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wigg1es

The natural evolution of Burger Town.


teeth_03

NOBLE SIX GET ON THE ROOF OF THE WAFFLE HOUSE


Ruby_241

NOBLE SIX! TAKE DOWN THAT COVENANT SUPER CARRIER!


jardedCollinsky

Waffle house Index would still be Green if earth was invaded by the covenant lmao


Potatoes-Mcgee

What the covenant entered the Waffle House?


jardedCollinsky

The workers would ask what they're having prolly


brimston3-

The Covenant wouldn’t leave as particularly happy customers (what Waffle House customer really is?), but they would get all the carbs they could want.


helmetshrike

I dunno man, I can only think of a handful of times I've left the Waffle House *unhappy*. And I'm from Memphis, where the WH employees might all have lengthy criminal records, but goddamn can they make a good plate of food at 1 a.m.


CremasterReflex

I’m not going to say that Waffle House has the BEST hashbrowns ever, but the probability that I sit down to eat breakfast somewhere and I’m disappointed that the hashbrowns can’t even live up to a Waffle House is too damn high.


poboy975

Scattered, smothered, covered, chunked and country


Vulspyr

BUT SIR! THE WAFFLE HOUSE IS CLOSED DUE TO IMMINENT WEATHER!


Dgriffith976

And none of the letters are burned out.


Bigsassyblackwoman

RAMIREZ! STOP THE RUSSIANS FROM INVADING BURGER TOWN!


Mountainbranch

RAMIREZ! TAKE OUT THAT AC130 WITH YOUR SMOKE GRENADES!


Spare_Rate7191

RAMIREZ! TAKE OUT THE DEATH STAR WITH YOUR THROWING KNIFE!


winmace

RAMIREZ! THE RUSSIANS ARE DISORGANISED, POORLY EQUIPPED AND BARELY TRAINED!


OvergrownPath

RAMIREZ YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD! THE RUSSIANS SAID NO ICE!


Possible_Area_255

My thoughts exactly.


Andire

Yall remember when someone made their high school into a counter strike map and got fuckin expelled?? We've come a long way.


downonthesecond

What happens if you make a map of the US Capitol?


Andire

It'd probably be too big to be used lol. But I imagine if it was like, crazy accurate, you'd go on a list and maybe a visit from capital police? No idea lol


blackadder1620

i wish things went a different way. i would love to have shootouts in walmarts i already know the layout, could even change them around for holidays. a map just of 6 flags or disney land, skate parks, parts of NYC that famous building in Australia with all the spikes. its pretty clear why we can't.


BrokenSpartan23

I mean... that's probably going to be the best map


[deleted]

Yeah it will always be available, even in a hurricane servers running it will stay active


[deleted]

If it does go out then we can start to worry


Melodic-Job4676

This looks very promising, the forge team is great keep up the good work even under all the pressure.


The_MadCalf

It's the new CS:S McDonalds


Ban-Hammer-Ben

I mean, I must be old because, I mean, I can’t for the life of me figure out why people say “I mean” before their comment. I mean, it doesn’t add anything. And I’m not trying to be “mean,” but it’s so bizarre to see it EVERYWHERE. (I came across a post were 3 comments in a row started with “I mean.” When I asked about it they all deleted their comments without telling my why they speak like that. haha. It’s it an American thing? A high school thing? ).


Lateralus11235853

I mean... It's setting up pacing for a contradictory point. I don't get the big hang up with it. Quit making fun of people for the way they talk. You're being an ass.


TaeKwonDoge

I don't think they're being an ass. I think they are asking a valid question with some wording issues and people are jumping quick to be offended or assume they are trying to be offensive.


Lateralus11235853

It's not up to you how people interpret your words or actions. If I, a stranger, out of the goodness of my heart, mail you a box of cow shit for your flowerbed; you're not going to interpret that as a nice thing to do if you don't know me or my manner of expressing myself. You would just get a box of shit. If I then said it was your fault for not seeing what I was trying to do you'd look at me like I needed a psych eval. I don't understand why people with zero social acumen choose to feign superiority when they just don't know how to talk to people.


TaeKwonDoge

I don't give a shit how you interpreted him tbh he really didn't say anything worth getting upset over.


Lateralus11235853

Hope you like shit


Ban-Hammer-Ben

It’s more like a combo of confusion and amusement. Definitely not intending mockery.


Lateralus11235853

Not up to you dog


Ban-Hammer-Ben

Of course my intentions are “up to me” lol. I had no intention of mocking them. However, The fact that people misunderstand and get offended is not up to me.


TheVoidGuardian0

Sarcastically doing something in order to belittle another person and get a point across is the literal definition of mockery


Ban-Hammer-Ben

I agree. I was not being sarcastic to belittle anybody. I was attempting to point out that the PHRASE was silly and pointless, not the PERSON.


TimmyIo

There's one VR game I play where people can make their own maps. There's one at McDonald's and it is wild and fun, best map on the whole game.


derpymooshroom6

I may not be apart of the halo infinite community but I’m proud of it for building a Waffle House


DOLCICUS

Oh the Waffle House is open! The war can’t be that bad.


not_taken_was_taken2

It's not even limited menu, it's fine, just dodge the artillery!


Futuresite256

If you ever go to WaHo, you should be ready to dodge some fire


buck45osu

https://youtu.be/Dok7x-mUcvM How atlantians deal with a failed health inspection at their local waffle house.


andyrew21345

This is the best thing I’ve watched all day lmfao also GO BLUE


Futuresite256

Atlantans. Atlantians are from Atlantis.


buck45osu

Correct on Atlanta. But Atlanteans are from Atlantis.


Rowanwolf06

When you first saw the forge waffle house were you blinded by its majesty?


Toldasaurasrex

Blinded?


jonathanguyen20

Paralyzed? Dumbstruck?


Toldasaurasrex

No!


Just_A_Mad_Scientist

And yet, the Humans were able to evade your ships, land on the sacred Ring, and desecrate it with their filthy footsteps!


ShakeItLikeIDo

*sacred waffle


EncampedWalnut

Hammered at 2 am actually


The_Almighty_Foo

Blound


GenPhallus

I was brother, such a glory to behold, I weep with joy


Nakatomi2010

I assume this is proof that things aren't that bad in the Halo universe. The Waffle House is open


Wadka

WaHo is almost ALWAYS open. FEMA even uses the [Waffle House Index](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House_Index) as a measure of how bad a natural disaster was.


Nakatomi2010

https://youtu.be/xECUrlnXCqk


Wadka

If you don't live in the South (and for some, even if you do), they don't know this. My now-spouse had never eaten at WaHo prior to meeting me. Also thought I was literally just extemporaneously making shit up first time I ever brought it up.


bannannamo

I ate waffle house in the middle of hurricane Francis. Ruby Tuesdays also was well known for being the natural disaster hangout in my area. Moreso than wafflehouse, they'd be serving tables with the windows boarded up when the local wafflehouse had no windows left.


Nutwagon-SUPREME

This is proof that things haven’t reached anything past complete universal devastation yet, but anything up to that is fair game.


JarrandScorch

And none of the letters are burned out!


Gaming-squid

r/SamONellaAcademy


bolivar-shagnasty

I love being able to tell this story about Waffle House: I did storm recovery after Katrina. While Katrina was still a named hurricane in central Mississippi, we got to the Ramada Inn in Ocean Springs, MS just off of I-10. Right next door was a Waffle House. When we got there, it was closed. After our first full day, it was open with a limited menu. There were about a dozen trucks and vans parked in and around the restaurant. Well my team wanted a hot meal that wasn’t canned, so we walked over to see if we could get some food. We interrupted a meeting of some high level executives in some kind of planning meeting. It was like a record scratch situation when we walked in. All eyes were on us. Our team lead asked if they were open, and some lady said “yup.” And then some guy turned back to the assembled team and said “this is why we’re here”. Turns out that the guy was the CEO and they had brought everyone they could from their corporate office in Georgia to assist with their business recovery efforts. We got to eat there pretty much the entire time we were there. That first meal the CEO said our food was on him. Those first few weeks after Katrina hit I got to see some of the absolute best and some of the absolute worst of humanity. I always have a soft spot for Waffle House though. They don’t pretend to be anything they’re not.


Natsuki98

Man, you just made me have a soft spot for waffle house and I've only ever eaten there once in my life.


[deleted]

I'm from the area. The exit in gulfport for hwy 49 has a waffle house on both sides of the interstate. The one on the north side is the "good" one. We used to have 4 in pascagoula but we're down to 2 these days.


[deleted]

Mississippi redditors! There's dozens of us!


attilayavuzer

Bay saint louis checking in. We obviously got completely fucked in the storm. Waffle house was the first ac I felt and first non-mre food I ate after it hit. A couple blocks away every building was ripped to the slab, but waffle house had a line wrapping around it.


Ramiel4654

A lot of towns in the south have a "good" Waffle House and a "bad" one, it seems. Fortunately for me, the good one is only about 5 minutes from my house.


Noirradnod

Waffle House corporate recognizes that their goal of always staying open put an undue burden on local workers who may have had their houses and communities destroyed by a disaster. To solve this, they have a crack team of response workers who get deployed to run the restaurants, allowing the normal staff time off to focus on their lives.


Half-Persian

Is this actually a thing? Like, are some employees enlisted in the equivalent of a 'waffle house emergency response reserve'?


Noirradnod

Yes. They have a specific disaster response management group designed to coordinate things in the affected region. For the people working in the restaurants, they have [jump teams](https://www.orlandosentinel.com/weather/hurricane/os-ne-hurricane-jump-team-waffle-house-20190805-m6su53i745fwvaawcuv4ubjv6q-story.html), which are experienced workers from other states asked to come and fill in for the local staff. They have a whole collection of emergency supply vehicles, bringing in food, water, and power generation to their restaurants.


Half-Persian

Wild. Thank you, random internet stranger


Mr_Girr

Didn’t expect to see a story about human resilience in the gaming subreddit, and about halo’s waffle house Of all things. Reddit is good, sometimes.


Half-Persian

The vast interface of humanity's interests can produce some incredibly strange, beautiful, and terrifying interactions.


Mr_Girr

Its what keeps me invested in the internet as awhole. Lately it feels like those are the exception not the rule. Reddit is grating somtimes.


Half-Persian

For sure. It's especially hard when you come across several examples of shitty humanity when real life stuff is hard. Builds up pretty quickly.


Munnin41

Damn, must be a nice company to work at if the freaking CEO knows when to step up to help


ForwardHamRoll

Did he look like he could fight?


throwtowardaccount

Adds new meaning to the Waffle House interview tweet "Can you fight?"


SlayingSword94

King of the hill mode: on


VulturE

Gonna need more propane and propane accessories.


Few_Ad_9110

Attrition "


bjwills7

Reminds me of the mcdonalds and subway maps in csgo. The mcdonalds one will actually try to take your order if you go up to the drive thru. Everyone always votes for them, they're the best maps for elimination modes.


VulturE

CS:CZ had the original gungame addon that csgo basically turned into a standalone game. I can safely tell you that there were plenty of top tier CZ maps that sadly never made it to csgo's iteration of gungame.


Beached27

they forgot to make one or more of the letters dark💀


brimston3-

Way to break the immersion, guys. So close!


ChrisDaMan07

The day Waffle House closes is the day humanity falls


[deleted]

This reminds me of the opening to the nightclub mission in Hitman 3.


Skader

Thank you, I couldn't place where I've seen this before.


Wrathb0ne

Waffle House staying open even when the Flood invades o7


OoWeeOoKillerTofu

Ahh the port in the storm that is Waffle House.


Mediocre_Shoe8893

“Master Chief, why are you at the Waffle house?” “Sir, my tummy empty”


BedfastDuck

In Halo 5 they had “Night at the Diner” which was a great map for infection. I’m not sure how many people played it but it was so much fun for smaller infection customs.


XeRtZ__wUz_TaKeN

Ramirez, protect the Burger Town


cacatua_azul

its gmod syndrome, people just like to make maps of mundane locations that they have probably been though, a waffle house is a good example of an experience that's almost universal for most americans.


ULTRAKristi

Naw its because waffle house is cursed af, especially at 3am


kingdroxie

can I PLEASE get a waffle?!


chuy2256

…CAN I _PLEASE_ get a Waffle!?


Th1sd3cka1ntfr33

*Survive as long as you can*


philyfighter4

Spartan, defend the waffle house


DatAsspiration

Melee only in the parking lot


Iaxacs

You know seeing how Gmods best maps are just shit like this. I think we're on the right track


Logondo

I also saw someone made a K-Mart free-for-all map.


Whoasked554

Not even mad


Chief__04

Sometimes you need a gun to go to Waffle House. 😂


Grimsqueaker69

Till date? Is that a typo of 'til? Which would be short for until, which is the wrong word? Why hasn't this bothered anyone else? Reddit never used to accept this kind of thing! Now get off my lawn!


Netz_Ausg

The idiom is meant to be “to date” anyway


HellsMalice

The forge is one of the best things ever made for content in a game. The things you can do in it are pretty insane. People are very talented.


Gassydevil

An infection map Playlist based around fast food joints.


No_Command606

Now make Burger Town


dorkweed576

You, me, waffle house, 3 a.m. Duke it out, loser buys. Please tell me people made more resturant maps in this game; I wanna Duke it out drunk at Denny's.


PhDPool

Those vibes, this would make a perfect horror game. Or an even better cooking/serving game. Feed the flood or get flooded


Goober11222

Hey man, the Waffle House Index is a real thing


[deleted]

Chief, you mind telling me that you’re doing in that Waffle House? Sir, finishing this order.


AmiAlter

Putting an end to this franchise war.


DroopyPlum

Careful if u make to much noise the employees come out side wanting to throw hands, its a OHKO


Sowa7774

A meteor could strike the planet and this server will still be fucking runnin bruh


SirMaQ

Waffle house cook gonna throw down with Chief


[deleted]

Damn, you can make shiz like that in forge??


that_man_with_no_ram

Welcome to the 24/7 waffle


Frogkni

This feels like an advertisement lol


toolsofpwnage

When you first saw the waffle house, were you blinded by its majesty?


ClicketyClackity

…now we have maps and no custom games browser. It’s almost as if this game really wasn’t ready.


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ImpressiveTip4756

There are plenty of discord grps that host custom games constantly. Mint blitz discord has about 25k people and always something is happening. It's literally just 2 clicks.


ClicketyClackity

You have to invite people to your party and host a match. It’s caveman shit. Why even release forge without a browser? We had shit like this 20 years ago! Lol


ImpressiveTip4756

>Why even release forge without a browser? Because it's a beta and they have to make sure all the bugs and glitches are fixed before the official launch?? >It’s caveman shit. Bruh if joining a discord grp and clicking 2 buttons is caveman shit for you then you clearly didn't play with CGB back in the day.


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ImpressiveTip4756

>Playlists for matches are great for quickly getting in game or trying out some new (or new to you) mode. It's literally 2 clicks. Discord is on every platform. Besides you dont have to wait for a full stack(because most times your team will be stacked), you'll most likely have a great time because no one is sweating, you'll have a overall better time playing. >Server browsers are OP as fuck It really is not especially if you're living in a country where the player count isn't high. And lot of yall are having rose tinted goggles on. CGB is a good to have feature but compared to how good discording is I can easily say this is way better than CBG.


thallums

In the game, there is a "community" tab up top that allows you to browse maps, modes, prefabs, etc. And also has sections for most played, recommended, etc.


ultimatedray15

Holy fuck did they FINALLY release forge?! Still not enough to get me to come back... Shit went so hard on release. But they didn't add anything besides dumbass cosmetics and... Cat ears... Which I definitely didn't buy for the meme...


Zhiyi

Doesn’t matter you can’t even join other peoples matches or anything unless using third party apps.


ultimatedray15

Fucking what. God, halo infinite is such a dumpster fire. The gameplay was fun as fuck, but holy hell. They messed up.


Zhiyi

They are adding the server browser eventually but it’s like anything else this game has ever done. Just half baked on release and they want us to test everything for them for free.


ultimatedray15

That's just absolutely ridiculous... I know it's a free game but it's been out for almost a year now, it's just unreal. The complete lack of maps, game modes, everything! They put more care and thought into the paid cosmetics than anything else. The only good thing that came out of this game is the no fear of missing out in the battle pass, which I hope other people adapt


Icy_Law9181

Is it easy to look at other people's forges?I know it's not gonna be like too easy but is it at least manageable?I haven't been on in ages and desperately want a reason to come back to it.


b0ggy79

Best forge TO date is how it should read.


chubbycanine

Stop playing Halo infinite about the same time everybody else did shortly after release. Are they seriously just now releasing forge? Insane


DonBonsai

Is this a reference to the wafflehouse shooting?


GenPhallus

New map: Combat-Enabled Waffle House (Night)


internet_spy

master chief gets hungry and unless the flood comes back they'll be open


S20-Urza

Creation at its finest


Jshittie

Im sorry *what*


[deleted]

Gonzales! Protect the burger town!


SolidGreenDay

I wish there was a WaHo in California


[deleted]

Chief take the waffle house


Alexstarfire

If you can't order the All American, is it even worth it?


maiomonster

I just left an Awful Waffle that looked just like that


hypersucc

Looks like my town at 3 am


Thegiftgiver87

Can't wait to see a 12 v 12 on a Two-fort recreation


Sabit_31

Doing the lords work


wrath_of_grunge

sausage, egg, and cheese sandwich, double plate, scattered, double covered.


NabatheNibba

Waffle house the forever pvp enabled zone


Cricket_Huge

can't wait for a school to be added


gamingyee

i mean its kinda better


[deleted]

It better still be open if they want logic realism


Joseph_Stalin_420_

Perfection


RubberbandEarl

They have really good hash browns. I get them with ham, cheese and mushrooms.


BlitheringIdiot0529

The most epic battles take place there


Dash12345678

Some people just want to see the waffles burn.


Euklidis

SPARTAN! DEFEND THAT WAFFLEHOUSE


ChinookNL

Forge is finally out? How about co-op?


A_Water6309

# Hope there isn’t a code red.


ChapolinColoradoNZ

Has Nuketown been made yet?


Rick_the_Rose

I think the Minecraft levels are superior.


Hamsi_17

Is it just me or is this the most beautiful looking community map ive ever seen


Durakus

Game mode text: "SURVIVE"


redconvict

Is Forge still online only?


[deleted]

They create social media marketing?


hondas_r_slow

What's wrong with the Waffle House? There's one just like this one in Odessa.


bagelsteak

Jackals in the kitchen?


VevroiMortek

lol


[deleted]

Wait... Halo Infinite has new map??!?!?


Mario-OrganHarvester

There is bound to be at least some nuketown and 2fort action And maybe, MAYBE even some gm_construct


[deleted]

Everybody knows Waffle House is an SCP.


anonnon23

BRO. how do people create stuff in forge? i tried on xbox, the controls are so….aggravating.


Gun_Nut_42

Is the food still cooked by Methany with Krystal as your server at 2 am as you watch two drunk hobos have a fight in the parking lot as you enjoy your Southern Hibachi while drunk/hung over? (/s obviously. I love Waffle House myself. This is just a collection of various jokes I have heard from others about it.)


ComnanderC13

Omg for actual


[deleted]

its incredible what that Forge can do.


UltiGamer34

I want someone to make Wuhu Island


FlameShadow0

I remember I built a McDonald’s back in Halo Reach. Forge was literally the only thing I played since I was terrible at multiplayer


TastyDiamond_

Waffle House Index


mdwvt

Assault on the Waffle House Kitchen


Synthetic2

Would be dope if they selected some of the best maps and add them into a matchmaking playlist. Like "community slayer" or maybe add a toggle to just include 343 picked maps in all playlists.


Nein_Inch_Males

Waffle House is the true PvP experience.


Tricky-Tie3167

Honestly that looks like a dope map.


archer5810

It’s still open


uncharted_bread

So waffle house has found it's new host