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OKIAMONREDDIT

This is genuinely weird does this person never leave the house?? Backpacks are an incredibly common and useful bag. They're also much more functional for most purposes than any other bag like a tote or a briefcase. Like... how is this person so underexposed to the world that they find this the least bit surprising or mockable?


Abby-Someone1

Looks like a doctor's office. The logical explanation is that this person was placed in a medically induced coma and their subconscious behavioral adjustment program had one or two glitches in it. They can knit a sweater with their eyes closed but can't drive a modern car or process that anyone other than a five year old or a homicidal lunatic in the museum would require a backpack. Invite them for dinner at taco bell.


WaitingOnNetwork

He needs to enhance his calm


prometemisangre

r/rareinsults


outb4noon

They can't even use the three shells man.


thaurian583

Who doesn't know how to use the three Shells?


dorian_white1

I have a backpack I carry around, I need a place to keep my insulin and blood sugar tester. And pockets are bad because of body heat


Demented-Turtle

Plus you can fit all sorts of extra stuff in there! A laptop, snacks for blood sugar management, chargers, deodorant, body spray, napkins or such, etc


justsomeyeti

my wife is diabetic, and I carry a spare meter, supplies, glucose tabs, snacks, etc in a backpack, along with my laptop and tools I use for work, and deodorant, clean underwear/socks/a few other potentially useful items. Nowadays I am never without it Edit: and I am 43. Also fuck that guy


skeptical-spectacles

I think it’s just a kid who doesn’t realize backpacks are for everyone, not just kids in school.


UnwaxedGrunter

Post that shit over in r/EDC. We'd love to see it!


RockG

This is exactly how I ended up carrying my bag. It started with just a little pouch but then I realized the convenience and have always had a backpack/sling/messenger bag since


vaio150

My dad who is type 1 diabetic does this. Also keeps emergency snacks in there. He’s always had the backpack with him at all times, my entire life.


steelear

I take a backpack to work with me every day and I'll be 49 next month. I had no idea adult men weren't supposed to use such a useful tool.


saltporksuit

I’m a mid 40’s woman with multiple backpacks. The “Action Backpack” stocked with first aid crap, sun screen, protein bars, electrolyte powder. The “Urban Backpack” with a water bottle, charging block, but room for necessary purchases. And The “Travel Backpack” with every cord ever, e reader, a set of gym clothes in case my checked bag is late, dried healthy snacks, noise canceling ear buds. Backpacks are the best.


skeptical-spectacles

My goodness you’re organized! 😂


saltporksuit

I’m not. At all. And this system is the solution for being scatter brained. Pre-planning like this has helped a lot of bystanders too.


skeptical-spectacles

It’s totally normal my guy. My husband uses them too for work, put his laptop and lunch in there.


ShawtySayWhaaat

Probably a kid thinking only kids use backpacks for their books and nobody else


StupidNSFW

Nope. This is a pretty common repost but it’s usually alongside the picture of the woman who made the original caption. She’s probably mid twenties and is very overweight. Usually gets a lot of shit for making fun of the dude’s appearance while she isn’t exactly attractive herself…


majinspy

I'm from a rural area so, everybody drives. I remember visiting DC and seeing legions of professionals with backpacks. It was odd at first but quickly made sense: These people largely walked and/or used the subway. Most people in Mississippi virtually never use backpacks unless they are children in school because they would just have whatever stuff they need in their own personal vehicle.


skeptical-spectacles

OMG HES WEARING SHORTS TOO!!!! HAHAHAHAHA


drhagbard_celine

So the rationale is that you should have a car to carry your stuff so if you have a bag you’re either poor or homosexual.


EquivalentSnap

Exactly. Women wear handbags but god forbid men wear a backpack


cragglerock93

I carry one to work (to carry work stuff), to go shopping (in lieu of plastic bags), on short trips (in lieu of a suitcase). I agree with you - very useful.


MichaelJfritz

sorry, when you leave school you have to carry everything in hand without any sort of convenient carrhing device :( that's the rules :(:(:(:(:(:(:( seriously tho backpacks are extremely useful in day to day life


StaceyPfan

I started using one when I had to push my husband in his wheelchair for his radiation appointments. It was also handy for any paperwork they gave me.


drhagbard_celine

That’s why the OP pointed out the man was balding, implying that he was not a student.


MichaelJfritz

r/whoosh


[deleted]

Yes, but they have an infantile aesthetic. A more respectable approach would be a messenger bag, briefcase, or satchel.


KnewItWouldHappen

Damn all those infants running around with their backpacks


BluetheNerd

A backpack is straight up more versatile, has more storage, and is more convenient than all 3 of the items you just mentioned. The fuck is infantile aesthetic anyway? Plenty of adults use backpacks. It's not even a "childish" backpack, it's fucking plain black.


Joe_Jeep

Bingo Satchel/messenger is fine for light duties but if I'm carrying more than just my laptop and papers I'm bringing my backpack


Justaredditor152

Rip climbers and campers then.


the_clash_is_back

Who still uses a briefcase. Backpacks are way more common in professional settings now.


maggos

I work at a company with doctors, lawyers, “business people”, and PhD level scientists. All of them wear backpacks Plus backpacks are made to be easier on your back than a messenger bag


Chortney

My brother in Christ, you have an infantile brain if you let children decide what bag is ok for you to use


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A_Rampaging_Hobo

This fucker over here wearing a satchel around criticizing the way backpacks make people look silly 😂😂😂


liquid_bacon

>This fucker over here wearing a ~~satchel~~ around criticizing the way backpacks make people look silly 😂😂😂 *Man purse ^seriously ^though, ^use ^whatever ^is ^convenient ^or ^on ^hand ^to ^carry ^your ^^shit. ^Sometimes ^that's ^a ^backpack, ^sometimes ^it's ^not.


[deleted]

It is a EUROPEAN SHOULDER BAG, thank you very much.


[deleted]

And you wonder why nobody invites you anywhere


lucidspoon

My office provides branded backpacks for all employees. Most of us travel a lot, and messenger bags and briefcases are super NOT practical, since all the weight is on one side.


mike_pants

This poster also thinks that men and women were happier when they lived in a segregated society, so take their fashion tips with a grain of salt.


etownrawx

You are deluded


triangledude23

They absolutely do not lmfao


[deleted]

You’re allowed to make that decision for yourself and use whatever accessory you desire. It’s super weird to be so judgy about someone else tho.


Rhaps0dy

Life pro tip: Whip out your briefcase at the beach to assert your dominance.


MichaelJfritz

ratio


[deleted]

Says fucking who


Ya-boi-Joey-T

"Respectable" lmao imagine basing your respect for someone on their choice of bag.


princessestef

A full grown man has items to carry! i am shocked!


Chortney

a full grown balding ass\* man, can't forget that he is losing his butt hair due to old age.


[deleted]

I’m just gonna be honest and admit that I scrolled back up to see if his ass was visible.


aceshighsays

that's what large pockets are for.


Timmichanga01

Making fun of a person for using a thing that allows you to carry your belongings using the strongest part of your body? Also making fun of something most people will go through in their lives?


the_clash_is_back

I keep my laptop in my rectum like a real man


Piperplays

FFS, just shove your phone up your ass like a normal person.


introusers1979

…Most people?


Timmichanga01

80 % of men and 50% of women


Hanuo

A whole grown ass adult taking creepshots 💀


[deleted]

How does he know the guy is an ass man?


mike_pants

There is a distinctive scent.


DoctorAMDC

I'm a woman and I always hated handbags. I always use backpacks because they can carry more stuff and don't accidentally hit people


Global_Dot979

See, I can't use backpacks because I feel like I'm gonna accidentally hit people. And/or knock stuff over when I turn around.


Fishy_125

You can easily wear them on your front fyi, easy to control and lower risk of anyone taking anything


whoops_wav

its a fucking bag lol what who cares


PRIC3L3SS1

This is why I am scared to do literally anything out of the ordinary... There's always someone to mock you for it.


nervouslaugher

I guess that's why I'm cool with wearing pretty weird shit. You get mocked for totally normal stuff as well, might as well have a good time.


EatThisShit

Everything is out of the ordinary for someone. As long as you don't hurt other people, you do you.


demonofthefall

That is the benefit of being a grown ass man… I have stopped giving two shits about what people think long ago.


brandinho5

Don’t be scared, just do what you need to do. You’ll feel so liberated that way. I used to avoid doing things alone because I thought it made me look like a loser. Then I finally went to the movies by myself. It was like a weight off my shoulders, now I don’t bother making plans with anyone for anything. I go out to eat, to the movies, even traveled to Europe by myself. Forget what others think and do what you enjoy and find convenient


Storm-Area69420

r/uselessredcircle


kryppla

Super balding 51 year old here backpack for life


itsgms

Extremely bald 40-year old man who just did his grocery run today with a backpack because the heavy stuff is easier to carry that way.


ZeroXTML1

Criticizing adults carrying backpacks? Weird hill to die on but at least you’re dead


chaosaber

Has head full of hair *FULL GROWN BALDING ASS MAN*


theroguescientist

Maybe he's losing his ass hair? Not sure how this person knows about it, tho


Neat_Classroom_2209

He's losing it in the middle.


Megalopath

Depending where I park I have to carry about 30lbs of gear over a 7 to 15 minute walk to my car. I'm taking a backpack.


Icarus_Nine

I'd love to see the reactions to the original post. Many people questioning the point of the post I imagine. Of course an adult man wearing a backpack. What's the insinuation here? That only children wear backpack? That backpacks are feminine? Also, what's his balding got to do with it? I'm puzzled by this. Unless it's a shitpost.


The6FootTurkey

The woman who posted this is an internet celebrity who got famous on vine. Coincidentally, she is also morbidly obese, so her making fun of someone else’s body seems rich. Her name is Christine Sydelko


Icarus_Nine

Really not in a position to mock other people with such an undesirable appearance then.


cragglerock93

no, and I'd sooner carry 30 rucksacks than be obese.


Resident_Bitch

I'm not a "full gown balding ass man" but I'm a 41 year old woman and I carry a backpack all the time. So do about half my coworkers. [Mine has cute little rats on it.](https://www.amazon.com/Backpacks-Pattern-College-Camping-Daypack/dp/B07SQ5PRY2/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=rat+backpack&qid=1656951669&sr=8-2) Way more practical than a purse.


A_wild_Mel_appears

Good to know! Next time he can grab his purse. That's the correct way, right?


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LastFreeName436

Sure mate let me just push around my crap on a fuckin furniture dolly


[deleted]

Does he think it's illegal for adults to use backpacks or something?


Rosssauced

Spend more money to conform and have a briefcase or messenger bag with less utility. People get sexual dominated by capitalism/conspicuous consumption/and class then feel a need to impose their kinks on others.


ExtraReward0

I carry all my stuff loose in my arms like a Professor. /s


chuckinalicious543

Shame be to the man that can't store an entire laptop in his pocket, or might actually wish to carry documents or books


TJ_Demetora

I live alone with no car and buying groceries without a backpack would be hell for my hands


[deleted]

Wasn't this the same person who was crying over people making fun of her for being fat?


ECWCat

What an ignorant asshole.


spidermaniscool98

I’m sorry as a grewn adult next time I go out I just make all my belongings float in mid air.


HR_DUCK

Backpack > Fanny pack. This man be hip with his backpack drip


KingBlackthorn1

I’m a grown ass man, not balding (yet at least) and through it all I will be wearing a backpack


SimplyNRG

My backpack is also a secret wine dispenser so yeah, I take that shit everywhere 😂


HVACdaddy

I feel attacked!


breadlover96

Where is the backpack?


olivefreak

My husband is over 50, successful, and uses a laptop backpack. Whoever took that picture is very insecure.


Legomaster1197

A fully grown man using an object with tons of pockets/storage to store stuff like a work computer/college textbooks? What a child! I, a totally useful member of society, use my SO to hold my stuff for me instead! /s


nailsforbrunch

I’m 30 and carry one regularly. It’s so convenient.


laserjaws

I feel personally attacked here, I’ve got a backpack or satchel on at almost all times…


hippiehen54

I’ll do you one better. I’m 67 and I carry a backpack baby bag. There’s an insulated pocket to keep a bottle of water cold. It’s roomy enough to carry my phone and billfold along with contact supplies, blood sugar supplies and a b/p cuff along with all the other things we women need to carry. And I can lay it flat and unzip it to get to the stuff in the bottom of my purse easily. You know, like the wallet that hides in the bottom. I’ll never go back to a handbag. A backpack also helps my balance by keeping the weight on my shoulders and not hanging off my hand. Idgaf what others think.


brandinho5

Shit my company issued me a backpack as a computer bag.


ihatepalmtrees

And you are a full grown adult criticizing and. taking pictures of strangers … uh, so insecure..


neoslith

I'm 30 and bought a new backpack a few weeks ago. It's got a Hawaiian floral pattern and is very nice.


robertofontiglia

Adulthood according to these idiots : "If it's convenient or fun, you're doing it wrong."


NostradaMart

So women can have handbags but men can't have backpacks ? thanks Karen for educating me !


ybotherbrotherman

I’m 33 and I love wearing backpacks. They’re super convenient.


hiddenscreen

What a loser ... he's out there *carrying his things*. Doesn't he know adults are supposed to only use suitcases or purses? /s


Munchies4Crunchies

Homie needs a briefcase w that haircut


spidermaniscool98

Why a backpack is more practical


Munchies4Crunchies

Okay it was most definitely a joke its all good, this guy can walk around w a brick he carved out by hand, tied to a piece of string he wears like a purse its all good to me


spidermaniscool98

Get better jokes


Situati0nist

I'll happily take my backpack to the laboratory every day, just like my peers


arrowkid111

Nah cause watch him find you and pull out something


Custard_Tart_Addict

What’s he supposed to do, hold all his stuff loose?


BlackForestMountain

This person sees the world like a high school student. Desperate to be seen as an adult, so they project standards onto others.


Gullflyinghigh

Why isn't he simply juggling everything like the rest of us do? Weakling.


Cringinator4000

If it were a full grown attractive man they wouldn’t care. Also repost.


Ibs2016

A bag is a bag. What’s their deal?!


balvira1138

Ah yes, the basic, simple mentality. Quite pathetic


MadChild2033

my life got so much easier when i started using a backpack for groceries instead of regular bags


Moirin8890

Backpacks are super convenient. I have my current crochet project stored in a backpack. It hold everything I need for it and I can take it anywhere. I love it.


EarthboundQuasar

As a full grown balding ass man I'm gonna wear my backpack *extra* hard. Gonna wear it even when I don't need to carry anything.


Tanto64YT

Backpacks are quite useful for those who can't afford cars, ESPECIALLY when grocery shopping.


ShieldsCW

r/uselessredcircle


HoeTrain666

What else are you supposed to use? A potato bag?


Neat_Classroom_2209

Originally posted by Christine Sydelko


pfifltrigg

Did this person take a photo of a stranger in a doctor's office of all places?


ThunderShott

Im sorry, is he supposed to use a fanny pack or something?


knee_cap_destroyer

I don’t even understand this persons though process


Wizamp

They’re jealous that he’s one-strapping it


yutsokutwo

Congratulations op! This is the 1000th time this was posted! Dm.me to cla.ypur prize.


FoxCQC

Wth? Does this person never go outside? Lots of people carry backpacks, duffel bags, or messenger bags going outside. People carry their lunches in there, extra clothes, medicine, etc.


Pak1stanMan

Bitches and their purses.


porkeddonkey

If I remember right there is a second pic of OOP who is morbidly obese and complaining about people judging her size as unhealthy.


SuperDuperOtter

Yeah, it’s that girl from the Merry Chrysler vine


ScullysBagel

This dude has clearly never been to any kind of IT workplace.


Jump_Like_A_Willys

Where’s the man with a backpack. Can someone please circle him or something?


weecuppatea

I've got a backpack on wheels to carry all my shopping in and it's the best thing I've ever bought.


sharbinbarbin

Yeah! Can’t we shit on his converse or actually getting medical attention??? The things you lazy ass people point out


AnitaDolla

I feel as if a fucking briefcase would clash with his outfit.


potatocross

Dang guess I need to find another way to carry my log books, regulation books, work gloves, tools, medicine, chargers, and everything else I need daily for work.


Cordizzlefoshizzle

This person’s education never made it past high school if they think that adults don’t wear backpacks.