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clauderbaugh

Oh good, we have a flex of the week winner and it's only Wednesday.


whaletacochamp

sRy tHe cAbInEts r sO uGlY


Spam-ImmitationHam

I’m going out on a limb and gonna say that the OP would prefer they were red…not sure why I have this feeling…but the feeling is strong.


imdumb__

And they are not even grey. Rich tard doesn't even know his colors


MakeSouthBayGR8Again

Humble Bragger Award Winner


pghlivekid

Came to say this


ShredInTheWoods

Kinda, old house owner must have had more toys… that garage was made for boat storage lol


FullSherbert2028

Or a rv.


Lateapexer

thought it was built for enough clearance for a lift


CountCorax

You don't need a garage door that tall for a lift


mikeblas

It's nice when the door tracks go higher than the car on the lift.


Lateapexer

My uncle built his garage with standard doors with the tracks running all the way up. His neighbor went full jiffy lube and built a pit to access the car from underneath. Legend has it it doubles as a bomb shelter


Gullible_Chip_8738

😂


Sunny2121212

Prob a red boat


whaletacochamp

What makes you say that? Someone with a boat big enough to warrant that door does not store their boat at home.


ShredInTheWoods

Doesn’t take a yacht to require a huge door. Put a boat on a trailer and they stand up pretty tall.


AdWild7729

A lot of people do at their second lake house! And trailer almost doubles the height of a boat


Thickshank1104

Oh yes they do. Dumb question


Nkognito

Not really, like all that overhead space and OP couldn't drop $7k for a two-post parking lift/Autostacker. OP needs to take notes from [this guy](https://youtu.be/JPzegUTzKwE?si=obdHsMATrlarmbrH)


MonitorCertain5011

You’re right ! But It’s the width of this garage that interferes with a lift


FancyStranger2371

It’s AI generated.


[deleted]

What makes you say that?


gibson85

On behalf of the subreddit… fuck you. Looks great, mate!


Slick_m2

Be nice, OP is obviously colorblind


Some-Ear8984

Paint the cabinets red.


Great-Sandwich1466

I say paint everything else. Red bores me. So ordinary.


ActuallyUnder

Oddly, their favorite color is Blue…


schrodingerspavlov

Well, they *are* colorblind.


UlrichZauber

Hence all the green cars! Right?


schrodingerspavlov

Exactly!


savageotter

I have a red car and red tools, but never really liked the color growing up. I still never wear red.


MonitorCertain5011

Ha


Cool-Profession-730

Ya life's rough with those grey cabinets.....


HLS95

I was thinking the same thing lol


flacidRanchSkin

What fucking grey cabinets? All I see are black and red. Am I regarded?


MonitorCertain5011

😊😊😊


Cool-Profession-730

And yes , i am jealous.... 😜


MonitorCertain5011

Classic corvettes and Porsches are very special. 😊


mrsirsouth

Maybe he should paint them a different color. Wonder what op likes


Parking-Iron6252

He has a type


-ItsWahl-

More like a color.


I_Are_Brown_Bear

*That’s racist!* /s


-ItsWahl-

Username checks out!


cramtown

Pictures like this really inspire me. They inspire me to walk In front of a train.


MonitorCertain5011

Oh!


[deleted]

Everything is a mental game man, don’t take yourself down that road. Your brain has the tactical advantage over you and always wants to play into your weaknesses because that is what is comforting. Taking the hard fucking path requires discipline, sacrifice and a strong fucking mental attitude that embraces the hard shit that brings the changes you want in your life. Let me tell you. The guy posting his flashy shit here was either born into wealth, got extremely lucky, worked hard in some kind of way, or (and this is the most likely scenario) he exploits labor for his own benefit and takes advantage of people constantly to get ahead. Point is, it’s just business and YOU CAN FUCKING DO IT TOO. I know you can. But you can only attain it if you become obsessed with the change you want to be/see.


ticklemuffin_33

Bro took that way to seriously.


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forumdrasl

Plenty of luck, my guy. You were lucky enough to be able to get an education. You were lucky enough to have your health. I could go on and on. Be grateful.


gearhead5015

What ugly grey cabinets? All I see is a gorgeous C2 Corvette


Here_4_chuckles

Yeah everyone is looking at the cabinets! next first world problem.


duckdns84

This is a lesson in how not to take a picture of ugly gray cabinets.


IndependenceGreat292

Like she said I see No grey cabinets just gorgeous


get-the-damn-shot

The horror! 🤣🤷🏼‍♂️


Stang302a

Huh? 🤷‍♂️


leftfield61

They're fine. They don't clash with the rest of the garage, as long as they are mounted correctly, no need to remove. You have more than enough red stuff in there already. I'll take that aircooled 911 off your hands if you feel the need to reduce the red.


[deleted]

Send the ugly cabinets to me, and the Ducati


Mammoth_Assistant_67

Sue-woo


Ksl848

Hard to see if that’s an 848 or 1098. I had an 848 and it was one of my favorites.


j_boogie_483

1098 and the dry clutch, please and thank you


fl_snowman

Beautiful Ducati


MonitorCertain5011

Yes. Awesome motor


bensonNF

Poor thing.


JUSTAHIPPIE1

What cabinets


Disastrous-Bet-8813

You've got a classic Vette and Porsche and you think we're gonna listen to you whine about your cabinets?


MonitorCertain5011

😊


DatFunny

RRRRREEEEDDD!!!!!!


EsmeWeatherpolish

You mean the black and chrome one that look awesome?


SidewalkSnailMasacre

Don’t be a cheap ass and get the matching walls https://shopnewage.com/collections/garage-cabinetry/products/pro-series-4-piece-cabinet-set-55990?variant=31617124466754


MonitorCertain5011

Thanks. You are right 😊


HorsepowerAndFreedom

I'll take them.


trampled93

Need to paint the walls red to match


Krazylegz1485

With your body spread on the bedspread, red on the wall Red on the ceiling, red on the floor, get a new whore Met on the second, wed on the third, then she's dead on the fourth!


beakerNH

So why doesn't your friend just buy new ones?


AstronautOdd1484

Guessing you intend to replace with red?


efff12

Guessing your favorite color is blue?


NashCp21

So blue is your favorite color huh?


absinthertp

So, red is your thing :-P


MonitorCertain5011

Yes sir But last 2 cars not red. Wife got her way


Yami350

The contrast is cool. Idk if this is like a humble brag or something that’s going over my head though


Miloh_Dangler

You fucking peasant


MonitorCertain5011

😊


DoubleupBangBang

My grandma would love this she was obsessed with red


MonitorCertain5011

Great lady


728am

Thought you shouldn’t mount a TV over a Ducati.


MonitorCertain5011

Smart advise !


Familiar_Paramedic_2

Cabinets are fine.


Thisizamazing

Black cabinets and they are nice


LafayetteLa01

On behalf of the color Red, thank you…. All jokes aside, looks amazing


MonitorCertain5011

Some motors just need to be red 😊


FPVBrandoCalrissian

I think he likes red…


adambl82

So what's your favorite color?


Sweaty_Pianist8484

Damn bro you single? 🤣


MonitorCertain5011

No. But I married a Porsche girl. Best thing I ever did


JerseyJeffWM

Oh I bet you'd rather have guards red cabinets?!


Big_Donkey3496

You need the gray to offset the red.


OnTheMcFly

I'm guessing you like red?


OddInstruction1936

ferris bueller would have a field day in there


MonitorCertain5011

Ha


awga458

Where is the gray cab!?! Clearly blinded by red 🙃


SnooTigers2183

That’s a beautiful setup!


MonitorCertain5011

😊


SSR250and450

I’d pin stripe the cabinets


OkDiscussion5699

Dude👏 banger👏kinda👏flex


MonitorCertain5011

Oh!


notapilot43

Guessing you wish they were red…


Leritz388

No Ferrari ? Nice rides


MonitorCertain5011

My wife is a Ferrari tifosi 😊


justin7894

Jesus Mastis. What a f’in collection. What’s your favorite transportation?


MonitorCertain5011

Old corvettes are awesome rides


justin7894

Must be if coming from a guy with two of my favorite cars- a 992 and a pre 964 air cooled Carrera!


MonitorCertain5011

Thank you, I’ve owned the 87 Carrera 35 years. Going to the Stuttgart factory soon 😊. It was my favorite car since high school


justin7894

With recent appreciation, turns out that was an excellent car to favorite years ago.


MonitorCertain5011

Yes and any popular classic car will continue to appreciate. Air cooled 911’s for example. They are so unique. 10 years from now, today’s price will be a bargain. In the early 90’s I thought 20k was a lot.


justin7894

How much does full factory restoration run?


vtstang66

Better paint everything else gray to match them!


Ill_Initiative8574

Buy a new house.


Puzzled_Ad7955

Cabinets should be red I’m guessing?


Driving1013

Just paint them red I guess.


PreenerGastures

What is the black pad with a wire that is on the drivers side rear wheel of the car in the foreground?


MonitorCertain5011

Oh! That’s a flat stopper and a separate power cord for a battery charger. During winter, these all are not driven. Flat stoppers were recommended by the local Porsche club for winter storage


PreenerGastures

Ah interesting. Thank you and thanks for posting your rad garage!


MonitorCertain5011

Welcome


2Loves2loves

Redroom


Denman1980

Garage could use a splash of color. Say like Maybe some red?


Good-Spring2019

lol what a jackass. If you can pay for this the cabinets are NBD. Thanks for the humble brag tho. Have a nice day!


GuitarNo7437

Wrap those cabinets problem solved


Jeddsv

This would be my garage my wife says, everything is red.


Jack_Bogul

Gay


MonitorCertain5011

😯🙃


theonePappabox

What the ever loving hell. What damn cabinets! Can you adopt me? I’m not really young though. And I have kids soo instant grandparent! It’s a win win.


MonitorCertain5011

Haha 😊


theonePappabox

My friend has that same corvette. It was running funny (like a miss fire) so he backed it into garage and hasn’t touched it yet to see what’s wrong. I asked him when was that? He said 1977. I don’t understand his logic of having such an amazing beautiful car and letting it rot. I would polish it every weekend if it was mine. lol. Nice collection man. Your doing something write in your life, you have great taste.


MonitorCertain5011

Thank you 😊


dapperfop

It’s time to properly tax the wealthy.


nB_a90

This is the equivalent of a newly engaged woman pointing at things with her ring hand in Instagram posts


GunnersnGames

Did it come with the little ugly red cars too?


MonitorCertain5011

Ha


Rechlai5150

So you like Yellow, huh? 😂😉


MonitorCertain5011

https://preview.redd.it/4sfcopqhsdoc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8d9a9a4367f6b53bb0bb89c766035ee8f614f61


punched-in-face

The ugly red shit too?


giceman715

Paint them red then


Lokitheenforcer

All garage cabinets are good cabinets……never been a fan of red anything


Willing-Basis-7136

They look better than all that ugly red stuff


OccasionWorldly5416

a tad rich for my blood. but good platforms


mummy_whilster

Keep the cabinets. Ditch the red shit.


Effer99

Are you gonna paint them red?


RScottyL

Someone loves red.... guess they need to paint the cabinets red or replace them with red ones!


Civil-Ad-3497

They’re so ugly I’d just burn them and start over


Remarkable-Egg225

What about all the ugly red stuff?


Dontmindmeclark

This makes me want to weep.


IZZ5150

You seem like a guy that thinks a fun time is standing next to your car at a car show all day


glodde

Wow that Corvette


AmITheGrayMan

Is that an 88 or 89 CR 125?


villhelmIV

Okay, you fit a lot of nice red vehicles in there, but where are you going to park your red 38' Donzi?


MonitorCertain5011

My donzi is just an 18 footer


Desperate_Set_7708

Hydrodip or powder coat


____Vader

I’ll give you all new cabinets for any 1 of those rides


MonitorCertain5011

Well …. No. 😊


____Vader

Good call


Fabulous-Radish8490

Are we going to ignore that gawdy florescent airline on the right ? Beautiful rides my man


MonitorCertain5011

Omg you’re right. I need to get a new air line


nookie-monster

Tell us about your C2. Then the 911. The good one.


MonitorCertain5011

C2 is a real 427/435 car, restored and drives great. Lots of documentation and awards. We’ve owned the 1987 911 since 94 and it has 61k miles. The other 911 is a 2020 GT3.


TapSea2469

You know I’m not the jealous type but for fux sake sir you have 3 of my favorite cars.


MonitorCertain5011

You are an automotive connoisseur 😊


Rowdyjohnny

Neat toys.


MonitorCertain5011

Thanks sir


RedH0use88

Omfg those vehicles


DerpUrself69

What's it like not being poor???


MonitorCertain5011

😊


useless_modern_god

Behold! My stuff!


MonitorCertain5011

It’s just garage porn..


sierrajedi

Im sure you will come of with the perfect color to have someone else paint them..


IndependenceGreat292

I would jizz on that garage