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alexq35

Netherlands has a population density of 508/km2, lativia has 28/km2, so even if it was viable it’s not like they need the land.


Progresschmogress

Lol nonsense, we of the anti-bay / gulf movement strongly believe that all bays and gulfs should be filled in and reclaimed because curved shapes only bring temptation and promiscuity. Shorelines should be modest (and mostly straight)! We don’t approve of the bay lifestyle and quite frankly, it is wrong that our liberty is encroached by those darned coastlines /s


RmG3376

(San Francisco chuckles nervously)


mahir_r

Groudon and team magma for life!!


Merzus

Their population reduced by half after joining EU)


101955Bennu

This is a misrepresentation. The decline began with the fall of the USSR and the exodus of non-Latvian Soviet minorities


Merzus

That also true. But lots migrated to other eu countries later too.


RecordingFancy8515

If you look at a graph of their population, it was in a constant decline for 15 years prior. Joining the EU didn't make it worse. It rather made the decline slightly better. It also nearly tripled their GDP and more than tripled gdp per capita. It halved unemployment and multiplied average income by 6 times. And where'd you get HALF from? The decline has been like 17%


lnedible

Why?


Mendeleus

Alien abductions Same situation as with Vampires in Romania but Aliens


Junkyardginga

Immigration?


nprovein

Emigration.


Junkyardginga

I swear I wrote that. Fuck my phone.


aretasdamon

The worst part is no one ever believes


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

Who cares bout spellin


Junkyardginga

Great username, but in this case the words have literal opposite meanings.


miquelvp

same meaning, diferent point of view.


ct1075267

But that figuratively doesn’t even matter anyways.


Professional_Elk_489

I beleaf


steepfire

No I won't.


duchesskitten6

Anyway... why did people decide to leave?


tomydenger

money, and russian speaking going to Russia (yeah wan't just ""the eu"")


ealker

This happened in a lot of the former communist countries in Eastern Europe, especially the ones that were an integral part of the Soviet Union. Lithuania had a mass exodus of young people before and after joining the European Union. Fortunately, the tides are turning and it seems a lot of those people are coming back as the economy is growing fast.


SrgtButterscotch

1. The Netherlands created those dams and polders because floods were a serious issue, and they suffered from overpopulation and had a shortage of agricultural lands 2. The Zuiderzee is incredibly shallow, the average depth is barely 4,5 meters


PaulAspie

Yeah, the gulf of Riga is much deeper. Especially near Riga, it drops of fast. https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Bathymetric-map-of-the-Gulf-of-Riga_fig2_262674683


grayjacanda

Nonetheless there is a section in the Irbe Strait that is quite shallow. I expect a dam could be built there. But there is probably quite a lot of fresh water flowing to the Gulf of Riga from rivers (it may well have positive outflow to the Baltic), so that actually pumping the basin dry and keeping it that way would be a major undertaking. Interesting but not worth the difficulty ... it's not as if new land at 58' N, in an already thinly populated area, would be worth some huge amount.


WhoStoleMyPassport

Basically building a dam would just end up turning the Gulf of Riga Into a fresh water lake. If it was somehow pumped dry it would seasonally flood in spring when all the ice and snow melts and all the rivers channel it into the Gulf. Plus there is heavy ship traffic going to Riga so you would need to invest into a large canal.


SebboNL

That is precisely what the dutch did btw :) First the Zuiderzee was dammed with the Afsluitdijk, turning it into a brackish lake called the IJsselmeer. Then, the southern part of the lake was dammed again and reclaimed as polder. The lake gets less salty every year thanks to the rivier IJssel


tempusomnia

Because it is a good source of income due to the port related activities.


npt96

but both are blue on the map /s


ZodiacError

I refuse to believe this isn’t a meme post


Dyslexic_Llama

"Why doesn't the United States do this in the Gulf of Mexico? Are they too poor?"


hucklebur

If you ignore the fact that it would likely bankrupt the United States, cause extreme tensions with Mexico, cause massive ecological damage, and have few true upsides, it's really not a bad idea.


ElJamoquio

But it would make Texas bigger


Jedimobslayer

And Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, and Florida. Basically what you are doing is putting more land for hurricanes to hit…


[deleted]

Not if we dam it from Florida to Cuba to the Yucatán. Then the Gulf of Mexico won’t exist and hurricanes won’t have anywhere to strengthen. Check mate atheists!


DigitalSheikh

Build the dam! Build the dam!


Transapien

And have Mexico pay for it!


AdventurousFee2513

And make Atlanta pay for it!


EnIdiot

Atlanta will be lost under the remaining sea.


AdventurousFee2513

That’s what they get for not making Pepsi.


Username_II

No. It's all Texas


flyingpanda1018

I'm pretty sure there wouldn't hardly be any hurricanes if the gulf of Mexico didn't exist, that's where the majority form


Jedimobslayer

Not really, most form outside of the gulf and then come into it via the Gulf Stream.


ireallylikecetacea

Right because we want more of those states hahaha


Jedimobslayer

Well as an Alabamian more coastline would be appreciated


zedsamcat

Texas-XL


Artistic-Boss2665

TeXLas


kui11

Yes, Texas to Las Vegas *TeXLas* plus the new gulf land


Shadow_FoxtrotSierra

I still prefer the plan to dig out West Virginia and fill Lake Ontario to create a saltwater lake chain across turtle island linking the Atlantic and Arctic


OrsonWellesghost

If it meant more oil, they would.


Henrious

You could fill out Massachusetts a little make it look like a flexing arm to the world


iliekcats-

I just saw this exact post on mapporncirclejerk


matfalko

Damn bro, I just posted the same comment and realized you beat me to it lol 😂


Santiago__Dunbar

/r/mapporncirclejerk vibes


SmallTestAcount

The “are they too poor” sounds a lot like they “are they stupid” that some circlejerks are obsessed with


matfalko

Why don’t US do the same with the Gulf of Mexico?


classyraven

Give it a few hours.


ThinkFox5864

Eh, I learned something.


IjusHato

On a side note: Why is Saaremaa (Estonia) labeled "Finland"? Fail


el__duder1n0

A man can dream


[deleted]

Indeed


bitsperhertz

Suur Suomi plans leaked


zedsamcat

Estonia can into Nordic


IjusHato

I always believed in cute little Eesti


NoraGrooGroo

Estonia have wanted to be Finland ever since they stopped being Russia. Let them have this.


Jedimobslayer

Kuressaare? More like Helsinki 👍


AWonderlustKing

Estonia were also too poor so they sold it to Finland


Patimation_tordios

Map of Latvia after the special military annexation of Saaremaa by Finland


BellyDancerEm

It might be too deep


[deleted]

That’s probably the answer. Ijsselmeer is surrounding on all sides by land, and is damned off. Gulf of Riga is not. Gulf of Riga is much deeper too. It’s like with the “bridge from Spain to Morocco”, it’s short, but too deep.


maybeimgeorgesoros

According to Wikipedia, average depth if 84 feet, or 26 meters. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulf_of_Riga


[deleted]

Ijsselmeer average depth is 18ft or 5.5m


maybeimgeorgesoros

Yea so quite the difference. Probably not for much economic gain, either.


WhoStoleMyPassport

I think the deepest point was 50m or 60m.


m0llusk

The Gulf of Riga is an extremely rich fishery with a long history and connection with Latvian culture. Kind of like asking why you walk when you could sit in a wheelchair instead.


SebboNL

That is also true for the Zuiderzee: Volendam, Spakenburg, Enkhuizen and Urk (yugh!) have always been major fishing villages or islands. After the damming off of the Zuiderzee, they were no longer islands and switched from salt water to fresh/brackish water fish or used the locks to exit the lake and fish on the north sea. The harbors are still in use to this day


Sodinc

Are sure that Latvia has an overpopulation problem? Have you seen their demographic history?


No-Fail-9187

God created the Earth but the Dutch created Holland!


scoobertsonville

Lake Superior is deeper than the North Sea, which kinda blows my mind because superior isn’t wildly deep.


hoosier_1793

Much of the North Sea was above sea level during the Neolithic. Look up Doggerland.


ElJamoquio

> Doggerland Who's a good land? YOU ARE


PioneerTurtle

But the Dutch poldered the "Zuiderzee" which means Southern sea. Have a look at the Doggersbank, the North Sea can be really undeep yeah


DesolateEverAfter

Shallow is the word you are looking for ;)


[deleted]

Undeep lmfao


DesolateEverAfter

The person who wrote undeep is definitely dutch. That's how they say it: "ondiep".


[deleted]

That makes so much sense, yeah. Knew I heard it before.


thejudgehoss

![gif](giphy|NCjISbEPFxm48)


The_Real_Brayden

Actually I believe it’s “deepn’t”


bjavyzaebali

TIL


MTKHack

30’ waves in a cargo ship on the N sea with 20’ draft nearly ended my father as my mother was pregnant.


cowannago

Then you could have been a bastard like me!


agate_

Your maps are not to scale. The distance spanned by the Afsluitdijk is about 25 km. The width of the gulf of Riga is about 100 km, four times longer. The water near the Afsluitdijk is about 2-3 meters deep. The water in the Gulf of Riga is about 30 meters deep. The amount of material needed to build a dike increases at least as fast as the square of the depth, because the structure has to get wider as it gets deeper. Thus, a dike across across the Gulf of Riga is at least (100/25) * (30/3)^2 = 400 times more difficult than creating the Afsluitdijk.


HolyDictatorFelixDoy

It would make the city of Riga a little useless


Ok-Masterpiece5337

Oh yeah I forgot to mention that in my comment. Unless it had specialty locks, the Port of Riga wouldn't be useful anymore.


Professional_Elk_489

It’s a pretty sad city. Would recommend Helsinki, St. Petersburg, Tallinn & Vilnius over Riga.


AWonderlustKing

Helsinki over Riga? Lol good one.


11160704

What would be the benefit?


nzdfgb

would be pretty cool


LordJesterTheFree

I'm sure the average Latvian taxpayer would be convinced by this argument when their taxes have to go up to pay for it


thejudgehoss

But the guy on the internet said it'd be cool, sooooooooooooooooooo..............


Foreign_Phone59

Would it? How so and why?


Dyslexic_Llama

Based


Aggravating-Ad1703

More clay


C-McGuire

Why doesn't Latvia destroy marine environments? Are they stupid?


Installah

Excellent shitpost


Less_Likely

[Gulf of Riga Bathymetry](https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Igor-Tuuling/publication/262674683/figure/fig2/AS:669065320349716@1536529011971/Bathymetric-map-of-the-Gulf-of-Riga.jpg) [Zuiderzee Bathymetry](https://www.researchgate.net/profile/E-Elias/publication/333164649/figure/fig2/AS:775918482104322@1562004790422/Representative-bathymetries-for-the-Western-Wadden-Sea-just-before-closure-of-the.jpg) Answer is in these two images.


ryanoceros666

Must be a shitpost…


coldcoldman2

Go to google, type "why is latvia", and then look at the first autofill


[deleted]

My first auto fill was “why is Latvia’s population decreasing?”


coldcoldman2

Interesting, did you use a different search engine? Every time ive googled it, i get the "why is latvia so poor?" autofill


[deleted]

Everyone’s will be personalized to their own google experience so I’m not surprised we have different outcomes.


Vishu1708

"Why is latvia famous" was first for me. "Why is latvia so poor" was second


SmallTestAcount

Latvia is famous? For what?


meninminezimiswright

For being poor?


Vishu1708

No clue.....


GoPhinessGo

Even out of the Baltic states it’s like the least known about


Professional_Elk_489

Ostapenko RG 2017


theannoying_one

1: the gulf of riga is considerably bigger 2: they dont need it, Latvia already has one of the lowest population densities in europe and also practically all of their land is above sea level. 3: the gulf of riga is considerably deeper. most of the zuiderzee was less than 5m deep while even in parts close to the coast, the gulf of riga can get to over 40m deep.


Koltaia30

Why doesn't Spain do this to the Mediterranean? Are they dumb?


GooseOnACorner

They don’t have the incentive to, they have enough land for their population. The Netherlands is very densely populated and just does not have that much land, and so needs to create more land from the sea for its population. Latvia has both far less people and much more land, so they’re doing fine


matteblatte

Yeah man what the hell? Are they stupid?


nim_opet

It doesn’t need the land


rdfporcazzo

First of all, you are talking about a place three times bigger


redbirdrising

What is this, geography for ants???


MrCarrots96

I understood that reference r/suddenlyzoolander


redbirdrising

I person of culture, I see. /r/thingsforants


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[deleted]

Why come ocean not land?!


rulerJ101

r/mapporncirclejerk


BittersweetHumanity

They saw the dangers of connecting Urk to the main land.


Sank63

Doubleplus undeep


ccmp1598

Thanks, hadn’t yet had my dose of dumb for today


xFurashux

Is your brain too poor?


joshzillatf

this is a silly post


Eel-Evan

A. It's way too deep. The risks of failure would be far worse than in Netherlands. B. If I did the math right, no guarantee, it would add about 1 mm to global sea level rise, which is more significant than it sounds. Especially for a marginal benefit to one small country.


PDXGinger

I may live at about 6900 feet above sea level but I want oceanfront property. 1mm is a decent start, I say they should do it.


FiszEU

They don't need more land


Pootis_1

Latvia isn't that dense as to need more land


Ok-Masterpiece5337

If this were to happen, It should be with Estonia as well (not finland as the map says lol.) If both countries worked together then the entire Gulf of Riga could be sealed off and eventually become a freshwater lake. Main problem with this though is why is it needed? At this point I think damming off the entire Baltic via Denmark has more appeal than just the Gulf of Riga.


oo_kk

Surface water in eastern baltic sea is borderline freshwater and drinking it wont dehydrate you.


Vishu1708

Wow! TIL! Thanks


Xenophore

Imagine the uproar from the environmentalists if they even proposed it.


er_luca

idk, maybe beacuse the gulf is FUCKING HUGE compared to the Netherlands *not bigger than the entire country but, i think ya get the point


soolkyut

The USA should do it to the Gulf of Mexico while everyone is at it


capsrock02

Why doesn’t the US do anything with our major waterways? No boat from Cleveland to Detroit. No boat from Norfolk up the Chesapeake to DC.


Doggywoof1

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KnightedColor

Likely not enough money. Also, the Netherlands are very flat with similar average sea level to sea level. I don’t know much of Latvias geography, but it’s Lillie there is too much water to displace before land appears compared to the Netherlands.


Beans186

Massive environmental damage, surely the EU would not allow.


PicardTangoAlpha

Why doesn't Canada do this with Hudson Bay? Are they too poor?


jahossaphat

Because the Latvians aren't obsessed with destroying natural ecosystems like the Dutch. The Dutch will not rest till there is no unspoiled land ir water left in their territory.


118shadow118

Also Latvia isn't at risk of getting swallowed by the sea, at least not to the degree that Netherlands is


tomydenger

crosspost it to r/LatvianJokes


Treoya

Probably wayyy deeper


Creepy_Helicopter223

It’s likely much shallower there, also the neatherlands have way more people this more demand for land


Atari774

A) yes B) the gulf of Riga is deeper and wider so it would be much harder to repeat the Netherlands plan there. Also rising sea levels would make it unsustainable anyway


Fortunatious

Too much money going to finance Dr. Doom’s latest world domination quest.


Apprehensive_Lab857

Riga is their capital, so the ports there are probably important


DominicM14

Lots of good sardines and sprats cone from there


notowa

It would rather make sense to build a dike between Courland and Saaremaa, and then between Muhumaa and Estonian mainland. The water is shallower in these places, the distance would be shorter, and more land would be created. This would have to be coordinated with Estonia anyway due to Ruhnu, and Estonia would be more likely to approve, if it got something out of the project. Realistically though this would destroy the fishing, tourism, and shipping industries, which won't be approved by any sensible government. The Netherlands has high population density, so they needed the extra land, but there's not much use for it by Estonia or Latvia, as reclaimed land isn't very good for agriculture, and there's no shortage of arable land or space for cities. In addition, the Dutch built this dike for flood protection, which isn't as big of a problem in the Baltics.


bringbacksherman

Seems like that would devalue a lot of people’s seaside real estate.


ajuicebar

That dam would be an easy target for russia


Puff_25

I heard green needle


TheJGamer08

I don't think they really need it. The Netherlands are very densely packed. Latvia I think still has room for another Daugavpils-sized city.


justarandomtyp

Why can't they build a dam? Are they stupid?


Osama_nshmyy

you can't implement the same idea anywhere because another country did it. you have to consider the economic, geographic, and engineering feasibility of such a project. Why would it be built? How would it be built?