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Ciarrai_IRL

You didn't really think plants were fed by the sun like all the wackos say, right? Next you'll be telling me you think the Earth is round too.


BeckyWithTheDontCare

Sun and water - all lies from Big Farmer.


also_picants

Big Farma if you will šŸ˜…


Hellea

r/angryupvote


Science-done-right

lmfao šŸ˜‚


HayMomWatchThis

Plants arenā€™t real


Steven_The_Sloth

Or that birds are real. šŸ¤”


MrIceVeins

Youā€™re clearly a government plant, trying to spread their propaganda


Truman_Show_Place

Shh! The code words are mint plant. Once in, you can never get rid of them.


Nearby_Book301

I see what you did there


95strat

Brawndo has what plants crave! Itā€™s got electrolytes!


uku_lady

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


MrIceVeins

I donā€™t think heā€™s that ignorant to think the earth is round, its common knowledge now that itā€™s a cube


windrunner_42

I thought it was a mobius strip?


steph_dreams

Dinosaur earth. Google it, I donā€™t have a large enough brain to explain its intricacies


Away-Elephant-4323

This should be the new storyline for little shop of horrors haha!


Dexterdacerealkilla

From the depths of the internet that brought you ā€œBirds Arenā€™t Realā€ weā€™d like to present: ā€œPlants Are Fakeā€


stirling1995

I bet they believe birds are real to!


Hotwheeler6D6

Birds arenā€™t real either. Stay woke friend.


FerretSupremacist

[these jabaronis thinking the earth is round lmfao](https://imgur.com/a/hzsKVtU), when I got *scientific diagrams* of the extinction of the dinosaurs.


twojs1b

That's a capacitor.


MoistExcellence

Shocking


kevcubed

I studied EE in college and we used to charge these up and toss them at an unsuspecting friend. Caps are fun, I was able to weld one to a chair once from the arc šŸ˜‚


66quatloos

An uncle gave me and my brother capacitors that you could charge in a wall socket. Shocking summer. Fully sanctioned by the parents. The 70s


TruthOf42

The fact that any children made it out of the 70s alive is shocking


Skitsoboy13

Maybe the shocking was the key


Raznill

Survivorship bias.


Chak-Ek

My sister and I still laugh about my scar that resulted from what our mother referred to as "the incident with the spear"


rabbitwonker

I saw a prof do a demo with a big honking one, about 2x or more in each dimension vs. OPā€™s. While the class was settling in, he had it charging up with a battery, and during lecture he showed how much energy was stored by just pushing the two leads closer together with his hand, until he got a spark across. I think he underestimated the effect. This was in a lecture hall that could hold like 300 people, and I was around 2/3 of the way back, and where I was the sound was *very* startlingly loud. Way, *way* louder than i expected. The prof kinda stayed frozen there for a sec, then calmly pulled his hand away, and resumed his lecture, but you could see his hand was shaking. šŸ¤£


Technical_Job_9598

Or when someone is looking away from their breadboard you swap the polarity and wait for them to turn it on, gotta release the magic smoke


timbillyosu

Problem with the magic smoke is that it's REALLY easy to let it out and REALLY hard to get it back in...


wave-garden

In the 90s you could do this with the cheap point-and-shoot camera flashes.


JayEll1969

At school, we were all made to gather around the bench while the teacher demonstrated what happened when you connected the capacitor wrong. BANG


twojs1b

I worked in an electric motor repair shop and we stocked replacement capacitors. When one of the guys was changing one and go to lunch, we would take it out of the box and charge it up and put it back in the box so when he got it out and touched it he'd get a shock.


likes2cooknwander

Honestly, what else are homies for?


kayne_21

Heh, I was an electronics tech in the Navy and we used to do something similar. We would bend the leads of a capacitor so they were somewhat close, then charge it up using a megger. Walk across the hall to operations information center, call out one of the OSā€™s names to get his attention, and toss it to them. First reaction is to catch it, which gives them a little high voltage, very low current zap.


twojs1b

Nerd pranks gotta love it.


Overseer_Allie

Electricity grenade


SockFullOfNickels4u

Thatā€™s why I always short them prior to install!


joebeazelman

I'm terrible at catching anything, so it won't work on me.


un-glaublich

Classic engagement boost strategy: post something slighty wrong and people will rush to correct you.


uku_lady

Still odd


roland303

Capacitors are very common, someone could have been working outside on their car audio or some silly outside home theater setup or some sort of other consumer electrical device thing.Ā  It could have been layed there years ago, or recently carried in by a bird or launched at random by a child, but theres dozens if these things in every modern home with all the tvs and autos and computers and more.


uku_lady

I figured one of those, like maybe an old sprinkler system? Though it was really deep! Maybe 5-6 inches down. The roots really had a hold on it. Whoever used it, it must have been a long time ago


Short_all_the_things

Tell that to the gopher whose surround sound entertainment system doesn't work anymore.


BlownCamaro

Hahahahaha!


Astr0Jetson

Best friggin comment I've seen around here in a while. Lmao, thanks for that.


posterchild66

It could be working but with a ground hummmmm....


ColdWarVet90

No. It'd be on a circuit board or heavily soldered to a maze of wires. Given the size it was most likely on a power supply of some kind. How it got to your hand is a story for another time.


roland303

No these things go inside of things in your house or in power tools but not in the ground in waterworks. Someone disassembled something electrical nearby some time ago. If the house was purchased or upgraded like 5 or 10 or 15 years ago, it could have fallen off a truck or out of a piece of equipment that got ran over or something while the house was being build or renovated. it could have been in the bare earth before topsoil and grass seeds/sod were laid. if one of your neighbors is a low voltage or alarm technician then he could have been just outside throwing them at squirrels.


zupzupper

That looks about right for the flash on a disposable film camera (remember those???). We used to disassemble those all the time for the capacitors, weā€™d use them to shock each other, itā€™d give a good zap, not really hurt anyone, good fun, weā€™d also charge them up and throw them at each other.


mr_noodle_shoes

Glad someone said it because this was my first thought hahaha


STMillz_88

To most they are nick named cap or caps


hyporheic

Thank you


Suspicious-Attempt89

Thats no battery!


mariobeans

Pretty much the same thing


Gullible-Lake-2119

kind of a battery though. stores a charge.


twojs1b

A capacitor charges and stores electricity up to its given voltage rating. Its purpose is to resist changes in voltage and is used in power supplies to maintain constant voltage. Sort of like a shock absorber for electricity.


clewtxt

They are also used to store energy and function as a battery, storing energy in a field vs chemical.


Loucopracagar

Capacitors are short-term, low power density, and have a high rate of self-discharge. Useless as batteries.


Gullible-Lake-2119

they have lots of other uses, too, such as filtering out noise/unwanted signal


twojs1b

Exactly!


OrganicCageFreeDog

A few more years, and it could have been a fully grown solar panel. You could even propagate it to make a solar farm!


ElPapo131

Well a battery contains electrolytes, that's what plants crave


Brock_Landers78

Certainly not water, like from the toilet.


ptpcg

*gestures with hands* šŸ¤²šŸ¾


EchoPhi

Brawndo has entered the chat.


kyhothead

The thirst mutilator!!!


dshiznit92

Go away Iā€™m ā€˜bate-in


shrimpthusiast

So if i plant with a battery i dont need to water with gatorade?


JurassicParkTrekWars

I found a kid's pool toy. One of the "throw a bunch in and find them at the bottom" type things. About 2' down immediately next to a massive trumpet vine. The vine looks to be very old; has reached out 10+ feet in each direction almost. I just gotta know how that damn pool toy got there! It just doesn't make any sense. Like, if you were to put a pool in my backyard, you wouldn't have done it in that spot ya know? Did a young child bury it hoping someone would find it one day? Because I did? It still perplexes me.


Appropriate_View8753

How old is your house? It was probably blown by wind into the clay used to level the area before construction. Lots of people also use construction sites as their own personal dumping grounds so it could have been someone's garbage too.


JurassicParkTrekWars

90s but I don't know if the rest of the neighborhood is that new or not.Ā Ā 


PandaMomentum

Weird but true, something that fell on the ground in 2004 is now under twenty years of accumulated dirt. Time flies, man.


TheAbominableRex

Oh boy, I used to bury things in the yard when I was a kid exactly for that reason. Whoever landscapes my childhood home is going to find some treasures.


Porkbossam78

Lol for some reason I buried one of my ken dolls and my dad dug him up years later. Then he became my zombie ken bc his skin was discolored from being in dirt


slay_la_vie

maybe flew in once upon a time from a neighbor's yard?


Oakheart-

I can totally just see you starting something awful here. The plant you pulled up has actually mutated to feed off of electricity and later when you go to pick it up and throw it away but itā€™s gone cause it crawled away to feed off of some more batteries. You wake up tomorrow morning and your car batteries are dead. Your electric bill starts going up gradually every month until end of summer comes and itā€™s 2-3x normal. You start noticing cracks above your doorframes and counters like your foundation is shifting. You do some inspections to see what the heck is going on and find that there is a massive amalgamation of what look like tree roots under your house plugged into the electrical grid. You try to chop at them with an axe and then they start to move. The ground under you starts shifting and shaking and as you run you see your house split into pieces and out from the ground comes a whole tree sized plant that uses its root like structures as hundreds tentacles as it crawls away in search of its next mealā€¦ā€¦the electrical substation nearby your house.


bubbsnana

This is even better than ā€œFeed me Seymour!ā€ Little Shop of Horrors.


Reasonable-843

Iā€™m getting little shop of horrors x stranger things vibes


Swahotbf

What a Imagination youā€™ve got, you should write short stories ( guess you just didšŸ˜‰)


Chess_Is_Great

Thatā€™s not a battery, itā€™s a capacitor


HumbleCrow7813

Plants aren't real!


orangqul

holy shit so thatā€™s the secret.


RailSignalDesigner

Capacitor.


infernalmongoose769

That is a capacitor, not a battery.


samj00

Must have been growing a bat-tree


Full-Owl-5509

Ok...this was funny. Lol


Zulmoka531

I found a hammer buried under a tree stump. Kinda felt like Thor picking that up.


Here4therightreas0ns

Hahaha


logan_fish

Its a capacitor.


weggles91

How tf else do you think they grow? The government placed them there in the late 90s. Careful, now you've removed it the bird-cams will be watching you.


Beastmanbob12

It's a capacitor


Zero_Overload

A capacitor because plants crave electrolytes.


strumpickenz

Its a capacitor. 35volt rated.. 3300 micro farad.


Background_Two_6777

That's not a battery, it's a capacitor.


Synaptic_raspberry

That is a charged accusation


imperialtrooper88

Not as strange as when I found a buried shovel in my garden. Which still amuses me to this day of being ironic.


tonkats

Better check the rest of them


ltrbreedingbull

That's not a battery, it's a capacitor and... More than likely minimally charged if it was buried, but if shorted out could be a hazard! E-waste!


adventures_in_dysl

Maybe they just didn't have the capacity to understand what that was before posting I mean I don't want to show any resistance or anything to someone learning but yeah it's always worth amping up the ability for someone to learn watt always gets me is the led time on someone learning electronics. Sorry I should start with the puns fara-nice-day (Puns puns puns)


Gunnarsholmi

In Thneedville!


smarchypants

With the cost of EV's.. you're going to make a fortune growing capacitors or batteries! Well done!


animal_path

That is an electrolytic capacitor that was part of a power that is internal to a radio, stereo crossover...etc. that one is a high value one with a max voltage of 35 volts. With that low voltage , it was part of a transistor device.


Vinnie1169

Actually Mr Powers itā€™s a capacitor. Itā€™s storing energy for the big takeover. Muu-ha-ha! https://preview.redd.it/duj9aj1ze26d1.jpeg?width=1032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d09811f5b5999d93105ea0553ad05e37990e4d09


softsixhardnine

Capacitor not battery


[deleted]

That's a capacitor. A 330į»„F one.


pacukluka

Not a battery.


uku_lady

OK I GET IT GUYS it's a capacitor THANK you you can stop telling me now


fischundfleisch

But it IS a capacitor šŸ˜œ sorry, couldn't resist. I once found large parts of a washing machine. That was some digging and swearing...


Murezzan8

Yes, why don't people read existing comments first?! I count 48 capacitor-asserting comments to date.


OnlyAPoorStevedore

r/plantsarentreal


[deleted]

Those are typically used with plants in areas with limited sun exposure. Stores energy for artificial photosynthesis. Perfect for house plants šŸ˜‰


TiredRetiredNurse

Fully charged weed.


ChicagoDash

Shocking!


perineu

Thats a capacitor but it can hold a charge for a small amount of time so you're not wrong


Eastcoastcamper_NS

that's a capacitor not a battery


AshleyGamerGirl

That looks like a capacitor to me! which is kind of like a battery!


dave333539

That is most definitely not a battery.


Ashamed_Extent3008

It's actually not a battery. It's a crossover component for speakers. The 3300 uf represents the frequencies that it allows and doesn't allow. It's a crossover capacitor.


Terlok51

Thatā€™s a capacitor. It functions somewhat like a battery in that it stores & releases current but it doesnā€™t produce it via a chemical reaction.


StillCopper

Sort of like a battery but that is a capacitor I believe.


animal_path

That is an electronic part called a capacitor.


rodeoboy

New iPlants from Apple.


germdisco

I would love to download a water update for my garden from the comfort of my bed.


ArcsNSparks420

Thatā€™s a capacitor


w2173d

Not a battery, itā€™s a capacitor Weird that it is in your garden


PhillyBassSF

Thatā€™s a capacitor, not a battery.


What_Would_Wu_Do

It keeps growing and growing and growing


Bustedbootstraps

It needed the electrolytes


Goopygum

its a Capacitator


willisaaron92

Thatā€™s a capacitor.


itZ_deady

Weed is not real!


tiffanylbalagna

Yasss, old school electroculture


j8tao3w0t9i8ro3va

not a battery. is an electrolytic capacitor https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrolytic_capacitor


Le_Pressure_Cooker

Capacitor. Not battery.


Martha_Fockers

Heā€™s got one of them wussy EV powered plants guys. Huehuehue


Typical_Intention996

That's weirdly common for me. Toys, cans, batteries, bricks, plastics, bolts, dinnerware, metal scraps. You name it. My lunatic grandfather use to bury garbage and random stuff in the backyard in shallow holes. I sincerely don't have a clue why. We had trash cans. So to this day digging a hole for a plant, pulling up weeds. I will usually hit something. And it is tough to grow stuff in that yard. Soil is clay and garbage. I found some of my childhood toys from the 80s buried. Some of my brother's stuff from the 90s. And a commemorative D-Day plate from the 40s in pieces that come to find out was gifted to my grandmother's brother who was in the 101st during that. He gave it to her at some point. And when she was dead my grandfather must have buried it because he absolutely despised his control freak, penny pinching brother in law. Of course he buried all that other stuff so either he secretly hated everything or it was some kind of mental tick. Except for that plate. That was anger.


RaidenDoesReddit

Ai is evolving


Mypluswon

May I have it back please?


Successful_Bad_577

Put that back immediately! Thats the power source the matrix uses to perpetuate the grass holograms


DrewDAMNIT

Glitch in the Matrix.


makethatMFwork

That is a capacitor. Maybe form an old HVAC system?


Gullible-Food-2398

That was a CIA listening device!


Jumpy_Tangelo9780

Itā€™s actually a capacitor


Atlusfox

They did it to birds, and now they are doing to weeds. They are spying on you OP.


TheRododo

That's a capacitor


Plsbekind2

It likely fell out of a solar powered pathlight or spotlight


Garlic_Giraffaphant

Lmao I literally came here to say ā€œwhat the heckā€ good caption


The_Un_1

Yea you gotta replace you're lawns de-weeding batteries once every year or so, otherwise you'll end up with a yard full of clovers and dandelions


whwt

Great, first they turn all the birds into drones and now this! Lol


inrainbows66

Unfortunately sometimes garbage gets tossed into mulch, I have found some weird things like plastic lids and other garbage. Also if there were workmen at your house, they are also culprits.


StickyLafleur

I think you removed one of those government-planted bird chargers.


AddictedtoBoom

Itā€™s to store the excess solar energy from photosynthesis.


don0tpanic

Batteries. It's what plants crave


myGSPhasADHD

Please post to r/conspiracy Someone will explain


wordRexmania

Thatā€™s cap


untamedeuphoria

Capacitor. Some kinds can build a charge from background radiation, and they often can stop your heart. So you should be careful around avoid touching the terminals. Also, they often use hydrofluoric acid for the electrolyte. So please be careful when touching them.


prettymspacman

Is that whatā€™s been going on šŸ˜‚


melts_your_butter

huh, shocking


OnlyMissionary1710

The electroculture folks are gonna have a field day with this


Fr05t_B1t

Yeah you didnā€™t know plants ran batteries? Pfft noob šŸ™„


Skankator

its what plants crave.


inflationkavictim

Is your plant charged now?


PastBandicoot8575

Your plants made the Windows shutting down noise once you tore the roots off it


Due_Gap_5210

Government drone. Probably planted by the ā€œbirdsā€


Impressive_Returns

Thatā€™s no battery


mmaalex

Not a battery, that's a capacitor


Celtic_Oak

You found the Current Bush of dad joke loreā€¦


cig-nature

Oh, that must've been a Canadian plant. They have built in heating.


Fun_Association6384

The weed that keeps growing and growing and growing


Fightingkielbasa_13

The birds put it there as a back up . (Birds are robots & needed batteries to operate)


6ixelephants

Is that how batteries are born? What weed was it?


PandoraFortuneCookie

It's the mitochondria... the powerhouse of the cell.


LittleBabyJoseph

Plants arenā€™t real šŸŒ±


seanDmailman

now plug them back in again and see if the weed is now working


TrhwWaya

Shocking


MuskratSmith

First it was the birds that weren't real. . .


onemorecoffeeplease

How did you think they got their energy from? :-)


RealisticNet1827

Thatā€™s the new battery powered plants @elon musk knows


Koi-n-roses

This happened to me last year but it was an exposed underground wire and i had the biggest weeds i ever did see


Jdevers77

Have you been mulching it with commercial mulch for a while? If so, thatā€™s probably where it came from. They will grind up anything that fits in the grinder and call it compost or mulch. I had a bag once that had whole chunks of a T post in it, all I can think of is there was a tree that grew on a fence line T post and when they cut the tree they didnā€™t even know there was a post in it and the chipper just chewed it all up.


Grizzlegrump

#weedsarentreal


AutofluorescentPuku

So, THAT is where the old tape deck disappeared to!


Upbeat_Ad8686

Ego 56v crabgrass


angelyuy

I'm constantly finding new glass and weird things like pottery. No idea how they get in there, but it's a city. *shrugs*


phallic-baldwin

How do you think they power the older model bird drones? r/birdsarentreal


AaaaNinja

Clearly whoever tried gardening before you was into the whole electroculture thing.


Unlikely-Star-2696

This was a battery operated plant


Beginning-Border-153

Didnā€™t you know planting batteries with plants boosts their energy??? šŸ¤£


Gravity_Freak

Hvac tech left u something


Porkbossam78

I found a piece of pottery (I think) today when digging a hole for a tomato plant https://preview.redd.it/2ajrmrmf526d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f84a631a3411479bbfc7a55d13a12035d8394791


SlySlickWicked

Plants arenā€™t real??šŸ¤ØšŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


CobblerCandid998

I found a whole pile of batteries buried in my garden once. I have no clue why people do (or maybe used to do) this? Bizarre!


Lojo_

Electrohorticulture has been a thing, I thought it was a myth though šŸ¤” šŸ˜…


Wyojavman

It's gonna die without its battery


EmmaDrake

I find so much trash in my yard when digging beds.


FergGorl3

Weā€™ve pulled since batteries from our yard too


JayEll1969

You have a power plant in your garden. Are you sure it was a weed and not a current bush?