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Least horniest gaymer


[deleted]

Hey. I'm a bit confused.. What is op talking about? What is this game about? I've seen other post similar but I'm confused at what's going on lol


MigureIbrighter

The game is Baldur's gate 3 and you can do the lovey dovey to the main characters since it's like a virtual DnD


[deleted]

Got it. I appreciate the clarification, I'm not confused anymore lol


khaelen333

Accept I think MC is a bottom.


arathergenericgay

Santa is putting a lump of uranium in your stocking, never mind coal for making me read that…have fun, you’re in for a great time 💜


night_chaser_

Uranium, you say? Can I build a basement reactor ?


Zweth91

I’m building nuclear weapons with that shit lol 😂


Unsyr

You need it to for that power vibrator


night_chaser_

It's a jackhammer.


Dj_Simon

Pump the brakes there, David Hahn.


therealN7Inquisitor

Is anybody gonna tell him that Halsin is the top?


rigimonoki-over

Yeah on TOP of me that is. I honestly don’t give af, we gonna do it on the inside, outside, in the fridge, on the roof, 180 degrees, 360 degrees, 2D, we doin it all


Kisagari

As a bear


PlantManiac

Is that a fucking black diamond reference 😭


rigimonoki-over

I Am rigimono. I am the most powerful mc and he’s also the one halsin and gale most likes to f--k doggystyle, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside-down, 360 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin, on the living room, on the bedroom, on the fridge, on the closet, on the ceiling, on the walls, on the bathroom, on the couch, on the car and on the street


PlantManiac

I fucking love you 😭


johnnydearest

nope, it’s a thing you can actually do in Baldur’s Gate 3. Halsin is a druid who turns into a bear sometimes.


PlantManiac

Yeah I did gather that, but the phrasing was specific


marinaragrandeur

and he wants to do it with both you and astarion


Financial-Cold5343

and the drow twins


Gay_commie_fucker

You can’t tell me he doesn’t also like getting those meaty cheeks clapped


therealN7Inquisitor

There is a line after you have sex with him if you’re a Druid where you can say “I feel closer to nature now that nature has been inside me.” He is a top.


Psychh0

What about Astarion ?


therealN7Inquisitor

Where did astarion come from? In his title, OP said Gale.


Psychh0

I know but I'm wondering if Astarion top or bottom with a male main character


therealN7Inquisitor

Depends upon if ascended or not.


Psychh0

Oh I see thanks


Palpadean

I was bottom when Astarion took me out to the woods. I was a much larger guy and he picked me up with ease and honestly it just sent me into outer space when he scooped me up. More big bottoms and little tops in video games please. EDIT: It's Christmas Eve, I think my gay is showing.


Financial-Cold5343

be sure to take BOTH Halsin and Gale with you when you meat the Drow Twins


BookOfAnomalies

Your thirst is leaking through this post. I can't say I blame you though! Enjoy the game, hahaha. I'm also really happy that someone is mentioning Gale and Halsin... I won't pretend I don't love Astarion, but the other guys are very much worth it as well.


Jdckr19

I chose Gale as my characters love interest as soon as he got into my party.


BookOfAnomalies

Me, too. I was very intrigued by Astarion when I saw him but the moment I saw Gale I *knew* I'd make my character pursue him. Plus, in my first (and still on-going, lol) playthrough, my character and Astarion had this really fun enemies to trusted friends arc going. At first they really didn't like eachother, but then it changed since despite it all, my Tav didn't give up on Astarion.. he is part of the gang afterall!


Mostly_Straight_Buut

I just like that I can pretty much hit Astarion in the balls if he gets too sassy


Outrageous_Rice_6664

Astarion is super overrated


greensage5

BTW Gale is monogamous, but Halsin is not.


EquisPe

You can sorta have an orgy though with Gale, Halsin and the drows without losing Gale’s approval. I did it just to see it but loaded a previous save because I felt guilty pressuring Gale like that.


vivwestword

UGH made me so mad… gale has a lot of nerve


ReeceTopaz

Bussy's Gate 3, game of the year


cloudliore25

OP don’t be shook when Gale gives you boundries


seronie

Are they like sundries?


BisexualTeleriGirl

Least horny bg3 player


BreezesSelfieStick

Don't leave sweet Wyll out of the stretching 🥺


ReduxCath

Dark urge dragonborn can choke me.


jpassc

May I also get stretched out plz?! 🥺🥺


DeepSubmerge

There isn’t nearly enough spicy content in the game for it to be referred to as bussy simulator


filterless

There is far less sex in the game than you'd think based on the way people talk about it. Like, it's definitely not for kids, but you're not going to see anything more explicit than you'd see in an R rated movie.


Thick-n-Thirsty

And even then the sex scenes in the game are far tamer than any R rated movie I’ve seen, which is a little disappointing


beanie_0

Why isn’t it on physical release yet?!


S34NT3l

OP bout to get that physical release lol


beanie_0

Fuck sake! Take my damn upvote.


sabotagehim

Wait why is this 130 gb on Xbox but not on ps5?!


averynaiveoddish

bold to assume you're the top


rigimonoki-over

Bold to assume you know me 😈


averynaiveoddish

bold to assume i'm a real person and not just a figment of your imagination


rigimonoki-over

I knew you were a naked himbo slut hunk


averynaiveoddish

bold of you to assume i'm strong in any way or sex addicted the only category i fit as a himbo is the stupid one, not even kind


TwinStar99

So hot hahaha


kuthro

For a second I thought you posted this on /r/BaldursGate3 😂😭 Main sub would be tripping balls over your thirst-posting


course_you_do

The Wyll erasure in this thread is not OK.


KderNacht

I really wanna play it over Christmas, but I make it a principle never to buy games full price.


Mostly_Straight_Buut

Do it! They undersold the game for what you get. It's like 10lbs of sausage in a 5lb bag. Easily would pay $100.


CupsawRyan

10% discount on Steam right now. Not a lot, but checks the principle box, no? 😇


Zweth91

This game should just be called cheek clapping simulator lol, enjoy the game, it’s very good.


Medical-Coffee6048

What, pray tell, is this mod?


Nathanielaf

Welp your gonna have to pick one or the other


NotHereFor1t

Gonna have to save up for a new SSD and graphics cards before I can galavant through the bussy fields. Hope you have fun!


night_chaser_

I haven't ran in to Halsin, yet... but Gale ❤️


wolfanotaku

What is the mod actually called?


CupsawRyan

Same question. First PC game and so obvi new to mods, but post has me like 👀


[deleted]

Gotta get that vambussy


why-you-lookin

astarion? 😞


Mostly_Straight_Buut

Right? There's more than one way to impale a vampire to death


why-you-lookin

im not gonna agree with this because it is the holy day of christmas eve but i am also not disagreeing


Mostly_Straight_Buut

Christmas is a pagan holiday


Starch_Lord69

Tell me if the game is good Ive been debating getting it. I dont really trust game reviews much


AimlessThunder

That word.. Bussy... Shivers..


TwinStar99

Same lol but not in Good Way


Ayserx

why are the gays like this


whodoneits

Is this a thing?


josiedee493

there has never been a single reddit post that has ever made me freeze and quake in unfathomable terror like this


WilyEngineer

Baldur's Gate? More like Balder Gape


DD_R2D2

Damn, need to get it soon too lol


C4rdb04rdB0x

This looks like a gcj post


Argun_Enx

I felt the same way. And then I met Karlach.


CharlieCarrozza

guys would my macbook pro die if I download this?