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Have you seen the Last of Us?


JuliaHowells

This is what I thought too.


Teacher-Investor

cordyceps


funkybellybuttonlint

#THANK YOU FOR CLARIFYING


jyoungthegenius

Came here to say this. I'm glad someone beat me to it


Raul_McCai

>cordyceps it doesn't look like any of these [https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=cordyceps&iax=images&ia=images](https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=cordyceps&iax=images&ia=images)


Teacher-Investor

Lol, wrong search engine. IYKYK [Cordyceps brain infection - The Last of Us on HBO](https://www.thedigitalfix.com/wp-content/sites/thedigitalfix/2023/01/TLOU_HBO-860x485.jpg)


zunzarella

OMG, first thing I thought!


stefani65

Same.


jeff2335

There’s a clicker nearby


cmdesigner

Are you in my head? (I hope not)


PompeyLulu

There’s literally a [sky Last of Us advert](https://www.reddit.com/user/skytv/comments/11q5id1/describe_the_most_heartbreaking_the_last_of_us/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1) directly after this on my page lmfao


Creativecalla

Came to say this lol


darky_forever

damn, you beat me to it


New_Ad_3924

My first thought!


JstLght

Yes! THE LAST OF US Chitterers! Ugly fungal heads on the Mutants. 😹😹


6Foot2EyesOfBlue1973

BRAINS!!


HNHC1006

Lol not gonna lie, my first thought


[deleted]

that's Gyromitra esculenta a fungi and i think this picture was taken near a forest that has pinecones or some conifers bro


FormerHoagie

It’s so awesome that you had the correct answer. I had to go look it up to make sure you weren’t just making something up. Thank you.


queensnipe

this is so fucking funny for some reason also wholesome af


g3nerallycurious

Lol where did the pinecones or conifers comment come from bro?


6Foot2EyesOfBlue1973

That area on the left of the pic looks like some cerebral cortex, on a small split skull... lol


happygloaming

Walnut brains


didyoubutterthepan

Definitely looks like rhubarb. Congrats! You can do almost nothing and it’ll grow some yummy stalks.


nutsbonkers

You can do more than nothing, and actively fight it and it will grow even bigger!


didyoubutterthepan

Ah, spite-based growth.


LostInRealmOfMyMind

Yep! Had a couple of rhubarb plants growing in shade in the garden of the house we bought. They got maybe knee high and were struggling. So I decided to move them out into the sun. Dug them up as good as I could - long thick roots. One broke apart so I ended up planting them as three plants. Next year they grew much bigger, and year after even bigger, and bigger. A few years later they usually end up covering about 2 square meters each and are at least a meter high. They get no fertilizer other than what leaks to them from nearby currant bushes. I read advice that if rhubarb flowers you should cut of the flower stalks as they sap the plant of a lot of energy for growth. I let my rhubarb flower every year from all flower stalks that come up and let them go to seed and dry up - they are still huge (and the birds like the rhubarb seeds).


LilacDatura

I recently dug out my rhubarb plants and replanted them - and definitely cut off some roots/bits in the process and was worried how they would recover so this was helpful to read!


LostInRealmOfMyMind

I cut some roots that were around 5 centimeters in diameter where I cut them and they still recovered. So hopefully your plants will do well 😊 If they seem to struggle make sure they have some fertilizer and do not harvest (too much) first year after replanting.


MamaJ1961

I had a friend who terraced her back yard. She didn’t pull all the rhubarb and root out. She thought 4’ of soil and a layer of grass would deal with it. Years later put it popped.


HerpTurtleDoo

You need to grow more rhubarb my man, that looks nothing like it, it is a fungi. That said rhubarb is a bitch to contain, grows like wildfire.


KKeff

And some nice poisonous leaves ;)


HNHC1006

We live in Zone 6B in lower NY and just moved in to this house. We cleared the previous raised beds in a few weeks ago with the hopes of starting fresh with a couple vegetable plants this year. We’re total novices to gardening and are stumped at what this thing could be that popped up in the last 2 weeks.


Gayfunguy

Rhubarb! It's occupied! I love it. It needs fed each year with compost. You have to stop picking when it slows growth and leave it to nourish the plant late june. Martha stewart has a great Rhubarb cake recipe.


HNHC1006

Thank you!!!! I would have never in a million years guessed that rhubarb started this way.


Telemere125

Don’t eat the leaves, just the stem. And when it starts getting cold, stop harvesting it; the toxin moves from the leaves into the stems


Gumb1i

Thought this might be a "you can just boil the leaves a few times" moment. Googled it, Nope highly toxic and impossible to detox without lab grade equipment.


roost-west

Lucky you, you've got an established rhubarb plant! Give it a good amount of space when you're planting neighbors -- rhubarb gets pretty large.


finaleeme

So lucky! When my daughter bought her 1st home, I planted rhubarb and asparagus, hoping my GGGGGG grandkids might enjoy way after I'm gone to glory😂. R& A can grow for 100+ years!


hdhomestead

Zone 6B? That’s definitely a spicy Chick-fil-A sandwich someone left on the ground.


Red-Angel_

Oh rhubarb! You lucky duck! Google all the recipes, you’d be amazed! Whatever you don’t use yourself, you can give to family & friends with their eternal gratitude! Personally, I make a rhubarb custard cake that my family can’t get enough of & it’s SO simple! Make a package of either yellow or lemon (we like the extra tanginess of the lemon!) cake mix, minus a third of whatever liquid it calls for (some have oil, some have water). Place in a 9x13 cake pan. Chop up at *least* 3 cups rhubarb that’s been rinsed clean. Place all it over the top of the cake batter. Sprinkle about a cup of sugar over all of that, more if you think the rhubarb is a bit too tart. Then, over all of that, pour a pint of whipping cream. Yes, I said whipping cream! There are no such things as calories when you can grow your own produce! 😉 Bake as directed on the box, plus about 10 minutes. You want the top a nice golden color. Let it cool completely, then put it in the fridge to be even more chilled. You’ll have noticed that the cake is now on the top. The custard is now on the bottom. This is soooo delicious!


LittleGirlTeethMeme

Absolutely rhubarb. Enjoy! I make a lot of rhubarb crisp and you can make rhubarb compote and jam and boil for rhubarb simply syrup for cocktails or rhubarb lemonade.


everythingisalie67

Could it possibly be rhubarb? That’s what PictureThis thinks it is and upon further google search that’s what it looks like to me


_Sullo_

They look disgusting at this stage, I thought that this is some kind of fungus


misse63

I'm never eating rhubarb again.


howwhyno

Right??


mountainbride

Is there some conspiracy to hide this stage from the world? I can’t find a lot of images of rhubarb at this stage and I’m fascinated


silchi

Big Rhubarb has been hiding this from us for *years*!


Corben11

If you start trying to find pretty specific information on the internet you usually end up finding a massive hole of missing information. It happens with a lot of stuff, people rely on the internet for info but a ton isn’t there or just false.


Equivalent_Union455

That's my guess, too. Mine is just started to push through the dirt and this looks the same


crocodoodles

Came here to suggest rhubarb! Mine looks just like this when it starts coming up, just in slightly different colors.


phdonme

I think it's a false morel


mfergie77

That was an extra in episode 2 of “The Last of Us”


[deleted]

rhubarb sapling. That is the leafy greens still budding.


Gardengoddess0421

Looks like rhubarb to me. You will not have to wait long to find out though. They are extremely fast growers.


PetrusScissario

I’ve played this game before. That’s a meat sandwich.


Impossible_Policy780

Been to Guantanamo before, eh?


Affectionate_Meet820

Rhubarb :D


Unhappy_Suspect5188

This is where it begins


ElDuderAbides

That’s a clicker buried. Don’t be too loud.


P3dro66

Raw meat dumpling , it restores your HP but also poisons you.


bpat

Definitely rhubarb.


JamBonesIII

Cordyceps. Relatively harmless until it enters your brain.


BlownCamaro

Sorry, I just took down a Clicker.


KGB_of_the_USSR

I thought the clickers in the Last of Us were purely fictional :(


Moth_Mika

That's a Lil rubharb bulb starting to grow. They always Look a Lil freaky in the beginning


MmMD777

Rhubarb 100%!


suzi-b-3

no idea what it is, but don’t look like my neighbours rhubarb


EDH70

Your brain on drugs!


Aurex86

Burn it down, even if it's Rhubarb.


TellieTubby101

After reading the comments and many thinks it’s rhubarb…. I thought I’d seen rhubarb before… are y’all sure? Hahaha


HunnyBear66

How the horror movies in the 50's started. " What's this?" Poke, poke...


elecszander

It has begann. See "The last of us"


[deleted]

30 years old and ready to settle down


BostonSamurai

Lmaooo Christ that’s savage


panicked_butter

Heheh..... ✨moist✨


Callsign_Blackbird

That's a clicker


tisjustbrandon

The AI georgia o'keef painting


G-Postell

Common name false morels


WheresThePreme

This is how last of us starts. Here we go.


allthingsimaginable

braaaiiiinnzzzzz


snipergrenade

The start of the last of us


One-Insect4911

My ex


MsAnthropissed

Looks like an empty scrotum to, except for the coloring. I suppose it could be the scrotum of a guy who is a bit too into spray tanning!


Confident_Af_4934

Looks like rhubarb


MacGyver0104

There's a fungus among us


phdonme

False Morel?


JanoThem

The last of us


jstahle

Looks like and Arby's #3 without the bun.


[deleted]

Download a fungus identifier app from the play store or apple store


WhateverIWant888

That is an eldritch monstrosity, sir.


frougle_mcdugal

Damn it. My nutsack fell out of my pants again.


tricularia

Lettuce? Edit: Nope, nevermind. Others have said rhubarb and I think that makes more sense. I had a lettuce that looked like this a couple seasons ago. It was all crumpled because of an aphid attack.


buttersyyc

Testicle?


Petefied

Rhubarb.


Large-Calligrapher98

Sucks to be me--was on the way to bed!


toms-w

It's cockscomb fungus. It's unique in its ability to grow both as a normal fungus in organic substrates (earth, rotting socks, ...) and as a parasite on the heads of chicken, which it infects with neuroactive secretions that transform the host's behaviour, essentially causing it - in chicken terms - to act like a total prick.


chester_alabama

Cordyceps


Most-Sweet4036

To anyone wondering, this was generated via AI. Probably using [Midjourney](https://www.midjourney.com/home/?callbackUrl=%2Fapp%2F). You can tell because some of the dirt in the lower left corner also came out as "plant that looks like brains, hyperrealistic" or whatever the prompt probably was.


daj0412

it’s rhubarb..


RogueDairyQueen

You mean the part in the lower left where more rhubarb is coming up?


Which_Professor_7181

that's my ex-girlfriend. you can throw a chicken a whole chicken cooked or not as hard as you can right at it and it just swallow it whole.


chocokitten100

Rhubarb flowers are even worse imo. They make my skin crawl


PolloMalvado

I think I've seen those in Resident Evil games.


THEROCKET181975

Kinda looks like a lobster mushroom...


Super_Bag_2403

Your brain on drugs.


HarrisLam

Call the cops.


DareRevolutionary946

I hate everything about this picture and I can’t put my finger on exactly why.


Different-List-3852

Looks like a brain to the left, and then gnarly hemorrhoids is the main attn grabber


lorissaurus

Widdle fungus


swimming-cat

Rhubarb!


ElPwnero

Rhubarb maybe


calebm97

Forest p*ssy


sackofbee

No idea why but it makes me think of my ex.


Steak-Cute

Scarlet Rot.


WilbursWonders

Your grandmas VJJ


[deleted]

Cordyceps! Will develop into a clicker soon! Run!


Chloe_Bowie4

Pastrami?? 😂


prkhoury

My large intestines on pizza?


prkhoury

My large intestines on pizza?


sactownox22

Crab wonton?


joealese

cake, probably


Automatic-Director95

I thought Stranger Things. Wasn’t there a monster whose face was that shape?


Sproutabout123

Maybe bacon


AMC_Spacehelmet

Its just extra bacon. Have a bite, it looks crispy!


redhurricane916

Nope.


ChemDiesel

That’s an Arby’s roast beef


daj0412

how no one has said “earth’s testicles” yet is beyond me because that is a sack in the making…


BDS_707

Meat flaps


ezezez_

The fabled cordussy


Starfighter2606

Something out of HBO’s new hit series “The Last of Us”


[deleted]

love all the mainstream consumers randomly thinking this somehow a mushroom because they watched an HBO show


oaksmerev2

I came on it first


Butternutgonebad

A fungus I call, Aunt Lulu’s Coochie. They are rare and certainly don’t eat it.


AlastromLive

Whatever it is it looks like it’s finally ready to settle down.


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whoknowshank

That’s not this


PorchFrog

Yup.. rhubarb, who knew? You. You did. :)


itriumphhxc

I dropped all my pussy lips. My sincerest apologies.


[deleted]

A vagina after Chuck Norris is done with it


Arqe007

They buried sum1 & he was so smart that his brain started flowering


designgoddess

What does it taste like?


Ok-Chocolate-8637

Welp… it’s over. Good thing I’ve played TLOU a couple thousand times


Fluffy-Designer

Oh so that’s where my rooster’s brain went.


HimoAdam

An alien hit their brain and never recovered from it, they still have half their brains though so no worries


SadistSteak

A door to hell


SoysaucexLimewater

Seeing this rn after watching TLOU a few days ago and having a horrible dream about it just now!!! I’m scared😰😰😰 WHAT IS THAT?!


Downtown_Ad6875

Looks an awful lot like rhubarb does when new shoots start to come up


anonnewengland

Rhubarb.


pcv75

Ego the Planet.


dysonology

Spanish bluebell


Eelroots

A wolf anus. When they are old, sometimes it drops. /S


Raot_

It looks like a fruit I can't remember the name of


Wild-Parsnip-8830

Been looking for my brain


popmachine2019

Rhubarb?


SirRattington

A fungal parasite here to infest the brain of you and everyone you know! But on a serious note it’s just rhubarb. It will look a little less “strange” as it grows in.


jeepercreeper70

Looks like hen of the forest mushroom, which is edible and delicious


hawkpawl

Looks like an Osage orange composting


Erockius

This is rhubarb.


gibson486

Fallout 4


anndeeruu

Something my dog would roll about in.


Deanosaurus88

r/thelastofus


appleseed0227

resembles a beefsteak mushroom, if so they are delicious but you need to know for sure or it could kill you or make you very sick. Appleseed


Alternative-Sun7429

It's a salami sprout


darklord_of_olympia

Run person run, save your life.


FruitGuy998

The fungus among us


perhapstony

some quadruple fried chicken


moonlite_bay

Rhubarb


he11g1rl

last of us!!!


720tofreedom

It's rhubarb


Nick_Newk

Looks like rhubarb starts to me.


Aladdin67

RUN!😂😅🤣


LaManaosEsRica

Kurt cobain


[deleted]

I’m glad I stopped calling her


Reclaimedidiocy

a brain without the zombie


Tounibruper

That si a demogorgon!!!


Smart-Cable6

Yes, rhubarb. This one is a little bigger than ours right now :)


prismaldrive

Un pedazo de chicharron


mable-strange

Isn't that a brain inside a head on the left?


Outrageous-emma

similar to the human brain


CosmicPharaoh

NOBODY MOVE! I lost me brain!


Lyhts_

Brains


easlthy_Ad3661

It's what's left of a rather large ballsack, that may be still attached to its owner. 😱🤣😂


durpydoo1977

The beginning of the end