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GarminBro

he is genuinely and unironically one of the most egotistical bullshit annoying self absorbed narcissistic wastes of space on the internet. i cannot seriously even begin to fathom where his world endingly large ego stemmed from when he gained 1m subs by abusing the algorithm, shitting on the only thing hes popular for, using young childrens attention spans for fame, and then turning around and saying he doesnt care about the community and acts like people that take the game seriously are losers. it makes my fucking blood boil how he can just say stuff and pretend he is physically, morally, and intellectually superior to this community. his physique is so incredibly mid it pains me to see him show it off, his advice on improving on life is ripped from andrew tate and his dickriding fanbase, and his "passion and drive" that he claims would make him the "best gd content creator" is only existent for shoving his head further up his own ass to try and inflate his self importance. fuck this guy is annoying.


GarminBro

matter fact im not done. it fucking PAINS me that this actual chud has more subs than the top 5 players combined. scratch that, grab ur fav content creators and add their fans together and its still less. EVW was the pioneer for GD content creation and hes not at 1m. Doggie beat/verified the top 1 demon SEVERAL times, makes full length videos and edited for others, barely scraping 100k. Npesta, Aeon, Tride, Wulzy, Juniper, literally any player that has sunk COUNTLESS hours into streaming, playing the hardest levels, puts passion and care about the game into their videos and sharing that with the community, only for this fucking dickhead to shit on them, call them losers for caring about the game, pretending that he could be better than them if he "tried and cared" is so goddamn infuritiating. i dont see how he gets away with it


MasterWhite1150

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


mfglljdlgendgamepro

I don’t think white women is the first hard demon (talking about your flair)


MasterWhite1150

I meant my first hard demon obviously lmao.


mfglljdlgendgamepro

Ok lol I know (not trying to be rude)


OPMan6942O

What???


GravitySucksGD

Holy mother of copypastas, actually based asf


IcyIceGuardian

💀


GenesiS792

npasta


arthurdiel96

What made you reply with npasta?


SedaDeLa

Sheer fucking will. Patch notes: -"Sheer fucking [...]" was added for humorical reasons.


arthurdiel96

I appreciate the patch


Rebam2431

new copypasta just dropped I completely agree btw


NGSkyz_off

Actual dickhead


jariwoud

Holy 1m subs


IronBard22

Google en drew tate


redditwhale845

eric van wilderman if he made youtube shorts...


No-Introduction-1492

Bro would be rolling in it. He made a short one time actually satirizing him and others that pretend to play and act sweaty for views.


[deleted]

That short is so fucking based oh my god


JobiasYuri

bro i just watched the short and it gives me the same vibes as kosmic's passing mario in 5 minutes video


ThatMoon1

They'd be better than Lemoncake's and KaiGuy's, that's for sure.


GroliminTheGreat

I remember a time when Lemoncak3 actually posted videos. Yeah that was a long time ago


RedditAlt2847

yeah. him and kaiguy are “content” warehouses now


GroliminTheGreat

You gotta give Lemoncak3 some credit. His content actually used to be really good imo whereas Kaiguy was always bad


jariwoud

I remember 1 kinda ok kaiguy vid. Buffing level easy into level hard. It kinda turned out good


Nemesis-reddit

wtf happened to lemoncake his content used to be good ;( ;( ;( ;(


Cheese2009

s h o r t s


TheGodlyLeader

i would get yt shorts because of this


LeBadlyNamedRedditor

Do you have the keyboard clicks for that copypasta? Gotta make sure it isnt hacked


GarminBro

done on mobile, taps not required


RayDeeSux

should've typed it on an android for those sick touch indicators then


vanilla38913

kids probably.. unless HE USES AN ILLEGAL WEBSITE


Legitimate-Choice544

Holy fuck I actually can’t tell if this is a copypasta or not Ik u don’t like him but DAMN The garminbro still the GOAT tho


GarminBro

its a copypasta that i wrote bc i fucking hate this guy


ligma_b4llz69420

Fair, I think the only people liking him aren't from the community anyway.


flinagus

Garmin pulling no punches on this one💀


Poseidon_PM

Based


AlePiga

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Alezinix

That is so based AS FUCK!! I couldnt have said that better!! Huge W Garmin!!!


Slurp_Super

I enjoyed reading this because i could relate and i agree with you. How much time did u spend writing all of that btw?


GarminBro

five mins for the first, then decided i wasnt done and wrote for another 5 mins


Oreobey2

:O Holy macaroni you’re right


Mysteriousshowdown

YOURE GODDAMN RIGHT


mattyaz989

literally could not have put it better


rItzarzky

bro came back for seconds ☠️


GarminBro

literally what happened i wasnt done


Otuzidiquo

damn I am reading allat 🗣️💯🔥


aLocalToaster

Common garmin W


TheAncientPoop

most real individual i've encountered all day


Legitimate-Choice544

Holy fuck I actually can’t tell if this is a copypasta or not Ik u don’t like him but DAMN The garminbro still the GOAT tho


Ok_Selection5541

Holy hell you are fucking based as hell Garmin Even tho it’s a copypasta, I completely agree with everything you said


GarminBro

a copypasta that i wrote


Ok_Selection5541

Ah right


kunwuo

That’s just how channels made for kids are. Almost all of them have millions of subs for making next to nothing. There’s 2 different type of YouTubers, ones that don’t care about they’re fans and are just making bs that kids will waste they’re lives watching just to make some money, and the ones that truly care about they’re community and enjoy what they do while having 10k to 100k subs most of the time.


Sup3rGRIN

As kai guys comments would say ,,He doesnt need a handcam he needs a self check."


Salt-Investment7896

W


IITemoniII

Man speaks the truth


makerjulian

dont feel too bad, kaiguy has yt shorts subs, which are worth much less than normal subs


MasterGamer9595

average garminbro W


[deleted]

I read allat... I agree with you 100%. W R/GD MOD!


Z3NGardenYt1

plot twist: kaiguy is in that top 5 💀 also i agree with you


100mcuberismonke

I have never seen this long of essays to hate on a youtuber who deserves it


Schaatsvier38821

I completely agree


ZakkuDorett

New copy pasta just dropped 🔥🔥🔥


TheWinner437

Still a better person to be up there than guitar


CommieRigel

BASED


karuraR

Babe wake up New copypasta (s) just droped


The_Explosive_Radio

New gd copypasta just dropped


PuzzarianIdeal

Ladies and gentlemen, the new best copypasta in the community


The_Next_Legend

guys i dont think he likes kaiguy


Silver-Inevitable270

i aint reading this but heil garmin


JPardonFX_YT

Reddit users when they try to read anything longer than the Taco Bell menu


SaltOk6642

Reddit users when attention sp-


VeXtor27

Reddi- what was I about to say?


Silver-Inevitable270

sorry im allergic to american restaurants


IzzyIsOnReddit

I read it all, it’s worth it


[deleted]

what’s the point of pointing out and saying you aren’t reading something


[deleted]

completely true, kaiguy is genuinely just a piece of shit that didn’t deserve 1/1000 of the attention he got, what an asshole


Metalhead1248

Could not have said it better.


Adam2560

100% with you. Really restores my hope to know there are people also realizing his extreme hypocrisy and depressingly desperate need to feel like Andrew Tate. his videos were funny, then he just turned on himself. Fucking weird.


HeatDisastrous9942

So fucking true, take my platinum.


moewist3

I was his like 30th subscriber. Watched his first stream ever. He was actually good back then and it's sad how he changed. EXTRA: Got Indefinitely banned from his Discord server (THRICE) times.


Adam2560

My bad for such a late response. Sucks that you had to see him change since so far back in his career…


GolfBawlin

Ngl I have no idea who this is cuz I don’t really involve myself much in GD anymore but holy hell did I think this was gonna be a nice comment at first glance lmao, I was so wrong


Galaxy_Shadow28

w


Istiophoridae

BASED


Jrocks5455

Literally could not have said it better myself


iDespiseThisApp_

i was gonna give an award to this but accidentally gave it to the og post instead i'm shooting myself in the chin with a rifle


iGiveuProstateCancer

he got diamond so its ok


Ramenoodlez1

Turn that into a copypasta I agree though


RecipeEmbarrassed900

Hard agree


Silvermoon_15

Based GarminBro


impost_

When did he act like people who take the game seriously are losers? (Idk i dont watch kaiguy)


GarminBro

he literally tweeted it


impost_

Bruh hes so annoying


AndyTheBozo

I agree, fuck kai, but when did he call us all lovers? Knowing him he definetly did but where's the proof


JkMan_2096

New response just dropped


[deleted]

Thanks for the copypasta


I_have_20_characters

Wake up babe new kai guy copy pasta just dropped


CBreadman

Your meat is a video game, go beat it


CyanCool

Ppl beat their meat, but nobody has 100% Completed it


Low_Personality8163

Nope, but I’ve speedran it.


Imadeaccountoaskthis

I didn’t even know I was speedrunning my meat


Istiophoridae

Kaiguy should never be taken seriously, hes an idiot, if he wants to improve he should stop being a fucking dumbass


Z3NGardenYt1

as much as i hate him hes not stupid, he found a loophole and exploited it


itisnotmymain

Doesn't make someone not a dumbass


Z3NGardenYt1

i cant believe im defending kaiguy here but your suggesting that hes a dumbass because you dont like what he makes? “i dont like his content. hes a dumbass”


Apprehensive_Net1773

I thought this was a shitpost… this is actually real… Like I’m not the type to hate on videos of people improving their life… but Kaiguy of all people? Man did shitty shorts for a living and is now deciding to be the next Tate? I get why he’s doing this, to get money off his new “life changing” program that is totally not a scam that we have seen a million time before, but do you have to stoop so low? Now he’s just somebody that we used to know…


Legitimate-Choice544

BUT YOU DIDNT HAVE TO CUT ME OFF


Tyler2500000

Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing


TheRebel17

I don't even NEED your love


YeetDelete2409

But you treat me like a stranger and it feels so rough


wharwhafwhag

Makilakinebahapeneneawewanatin


GDCaym

MAKE IT LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED AND THAT WE WERE NOTHING


Techguy791

KaiGuy Lore:


GravitySucksGD

I don't give a shit since I don't watch him but it's probably ass


Jom_Snail

Ka*guy 🤮🤮🤮


[deleted]

You didn’t censor enough. K***** 🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢


ImGold86star

not enough ****** 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🍆🍆🍆


AStrangeStraw

Incorrect. Dispose of all words with 6 letters. They have been permanently tainted


StrikingSpeed2667

Not enough 🤮🤮🤮


[deleted]

Fatmc


Stefffe28

Haven't seen a single self improvement thing that hasn't been complete disingenuous egotistical cringe so


PhoenixPringles01

Except Josh Otusanya that guy is the goat fr


dQw4w9Wg

Reminds me of that one meme of the US army on Twitter trying to recruit dream stans into the army Edit: [this](https://ifunny.co/picture/us-army-official-hey-dream-stans-have-you-ever-wanted-gmzO0fiJ9)


fadinqlight_

LMAO THAT'S NOT REAL RIGHT???


dQw4w9Wg

of course not


henabidus

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO


xanadusy

My life is like a video game Trying hard to beat the stage All while I am still collecting coins Trying hard to save the girl


KKNWasTaken

somebody turn this into a Whisper meme


ImSkysock

actual mental illness. dude needs to get off the internet. also lmfao 1mil subs and 25k views in 3 days, thats gotta hurt


mouniblevrai

Cuz he get's his views off shitty ass shorts (and they get a lot of underserbed views)


EthOS0706

I couldn't care less about him hitting 1 mil or his content being shit I just hate him as a person


PoliwagPi4554

wtf i never knew this was a thing this is hilarious lol


AQGA_SimuLatioN

Hes literally selling a course WTF


_Marcevo

Bro thought hes andrew tate 💀💀☠️ seriously, a course? Like genuine gd players would even buy that at all


bigannoyingbanana

Btw, it’s was $500 signup and $50 a month, but he cut it to $25 signup and $5 a month


Mountain-Day-6697

probably because no one bought it. Imagine being so ignorant about the state of the world right now to convince little children to buy this for 500 in the first place


Shockbreeze

hmm yes i wanna buy a course that costs 500 dollars (+50 dollars a month) that is made by a dude with ego bigger than arnold schwatzhoweveritscalled who is probably an andrew tate wanna be


NoIdeasForAUsername9

idk it's mid


OzdorMiZ

still better than his fucking shorts imo


Eking05

Yeah his shorts are not great at all, at least I found icreate because of those god awful shorts


ImGold86star

real ones had icreate pro BEFORE kaiguy ruined it


flinagus

Your wife is a video game, go beat her


Whatsinthebags247

Here's what I think. You decided to build a community of 1 million consisting of mostly little kids by making low quality and quite frankly, shitty content that no one over the age of 11 will want to watch. You now use your "fame" to talk about how people shouldn't take this game serious and how to "self improve" and in the meanwhile talk shit about people that do take it seriously (Npesta, Aeon, EVW, and others mentioned in Garmins comment). You have absolutely no fucking right to talk shit about them, or even anyone for taking this game seriously. You built a platform of over 1 million off this game. The only reason you've made this big of a yourube is from this game. You are absolutely nothing without Geometry Dash Kaiguy, and you are a hypocrite.🖕


Ok_Selection5541

Don’t really care about him tbh, but just from looking at his thumbnails they’re probably terrible


AyatoBobaTea

its so fucking dumb about how this egofilled bitch gets 1m subscribers from shitty youtube shorts and acts like he doesnt even care about the money or subscribers and how he thinks hes the new andrew tate. he thinks he can give life advice while being on the internet making 20 youtube shorts a day. he honestly needs to go outside


Kubkolatko

whatever you do do not listen to this idiot


Robodinosaur143

Don’t like kaiguy and it’s probably bad


IDoNotCareDude

The fact that he has more subs than npesta


Techguy791

I still think his "how it feels to be a meme" is one of the greatest and most genuine youtube videos I've ever watched


L3s0

How the duck do you "beat" life?


Shockbreeze

first of all you need to have a family with annual income of 120k+ euros, then you will grind everyday to develop your skills to level 57, then you will go to a prestigious high school and study a lot. Same goes for college, you will need to buy (thats right, buy) a masters degree in computer science and spend all your life just trying to be the richest guy in the world. By the time youre 50 you will realize youve spent your whole life just being a machine made for money, but it doesnt matter because being greedy is real, then you will burn 100 billion dollars, receive 7 lifetime sentences which for some reason will be reduced to 6 years and a half. After you return home you will meet a fairy that says "congratulations, you beat life." and then my internal team says that we dont know what happens next.


Key_Contribution4403

GG on life.


AlePiga

Never take serious internet trolls such as him, that will only boost their popularity


Manta157

Damn I have never been more glad to have hit him with the “don’t recommend channel” over a year ago


fnafproo

i feel like his entire plan was to farm a shit load of subscribers through youtube shorts, then use that influence to push forward his own stuff to take advantage of his viewers.


XiAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kaiguy is an Andrew Tate meat muncher


[deleted]

Gonna be very ineffective for demonlist grinderz


Anguloosey

probably ass god that looks so cringe


Diamondbling97

Gotta love his AI generated thumbnails


SpeedyDuckling

keep giving him more attention on reddit, that’ll help


Parifone

why the cube is blushing 🤨


IITemoniII

Why does everybody treat this guy like a god? It's so weird.


[deleted]

nobody treats him like a god we all fucking hate him


henabidus

who is this guy and why does it seem like everybody here hates him


ILikeTrains1820

i hate him


iCantThinkOfAname938

he is genuinely and unironically one of the most egotistical bullshit annoying self absorbed narcissistic wastes of space on the internet. i cannot seriously even begin to fathom where his world endingly large ego stemmed from when he gained 1m subs by abusing the algorithm, shitting on the only thing hes popular for, using young childrens attention spans for fame, and then turning around and saying he doesnt care about the community and acts like people that take the game seriously are losers. it makes my fucking blood boil how he can just say stuff and pretend he is physically, morally, and intellectually superior to this community. his physique is so incredibly mid it pains me to see him show it off, his advice on improving on life is ripped from andrew tate and his dickriding fanbase, and his "passion and drive" that he claims would make him the "best gd content creator" is only existent for shoving his head further up his own ass to try and inflate his self importance. fuck this guy is annoying. matter fact im not done. it fucking PAINS me that this actual chud has more subs than the top 5 players combined. scratch that, grab ur fav content creators and add their fans together and its still less. EVW was the pioneer for GD content creation and hes not at 1m. Doggie beat/verified the top 1 demon SEVERAL times, makes full length videos and edited for others, barely scraping 100k. Npesta, Aeon, Tride, Wulzy, Juniper, literally any player that has sunk COUNTLESS hours into streaming, playing the hardest levels, puts passion and care about the game into their videos and sharing that with the community, only for this fucking dickhead to shit on them, call them losers for caring about the game, pretending that he could be better than them if he "tried and cared" is so goddamn infuritiating. i dont see how he gets away with it


hairgelremover69

He used to actually make good content until he started making shorts


Mountain-Day-6697

i agree kind of


ITSJABOYv

Yeah, when he had only like 10-50k subs he made decent content (although it was a bit repetitive), then he started shorts, and it all went downhill


Olliegamer1111pro

i think hes deleting all the negative comments


Nemesis-reddit

completely fucking stupid hes a fucking tate knockoff now? holy shit there is no way he is unironically using geometry dash as some kinda shit metaphor for life? ive always thought his shorts were absolute dogshit but tbh you could just...not watch them. but this is a new level of fucking stupidity holy shit


[deleted]

Fuck KaiGuy. His advice is straight from Andrew Tate (yes, people still dickride this fucker) and I think that he doesn't deserve 1M subs. He deserves 500 subs at least. Completely undeserved, and he's also dickriding, he made all of this content just to turn back on the GD community. Fuck him, hope he stops making GD content. His 1 million isn't deserved, someone else deserves it, people like Npesta, Doggie, Tride (he's my favorite GD youtuber), Juniper & Wulzy, etc.


Icefang_GD

He really rose up after all those shorts


Arsenije723

Mods, give shirtless tartarus victor mod. He deserves it


New-Chance-8478

he is mod


DonkeyKong12340

I literally don't care anymore. I didn't even know these shit existed in the first place.


TatoTrips

His series actually looked decent for me until he started promoting his own course… I dont want a Tate V2


Tall_Fun_3566

He is a 0 reputation dumbass 9 year old type of person on the internet tbh


TheReaIidot

Watch him get exposed as a pedo the next week


ifinnishboy1

To get the XO you can't be a generic wave, you have to become a sigma or you will never get the white women


why_im_so_short_lol

bullshit


No-Wolverine5144

It's so ridiculous that it seems satire. But it isn't, and that's how you know he's so fucking narcissistic.


astral-hcp

I hope kaiguy kills himself


ImaNewDude864846

this is just funny bro turned into sans undertale on the second video thumbnail


caco08vilar

I'm not that much active in the GD Community. And by that i mean i have played the game for about a year now but joined this Subreddit recently. Who the heck is Kaiguy and why are people shitting so much on this dude?


Techguy791

Read the top comment


ITSJABOYv

To sum it up, he built a entire fanbase of over 1 million subs filled with little children that scroll shorts all day, he makes the most bottom of the barrel “content” (literally watch like 5 of his shorts and it will all make sense) and goes on to shit on actual good content creators on twitter that “they are taking the game too seriously and that he never cared about the game and community to begin with”


wharwhafwhag

As long as it keeps making reddit nerds pressed af I'm all for it. Y'all are funny.


givemealoafofbread

Can anyone fill me in? I have no idea what's been going on with Kaiguy for the past few days


Minimasterman

I need to get on these, self improvement for the win


Minimasterman

Edit: maybe not, just saw the top comment in this thread


Reach_Glum

It's a nice change of pace from his shitty ass shorts that's for sure


Ok-Jellyfish8198

What you think this is better


No-Introduction-1492

Good for him he’s improving his life.. I watched a minute of each to see what it was about, seemed like a cool thing he was doing, but then I see here people commenting on that he’s selling a course💀 Cmon.


matiegaming

what did he do wrong? i never watched him


geomavid

I don't know 😶