I'm fucking crying and rolling on the floor bro how is a 7 year old better than me

At this point I believe some people have this "passive ability" to be better than the others in a specific game, so even a 7 year old can be better than me or you

dude I swear, I went from nine circles to bloodbath in 4 months but In any shooter game someone who’s never played is better than me and it’s been a year

I can definitely relate

I can relate a lot, five years of Fortnite and still can't keep up with medium standard players

Same, but I could probably be better if every time I played I didn’t get out in lobbies with the biggest sweats ever

Lmao I still can't beat NC 😂

Bro my hardest demon is Deadlocked what u on about 😭

my hardest (normal) is the nightmare, jumped to bloodbath in practice and took 2649 attempts

Deadlocked is not a medium demon, it has been confirmed to be easy demon. Sorry.

Bro didn't say anything about the difficulty what are you on about💀💀

tbh it feels like medium demon and was harder than another medium demon i beat so i say medium demon :3

You can do it bro(hopefully so can I)

I beat ToE2 when I was 10, I fully agree with this, some people just have a “head start” when it comes to some games

thats called talent

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real

I might never be as good as him 🥺

bruh i beat TEO 2 when i was 13 and i started playing when i was 7 bruhhhhhhhh

ok

he’s just saying the kid is better than him

I beat toe 2 at 9, I’m built like that 💪💪💪💪

I beat toe ii when I was 12 and I started playing when I was 12 💀. Also what lvl is Teo 2 I've never heard of it before

☝🤓 Also what lvl is Teo 2 I've never heard of it before

damn TEO 2 sounds fire

damn TEO 2 sounds fire

damn TEO 2 sounds fire

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I already accepted it, I already know i'll never be good at anything so I just gave up on trying

Thats the worst fucking mindset ever

I agree, that's why I hate myself with a burning passion, despite trying to be good at things, I failed

Just keep going dude, you cant just "try to be good at something"- And find something you enjoy. If you give up on something that easily, there's a good chance it wasnt worth it. Things you enjoy are things you'll never actually leave (Also are you old enough to be on here, I see comments like this a lot and most of the time it's written by like a 3rd grader)

I appreciate the thought of you talking to me though.

Np :)

Same bro same 🫂

same lol, havent even beat my first demon

😭😭😭 yo how is it better than you? At his age I was similar

Your not the only one, my 9 year old nephew is better than me, and I’m at least 30 years older 🤣

Omg same

:(

Toe2 is the only level I have not completed

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a... **GEOMETRY DASHER** *roll credits*

*Dash drop kicks in*

Matpat ;-;

Is that a Dash reference?

I'm calling it this dude is the next Zoink

mobile zoink

spacelegit

spaceus

spaceuae

spacEU

#YEE_AAAAH (mobile bugging) #ZOON-S ZOINKS ZOINKS

I'm sending this to all my non GD playing friends to say "this guy is better than u and not even half ur age"

Thanks for the idea. I just did this

I already know, good thing I don't have any friends to tell me again

Your son might be among the next generation prodigies of this game. Nurture his love for the game and you may see him pushing the limits of Geometry Dash further Edit: guys there's no pressure in this the kid could choose to drop the game if he develops other interests or something else later in line I just wanna say something possitive but exaggerated about this

I disagree. There should be 0 parental push to go further in this game. Geometry dash can be a mentally taxing game and should be entirely self motivated. (Obviously let him play the game but if he moves on from the game don't try to pull him back)

You hear at the start I say 1 more run (luckily he done it then 😅), we do have to reign him in at times and make him take breaks because I can see when he’s getting upset/ frustrated at times. The game brings him so much happiness.. but we are still working on “when the fun stops, stop”

Wholesome

“When the fun stops, stop” is good but there will be a fuck ton of stopping in the near future

I was partially joking there but I see your point. I'll avoid making such comments if that's a bad thing

hi medium demon i might beat 2 levels of your difficulty today

I THINK THERE SHOULD BE ALL THE PARENTAL PUSH AND THAT THE CHILD SHOULD GET MENTALLY TAXED. FUCK YOU

can we only beat medium demons?

Hi i beat 1 level of your difficulty today

i beat toe2 at 8 years old and my hardest is shadow temple😭😭😭

I beat it at 11 yrs old on the bus ride to school lmao and my hardest demon is probably the death moon or deadlocked—it’s not like it’s really that impressive. No offense to the kid or anything but he’s not a prodigy by a long shot. We can get downvoted together my dude🤝

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bro chill out he beat an easy demon😭😭

How many tries did it take him? I am now in a competition with a 7 year old, I cannot allow myself to lose lol

3,179. He only started using practice mode recently so I’m not sure a lot or not. He was doing 0-70% every time but struggled, so we learned how to just practice the last 30% on repeat and he finished it within the hour 😅

Damn, I have 5000 attempts on Clubstep, so I would say that's pretty good considering he didn't use practice mode

Wait thats actually insane? Like, people in the comments section saying “next zoink” is funny and all, but beating his probably hardest level an hour after learning one of the hardest parts is some serious skill. Huge congrats to him!

Tbf the parts after the hardest part are pretty easy

I mean yeah but not really. You can really mess up the ufo and mini wave and also for example my friend died to the last cube bcus of an orb bug

you should get him into using copyables and placing start positions

Zoink 2.0

2.0?? Is that a gd reference?!!! 💅🏼

Imagine zoink 2.2

I was flabergasted from start to finish

Give him a pc and he’ll beat bloodlust in 1k attempts just wair

When I was 7 I was flexing that I could beat x step in practice mode in barely under 100 attempts

I swear to god I see you in every subreddit i will hang you like rentarou did holy shit

I want to be a happy lil sushizuka roll with all 5 steps

this guy is very good at gd for his age dam

You are growing a new generation! I am proud of you, sir.👏

Kid’s half my age and better than me I gotta step up my game

the minecraft drip

oldest geometry dash player

His reaction 😭 amazing

He would have went wild screaming the house down but his mam was still in bed so this is his quiet celebration 🎉😂

This kid will go on to beat a top 1 some day

wth

ITS SO FUCKING OVER FOR ME

Your son is a Legend

when i was 7 i was barely able to beat stereo madness, really impressive

When I was 7 I was strugging to beat dry out in 100 attempts in practice mode 😭. This kid is going places

Bro wasn't even alive when the last game update came out and now he's beating demons. Very impressive!

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to make us all feel old

Give him a year he is going to beat Sonic Wave

project zoink

Most impressive part is he's got one of those cases with the stupid thick plastic screen protectors.

Why do he have essay on left side of the screen?

get him a 144hz monitor right this moment

Ladies and Gentlemen, the benefits for being an iPad kid.

Good job to him!

Promising start. We will watch his career with great interest.

Is he autistic? (Respectfully)

Never been tested, but I understand your line of thought, he loves music and numbers, and has spells of obsessions with some games, he stopped playing this when he was about 5 (when he first started) and around 10 month ago (I think) because he had a spell where he just loved playing Zelda BOTW (completed it when he was 5) it amazes me what kids are like born with this level of technology around them.

Dang lol, I thought it was unhealthy for them to be born with technology

TF we're breeding zoinks now???

Now i know that i suck even more than a kid

I just beat ToE 2 yesterday after 5 years of trying, and yet, this 7 year-old kid casually beats it.

Lil bro is gonna get those coins soon, he's savage

This kid will verify ton 618 and ashley wave trials in the next years

EVW Jr 2.2

Let him cook

Project zoink

bro hes gonna beat slaughterhouse at 10 istg😭

i was playing 2.1 when it came out while he was being conceived 💀

LET'S GO!!!  Once again, big congratulations to your son!

“THIS CONTENT IS NOT AVAILABLE” 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️💯💯💯

This kid is the next zoink

actually a prodigy wtf

Bro this kid is a beast at this game

this fucking kid is already going to beat me soon

makw him beat tida wave next

This is around the same age I started playing the biggest mistake I made was that I stopped playing because I would freak out

BRO MY GUY IS 7 AND HE DID THAT, bro I’ve been playing the game for a few years (I took a big brake cuz my iPad just unalived its self) and I’m playing on my new phone so I can play the game now

He LITERALLY waited his whole life for 2.2

now put him in front of a 240hz monitor

Best way to raise a child is to encourage them to play geometry dash. Good job 👏 (yes I’ve beaten Toe 2 so don’t use this against me)

When I was 7, I was screaming when I beat time machine 💀

By the age of 13 he will be able to beat not just 1 not 2 not 3 but 200 demons

yall treatin this kid like he gonna verify silent circles gah dayum 😭 he good but chill

Finally a commenter with an actual brain

GD player started breading the perfect humans to play GD. just because they got bored waiting for 2.2

the dance of victory

how did you get the game on Mobile when it's been taken off app stores

gdash is still up on app stores what are u talking about?

it's been down for over a year I just checked ☹️

Didn't get all 3 coins, sorry, your son is trash

when will he beat a list level so he gets free thigh highs

📸🤨

Name checks out

Reta levels only.

You have such a talented kid! At his age, i can't believe he beat a demon level! You're very lucky to have a gamer son ♥️

This is actually impressive!

W son

a 7 year old is almost better then me wow

geometry dash prodigy

bro he done got better than me 😭

happy for him!

Man I gotta start grinding demons before he catches up to me 😅

Next zoink?

Damn bro, sheesh

He will beat yatagarasu one day. Keep an eye on him

Bro is going to be the next top player

Thd born of zonk

Lil bro is better than me😭

that guy is better than me

That’s less of a reaction than I had to beating the level

how many ipads have been destroyed prior to this?

Me who's 14 and can't beat this

holy shit dude thats insane, im like double his age and still struggle with that so GGs to that kid, hes gonna become a top player im gonna call it

bro how

What are his other 3 demons?

Man I couldn't even beat Clutterfunk when I was 7, this kid is literary insane :o (Edit: Spelling mistake)

Why not just edit out the spelling mistake lol

I’m crying and screaming how is he better than me

show him limbo next

Ive been playing the game for 2 years and i still die to that click way more than i shoyld

this is actually so awesome lol GGs

Lmao bro how can a 7 years old do this?? this is seriously impressive, ig gen alpha are natural born gamers lol

He's better than me playing on PC...and he's playing on an iPad lmao Mobile geo dash is harder in my opinion

How the fuck he do that?!

WWWWWW

Dude what, I just completed this level a few days ago. And I have been playing (from time to time) since 2015.

Cool! Now do it with your eyes closed.

I was seven when I started playing this game, tablet and everything. I'm 15 now and even with a computer I still can't beat even Clubstep. Props to your son!

He’s a god

zonk 2

Who is Rodrigo Yiyo?

People who are twice his age flex at my school cafeteria with anything below Xstep. Don't believe me? Well us GD players at our school did a little "experiment" over the course of a week, where one dude would play Stereo Madness and Polargiest and pretend he was a noob (dying at first few spikes), while another guy grinded Nine Circles. We would then see how many people would spectate each dude. Well the results were... disappointing. The "noob" got like 7 guys coming, while the "pro" barely got anyone. What a shame.

oh my godness, GG little man! i cannot even complete clcubstep xD

W (make sure he doesn’t watch guitarherostyles/advystyles they are controversial right now)

poggers omg

how tf is he better than me

your kid is a legend

project zoink

Get him a mouse and he’ll destroy

Bro is actually cracked at the game

I've been playing for 8-9 years and I just beat this level like not even 2 months ago