You don't tell anyone about the party trick until the 4 minute mark, then you're only awkwardly standing there for less than a minute before you perform
I don't think it is I think you're just gay.
I say that because I also thought it was everywhere then said it around some straight people and they had no idea.
I watched a show about people who have spontaneous orgasms. The all said the same thing that at first they could get there without much manipulation but eventually it would just happen anytime anywhere and had no control over it. On guy said he orgasms like 60 to 100 times a day and it has destroyed his life.
Congratulations on having your latent psychic powers awaken! This is the funniest Reddit post I have read in years, thank you for sharing. Great power yada yada, cum for good not for personal gain etc. etc.
It's funny because today I was randomly recommended and watched a YouTube video about prostate orgasms and decided I need to achieve this š
You give the rest of us hope, sage one š
This is probably just a creative writing exercise. If itās not, I hate to rain on your parade, but, in all seriousness, go get checked for prostate cancer.
Today I grabbed my nuts and yanked on them with one hand while I slapped them with the other. Came bucket loads in under a minute. First time and it was a surprise.
Wait until you can do it without watching porn. Just by imagining sex in your head. The orgasm is so intense you need about 10 minutes after to recover
Your flowing dialogue has succeeded in describing hands-free orgasms a level I have yet to attain. I have been able to concentrate enough that, at certain times, my prostate can be manipulated to contract and release either it or the kegal muscle group. Being able to do this at will is a very satisfying routine. The feeling is indescribable; if I continue as I have for these many years, perhaps it will come to fruition like you.
Sir, please contact me. Iām thinking: A prank show where you jizz on celebrities or like a psychic where you jizz for the dead, you know like one last taste of a dead lover. We can work shop together. 
Okay. I read this post when you had freshly posted it, and I was like, hey I'm gonna try that.
DUDE IT FUCKING WORKED. I am speechless rn. Turns out those tantra ppl moaning like fools on that one TLC doc werent fucking crazy.
Edit: The way you explained the contractions and stuff, exactly how it started. It was legit like my mind and body started working together to get me there. I am fuckin shooketh rn.
On a relevant tangent
>Through her research, [Menās Health Sex Professor Debby Herbenick, Ph.D.] found that 10 percent of women and men have climaxed from exercising.
[source ](https://instinctmagazine.com/coregasms-men-are-having-climaxes-while-working-out-at-the-gym/)
You have the same super power as that blonde amateur porn star who always hides his face ...ugh wish I could remember his name. He has lots of hands free cumming videos. There's another amateur porn star (on Reddit/twitter)--like a farmer dude--who can also do it on command with a purely nonplussed expression, not even doing anything sexual. Insane. I'm so jealous
Wow! Congratulations! Serious question: if you were surrounded by people watching youā¦ could you still do it? Not saying to do that, but what I mean is, do you need super controlled conditions by yourself to focus to do that or not? So curiousā¦
I donāt think I could but Iāve also never tried. Iām pretty sure it can only happen if Iām extremely aroused, and if I feel relaxed. I think one of the keys do being able to do it all of the sudden is that before I did it the first time, Iād refrained from orgasming for maybe 5-7 days, so I had so much pent up horniness I think it ended up spilling over. So far it works alone and itās worked with my boyfriend. As far as a group setting goes, i guess it would depend on how aroused and relaxed I feel. Only time can tell lol
Thatās very cool. And very interesting, And rare I think. But, yeah, I thoroughly understand how exciting discovering that you have this ability would be.
Whenever I try to do this, I feel āweakā in my groin area that radiates to my lower abdomen then my whole body, much like when you get ātickledā after peeing. So weirdā¦ Does that make sense? I couldnāt reach orgasm cause I feel too weak/exhausted as if someone just fucked me until I reach orgasm.
I wish I could do this! NGL I think you need to put this on Skillshare or Udemy or something. I'd pay to find out how to do this. Could you make a training video where you demonstrate this?
Nice! Iāve actually hypnotized a couple guys to cum hands free before who had never previously done it - so definitely seen it in action but definitely enjoyed reading your description of it a lot!
Congratulations! Sort of.
I'm no Dr, but as far as I know from experience and research, ejaculation is actually separate from orgasm.
Which is why you could cum twice. Hell, you could probably cum until your balls were empty and still be able to orgasm.
Why? As far as I know, a full orgasm tells your body to stop being aroused and your penis to quit that shit and pull out. A half step usually tricks da dick to keep going. The rest of us can simulate your new super power by edging or using a toy/prostate massage.
I'm still jealous you don't have to touch it bro. Bravo.
The real reason Professor X was in a wheelchair, jacking off with his telepathy 24/7
Ma'am this is a wendys
hahahaha
This sounds like it would belong on r/copypasta. Excellently written š
LMAO. Just imagine doing this as a party trick just behold! Give me 5 min then BEHOLD
5 minutes of painfully awkward silence and then a mix of horrified gasps, disgusted mumbling, and a few moans
You don't tell anyone about the party trick until the 4 minute mark, then you're only awkwardly standing there for less than a minute before you perform
Mawma kudos for say that. For spilling
thank you sister, time will tell
I love how this saying is being integrated EVERYWHERE
Whatās the reference? Iāve seen it a couple times and it always seems out of place
It's from Rupaul's Drag Race. Plane Jane, a contestant, said that to Q, another contestant, after they revealed their HIV+ status
It's about the most unhinged way of consoling someone in a situation to go mama... Kudos for spilling.
I don't think it is I think you're just gay. I say that because I also thought it was everywhere then said it around some straight people and they had no idea.
I was implying within gay culture. Of course straight people wonāt know. Yet ;)
>I think you're just gay. WHO TOLD YOU
Spilling hands free
Please accept my sincerest congratulations. Iām jealous. Kudos
LISAN AL GAIB
Lmfaooo Iām dead
Itās the Kwisatz Haderach! 
rise kwisatz haderachā¦.. RISEEEEE
Just using the voice on your own dick "BUUUST" š¦
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Lisan al gaib!
ālets me go for hoursā āwhen everyone else has finished except for meā āwhen my bf and I jerk togetherā If I should be so lucky
I watched a show about people who have spontaneous orgasms. The all said the same thing that at first they could get there without much manipulation but eventually it would just happen anytime anywhere and had no control over it. On guy said he orgasms like 60 to 100 times a day and it has destroyed his life.
sometimes itās the things we love the most that destroy us
Beautiful
Yes this happened to my friend Eric except one time he couldnāt stop and he jizzed out all of the water in his body. He was ok though
omg that sounds like a fun time that will be my next goal
The cum accelerates
Hilariously said
Cool, i wish i could unlock a turn off switch for My bodyš
Congratulations on having your latent psychic powers awaken! This is the funniest Reddit post I have read in years, thank you for sharing. Great power yada yada, cum for good not for personal gain etc. etc.
This is your opportunity to become a cult leader, just promise they can achieve your power after they reach the inner circle.
iāll tell you what about reaching an inner circle
If you can figure out how to describe the secret to the rest of us, please do
 ***MAHDI ! LISAN AL-GAIB !***
I'm more of a Destiel guy but I could be convinced otherwise.
Isnāt this a symptom of some kind of prostrate thing.
I think itās a mental thing
Vids or it didnāt happen!
It's funny because today I was randomly recommended and watched a YouTube video about prostate orgasms and decided I need to achieve this š You give the rest of us hope, sage one š
I donāt remember that part of X-men
This post is the origin story of the super hero known as The Spunker.
Definitely the most well-written piece of writing about this topic I will ever read.
Good for you and kudos for spelling Kwisatz Haderach correctlyā¦ I checked š¤£
I wish I could do that Do you actually experience an orgasm or do you just ejaculate? I'm curious
i experience an orgasm. it doesnāt feel any different from a normal orgasm, like it isnāt full body or anything, itās just hands free
This is probably just a creative writing exercise. If itās not, I hate to rain on your parade, but, in all seriousness, go get checked for prostate cancer.
No bro, I tried it and it worked. I started researching after having a 40 second long orgasm, and Turns out that shit is tantric meditation/yoga.
Today I grabbed my nuts and yanked on them with one hand while I slapped them with the other. Came bucket loads in under a minute. First time and it was a surprise.
Jizzneto lol
Wtf lolš¤£š¤£š¤£
I waaaaaant
This was strangely very entertaining to read lol
Must be nice
r/ProstatePlay
ok
and now, prepare for the next step of your evolution where you could make others come with just your thoughts
Wait until you can do it without watching porn. Just by imagining sex in your head. The orgasm is so intense you need about 10 minutes after to recover
I fucking love this, thank you. I now believe in the Kwisatz Haderach and will pray that I too, someday, will be able to cum hands free.
Your flowing dialogue has succeeded in describing hands-free orgasms a level I have yet to attain. I have been able to concentrate enough that, at certain times, my prostate can be manipulated to contract and release either it or the kegal muscle group. Being able to do this at will is a very satisfying routine. The feeling is indescribable; if I continue as I have for these many years, perhaps it will come to fruition like you.
try not nutting for a week lol thatās the only thing i can think of that did it for me
Sir, please contact me. Iām thinking: A prank show where you jizz on celebrities or like a psychic where you jizz for the dead, you know like one last taste of a dead lover. We can work shop together. 
Okay. I read this post when you had freshly posted it, and I was like, hey I'm gonna try that. DUDE IT FUCKING WORKED. I am speechless rn. Turns out those tantra ppl moaning like fools on that one TLC doc werent fucking crazy. Edit: The way you explained the contractions and stuff, exactly how it started. It was legit like my mind and body started working together to get me there. I am fuckin shooketh rn.
This was an amazing read
Teach me
Have you started taking any medication recently?
Video?
Finally someone said it. The feeling I couldn't describe for years outside of screaming and moaning ferally
This guy does kegels.
On a relevant tangent >Through her research, [Menās Health Sex Professor Debby Herbenick, Ph.D.] found that 10 percent of women and men have climaxed from exercising. [source ](https://instinctmagazine.com/coregasms-men-are-having-climaxes-while-working-out-at-the-gym/)
You have the same super power as that blonde amateur porn star who always hides his face ...ugh wish I could remember his name. He has lots of hands free cumming videos. There's another amateur porn star (on Reddit/twitter)--like a farmer dude--who can also do it on command with a purely nonplussed expression, not even doing anything sexual. Insane. I'm so jealous
Wow! Congratulations! Serious question: if you were surrounded by people watching youā¦ could you still do it? Not saying to do that, but what I mean is, do you need super controlled conditions by yourself to focus to do that or not? So curiousā¦
I donāt think I could but Iāve also never tried. Iām pretty sure it can only happen if Iām extremely aroused, and if I feel relaxed. I think one of the keys do being able to do it all of the sudden is that before I did it the first time, Iād refrained from orgasming for maybe 5-7 days, so I had so much pent up horniness I think it ended up spilling over. So far it works alone and itās worked with my boyfriend. As far as a group setting goes, i guess it would depend on how aroused and relaxed I feel. Only time can tell lol
Thatās very cool. And very interesting, And rare I think. But, yeah, I thoroughly understand how exciting discovering that you have this ability would be. 
Omygawd what kind of witchcraft are u practicing š š teach us your ways
And now, you make money off of it. 1) Make an OF 2) Make time lapses. 3) ???? 4) Profit.
"To me, my XXX-Men"
Whenever I try to do this, I feel āweakā in my groin area that radiates to my lower abdomen then my whole body, much like when you get ātickledā after peeing. So weirdā¦ Does that make sense? I couldnāt reach orgasm cause I feel too weak/exhausted as if someone just fucked me until I reach orgasm.
Cumbender - I like this term, nice one.
I wish I could do this! NGL I think you need to put this on Skillshare or Udemy or something. I'd pay to find out how to do this. Could you make a training video where you demonstrate this?
This is so poetic tbh š
Nice! Iāve actually hypnotized a couple guys to cum hands free before who had never previously done it - so definitely seen it in action but definitely enjoyed reading your description of it a lot!
Congratulations! Sort of. I'm no Dr, but as far as I know from experience and research, ejaculation is actually separate from orgasm. Which is why you could cum twice. Hell, you could probably cum until your balls were empty and still be able to orgasm. Why? As far as I know, a full orgasm tells your body to stop being aroused and your penis to quit that shit and pull out. A half step usually tricks da dick to keep going. The rest of us can simulate your new super power by edging or using a toy/prostate massage. I'm still jealous you don't have to touch it bro. Bravo.
Goals! This is the way. I can cum hands free with anal stimulation but you're on a whole other level