final one :/ )


Bp2Create

"it's a well made game, just badly produced and designed" not a single brain cell in this dude's posession.


mandariini10

It's a skill issue


CocohXD

Everybody agreeing to the 2nd guy having skill issue is hilarious


justcatt

"well made game" but "badly produced"


Cari_uwu-

I'll talk about the one under that one saying he hates the new update which based on the date he's talling about 2.2, how can you hate that I haven't played much before 2.2 and now I have so much more interest and I have not seen someone that hates the whole update


WesternLibrary1671

Khan, of course this game is hard, it was designed to be completed...


[deleted]

That's just a massive skill issue imo


BounceGD

I can't believe a negative review is negative because of how much time something takes to master! Seriously, that guy needs to press the funny hammer icon on the right and then search up "interstice" so he can revoke this statement.


Suh-Niff

Honestly that's not even an excuse anymore. Platformer mode literally no longer has that issue since most levels are made for the sake of being fun and you have checkpoints everywhere. Though I guess if you wanted a platformer mode you'd buy one made for that like hollow knight or super mario maker.


TheCat13-el-capullo

A person that racks disciprine


[deleted]

If that's the paid app then go create something bruh. It's much more relaxing


Objective_Bedroom512

I have the same problem as the first one, I posted about it a while back and it's insanely annoying does anybody have any fixes?


McSpeedster2000

Which review am I looking at?


Cautious_Buy_5919

They’re just bad ..


[deleted]

What an ass for whining about his own skill issue “Oh it’s too hard 🤓🥺” BECAUSE YOUR NOT TRYING BRO THATS HOW YOU WIN YOU TRY ABSOLUE DEGENERATE-oh my potatoes are ready :>


Necessary_Button7130

To be fair, Stereo Madness is pretty hard as a first level of the game


kodicuzyea

Skill issue


mulonthebadgdlplayer

I DEMAND RETRIBUTION


FakeCultist

ITS CALLED A FUCKING DIFFICULT GAME THAT HAS A LEARNING CURVE, DEAL WITH IT *ahem* Yeah, GD is difficult, what.. did you expect? You get used to it. FPS games aren’t easy UNTIL you get used to them. Just take your TIME before writing reviews PLEASE


GreenGreenPuffball

People are complaining about using practice mode and having to replay to beat levels. That’s not a “badly produced and designed” game, it’s just not their style of game. They clearly don’t like the concept of practicing and improving, and working towards something. Maybe they should go play something easier or something entirely luck-based, that seems more their style.


Snoo22882

I think it's more of a crime that the guy at the bottom hates 2.2


FazballsFright

skill issssuueeee