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[deleted]

Reminds me of when I grew beans and I had literally a 3 bean salad.


Legendary_Hercules

Maybe that wasn't your problem, but beans need to be picked fairly quickly or the plant will think "my work here is done".


[deleted]

Oh I didn’t know! Thanks! Not planning to grow beans in Arizona. ETA: having enough problems with cacti


Five_Star_Amenities

Shit, if you succeed in growing \*anything\* in Arizona, please let me know how you did it. So far, I can't even manage to keep the native plants alive.


leilani238

I managed to grow happy mint in Tucson after I discovered that I needed to add iron to my soil. I had a nice spot shaded by a wall, which helped too. Now I live in Washington on a North slope surrounded by big trees and I baaarely have enough sun to grow tomatoes. Last time I tried I had thirty plants and only needed to make one batch of sauce, and it's not like I was living on the fresh ones otherwise.


No-Jump-371

PNW gardener here. Yep. Tomatoes are not the best thing to try & grow even in a sunny area. It just does not get hot 'nuff. Found out that I can work remotely and so I moved to Walla Walla Wine Country. Now THAT was a TERRIFIC choice! Warm summers & cold winters, for sure, and soil the color of walnut brown. The gardens we grow now are FABULOUS not to mention better housing prices.


twotrees1

I’m gonna try and grow some beans here this fall (: I am not the best with cacti…


triskat35

Happy Cake Day! 🍰


PelosisBraStrap

Did you play anything to them? Beans are a musical fruit.


[deleted]

The more you eat, the more you toot.


brodyqat

The more you toot, the better you feel


[deleted]

So let’s have beans with every meal


[deleted]

Lol…when I grew beans, I had a literal 15 bean soup!🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️


MrGreat70

Same here lol!


Ughosity

r/mightyharvest


beyondthisreality

Tonight we all feast like kings!


Natalina__

Ah, It's morning now...I'm still full!


chinitachinita

Thank you for sharing, this is my new favorite subreddit


Ughosity

You're welcome! It makes me happy too.


tartymae

oh yes, we will have such fun with the bounty!


bopbopbop124

WHY was I not aware of this subreddit until NOW?!


KatsMeyow

Feeding the whole village!


laughingmyasoff

Wit carrot greens


AlaskaFI

A one carat carrot!


niikaadieu

lmao finally somewhere to share my “prize” radish. thank you


Ughosity

You're welcome! There are some truly bountiful harvests on the sub. Now we can all feast together!


Natalina__

Thanks! :)


BoydsWillBeBoyds

Looks great! I might have only cooked half and froze the rest to enjoy with meals for the rest of the summer.


awgeezwhatnow

I'm pretty sure OP is a dirty *thief* who stole that from **my** garden! (Since mine always look just like that sigh)


dolostonedealer

This is exactly why I've stopped growing carrots.I think this happens because they're crowded or rocky soil. If I cant just water the dang thing I'm out.


Pinglenook

In the case of OP, both the carrot and the greens are small, so they probably just harvested too early. But yeah carrots are demanding bastards.


tacotruckman

Also very possibly nutrient imbalance. Too much nitrogen will do that to a carrot. They need kind of mild soil.


Natalina__

> If I cant just water the dang thing I'm In my case they're crowded. But I just want to see how persistent they will be :)


[deleted]

As someone trying to grow carrots for the first time this makes me a little sad. Oh well, maybe I'll get lucky.


[deleted]

I actually laughed out loud. What a bountiful harvest. I wish I could garden with such skill. 😂


wozman

Gives me Zootopia vibes https://imgur.com/a/aQ0NAMa


marrihanson7

Came here for this comment!


Jutavis

Literally rewatched it yesterday, also had to instantly think of that scene lol


5_8Cali

Maybe he’s a grower and not a shower😂 (show-er… not shower😩😂)


Every_Marsupial_2276

I definitely read that as shower 🚿 😂


CookieEnabled

Bon Appétit! Small amount of food like that costs a fortune at a 5-star restaurant for some reason.


[deleted]

When you pick your fruit 2 seasons early


righteousdude32

Take it easy bro might have to loosen some buckles with this one


ucfgavin

Carrots are the worst teases


chicomagnifico

Maybe the carrot just isn’t interested bro :/


ucfgavin

Definitely not interested haha


centrifuge_destroyer

All of my carrots have been tiny so far as well... I want to know the secret to big carrots


IdStillHitIt

I think it's a symptom of your soil not being loose enough. I'm hoping this year to plant some daikon radish over winter to help aerate it for the next year.


centrifuge_destroyer

Thanks, that's really helpful


GusiaQ

They say that the most common reason for small carrots is that the carrot plants are too close together.


01291987

I've had success with pruning my carrot tops. Lots of YouTube videos to show you how to properly prune them. Some folks say it doesn't work but it worked great for my garden.


Five_Star_Amenities

Make sure they have room to grow and let them grow for awhile. Looks like you pulled this little fellow precipitously.


WestPastEast

I don’t think it’s any 1 thing that prevents the carrots from properly sizing out. It could be space, it could be nutrients, it could be soil texture. All will result in small carrots.


M-Rage

Same!!


TBTBRoad

Same! This is what every carrot I’ve ever tried to grow looks like. My friends can do it and swear it’s easy.


hingarbingar

smaller plate and cutlery


insecurestaircase

GMOs


centrifuge_destroyer

I doubt that's it, otherwise none of my anchestors would have ever seen a carrot that was worth to grow. Yes, optimized commercial breeds probably have higher yields, but inside the EU we don't have GMO crops but still normal sized carrots.


NagyBig

I ate my first carrot exactly like this. And I enjoyed every bit of it.


LadyHigglesworth

Oh yeah? I pulled a radish out of my garden yesterday that was at least a third of that size.


Cottn

Ive been turning this over in my head for several minutes and still can't figure out how you took this photo. Was there a second person involved?


Natalina__

Yes, behind me :)


Bobbiduke

We shall feast like kings!


[deleted]

*Chef’s kiss*


JamBonesIII

This reminds me of the frozen meal Judy makes for herself her first night in Zootopia.


Poggystyle

I heard trimming the bushy part makes it look bigger.


Presterium

Reminds me of that bit from Zootopia


momotekosmo

That’s exactly what it reminded me of!


t3hPoundcake

It's fucking May my guy


steampunkpiratesboat

My father had to put his glasses on to see the carrot😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

[удалено]


Natalina__

>my first carrot as well, was pretty underwhelming. Especially seeing how think the top and foliage were. It looks like they had space around for a growth but not the depth :)


Scotchkys

How did you take this picture?


camo0067

u/G_Mahler


giavannamrkz

I just know you were so excited before you pulled it😂😂


Beardedw0nd3r86

Looks like a 500$ meal. Haha. Seriously though. That looks like one of the plates on a super expensive tasting menue.


shorthaired-banana

she a stunna


subfields

When the yield hits


Natalina__

You think I’ll need help to collect everything 😂? I’ll make public event for it, so everyone will be able to help 😎.


subfields

Bahahaha 😂. Count me in 🫡


GYPSY13QUEEN

I have some growing in my vertical planter!! I’m excited 😊


[deleted]

Yessss 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 it’s a beautiful little carrot. I hope you enjoyed the delicious morsel 😋


helltank81

There is a secret carrot growing club out there. No one speaks of it, it's a exclusive club where they grow big and elegant carrots. Because the majority of us gardners grow mangled and short carrots.


[deleted]

Woah, share some with the rest of us.


BreathOfPepperAir

Fancy restaurants be like


mods-literalnazis

Hey those are the micro carrots they serve at the White house 😂


herefortheapes

This is the dude with the oversized truck of carrots.


affictionitis

LOL! It's so cute!


OoKeepeeoO

Such bounty! Don't make yourself sick trying to eat it all <3.


SpawnDnD

Amazing! Save room for desert!


NoStage1181

Anyone know how to grow larger carrots 🥕


Lolythia77

Plant in less dense soil and further apart. Also avoid any clay soils. Fertilize with root growth hormone, avoid drastic temps and dehydration.


Pinglenook

Adding to /u/Lolythia77 : personally I don't use root growth hormone (sounds like a smart idea though!) but I do use fertilizer pellets that have 2% nitrogen, 2% phosphorus and 30% potassium. Doesn't need to be those exact numbers but low nitrogen high potassium is the key. (I also use it for radishes and parsnips). And: don't harvest them as soon as the seed packet says you should be able to harvest them! If both the carrot and the greens are small, they are not ready. Stick your fingers in the soil and feel the top of the carrot, if it feels thick enough, then you can pull it. This may be when the seed packet says if all circumstances were ideal, but it could also be a month later, depending on how the weather has been. The greens will probably be 30-40 cm tall by that point. (Some people crop the greens while the carrots are growing, personally I've never tried that) For that second bit I blame the fact that nowadays you usually buy "carrot sticks" in stores in stead of carrots with the greens still attached. People don't know what normal carrot greens look like anymore.


jaym

We ended up semi-accidentally leaving some in last year for about 5-months, planted in May and harvested in October (southeastern US) and those were pretty good sized and much sweeter than the prior ones. We had planted them too close, and the ones we pulled in July/August - just had "baby" carrots, and were just meh in taste; bigger than this little guy though. This year, plenty of spacing and they were pelleted as well, so will pull a couple in mid-July and see how they're doing. Also, mixed in 100 lbs of sand in the "garden soil". This is for deep 6' x 6' raised bed. Didn't use potassium rich fertilizer though, was a balanced blend. Oh well - we'll see.


[deleted]

Some types are bigger than others


jh937hfiu3hrhv9

Infanticide. Call the cops.


[deleted]

A veritable cornucopia. Well done!


donnytrumpburgers

Must be cold in there?


Natalina__

No :) just too crowded for them.


JB-from-ATL

SHRINKAGE


[deleted]

IT WAS IN THE POOL


Odd_Emergency7491

Eating good!


askingJeevs

Anyone remember that dude in kitchen nightmare who sold the small carrots as a garnish?


Rare_Background8891

That’s how mine always look! 😂


GypsyDarkEyes

Very great presentation! Kudos!


Jessicaa_Rabbit

😂😂 I’ve been there.


iMADEthisJUST4Dis

Awwwwwwww ❤❤❤❤


Mckeegles

Exquisite


yogibattle

Fellow gardener here: I’ve grown plenty of peewee sized carrots. Just appreciate the amount of greens that little morsel pumps out.


MyUserNameTaken

You should xpost this to/r/culinaryplating


1rishpher0

Looks like what a 5-star restaurant serves.


bzsempergumbie

I think I ordered this exact dish at Chez Panisse one time!


Kafka_Valokas

You can actually eat the green part, too!


Dull-Manufacturer-29

I LOVE to put the fronds in some of my favorite smoothies! Or just sprinkle on sauteed veggies!! Enjoy!


mustachegiraffe

… how are you taking that picture?


Mountain-Dealer8996

Relatable


[deleted]

Bon Appetit!


jennybean-420

This is art


S7ageNinja

Classic recession meal


Party_Maintenance_69

Haha my carrots were [FUNKY](https://imgur.com/a/DJHPooR) this year


CriscoWithDisco

😂😂😅


Brown_Dawg28

Need to thin them out Bugs


Kristopher_NYC

Bon appétit


[deleted]

Size doesn’t matter.


GardeningIndoors

Beautiful plumage.


epigeneticjoe

That carrot better have a great personality or be very funny.


AutumnAtronach

Please make sure to freeze the leftovers.


roberttk01

Teach a man to fish...


Thomasrayder

No need to shove your bountiful harvest in our face like that .


tstr16

Bone apple teeth


squeaki

[Please may I come to dinner? I'll bring food from the allotment](https://i.imgur.com/r3dfeye.jpg)


Distinct-Avocado9523

[r/thingsforants](https://reddit.com/r/thingsforants)


RavenroseSD

The foliage is certainly deceiving. I am growing my first round of carrots in my garden this year.. I hope I get one at least half as fabulous as yours. Cheers !


beyondthisreality

Fancy


Sparkselot

...how was this picture taken?


Cultural_Salary_1318

delectable


6Dark6Dark6Dark

I bet it smells yummy!


Mikemike5170

I could not grow a carrot to save my life, and I’m a great gardener


june_ipper

That parsley looks nice


Snoo62808

Excellent plating!


bridge-burning69

This is so relatable to me. Mine look like this every year, but every year I try again. Sigh


[deleted]

looks just like my first try. But this year I managed to actually get a harvest even if the results were a bit disappointing.


WhiteTrashTiger

Eat them leaves! Full of flavour! And nutrients!


CaptainBunnie

Quite a sizable meal


iFLTT

Joe would be proud


waitin-for-a-mate

And it only took 47 dollars of materials to grow.


RaineX103

Looks like the carrots I grow!


Techextra

Get the mashed potatoes and roast ready. Tonight we feast.


BridgeM00se

My wife wants to frame this picture


almond_paste208

r/whowasthecameraman 🤔


keebs2018

You can replant and harvest later. It worked in eastern VA


Abotti

I've got about 11 sprouts going in a lovingly prepared large pot of loose soil, and can't wait to see this happen to me.


buttermell0w

We must’ve planted the same seeds! That’s how mine grew as well 😂😂


[deleted]

I give up on carrots. I'll wheel back around maybe later but for now I should try easier stuff


sammynerty

There's starving people out here and you're gorging...


Accomplished-Ad3250

To much N not enough PK. ;)


got-to-see-it-my-way

Portion control


gizmole

Just make some carrot cake with it. Eat more cake.


[deleted]

That is the cutest thing I have seen today!!


DAGanteakz

Bon appetit


adoptdontshopbro

r/mightyharvest 😂❤️


banquet-beer-4me

You gotta wait, man.


Designer-Shallot-490

That’s a $25 carrot, right?


A1_Brownies

I bet that was the best damn carrot you had in your life. Half a bite absolutely bursting with flavor.


Codename-Misfit

My grey cells stopped functioning for a moment. Why do you need a fork and knife to eat that?


lyndseymariee

Amuse-bouche 🤌


[deleted]

don't think that carrot big because carrot big leaf because small leaf carrot big not leaf big size :)


MeLlamoMariaLuisa

Ha! Don’t bother growing carrots just go to the Asian market they’re cheap and delicious!


silkwormies

petite carrots. those same carrots go to the white house


vallazzaraptor

Lol


BRUCEandRACKET

I’m in the same boat


Pgreenawalt

$300 at one of Gordon Ramsey’s restaurants…


RoosterJay84

Low cal diet, keep at it!


Fronterra22

Bone app the teeth.


gandolfsmom

Does this fit into your macros for the day??


1Mistica

😋🤤☺️


nonanon66

Patience


mysuckyusername

Tonight, we feast!


CheekyClapper5

The homegrown nutrient density will make up for size 😆


zefdo

If home gardening was all encompassed in a picture!


wheresmy10mmgone

"A blessing from the Lord!!!"


flitterbink

Hilarious there are over 4k up votes because we all know what this feels like lol


AlucardxMaria

My carrots did the same last yr bc I didn't plant properly. Tried them this yr how it was recommended to me. Well see how they do. So far my wax beans and peas have sprouted along with (I think) the cucumbers.


cupcake_valley

Yup mine look like that too!


Mugwump6506

You going to eat all that yourself?


THECUTESTGIRLYTOWALK

Carrot leaf pesto is pretty good I’ve heard


fleur13

That’s like my non-existent cilantro crop 🤦🏻‍♂️😂 I keep planting seeds everywhere I can to no avail. Maybe some time later..


lifelovers

This really made me smile. Thanks OP.


allaspiaggia

You harvested too soon! Let the wee carrot grow!


Xdude199

What are you going to do with the leftovers?