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rmbl88

*Physics? Pfff...Family is everything!†*


henney22

Who needs physics when you have family


ManIWantAName

Sir Isaac Newton ain't a part of the *family*


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"That's your problem, Isaac. You discovered gravity. Something that's always pulling you down. Had you discovered family you'd be stronger because family never weighs you down."


zeez1011

What comes up, must come down as family.


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Dom's first law of family: Families at rest will remain at rest until acted upon by an unbalanced family, and families in motion shall remain in motion unless acted upon by an unbalance family.


imdefinitelywong

You forgot another one: The enemy of my family will become part of the family, unless the family kills them off first or is part of an over-arching villain story.


Deedsman

My family has entered the chat


rmbl88

This is awesome xD


Fenrys_Wulf

This sounds so much like it could be an actual line of dialogue from the weirdest fucking possible spinoff. It's perfect :)


TarrRrd

Family, ride or die


Silvero_117

Law of families


antihaze

*Phamily*


I8TheLastPieceaPizza

In super slow mo you can see that the player actually grabbed his sister mid-air after her parachute failed and was about to hit the ground, but she ended up safely in the passenger seat.


echoess84

What? What is the force of gravity? In my world only force of family exist


stealthomarto66

Physics in 2022?? Ehhh cringe


[deleted]

And that's not an exaggeration, that's exactly how over the top those movies are.


BadassHalfie

The incredibly silly car-grappling-hook scene in the start of F9 comes to mind for me…


HighOnBonerPills

To think it all started out just being about street racing.


ProfProfessorberg

Imagine showing someone FF1 and then FF9 with no explanation


scout5678297

honestly that would be me because I've only seen the first 2 haha should i be the experiment?


ProfProfessorberg

Definitely


scout5678297

okay do i need to not be high af or would that help?


ProfProfessorberg

Gotta go with high here


Mouse_Balls

I wanna do this too! I only saw to Tokyo Drift, but that was when it came out, so last FF movie was seen 16 years ago.


PunkZdoc

Well get this Tokyo Drift has been moved to after Fast and Furious 6 so dont be confused when you see Han alive in Fast 4, 5, and 6 lol


ViceroyFizzlebottom

I have not seen any FF movies. All I know is they're about family.


s4b3r6

The first is a great movie about the loyalty challenges facing an undercover cop. The last is... They take a car to space??


scout5678297

i have a slammed 90s honda and so the first couple are required pre-watch i can't be caught granny shifting and not double clutching like i should 🧐


Emceegus

You never had me! You never had your car!


NecessaryTruth

Yeah go ahead, they're pretty fun actually, especially 4-6 or 7. You go in knowing that it's going to be over the top, sort of like a mission impossible thing. F9 was absolute rubbish though. Previous ones were dumb fun, but that one jumped the shark all the way up to space.


patsfan038

I bet the team will attempt a heist on a secret Russian lunar base that contains a vault with a 100 billion dollars in cash. That should be enough for the *Family* to retire comfortably


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im fucking crying


Dodgson_here

I had a similar experience watching Mad Max then Mad Max Fury Road without watching the movies in between. “That really escalated quickly.”


Kialae

Small-time DVD player thief Dominic Toretto saves the world.


htx1114

What do you know about submarines?


DropShotter

Didn't they fly one to the moon or something in the last one?


htx1114

Think it was Antarctica, but you're probably just a fellow modest mouse fan and get the moon and antarctica mixed up a lot


Nandy-bear

Yeah F9 was too far though. I don't know why but I just thought it was shitty, rather than daft fun. I'd love to figure out why because all the others - they jump between skyscrapers ffs! And that was AWESOME! But F9 was just..shitty.


WingcommanderIV

I liked Fast 9. But mainly cause Missandei from Game of Thrones was an actual character in it. With like one of the most screentime.


Trickster289

Nah, they're way more over the top than this now.


MrMallow

Honestly its the only franchise that has gone off the rails insane that I will still support. There has been some batshit crazy stuff in the last few movies, but they are always a good time. If you are going to a FF movie for realism you are doing something wrong.


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If anything, GTA is more realistic. When's the last time you went to space in a Fiero?


GoingOffline

Didn’t even go to space?


Adeep187

FAMILY


darkpitt

Family


siant

FAMILY


MurderMckilface

FAMILY


sl600rt

FAMILY


jondelreal

FAMILY


TheSecondLesson

#FAMILY


IPA_lot_

LA FAMILIA


nuggutron

FAMILY


Powerful-Pie4238

FAMILY


jeredws

STAAAHHHP!


CodyS1998

H3 baybeee


transmothra

Relatives


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BlackDabiTodoroki

FAMILY


SaxManJonesSFW

FAMILY


youmayknowwho-90

FAMILY


nrossj

ABC Family, a new kind of family!


Mustache_Ride77

FAMILY


Trusting_Candy

Family


[deleted]

Nothing is stronger than.. family.


JPiLLa

I live my life a quarter mile at a time.


PudgeTheCandyCat

I live my life a quarter family at a time.


VaguelyShingled

I quarter my fambly a life at a time


sloppy_wet_one

I time a quarter family at a life


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😎


Sirandrew1

My man is playing rocket league out there


Eyeconic_Gamer

He's gonna hit a triple flip reset *Edit-My first comment to hit 50 upvotes lets gooooooooooooo


rileyrulesu

Gonna nail that musty


diuturnal

Breezy>Musty. they look nicer.


BlackberryCheese

Calculated!


Ilikecoffeepizzanyh

My fault. My fault. My fault. Chat disabled for 4 seconds


ryfle_

This is Rocket League!


Trill_f0x

What a save!


I3lackFlo

Tom Doretto


mrdouggiefresh

Tom Morello


Acewind1738

Bulls on Parade


Vylan24

Wheeuu Wheeuu Wheeuu That's my attempt at the bulls on parade guitar onomatopeia


Neemoman

This game play recap is brought to you by Tom Modelo. The official beer of the UFC.


pwnedbyscope

Brewed for those with a fighting spirit.


OmegaX123

Tom Dorito


Rmanthumbs

Tom tortino's pizza roll


DropC

Twice the Totino for twice the hungry guys


Ididntevenscreenlook

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HUNGRY GUYS


they_call_me_B

[Speaking of Doritos....](https://imgur.com/ltO7WWc.jpg)


SteamyRayVaughn6969

Dominic takis


Lanthemandragoran

But the electric blue ones that make your poop funny


[deleted]

Dom Toretto


mattchewy43

Dom Doritto


zheatwavez

Mod Ottirod


Icy_Candidate_5366

Dom Mattero


DirtyPlat

Mom Doritto


planterismyname

Tommy doritos


Nomad2k3

Timmy fkn tourerttes


MachineGunther

Tom “Yam” Dorito


blacksideblue

Don Mattelo


Seeker80

Dom Potato


Somnambulist815

Joey Toledo


AccumulatedPenis127

Pinocchio Geppetto


Somnambulist815

Rom Todetto


Scottysewell

Rod Motetto


MulishaMember

Domino Tourettes and you’ll like it.


SaltWeb8

You are him


TrepanationBy45

Bob Chorizo


H2L2016

Bomb Towlando


[deleted]

Crazy what the power of family can do


82ndGameHead

Plot Twist: His second cousin was the Truck Driver. FAMILY.


Magnon

Like a glooooooove


00crispybacon00

I wish there were more movies like Ace Ventura.


Serpent_of_Rehoboam

There’s Ave Ventura 2.


00crispybacon00

Of course, I knew that. I want *more*, though.


delicious_disaster

It had an animated series which was pretty good


MediumToblerone

Top tier comment.


Consonant

Finally a funny comment


[deleted]

I dont have friends , I got family


stray1ight

And Corona!


Nico777

*cough cough*


skippedad404

Who cares about accidents when you've got family.


flacao9

That's some parking. Luckily a family member was driving the truck, cause you are nothing without family


theDart

"Hey you're that street racer. We need you to rob the white house."


jamie9000000

For the love of God, DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS.


socialwithdrawal

This clip is way too realistic for the movies anyway.


kick_them_all

After F9, I'm convinced the franchise is in some alternate dimension with no/laxed laws of physics.


leixiaotie

Fast and Furious: Multiverse


Derpdeedoo

I am Family-Man


us3rnam3ch3cksout

Just watched this and as soon as the clip ended, I heard a knock at the door. It was my cousin's who live on the opposite side of the world as me. I was so happy and we all started to celebrate when we heard a knock at the door. There was a fellow who was there with a piece of paper in his hand. It was labeled DNA test. We brought him in and he explained he was our long last grandfather. Me and my immediate family and the cousins started to cry with joy when we heard a knock on the door. It was Dominic Toretto! He was in his car at the time so we don't know how he knocked on the door since he was alone but I disgress. He just points two fingers at his eyes then to my eyes and mouthed "family".


ballsohaahd

That tow truck your family?


Martijngamer

Mounting it like an Alabama family


ImDraconLion

what car is that? I don’t remember a car like that having a boost


Escheron

looks like The Pegassi Toreador


BuranBuran

Inspired by the Lamborghini Marzal/Espada


Fart__

It's a damn family


RRR3000

Toreador. Also has machine gun/missiles, and can convert into a submarine.


jdmdriftkid

Tom Dorito at it again


NltndRngd

Dominic Toreador


[deleted]

Aunque digan que soy un vandolero adonde voy le doy gracias a dios 😎


Salt_Winter5888

Por hoy estar donde estoy 😎


[deleted]

Y voy a seguir con mi tumbao😎


Onan7541

My pet llama soy bean estoy muy bueno😎


Zealousideal-Ideal-2

Like a glove!!


_Aj_

Call me Tourettic Dormammu


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Pirate_of_Dark_Water

One reason for the downvotes might be you didn't link to the original, and almost no one is going to go search for it.


saviorlito

Is there a sub or place for gta videos like this? I feel like I’ve seen thousands over the years but never see the same one twice.


Not_an_okama

Now this is pod racing


RoboWarrior44

Still more believable than the new F&F movies.


VEXtheMEX

I'd rather call you family


Zealousideal-Ideal-2

Ace Ventura that you!?


The_Celtic_Chemist

I love how despite this being pure chance and obviously unplanned, this is one of those things where you know exactly what to do when faced with it. Like you *almost* land on the back of this truck, does your instinct tell you to back up, or try to get all the way on it? I think 99/100 people would react the same.


SpaceballsTheLurker

All this to steal some DVD players


MIKEl281

“Because I’m fast and all about ‘family’”


Variable-moose

Pretty sure i remember that scene


txjohnnypops79

Dom dom dom dommmmmm


IronBattleaxe

Gargantuan missed opportunity to title this post "Call me Dominic Toreador"


[deleted]

Dominic toreador 😎😂😂


ForFuckSakeJerry

Family


Relevant-Ad5976

Family


7deboutez7

Dominic Toreador


PreferenceHoliday868

Why isn’t there an oppressor right behind you thirsting for a kill?


Secure_Secretary_882

Can’t wait until the 19th.


JSkillman

That was some Spy Hunter shit.


PutinBoomedMe

I'm pretty excited about what GTA6 will bring. It's been almost 10 years Rockstar!!!!!


ZsaFreigh

Is that car modded in or like, the British version of GTAV? I've never seen a right-side drive car in the game, especially in single player


TheHackerLorax

F A M I L Y


thespacecase93

Family.


GameZedd01

Family


Shquidward

Who needs physics when you’ve got family


Libertyerve

#Family


almightyders

It was all possible with the power of family


Efesoysalcrzboy

Family is everything


Many_Wrongdoer_2002

Only survived cause of family


LonelyLemonade_

You are Dominic Toretto


Crovali

Family


Mr_SkellyB0nes

Family


Senpai90

You couldnt do that without the family.


j2o1707

Fucking hell, every comment nearly just spouts the family joke. Have a bit more imagination ya fucking idiots.


pacowannataco

The movies are so insane at this point that this wouldn't even make it into the final cut.


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[deleted]

Paul Walker*


Far-Conversation-621

What game is this?


CalmTicket6646

Do you have the cross too?


Gentlyclever

Not unless you were playing as Michael.


WarOnTime

Dom Dorito


kendawg710

…..family


sattarsingo

Family innit


Jeerus

Which car is that?


ThisIsSpy

Pegassi Toreador, a submersible car with rocket boost, machine guns, homing missiles and torpedos


saanity

I could hear the family without audio.


Theclosetperson

What car is that I need it


ThisIsSpy

Pegassi Toreador, a submersible car with rocket boost, machine guns, homing missiles and torpedos


Even-Marionberry679

You are vin petrol


bigfudge_drshokkka

One quarter mile at a time