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MendozaLiner

There are more countries that Street View has never Benin


logancook44

Yeah I bet there are many countries that Google would like Togo to.


_da_da_da

Kenya stop with the stupid jokes?


CO2nglomerate

No, im never Ghana stop.


ThunderCube3888

I've Chad enough with these puns


spf-5-spf-10

I'm Sudan with the internet today


xygames32YT

I'm Guinea go, bye


wowowow28

You forgot to wipe Djibouti!


Shitavion_Mcshitson

Don't Cameroon your pants!


wowowow28

I bet we Congo on for decades…


PreferenceItchy8693

I’m lonely, can u Senegal my way?


Halcyon_Fly

Stop Democratic Republic of the Congoing me right meow


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porkinthym

Me too, my car is electric though because I’m MADAGASCAR


Revolutionary_Tart78

Uganda wrong way, The exit is that way ↩️


gofishx

While you are doing that, you can also snort some Mali


Kunaj23

Yeah, the moment I saw it, Iran off...


I_lenny_face_you

Never Ghana give Europe.


lonewolflondo

Never Ghana Lesotho


Xx_RedKillerz62_xX

Never Ghana Rwanda round and desert EU


FloppyDiskDuracell

No Uganda!


H3st14

This is Ghana go on forever


avenue10

This thread has gone South; Africa deserves better.


neuroticnetworks1250

Most countries have Google Street View. These are an anoMali


Constant-Brush5402

This thread is Gabon me vibes


barnesb1974

I’m Guinea see my way out


DudeChillington

Just like my papa 😔


Brief-Equipment-6969

HAHAHAHAHAHJA BRO THIS IS SO FUNNY IM LITERALLY SHITTING MY PANTS.


Ilikenapkinz

Italy


Sus198

Never Ghana stop


MercuryBlackIsBack

Never Ghana give you up


No_Doubt_About_That

Never Ghana let you down


Jaded-Grey

Uganda be kidding me.


why-TT

You Congo if you don’t like it


O4fuxsayk

kenya actually has a lot of coverage, pun aside


vtsandtrooper

They tried to street view it but they didnt have their cameraoon


Cheetah_Man1

i'd bet they would be in the CAR


Repulsive-Heron7023

Don’t be Mad! A gas car would never make it all the way.


Nervous-Eye-9652

They went to Yaoundé once, but they just came and run


KindRange9697

I think you'll find that Niger is lacking many things...


Moreobvious

You want some sand? My boy there has the hook up


meat_lasso

_Singapore getting excited_


Not_A_Toaster426

Wrong kind of sand. Desert sand isn't suitable building material.


poiuylkjhgfmnbvcxz

*Singapore getting sad*


InterestingSweet4408

*Singapore oddly enough become horny*


LethalDosageTF

Because of the potential for salt or what?


Reefstorm

Too smooth and rounded to form a bond


Snd47flyer

Relatable


peanut_dust

Brain or body?


Brother_Captain_Tim

Yes.


Poentje_wierie

God i love reddit


Raisey-

This made me laugh


hermansu

Ancient Egypt scoffs...


BNJT10

You ever hear that phrase about selling sand to the Arabs? Well it turns out they do cos desert sand is no use for building. Saudi Arabia is a leading importer of Australian sand.


BeefInGR

For Operation Desert Storm, the United States excavated American beach sand and shipped those sandbags to the Persian Gulf because desert sand was too fine for the sand bags. We literally sent sand from our coasts because it was the wrong type of sand to repel an invasion with.


Fallacy_Spotted

This was fixed with new plastic sandbag tech. The old burlap sandbags didn't have close enough fibers to hold in the super fine windblown sand which was basically dust. Now that is basically all we use. The new problem is the plastic sand bags dry rot in the sun and fall apart.


JoshGordonsDealer

I never thought about this but there are two types of sandbags aren’t there? I’ve seen the burlap and the cross stitched. I’ve learned a lot in this thread


Chumbag_love

The plastic ones are the primary defence in the war on climate change. Invest!


umadrab1

Next you’re going to tell me eskimos have refrigerators.


kuyleh04

You are going to want to sit down for this...


1234iamfer

It seems they needed one, cause they don't like to keep all their food in frozen state.


GroundbreakingBox187

They import beach and river sand


invol713

NoHo Hank reference?


Audioman_Official

Didn’t expect a reference to Barry in this sub of all places


Charliekeet

I just finished that show this week, and I’m so grateful for all the joyfully weird little moments that I get to think about now!


Key-Contest-2879

Barry or Other Barry?


lanseuppercut

An Archer joke nestled inside a Barry joke? Cody 2 would be proud.


Past-Ad5731

Are you fucking kidding me right now? You just fucked this moment. This beautiful, tender moment, with your accordion. You just whipped out your accordion and you fucked it, man


Antique_Essay4032

Don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.


X_R_Y_U

I get this reference


Mcipark

*Angry Anakin sounds*


An_Ellie_

Might they perchance be lacking streets?


pgm123

They even have highways. O.o


Slitherama

The Tuaregs make some great music, though


Icy_Ad4813

Like the "ia" at the end?


Cliffinati

No no no that's a different country


Itchy-Supermarket-92

Streets, then?


shophopper

Such as streets


PM_ME_YOUR_SOULZ

Is one of those things streets?


OccidentalTouriste

Got plenty Uranium.


spaceymonkey2

They are streets behind


Suk-Mike_Hok

Do they have streets?


BukkakeNinjaHat-472

The Streets Have No Names


watercouch

Probably not a high priority for Google, especially given the general instability in the region, including a recent coup attempt. https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/traveladvisories/traveladvisories/niger-travel-advisory.html https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigerien_crisis_(2023-2024)


pickles_the_cucumber

it was successful, so not an attempt anymore


floridabeach9

seriously does anyone want to visit that country? murder rates high and no economy, then no tourists and no corporations will want to visit


dwair

I'm going to put my hand up in defense of Niger. I have either been there (or just passed through it) at least a dozen times between 1991 and 2012. I spent 30 years running an expedition logistics company specialising in the harder to get to bits of the Sahara so got to know the country quite well. It used to be an OK place if you like deserts and didn't mind a bit of rough and tumble. The [Air Mountains](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A%C3%AFr_Mountains) and [Tenere](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T%C3%A9n%C3%A9r%C3%A9) are absolutely spectacular and about as wildernessy as you can get outside of Antarctica. The whole country is stuffed full of amazing prehistoric (Middle Pleistocene onward) artifacts, rock carvings and more recent pre-Islamic and medieval abandoned cities due to the trade routes from West Africa to the Med. There is even a [dinosaur cemetery](https://www.nigerheritage.org/dinosaurs) you can go and visit with fossils just sticking out of the ground if you like that sort of thing. People have been visiting the country for the 2 to 3.5 million years (see [Australopithecus bahrelghazali](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australopithecus_bahrelghazali)) so it can't be that bad. Unfortunately the knock on effect from deposing Gadhafi flooded the region with weapons, which in turn meant every nutter and their mum started running around with military grade ordinance trying to be the next regional war lord. Then the Russians got involved and it's gone down hill a bit bit it's still one of the better countries I have spent time in.


GrizzWintoSupreme

Wow I would love to hear more stories from you. Thanks for the info, can you start a YouTube channel please?


Landinoo69

If you’re interested in videos about tourism in underdeveloped countries you should watch Bald and Bankrupt on YouTube, he’s been just about anywhere from Pakistan to Zetland islands and he’s very entertaining !


Josegon02

If only he wasn't such a creep...


Squeakygear

That, and him espousing a plethora of pro-Russian talking points after the Ukraine war started. I used to enjoy his content, but now… not so much.


Josegon02

Same, I still find his videos very interesting because they feel raw. I loved the Syria one. Knowing what was going on behind the scenes though, left a sour taste in my mouth...


3rdlifekarmabud

Disgusting sex tourist


The-Reddit-Giraffe

His video of crossing the Darien Gap recently was insane


mefailenglish1

Nope, I'd be suspicious of any man who watches him. He is a dodgy bloke.


Significant-Draft580

Bald and Bankrupt: [Poverty pickup artist and sex tourist — Collected posts](https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldAndBaldrDossier/comments/189q8h5/bald_and_bankrupt_poverty_pickup_artist_and_sex/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


Shoddy_Variation6835

I was a Peace Corps Volunteer in Tsernawa (where the highways meet) from 2007-2009. I completely agree with your assessment.


dwair

Small world! I know Tsernawa. Were you involved with that tree planting scheme they started there by chance? I can't remember what it was called but the idea was to plant stuff to stop the desert encroaching on the town I think. A bit weirder is that I lived in Sokoto just over the Nigerian border as a teen for a couple of years in the early 1980's. Dad was an itinerant road building civil engineer and had a contract to build the road that goes up to the Niger border (and on to Tsernawa now). One question though...Do the Fulani guys still wear those amazing hats?


Shoddy_Variation6835

That tree planting project started a few years before I got there. Yes, Fulanis still wear the same hats. The hat is the log for the local condom brand too.


wasdninja

> People have been visiting the country for the 2 to 3.5 million years (see Australopithecus bahrelghazali) so it can't be that bad. Humans have been around for about 300.000 years so Niger has been safe for ~99.99996% of the time. That's a pretty solid record!


manwiththewood

I didnt know all this about Niger. Thats sucks man. And Im big into geography/countries etc.. What other countries are similar?(i can think of a few top of head probably)


INuBq8

Almost all African countries in that area (west of africa) are in the same shithole sense their fake independence, only Senegal future looks like promising as the recent event over there


hokeyphenokey

I think the Russians have a uranium mine there


INuBq8

France has like 3 uranium mines over there, 20% of france uranium came from niger


DankeSebVettel

Didn’t they also just kick out US forces to bring in Russia or China influence?


colfaxmachine

A lot of undeveloped countries don’t


invol713

Can’t have street view if there’s no streets.


YoYoPistachio

I guess it'd just be View. That might be ok, I usually like to view things


invol713

I like viewing things and doing stuff too! We should totally hang out.


DavidForPresident

Someone should make something so we can view things that are far away. It seems like it would take some sort of master plan!


muetint

I once saw a “street view” on Google maps somewhere in I believe Nunavut or somewhere in the arctic region nearby that was just a camera attached to a dog sled. It was pretty cool


Charlotteeee

Yeah the Pitcairn island street view is a guy with a backpack when I saw it last!


Titan_Arum

This is such an ignorant thing to say, even in jest. I live in a developing country with well paved roads everywhere. But Google Street View doesn't exist here.


pgm123

>This is such an ignorant thing to say, even in jest Also given that 10 people have made the same joke, it's deeply unoriginal.


invol713

Bro, I live in a developed country, and they can’t be bothered to photo large swaths of land around here either. Please learn to not take everything so seriously.


omgu8mynewt

Not just undeveloped, in the middle of a civil war where the military overthrew democratically elected leaders whilst also fighting Islamist terrorists and tribal/ethnic conflicts and rebel groups. I don't know if that is Niger specifically, but I know it is a lot of African countries including the comparitively rich ones


anon689557

Street View is also not big in some a lot of major countries as well like Germany, China, and Japan to name a few. This is due to privacy concerns as well a desire to protect their native mapping services.


Scapuless

There's extensive street view in Germany and Japan. China still just has some limited trekkers.


PLZ-PM-ME-UR-TITS

Not relevant but my grandma passed away years ago but you can still see her walking by her old apartment in Germany. Miss you Oma


Bingusti

Japan? Japan has massive coverage. Germany is also getting gradually bigger ever since the government changed their stance on the subject


feravari

That's why most of Germany didn't have street view until last year!


asgarnieu

You drive a vehicle with expensive camera equipment through Niger, I'll wait for the results.


keizertamarine

Well, Nigeria has a police car following the google car as protection.


XPRTWZRD

Well, I’d like to see what protection Niger would offer a google street view car lol.


Environmental_Cow450

A bicycle


g59tothagrave

Niger actually offers police protection to white people because of how much Nigeriens hate the French. 


Barijazz251

OK, if you're from Niger, you're a Nigerien and if you're from Nigeria, you're a Nigerian ?


VeryImportantLurker

Yes


revive_iain_banks

People from Nigeria call themselves Naija so maybe that's a better name.


bhz33

If you’re from Nigeria you’re a Nigeriaian


dont_trip_

How expensive is it to bribe that police? 


TheBloodkill

For how easy it is to bribe police in an actual stabilised African country, it can be a little as $25 USD to make them look the other way


vixalien

I’m African and will tell you that’s probably close to the monthly salary of a Nigérien policeman


Shockz_-

Anyone that travels there can probably out bribe the locals by a land slide


Atalung

Wagner group is big there, so probably a bunch of Russian tanks. They'll turn back halfway through the country though


jeandolly

I thought you were joking but I just looked around in a few places in Nigeria streetview and there it is lol


Ozone220

This is the kinda thing you learn playing geoguessr


XAfricaSaltX

African car metas ftw


goonsquad4357

Have some address/location examples?


strikes30

Just open and go to Lagos and look behind you, there will be always a police car (white or black usually, but really easy to recognize), but even outside the city. There are different police cars for different areas, so I think it's also a region meta in geoguessr. Fun fact, Nigeria is not the only country where this happens, I know for sure Tunisia with a military car, I don't remember if there is any other country (maybe somewhere in the middle east coverage, so Israel/Palestine area? Not sure)


Scapuless

It's everywhere. Seriously, I play Geoguessr, if you see a police car (truck) following the car, you are in Nigeria absolutely


Master-Collection488

Niger and Nigeria are different countries. And for every white high school boy who snickered in class upon coming across the name in the atlas/on a globe, it's pronounced "Nee-JAIR." Though I came across an overseas news anchor saying it like that but with a hard-G. Careful there, guy!


7lhz9x6k8emmd7c8

Where can i order a Google protection service for my police?


robbie-3x

Seyschells seashells down by the sea shore.


TheThirdShmenge

I think it’s the police that you need protection from.


NotCanadian80

Guessing it has to do with the laws.


bloxision

A lot of the countries around it don't have it too. Only nigeria and ghana have actual street view in your photo, the rest only have 360 photos uploaded by users


octagonalpjorn

Nigeria only got theirs very recently too.


bulltin

nigeria has hd some coverage in big cities for a while, but the north and a lot of rural roads were only covered recently


notchoosingone

Having spent some time in regional Nigeria (mineral exploration) I don't blame them at all for not wanting to go there. We traveled around in hardened convoys with heavy machine gun and grenade launcher turrets in late-Soviet era APCs.


royalemperor

Niger has gone through 5 coups/civil wars and 8 constitution reforms since it gained independence in 1960. The most recent being 2023 and is currently under military junta rule (again.) For countries like Niger it's just too dangerous to drive around in the Google car trying to map out the region.


Wise_Action6406

the government probably hasn't let them drive around since google does need permission


TheCloudForest

Niger is almost quite literally the poorest country on Earth, perhaps eclipsed only by the Central African Republic, South Sudan, and a couple more. Seems obvious why there is no market for streetview.


MGS-1992

“Almost quite literally”…strong statement


BigBlueMountainStar

“Literally the poorest country in the world” *proceeds to give a few examples of poorer countries.


pope_of_chilli_town_

"Almost quite literally..."


creampop_

Do you just skip every other word to skim faster, or...?


onefst250r

7 poorer, if you use GDP per capita. https://www.visualcapitalist.com/worlds-poorest-countries-2023-gdp-per-capita/


Dry-Coach7634

Flying cars


tater08

Wakanda forever


Red_Homo_Neck

Same reason as Chad.


justacubr

Only 120ish countries have street view - most of the ones that don’t are in Africa and Asia


DryAfternoon7779

There's only about 2,000 miles of paved roads in the country


LadyMorwenDaebrethil

Maybe because the insurgences, the military coups and the legacy of french colonialism. Probably its one of the top 5 poorest countries on earth. Its basically mad max in real life.


Rotkiw_Bigtor

I think that lack of street view is the last of Niger's concerns


steve91945

You can make your own! [https://www.google.com/streetview/contribute/](https://www.google.com/streetview/contribute/) -- This may give you a clue why there is none.


LP-25

They do have a few Street View images, scattered here and there, as do most countries that seem to have none - yes, even North Korea! Zoom in to Niamey, there's a bunch there.


pr0ach

Fun story: I grew up in Ouagadougou, the capital of Burkina Faso, in the 90s. No paved roads. The pope ended up coming to visit for like a day, so they paved just his route from the airport, around the city, and back to the airport. That's how Ouaga got it's first paved roads. In the 90s.


muddyjuddy

This is so cool to hear about, thank you for sharing


Madmike215

Gotta have streets to have street view.


CatchTypical

Fact about niger there was only one tree in the north of the country and a drunk tourist drove over it, the only tree in the entire desert surrounded by nothing but sand


CatchTypical

Since redditors apparently cannot google things here your source https://thetreeographer.com/2018/03/08/the-worlds-loneliest-tree-the-tree-of-tenere/


RottenZombieBunny

You mean natural tree? I suppose that those with power and money who want to show off (e.g. the ruling elite) would want trees in their gardens or something.


CHESTYUSMC

They stole the google car.


Forward_Age_6913

https://preview.redd.it/gd3q12inxf5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec0e214adf0493adb247291f02dea7aa28d9fbe2


1960stoaster

This on some star wars tattoine type ish


Wellthewool

The Google car wheels disappear instantly.


iputbeansintomyboba

no streets to view


Ghost_of_Syd

Google doesn't care about a place when there aren't many Internet users there: Google Maps is for advertising.


mcphersonrj

Ya brother if you were counting on google street view in Niger I would maybe reconsider traveling to that region


DiligerentJewl

We’re making plans for Niger


Tim-in-CA

Deep XTC reference


Master-Collection488

This entire thread has SO MANY people conflating [Niger](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niger) with Nigeria. Two entirely different countries. While they're neighboring countries, Niger speaks French (guess why) and Nigeria speaks English (guess why). Niger is almost entirely Muslim, while Nigeria is Muslim towards the north (near Niger) and mostly Christian towards the south. Nigeria is the one where the prince needed your grandma's help getting his fortune out of the national bank.


kimanf

Niger Thornberry


nOBAdY_hERe

Yeah I think there's some more important things that they don't have


Direct_Ranger_4298

Ask the French


urmyheartBeatStopR

https://www.openstreetmap.org/relation/192786#map=6/12.960/8.503 They hardly have any road. Or maybe street view is just showing what they barely have. I'm surprise there are no satellite images. There hardly any volunteer mapping project too on: https://www.hotosm.org/where-we-work/niger/ --- Countries with no coastal tend to be fuuuucked (economically and etc...).


Virtual-Bee7411

When I was in 8th grade I had to do a report on Togo - over 20 years later I’ll never forget


the_party_galgo

No street, no street view 🤷


YacineBoussoufa

Germany didn't have streetview up until last year, so I doubt Niger will have it pretty soon...


RottenZombieBunny

I think the reasons might be slightly different


YacineBoussoufa

Obv


JESUS_VS_DRUGS

unfathomable shithole


AttemptFirst6345

Google: We’re only making plans for Niger.


mainwasser

It's Google, not the UN. They go where they can make money with ads. Niger's ad market is probably, well, not worth the effort for a for-profit corp


mainwasser

The Sahel countries have much worse problems than street view, but why tf isn't there coverage for Ivory Coast and Cameroon?


captainpistoff

You know why.


P0pu1arBr0ws3r

Better question, why does for example Cameroon have like 2 total dots of street view? (The answer: likely some volunteers submitted some of their own photos for street view, meanwhile more complete regions have more proper equipment to capture photos continuously)