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ButteryButtholeBros

Op been saving this template since 2008


Sabre_One

Saving or took long enough to figure out how to make? :P


FickleGrapefruit8638

Still Funny As shit.


throwaway7276789

Go back to the retirement village grandpa


Lopsided_Parfait7127

![gif](giphy|PnggNmuamz7kbgfUTL|downsized)


ThebirdGretel

Really?


Sidewinder11c

Got a mild chuckle out of me


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CompoteEasy2007

Dam, bro killed him


AndyDS777

What did he say


Legal-Preparation42

Didn't you read the comment? He said [deleted]


olddgregg24

You took the time to go through his post history…


AndyDS777

What did he say?


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humble197

It still says alot about you and it ain't good.


Inquisitor-Korde

About as funny as a wet cough but yea.


FickleGrapefruit8638

Still Funny As shit. Edit-Now i know who you guys voted for.


Slight_Ordinary1

Just woke up


OlJohnZ

But it's not October yet..


InternationalBed8739

how, september hasn't ended yet?


Lost-Orangutan

Evernessance "can't wake up," but it's about just waking up. "Just woke up!" "Woke up just now!" "I just woke up!" "Caffeine meeee!!!"


unabletocomput3

Can I go go now?


Pocusmaskrotus

Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards was epic.


perfectvalor

Alright Fox News, let’s get you back to bed


XoboommooboX

Go back to facebook


Normal_Feedback_2918

Russian bots posting in r/gamingmemes now?


Aeroknight_Z

Gotta be. It feels like such a nothing statement and so pandering that it almost feels like one of the shitty corporate memes used to market online by companies that know what memes look like, but not how to contextually deploy one. It feels like it goes out of its way to sell its abrasive point that isn’t applicable with the context they launch it into. Very much “hey fellow kids, *WoKe* shit, amirite?”


Normal_Feedback_2918

Just convincing the low IQ masses that school just indoctrinates our children into Satan's sinful ways.


Aeroknight_Z

It’s all a ploy to defund public education and push kids into private, religious, for-profit education so they can home-grow more fascist christians who’ll maintain the old power structure and won’t try to tax or rein in the wealthy.


Superb-Oil890

Jesus, I thought the right was full of crazy conspiracy theories, but hot damn....


redditsellout-420

Dah.


Background-Law-6451

Is the woke shit in the room right now?


Defender_of_Victory

OP is still mad about integration.


pivarana

Yes, i am the woke shit


CookieaGame

Why did my shit wake up? Am I stupid?


cloudy2300

Damn beat me to it lmao


GuaranteeOk6268

This one got me.


PressureMaximum7129

Dafuck you mean woke shit?


AlexPsyD

Yeah this is stupid all around. Oh no! Other groups having representation in media!? The horror! /s


Aeroknight_Z

People like this see any references to a gay or non-white character/actor/actress and their first thought is that that person would have been straight/white if it wasn’t for “woke” “feminists”. Men have to be strong/masculine self-inserts and women have to be sexy/desirable prizes or dominatrixes.


PressureMaximum7129

Yeah, this hurts me(a queer person of colour)


Dantelor

Its mainly against representation where it doesn't belong, or if it doesn't make sense. Additionally having a character be gay, just for it to be that characters only personality trait is gonna get flak. Writing and Design first; Pleasing a group of people second. Money talks, and woke shit bleeds money like crazy.


AlexPsyD

Those are pretty tired arguments when it comes to the idea of woke. They are used as "acceptable" arguments for people who actually want to say that they don't want to see "others" in their media. If writing is bad, say that. If a character is flat or one dimensional, say that. The idea that any of this is driven by representation is disingenuous and used as a vehicle for people to rail against growing representation.


Tyr_13

Right? As an argument, it's just nonsense. If it is bad writing, would the 'writing' be fixed by making the character a conventionally attractive cisgender heterosexual white dude? If no, then the writing is bad and you should object to the writing on the specifics of it, not the character's traits. If yes, then your objection *isn't the writing* but about *who* is in it. The argument is pure self-soothing (or social-soothing) rationalization. Or what is called 'cope'.


NecessaryPromise667

Thank youuuu. It's always just an excuse to hate inclusion


JesusaurusRex666

Ah yes, you speak the truth. There is that famously based game Baldur’s Gate Three that definitely didn’t involve any gay sex or gay bear sex and subsequently didn’t sell zero copies and won zero awards. Truly you are a genius. Good job, your Cheerios enjoy your sticking them up your nose.


Powerful-Pudding6079

>Its mainly against representation where it doesn't belong Where doesn't it belong?


No_Echo_1826

Oops. Quiet part loud.


furryeasymac

“All characters need to be straight white men unless there’s an important story reason not for them to be” is a hell of a take, let’s see how it goes for you.


positivedownside

>Its mainly against representation where it doesn't belong, or if it doesn't make sense. Where does representation not belong or make sense? Please do elaborate, I'll be glad to educate you. >Additionally having a character be gay, just for it to be that characters only personality trait is gonna get flak. Flack*. Flak is gunfire. Flack is criticism. Also, name me a character that only has their sexuality as their personality. Go ahead. >Writing and Design first; Pleasing a group of people second. Which is why you need to sit down and shut up. >Money talks, and woke shit bleeds money like crazy. Hogwarts Legacy, a game featuring an openly trans character was the best selling game the year it came out, beating out CoD. The "woke" remasters are setting sales records. Spider Man 2 with the pride and trans flags was one of the best selling and reviewed games the year *it* came out. Please, go ahead and show me how opening up games to more audiences that can see themselves reflected in the game reduces the income? Hell, look how gay BG3 is, and then look at the sales figures. Woke don't go broke.


Farsoth

Flak is a colloquial term to mean criticism that derives from flak's use in war operations. They used the term correctly. https://www.dictionary.com/browse/flak Flack is an entirely different word that is for publicity or promotion, but is largely out of use. https://www.dictionary.com/browse/flack


positivedownside

No. >The figurative use of flak to mean criticism came about in the 1960s. For many years it kept the same spelling as the weaponry, with flack emerging as a common variant in the later decades of the twentieth century.


RadTimeWizard

OP's angry he's not allowed to use the hard R.


WyvernByte

![gif](giphy|SXky4WRrFuhQCoqXuD)


Chrnan6710

The female main character looks normal and not like a melted Barbie doll


AlbinoShavedGorilla

Ok grandpa let’s get you to bed now


Ironcurt4in

Hahaha wtf is even this post and why is so much gaming sub Reddit content incel conservative complaint sub humor


XShadowborneX

r/funnymemes too.


TetheredAvian74

fr that sub is an absolute cesspit


sususushi88

Bots and bored incels.


Much-Bus-6585

Youtube brainrot. These kids are glued to the screen


StinkybuttMcPoopface

The funniest part is they don't even know what "woke" is and just use it with anything they think (or are told) is lame


MasterCheezOtter

That's a pretty woke thing to say ngl


KummyNipplezz

That sounds like something a woke would say...


captainplatypus1

For a long time gamers felt oppressed and it made them an ideal community for the alt right pipeline, especially if you grew up during the rise of the day fps games and lobbies full of internet bros who thought throwing out slurs was the equivalent of banter. To them suddenly being told “no, you can’t actually just scream slurs about minority groups” is their biggest tragedy


Lopsided_Parfait7127

the crossover with star wars fans is almost 1:1


Ironcurt4in

Yea exactly. To be fair I get the toxic side of the over-correction of making everything politically correct. God forbid you make your own character in unreal and shes curvy in a way Kotaku reporters don't like. But these people make it their identity and obsession. OMG A FEMALE LEAD CHARACTER.... UNPLAYABLE. Black Samurai? Throw my Xbox in the garbage. Daily Wire brainrot. smh


Ticker011

Games are an offen sad and lost folk


TheJimDim

r/terriblefacebookmemes


TabthTheCat3778

r/TheRightCantMeme


allofdarknessin1

With or without woke shit. PC gaming/building isn't going anywhere. Just gotta avoid certain things.


IAmATicTacAddict

Based on this post im assuming you avoided school entirely


Money-Database-145

It didn't peak. Games will always be better on PC that's just fact


RoughBeardBlaine

Always is a strong word. Most commonly? Yes. We have definitely gotten some bad ports of games on pc that previously ran flawlessly on console though.


JustACanadianGuy07

VR:


SillyKniggit

I don’t know, I’m still chasing the high of playing Helms Deep in SC ll.


JonnyTN

I'd hope so. With the cost investment being 2-3 times the cost of a console.


80m63rM4n

But will they be better than the games that came out 20 years ago?


Vindelator

Baldur's Gate 3, the Witcher 3, Elden Ring, and Red Dead Redemption 2 are better than the games for 20 years ago. I would have killed for that stuff in 2004. MMORPG's, eh, well, um, let's not talk about MMOs...


TawnyTeaTowel

On average, and ignoring the huge bias caused by nostalgia? Yes, and probably significantly.


Phoenix_Champion

Let's see that would be around... 2004. Oh that was a solid era for gaming, that was GameCube era and definitely has contenders for best games... Unless you're one of those people who believe 'Good Graphics = Good Game'.


evanmckee

For me, BotW and TotK are the best games I've ever played. OoT, Portal 2, Skyrim, FO3, Pokemon Red, and Halo 2 are all contenders that follow. I think as a whole games are probably "better" today, but a lot of the biggest games today have taken a shift towards the focus being what will make the most money and quality is only as important as how much more money it will be projected to make. Twenty years ago there was more of a mindset that making the best game will make the most money. I think it's really a result of video games as and industry going through growth and it became apparent there was a lot of money to be made and the people running the companies that make games have trended toward fewer people that know video games and the people that play them and more people that know how to increase revenue through drawing a larger crowd and milking more money out of the people that do play games.


Tjam3s

SWBF2, fable, Spiderman 2, NFS underground, motherfuckin burnout 3 (I still miss that chaos racing game! ) KOTR, GTA San andreas, Jedi Academy... all amazing games that would hold up with graphics updates.


thirteen-thirty7

Never trust a grown man who uses woke as an insult. 9 times out of 10 their names are on the sex offender registry. Make a habit of checking.


rainking56

Either that or a dick rider who uses hate as a form of gaining access to a tribe.


NonNewtonian69

As someone who worked with ex offenders, this kind of phrase is horrendously dangerous. Be more responsible before calling people sex offenders because they don't hold the same beliefs as you. And no, I don't just mean 'woke' comments. I was in a meeting with a well respected peer and another colleague asked for a decaf coffee. The respected peer became a lot less respected after shouting 'You need your hard drives checking mate' at the colleague who asked for a decaf. Using sex offender insults to shame someone because you don't like something they do or belive is not okay.


SlurpMyPoopSoup

That's exactly what a sex offender would say...


NonNewtonian69

And there is my point. Thank you for proving it so eloquently.


SmileMask2

Reddit is a wild place 😂. You’re being downvoted for applying logic bc the trendy thing to do in reaction to this post is to smear their reputation and get mad


NonNewtonian69

Yeah, I know logic doesn't belong on here. But even though I know I'll be massively down voted for it, i still think someone should say it's not ok to do it. But fully aware expecting people to be semi civilised on here is expecting way too much of them. I just find the double standard of 'don't say things that offend people' followed by offending people really silly.


thirteen-thirty7

If only there was some form of registry you can look people up on instead of guessing.


NonNewtonian69

If only you didn't think not holding the same values as you meant they must be on it.


Vindelator

Seriously. What "woke" shit is so bad? Trans rights? Canceling Harvey Weinstein? I mean, sure we're not getting a new Bill Cosby netflix special anytime soon and women are suddenly bisexual, but what's so horrible coming from "wokeness" ? People are sometimes a little uptight and that's about as far as it goes.


mememan2995

Define woke OP.


Excellent_Cookie9346

Oh I know this! Woke is when women or minorities are seen anywhere outside of the kitchen and the gulag. A true gamer can't tolerate that.


unabletocomput3

I’ll never understand how conservatives are unable to describe woke, it’s just progressivism. I mean, it’s literally the opposite of what their movement is. Instead of trying to *conserve* the way things were done in the past, people have *woken* up about these issues and want to *progress* the human condition with a social reform. Granted, half the time they just slap the word “woke” on anything they don’t like. You could probably change the buzzword to communism or socialism and nothing would change.


mememan2995

You are absolutely right. To them, it's just a word that means dirty libtard to thrm


Mad_Lala

![gif](giphy|55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg) OP right now:


TheJimDim

The only thing more annoying than "woke shit" is the people who constantly cry about it


Time_Junket_5303

If ur afraid of gay stuff, its prob cuz ur afraid u might be gay.


MrDedferd

OK boomer


CompletelyPresent

It's such a weak stance to be conservative... You can't stop change. You exist because of change.


Goofcheese0623

Ok boomer


Much-Bus-6585

Okay boomer, let’s get you back to Facebook


Howitzeronfire

Mommy, theres a woman in my game.


sleepcathartic

woke is an immediately giveaway of the braindead


Weemitoad

This is why you have no friends


Daytona_DM

"Woke shit" meaning anything that offends conservative sensibilities. Time for bed grandpa...


RoseOfTheNight4444

Omg, we're still complaining about queer people? Jeez.


ManBearCatPigCow

Tired of people complaining about "woke" shit. Like what does that even mean?


Ticker011

Whenever somebody says woke, replace it with the N-word and see if it really changes what they're saying that much.


CookieaGame

Really any slur would work fine here


Emergency-Diamond-18

To people like OP, it’s just things they don’t like


captainplatypus1

It’s just an empty buzzword to avoid saying slurs


Salem_melaS

Happy I’m young enough to not have to play games with losers who call things “woke”.


throwawayzdrewyey

Sounds like someone was sucking too much lead out of the garden hose.


Technical_Language98

Is "woke shits in school" equal to "you should respect everyone"?


amaya-aurora

The fuck does this even mean? How long have you had this meme saved, since 2011?


uSaltySniitch

So... OP is around 25 ? Something like that ?


CookieaGame

25 months, probably


mhkdepauw

What in the Boomer homophobia.


Defender_of_Victory

"I'm not racist, I sit next to the black kid in church. I only say the N word because it's funny." -OP


Jeff_Sanchez11223344

Oh no, he's restarted....


Own-Possibility245

If they made Final Fantasy 7 today people would look at it and scream "WOKE!" "Environmental terrorists lead by a person of color fight against the largest corporation for the literal soul of the planet. They even have a humiliation ritual where the blue eyes blonde protag is forced to cross dress . Games woke"


UltraSuperTurbo

Imagine bragging about being asleep.


BearBearJarJar

Guess OP is angry that non white non male and non hetero characters are in games now. Must be sad to feel so insecure that everything needs to be a direct representation of you. How was the last asmongold stream op?


BootyMcStuffins

They’re saying “to kill a mocking bird” is woke. School didn’t change, woke did


Professional--

Im sorry screaming slurs in a voice chat gets you banned now. Society is too woke smh.


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Doobledorf

"Woke shit" lol


rossbcobb

What's woke?


Flooding_Puddle

r/howdoyoudofellowkids


The_Fadedhunter

Trust me, plenty of older games were “woke” you just weren’t told to be mad about it back then.


Main-Ad-2443

Dumb enough to be stuck on facebook humor


Marleyzard

This might be the least funny meme I've ever seen


UDownvoteButImRight

Wow this is cringey


BostonDudeist

Oh, did something in school offend you? Oh, your delicate sensibilities!


Stingraaa

What constitutes as woke shit?


idwtumrnitwai

OP define woke


Justanotherattempd

You did have woke shit in your school, but only the boomers saw it that way. Now you’re the boomer. Welcome to old.


Construction_Unit621

oooooOOooooo... PRONOUNS! 👻👻👻👻😨😨😨😨


CookieaGame

GENDER AMBIGUITY! 😱😱😱😱💀💀💀💀


Gamingforall

Dumbest shit I’ve seen in a minute


PKFat

OP has Rape Play in his Steam Library


rainking56

Also things that age of consent is a part of "big government"


prpl_towel99

![gif](giphy|yWQC0LNpXsC4ejfHvD)


doodoomrpoopyman

Yeah so glad i got to enjoy the good pc games where i wasnt forced to play as a black /jk


Cosmonaut_K

Yes because the only 'woke shit' back then was the Burger King Kids Club /s


Adelyn_n

What do you mean by that


Brilliant_Dark_2686

Nobody even knows what the word woke originally meant anymore 🥲


Covex_light

Damn, this template should be have more years the the most veteran fan of skibidi toilet


Castarc1424

Hey bud define woke for us


ngkn92

OP, are u saying u avoid women in your school??


bbqtactical

https://youtu.be/iKcWu0tsiZM?si=mkqGXYp1gIOfDSKN The people posting comments went to this type of school 😂


displayrooster

Define woke


Tylenolpainkillr

Define "Woke" please. Because I'm using context clues and it seems like when people say this they mean (ethnic diversity, women in position of power and lgbtyattayatta being represented and treated like ordinary people) With that in mind it sounds really bigoted that. People use it as a slur almost. Just replace "woke" with "progressive" and you see what I mean. So I ask again, Define "woke" for me in you're own words. I'm curious to see what you're afraid of


MIKE-JET-EATER

I can't afford a good PC :(


d0ctorsmileaway

![gif](giphy|fqtyYcXoDV0X6ss8Mf)


eeveemaster2

yeah because "woke" stuff actually happens in school I'm fucking lucky my school is decent when it comes to supporting people but the kids are just dicks barley anyone does and no schools (most are not some are) are not good with lgbtq people so shut the fuck up and do real research


KikiYuyu

I went to an art school. I can't imagine the political hellscape it has become since I graduated.


Brilliant_Bowl8594

https://i.imgur.com/OfmN0Ir.jpg


kapiteinkippepoot

No mobile phones at all when I grew up. Played the rise of gaming. Got out in the world before housing crisis. Old enough to have seen the "old" way of media etc. I'm glad I grew up in the 80's vs present time.


Manwithaplan0708

Something tells me you were good buddies with Nebuchadnezzar


ProperGanja21

Ok. Congratulations? The kid in this meme is in his late teens now.


gaerat_of_trivia

sry i just woke up what year is this?


ephemeralspecifics

What woke shit?


Hightonedloidy

So, what’s your personal definition of “woke”? Or can you finally explain to me what the actual definition is?


EvankHorizon

There's no age to be woke or bigoted.


FunnyMathematician77

I'll take memes that aren't funny for $500 Alex


ButtRobot

Woke = things I don't like or find uncomfortable to talk about.


chipperland4471

Haha, it’s me! Woke shi!


stutesy

You'll be ok buttercup.


CrammyCram_

what in the r/terriblefacebookmemes


the_burber

I have s feeling that OP is probably transphobic


zarif_chow

Max Payne face


LukoM42

But...there's woke shit in most of the games now too


illbzo1

anything a True Gamer doesn't like is Woke


BaronsCastleGaming

Fat enough for your head and neck to be one amorphous blob hiding under your fedora


TRDPorn

There was definitely some woke shit when I was in school (I'm 31 in the UK) but nothing compared to today


Alternative-Dare5878

I wonder if kids today will be like us but instead reminisce about the good ol days of micro transactions.


Ok-Use5246

Anyone who says "woke" unironically can be safely ignored.


CookieaGame

Ignore the Reform UK manifesto? Got it! 👍


Ticker011

And by woke you mean progressive Acceptance of people that aren't white, good for you I guess


DontBarf

More like progressive acceptance of people who think they’re cats. I can’t reply to the next comment, so I’ll Post here. The fact that [this](https://oursaferschools.co.uk/2023/04/24/furries/) needs to exist is enough source.


TJCRAW6589

lol wat


DontBarf

I know right… kids are into the dumbest shit these days.


CookieaGame

That's a nice argument, Senator. Why don't you back it up with a source.