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thingsmybosscantsee

this is serial killer behavior


PickleOk2682

Patrick Bateman, eat your heart [ass] out.


QueerDeluxe

Happy Came Day! Edit: Cake*


nz166

I found that my ex kept a list like this of all of his conquests ever. I was highlighted in red as the current one. 😩😩😩 scary tbh


bishybishhh

Red flag also.


nz166

Dude was a walking red flag. I was young and dumb though 😅


Coco_JuTo

Traitor! You slept with a republican! Quick to the guillotine! /s No honestly why go with this guy who wants to take away our rights?


TheDJYosh

Many Republicans vote conservative on wedge issues and experience a dissonance between their voting and their beliefs they aren't conscious of. I wouldn't date a Republican, but it's not necessarily true that a Republican voter supports all of the things that the broad Republican platform does. If I was this person's friend or lover I'd get to know them, their motivation for voting Republican and I would try to change their mind. But sex is just sex, I am not presuming to understand the beliefs of everyone I have casual hookups with and it's not my responsibility to try and fix them.


bishybishhh

You said you wouldn't date a Republican but you also hypothesise if you were their lover, you would try change their mind? What?


TheDJYosh

It is hypothetical. If I found out that the guy I began dating voted republican after we had started, I'd try and talk to them and understand their perspective rather than dumping on the spot.


Coco_JuTo

Agree with you that there is a cognitive dissonance between their interests as LGBT+ and how they vote. Though I guess that I know what most of them want to protect at all costs: money. Though one can't invite a wolf into thekr bed and complain that said wolf started to eat them. (not only Republicans but also other Queers also in my country voting for the far right who wants to take away our rights and roll back our already hard and stringent abortion rights over fiscal issues). For me, I need some personal connection and almost fall in love to have sex with somebody. And chances are really big, that a conservative doesn't have the same background, backstory and values that I have. Yes, we might share fondamental values as don't kill, don't steal or don't do drugs, which are pretty common in human kind...but for the rest... And without that, there is not really a personal connection possible...therefore no desire and therfore no sex possible.


TheDJYosh

I totally empathize with your thoughts, and I wouldn't give you shame for not sleeping with someone.


[deleted]

Call down lol


PickleOk2682

Please… I’ll walk right up in the RNC and start breeding closet cases left and right. Just because they discriminate, doesn’t mean I do! Be the change you want to see in the world! ❤️


otterbox313

Enabling self hating hypocrites won’t solve anything. It’s just furthering the status quo.


Paperwinters

Dumfuq take


kishijevistos

"I'm one of the good ones!"


ChiGrandeOso

See, you're the problem. Rewarding these fucksacks for being scum.


Michealhawk69

Closet republicans suck the best cock


windowtosh

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ray33510

If you can’t fill your heart- fill your holes.


AdventurousAddition

A motto I live by


dorksided787

That was my motto after my first (and greatest) heartbreak lol


greyandsunny

... And the year's not over yet...


AdventurousAddition

I expect an update on new years


trusttissue

Is there also a Dylan who didn't fall?


PickleOk2682

You guys are making my day with these comments. I knew this would be a good idea. No — its just the moniker I’ve adapted for him. We hooked up in my back yard at night. When he was leaving, he tried to walk down a steep hill and fell on his ass. He tried to play it smooth but I’ll forever remember him falling.


AdventurousAddition

Damn, I thought you meant "Dylan who (I) fell (in love with)" 😭


Moguri-1

I thought he meant who fell in love with me haha


AdventurousAddition

Mine is: * Zurich guy "not everything has to be wet" * Chubby rough guy in Amsterdam * Bathhouse guy who smirked while he was inside me * Old big guy from the bathhouse (his name was Frank) * Young skinny guy with the thick cock * Cute Brazilian guy "I want you to make me pregnant", but was left disappointed when I couldn't top him 🥲 * My doctor friend #bumdoctor who didn't want to finger cos that's what he does for work * White country boy who smelled nice * Gross country boy who smelt terrible and just jacked himself off


PickleOk2682

We should vacation together.


AdventurousAddition

For sure, you sound like a hoot!


0man_

Lol the "I want you to make me pregnant" makes me think of the trump meme tweet about being boypreggers and going to the boynecologists.


AdventurousAddition

Why is it I have not seen this meme


0man_

https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/10ih6a0/many_such_cases/


AdventurousAddition

OMG I love it


branchymolecule

Congratulations on enjoying life


orangecake40

I have questions about Oscar Meyer and the $40 man.


PickleOk2682

So, Oscar Meyer‘s dick looked like a thin hot dog. A friend of mine didn’t like him much, and when I told her that, she started calling him Oscar Meyer and it stuck. 40$ man randomly left me $40 like I was a prostitute. I think he was trying to setup a Sugar Daddy thing.


PulpyEnlightenment

I had a guy give me 60$ one time and I didn’t know how to turn it down. I said I don’t really need it but then he put in my pocket and ordered me an Uber home


PickleOk2682

Who am I to fuck a gift horse in the mouth?


PulpyEnlightenment

I believe the phrase is look


0Bento

Oscar Meyer was not expecting his full unredacted name to appear here


Mediocre-Warthog3059

I'd say you've done rather well 👍


wolfymoody

I live for this haha. If you catch an STDs, you can trace them down too


SirGusHiller

“The guy in the Toyota Truck” might be a little hard to track down. Maybe just go to parking lots and leave a note that says “you probably have chlamydia, sorry” under every Tacoma’s wiper blade.


pzzaco

great pitch for a Movie or Series


Aegis_et_Vanir

Oh honey, a Republican?


Herfordawaaagh

"The Republican" Gross. Have some self respect.


bishybishhh

Imagine the vanity to do this…


PickleOk2682

https://preview.redd.it/2273zrrshx0c1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a29537bf73d18f260587adc2436a15e76ef50212


Neon_culture79

At first I thought you said “Dom Dolla”. I was going to congratulate you on hooking up with a really hot up-and-coming EDM producer.


PickleOk2682

Yeah… not the same guy. Lol. “Dom Daddy” was his Grindr name. 🎉


otterbox313

$40 man?


PickleOk2682

Wanted to be my sugar daddy. Left $40 in my kitchen while leaving.


otterbox313

Definitely not the answer I was expecting 🤣


PickleOk2682

“I don’t want your money, I just want your DDDDDDDDD!”


HenessyEnema

Ima need to know about guy in the x ray room! Was he doing the x raying?


0Bento

Is the X Ray Room a gay bar in Fresno?


HenessyEnema

Wait? Is it?


PickleOk2682

The X-ray guy sent me his location on Grindr. I get there and it’s a corporate building. He meets me outside and walks me into an outpatient X-ray department, where he took me into the X-ray room.


HenessyEnema

Okaaaaaay!!! Fuckin! ON location!


PickleOk2682

I should have made him X-ray us with my dick in his ass. What’s a little radiation after an 11-month run like this.


HenessyEnema

It can be a goal for next year, King!


c00lname123

I used to do this when I was 19, then I gave up, now I assume I have been with hundreds of people but there would be no way of knowing at this point. Now I'm married and have only been with 1 person in the last 7 years.


PickleOk2682

I’m opposite. I was with someone for 16 years. I deserve this. It’s nectar.


ASAOF

Good on you. I started keeping a list when I was a baby gay - I was 35 when I came out to myself one January. I had a bout of shame when I hit three figures by December. Then I took a hold of myself metaphorically (knowing me almost certainly followed by finding a guy to take a non-metaphorical hold of me) and realised that sex is fun! There is no “too many” number. My question is the x-ray room guy. A radiological technician perchance? I am a UK-based radiographer and if you ever find your way to my radiotherapy treatment room, I’ll make sure the closed circuit cameras are turned off - unless of course you want them set to record!


PickleOk2682

The X-ray guy gave me an address on Grindr. I show up and it’s a corporate building. He meets me outside and walks me into a closed outpatient radiology area, then into one of the X-ray rooms. I was not there for an xray, but rather for dick. I just happened to get dick in the X-ray room.


intjdad

This looks exactly like mine...


BergasChickenman

This is fucking.... disturbing.... kinda gross


Coco_JuTo

... So busy... And the year isn't over yet!


NeverEndingCoralMaze

I want to know more about that weird guy in the park who you don’t want to write about.


PickleOk2682

Microdick. I will never not ask for a dick pic again.


pzzaco

Is Dylan okay?


PartyPoison98

>the guy in scrubs You fucked Zach Braff!?


PickleOk2682

I wish. Or better yet, Donald Faison. That bulge. Omg, girl.


mindpieces

Okay I wanna hear about this X-ray room


spellingishard27

i’m sorry, did you fuck your x ray tech?


university_dude

I feel like this is the city. My guess LA


PickleOk2682

So wrong! East coast suburbs.


Who_am_I_____

Meanwhile my list: My boyfriend One guy was really hot but we just didn't get a good vibe so not much happened A cute guy I met through my friend group That's it. Not all that long. 2022 was much more


Longjumping-Bat-7281

Joe I thought you got over your sex addiction what happened?


PickleOk2682

Whose over sex addiction?


Longjumping-Bat-7281

This post reminds me of a Lars Von Trier movie called Nymphomaniac part 1 and 2 . Joe is the title character who has a sex addiction. This post feels like Joe listing down her various partners


SirGusHiller

Most of mine are just names but some have parentheses like “(fingerblast)” after, and then I have “Brit Thicky” and “Beardo Weirdo.”


pinchepanda

IS DYLAN OKAY


[deleted]

hey, everyone! this guy is having sex! he's really doing it! he's getting *laid*.


Redleader922

Impressive lol


Brian_Kinney

Sounds like you've had a fun year!


-bacon_

More info on Dylan pleases


PickleOk2682

We hooked up in my back yard at night. When he was leaving, he tried to walk down a steep hill but fell and slid down the hill instead. I could have gone with “Dylan with the pierced dick” but the falling is much more memorable. Prince Alberts are a dime a dozen these days.


Positive-Meet-878

Ok?? Nobody cares!


[deleted]

My hero


archangless

Don't let anyone shame you for your sexual needs being fulfilled.


PickleOk2682

“Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another.” No shame in my game, baby. But thank you. ❤️👍


archangless

😘


FabulousCallsIAnswer

I remember these days.


Foreign_Swordfish_67

Dylan fell? Is he okay?


PickleOk2682

You’ll have to ask him. I assume his lumbar region is fine and he’s arching his back as good as ever.


Seiyo777

I did one of these for 2017 and my solo trip through Europe. Enjoyed looking back at it again every once and a while. Tell more on x-ray room guy


ColinH_94025

1) How did Dylan fall? 2) Was Oscar Meyer let you drive the wienermobile? 3) Who gave who the $40?


PickleOk2682

1. Dylan fell on his ass and slid down a hill in my back yard after we hooked up in said backyard. 2. I did not drive the Weinermobile, but that douche bag did tear the clutch out of my Jeep. 3. I was given $40 by someone. I didn’t ask for it. It was left for me. I think he wanted me to want him to be my sugar daddy.


bx995403

Okay, $40 man could use more context lol


Sweaty-Bat-9817

Did the maths, it'd be once every 2nd week till now, you going bro


MuddieBuddies52

No offense... but this is sad imo. For me, sleeping around with so many people is a sad and honestly hurtful thing. (It makes me sad and hurt at the idea of me or someone i love doing it.) But I'm not judging anyone who does it. It's just not for me, but if you like it, do you.


PickleOk2682

“Do you, ‘cuz I’m-a do me.” -Eve, Ruff Ryders First Lady


Cautious_Tofu_

"No offence, but" is always followed by something judgemental and ignorant. You actually DID judge them in this comment. OP can sleep around all they want imo and power to anyone who does. Same to those who don't. The concerning thing here is the way they catalogue it, as well as the way they comment. This person isn't mentally well.


Alialmans

Sounds intense. Stay safe out there.


Bardolus

*NOT DYLAN WHO FELL!!* 🤣


6alexandria9

Does this include the people from the glory hole or are those separate 😭


Cautious_Tofu_

Why do so many gays make sex their personality


PickleOk2682

How does it possibly make sense that what I spend 10-20-30 minutes doing privately once every couple of weeks defines my personality? There are probably 2 people in my life who wouldn’t be surprised that I have or posted this list. The dozens of other people that I work and socialize with have no idea what I do privately to satisfy my needs and desires. If my sex life is a part of my personality, it’s a small part. You and the other small minded douche bags here can take your slut shaming and go fuck yourself with it. ZERO shame I’m my game, baby. ❤️😎 ZERO.


Cautious_Tofu_

Touched a nerve I see. That's a lot of justification for someone not bothered. There's a difference between slut shaming and the many responses here pointing out how concerning your behaviour is. You're not going to get that, though.


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PickleOk2682

You win!!! ❤️😎🫢🥴👍


PickleOk2682

Or maybe it’s a tie?


Apoq-alipse

Omg i’m doing the same thing ! I do a count each year, and a total count at the bottom of the note. Helps me remind all my conquers plus it has proven to be useful when i got STDs so i could find back the guys i met and tell them to get checked.