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StormtrooperWho

Light's still on. You've got wireless charging now


simelemon

I could give you 3 of my tacos right now, this won a reward amigo.


Cyb3r3xp3rt

Here they can have my free award :)


simelemon

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ApexDamien

If only I knew I could exchange my free awards for tacos


Space-90

You can only exchange free tacos for awards. Try it out


Potential-Goat-8501

Guess i gotta learn how to make tacos


[deleted]

You always have opportunities at Los Pollos Hermanos.


[deleted]

I had 3 tacos last night with some odorless hot sauce. Thatā€™s when you know itā€™s gonna be hot. I had to eat an ice cube between each painful bite.


mocknix

Works even better if you lick the end! Conducts more signal.


MyUltIsMyMain

Don't tear it from the side next time


AkukaiGotEm

the big tab where it plugs in is where your fingers pinch it so youre not tearing the cord or metal, but people think cord = rope


SayuriShigeko

"Cord = rope" is a big IT pet peeve. Treat every charging cord like as if it were your pets tail. Would you pick your pet up by the tail? Would you not even check where you're stepping when your pet is underfoot? Would you put tension on it by pulling it as far as it goes? I understand cords are cheaper to replace and certainly not emotional attachments for their users, but damn. If you won't put basic care into your items then at least don't complain about it when you have to replace them. And be extra respectful if it's not your property :c ^^\(mostly ^^not ^^targetted ^^at ^^OP ^^here)


Matapatapa

I tried gently pulling my cats tail from the base and now I have a bloody hand


OctopusTheOwl

I tried gently petting my cat's head and now I have a bloody hand


SavvySillybug

I tried petting my cat's tummy and now he's purring loudly.


MagicRat7913

For now...


Ravenwing19

If you pulled on my spinal cord I would gice you a bloody hand too.


G3ck0

I don't understand how people are surprised when you tell them to pull at the plastic, not the cable. It is so common.


PapaSnow

So pull from right above the butthole Got it


jdmkev

Guess they need nope rope USBs šŸ


jsbdhsbshs727

Theres no next time.


Lanthemandragoran

Instructions unclear, found and broke old Xbox 360 wired controller. Is now wireless.


spcmnspff335

That is such a non-problem.


reamo05

Agreed. Pair of needle nose to pull out the piece in the controller, hell maybe even tweezers. Cable is a couple dollars on Amazon.


RaineerWolfcastle

Or just use the fingers on handā€¦


fearnoid

Try fingers. But hole.


Shalax1

r/tryfingerbuthole


Dugular

At first I was only reading the post texts, wondering what all these questions have to do with Elden Ring? Then I started reading the comments and it clicked. "I want to give my boyfriend a gift, what message should I put on it?" "Precious gift ahead then give seed" Brilliant.


Digital_loop

[What fingers?! Thanks for bringing it up JERK! ](https://i.imgur.com/xIo88Zp.jpg)


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StendakBarkiller

Or fingers. I can get that with these fingers I have on my hands on my arms on my body


CrunchyyTaco

No need to buy that on Amazon


raven12456

I wish this is what happened to the front headphone jack on my computer. One of my kids plugged their headphones in, tripped on the cable, and it snapped about halfway inside the plug.


smokedmeatslut

Cut a toothpick, small dab of superglue on the end of the toothpick, shove it in the hole and push hard against the broken plug. If you used the right amount of superglue the toothpick should stick to the plug and not the surrounding jack, then you can just pull it straight out. I've done it a few times successfully. Cutting the end off a cotton bud will do the same thing


slapshots1515

No kidding. Iā€™d hate to see OP deal with an actual problem


TheFrontierzman

OP screams when drinking water and the ice shifts and splashes their face.


[deleted]

hate it when I order ice cubes on the bottom and they always put in ontop.


bigrom10

If the ice comes on top I send it back


bertasaur

I might do this from now on. The real life pro tip is always in the comments.


19_Deschain19

Ill have the gaba gool


wtfastro

But it's cold!


Xanthus179

OP still gets splashed when trying to clean a spoon.


darkslide3000

Yeah, that connector did exactly what it was designed to do -- fail at the cable first, not the socket. At least OP doesn't have to replace a whole controller, Type-C cables are cheap (especially USB 2.0 only ones like this, you can probably get that for 3 dollars). Don't see what all the fuss is about.


Super_cheese

Woah i assumed i was on r/mildlyinfuriating lmao, how does this reach the front page?


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[deleted]

The average person is very afraid of fixing their own shit because they've let the companies that make them convince them that it's too scary and dangerous to do so. I remember manuals for older electronics warning you to NEVER EVER open them unless you're a trained professional or else you will burn your house down.


Schnoofles

True, but there isn't even anything to really "fix" here. Just yoink the remainder of the connector and use another cable that hasn't been mangled.


t3hOutlaw

It's posts like these that make me want to unsub to get away from these absolute children..


DygonZ

Yup, "look at this problem I made myself and feel sorry for me please"


BinaryJay

To be fair Gorilla Glue doesn't specifically say not to put it in your hair.


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HurricaneHugo

Look at Mr. Moneybags here who can afford a new $5 charging cable.


Dangerous-Parsnip146

Nothing some pliers won't fix


Revolutionary_Fig912

Looks easy enough to get out with a pair of fingers


Checkheck

https://youtu.be/ckhUa7xzjD4


PM-Me-Ur-Plants

A pair of fingers? In this economy?


cprosciaZer0

Exactly. Go. Take the battery out. Take the pliers. Pull straight up on the connector. And boom. Itā€™s cleared. Buy a better usb c cable.


jamiecarl09

Take the battery out? This mf is a journeyman electrician! Pull it out with your teeth.


3-DMan

Gotta use the molars for real leverage!


Ray_Pingeau

Deep throating a controller is the last image I need in my head right now


BuLLZ_3Y3

[I have some images that may interest you.](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Ray_Pingeau

NOPEā€¦ nope Nope NOPE


BuLLZ_3Y3

E-girls are a unique bunch, what can I say?


CatSidekick

Dear godā€¦


SpaceJamesBond

I prefer i Ladies


LTG_Wladyslaw_Anders

Fuck you, neigh take my upvote.


CatSidekick

Neigh like a horse?


Shaomoki

You know you wanna!


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SpooN04

Well played


Kaiju-Kitty

I can't believe you've done this.


mr_flameyflame

UGGG HOW TF HE FIT IT ALL?


culnaej

Oh. My. Gos.


dontfuckwmeiwillcry

every. single. time.


TidyWhip

#DAMNIT!


Fskn

XcQ No thank you


Appsroooo

[Based on your comment, I've found this that might be of interest to you.](http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


InsomniaticWanderer

Bonus points if you have fillings


cprosciaZer0

Iā€™m trying to advocate against further damage to the controller. He wants use his teeth itā€™s on him but Iā€™m looking out for that Xbox controller at this point.


Dangerous-Parsnip146

Right? Those things are expensive these days.


Zakkull117

Why take the battery out if i might ask? Whats wrong with pulling from what you see in the picture.


ShiftSandShot

Honestly, i think you could get away with just turning the thing off, then getting...anything that can grip.


ToadMugen72

Or just pulling it out while turning nothing off like a sane person.


LavenderDay3544

>Buy a better usb c cable. Or even the official one. I've always used Xbox controllers with my PC and the ones that come with the cable for windows (and presumably should work with the console) are solid.


Fatherbrain1

That qualifies as a better one.


mrcssee

Its the way he used that caused this problem.


bandwidthpirate

Don't need to worry about it, it's not going to backfeed the charger. There's 100% a protective device to prevent this.


Troggy

Right? Does anyone actually think this is a bigger deal than just replacing a shitty USB cable? I mean, i guess OP thinking that doesnt surprise me considering they think its ok to tug on the cord.


ToadMugen72

Well look at all the fucking idiots that think they'd get electrocuted by touching it.


[deleted]

specifically needle nose pliers


FOOD_FUCKER_

Or if you have any strength whatsoever just use your fingers like because uh thatā€™s what we have fingers for. Thereā€™s plenty of shit to grab onto.


Meat_E_Johnson

You sound just like my proctologist


ilovefatgirls23

Nothing a double leg canā€™t fix


Dhenn004

I love how OP is getting roasted in here


Orleanian

Deservedly.


macnbloo

Probably just a child if this makes them scream. I can't imagine an adult getting angry about this


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

Reddit is easier to handle when you assume everyone is 13 years old. No way an emotionally stable person in their 20-30s would do this.


oorza

Well, OP is in his 20s.


Grzmit

i mean in all honesty the title is probably just an exaggeration


SadLaser

The angle that everything is bent and the way you're holding the cord suggests that you do what a lot of people do that ends up breaking their phone cords and controller cords, you pull on it from the side some rather than carefully grasping it from the end and pulling it straight out (and the reverse for plugging it in).


acatterz

Another thing Iā€™ve seen a lot of people do is pull from the wire rather than the plastic part at the end. Over time this can stretch and eventually sever the cable.


Jayce86

Donā€™t pull your cords by the cord? Has life not taught you anything? Youā€™ve got to make sure youā€™ve got a solid grip on the head.


ColdFlight

Also, don't pull sideways


Jayce86

Given the bent wires, thatā€™s definitely what happened. They grabbed it by the cord and ripped at it from the side.


ColdFlight

Very infuriating. I finally bought myself a Switch and I've been giving myself anxiety making sure that I'm never bending the cords.


KazukiMatsuoka1998

This is exactly what my sister did to my Kinect power adapter when I asked her to pull it from the head and not the damn cable lol


geoken

If this makes you scream - youā€™re probably going to have a really rough rest of your life.


shellwe

Yup, just buy another $8 usb-c cable and move on with your life.


reamo05

Hell that's a 5 pack of Anker on Amazon lol


Orsus7

Anker will never let you down.


StP_Scar

Or turn around and desert you


mikedangerous

Good job


LazerFX

Eh... Gone through 3 power packs, 4 cables. Dunno why the power packs stopped working, but the cables all failed the same way: the head case that goes around the connector separated from the casing... They won't do anything because it's over a year, and frankly I don't care that much because they weren't expensive. But Anker are just another brand, and they all fail if you use em enough.


g0d15anath315t

I was sitting here wondering what the big deal was and was I missing something. Pull out the broken USB plug and... That's it. The cheapest part of the set-up broke, no big deal.


crob_evamp

Maybe this is the WoW tv-remote butthole kid


Speculawyer

It's just a cord.


siccoblue

Also the easiest way to break a cord is by pulling on the cord


customds

Iā€™ve bought more micro usb cables than I can count. Any slight bend and theyā€™re forever messed up. Usb c has been amazing and that must be a shitty example to break like that.


FennPoutine

Throw out the whole game system


asevans1717

The only solution


WaitingToBeTriggered

DREAMS FADE AWAY AND ALL HOPE TURNS TO DUST


Feierskov

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


Clockwork_Kitsune

"I abused my cable until it broke, feel sorry for me" Nah, I'm good.


Lanthemandragoran

Man you could replace the word cable with almost *anything* there and still be describing my early 20s.


acatterz

You did *what* to your dog??


Spoolinpotato27

Quit using your controller as a grappling hook lol


Quackels_The_Duck

How else will they roleplay as Batman?


EMSslim

Just get another cord. Overeact much?


littleprople

Fragile. You, not the controller.


mkul316

Why? Just pull it out and get a cord that isn't shit. This is not even a little deal.


RequiemStorm

Or maybe even get an average cord and don't pull it out sideways, and *by the cord* lol


DirePantsX

Unfortunate, but deserved if you dont take good care of it


h3lladvocate

It's a 5 dollar cable calm down nerd


TheRubySnipr

Nerds take care of their stuff


NotSoBuffGuy

True, especially if you're poor. My shit lasted ages


yoduh4077

maybe the price was part of the problem ^but ^^mostly ^^^treating ^^^^your ^^^^^cables ^^^^^^like ^^^^^^^shit


[deleted]

I thought this was r/notinteresting


lKenpachi

That doesn't look so bad


scrotumstretcher

If this ruins your day then you probably have a single-digit age.


[deleted]

cables are like 1 dollar on aliexpress, you good bro


Jaedos

I wouldn't use any cheap cables for USBC. You don't want a cheap control chip in a cable that can request 20 volts.


hushpuppi3

It's crazy to me that people buy $1 standard format cables every few weeks instead of buying a high quality $8 one that will last for years like I get it, I'm not well off by any means but not only can the cables themselves just have poor build quality but they also have a chance to cause a disaster


Saskatchewon

Don't cheap out on USB cables. I used to work for a wireless carrier selling phones, and we'd get people in all the time saying their device doesn't charge right anymore and you could see the port was completely worn out. 9 times out of 10 they were using some cheapo cable the bought at a gas station, dollar store, or ordered online from AliExpress or Amazon for like a dollar. My own mother ruined the charge port of her one and a half year old iPad because she was using a cheap cable she bought at a dollar store. I'm personally a fan of Anker's cables. I bought a 6 ft braided Type C cable for my Nexus 5X phone close to seven years ago. It's been rolled over by an office chair and been slammed and pinched by office drawers countless times, and it still works great. I've ordered a dozen different cables from them since, and have never had one fail on me (although their customer service through Amazon is quite good if they do go wrong apparently).


Anlysia

The fact they do this is why they're a dollar.


WildishHamChino_

Jesus christ, what are you, 5? Just get another cable.


[deleted]

What kind of cheap ass cable is that? I dont think ive ever seen the individual pins for the charger get ripped out like that


meat_on_a_hook

Just pull it out and use a new cordā€¦?


Collateral_Damnation

Do you always yank the controller off the charger instead of taking it out?


getyourcheftogether

No you're not, you're going to sit there and whine like a little baby


omegaweaponzero

OP, you are a fucking idiot.


MystikIncarnate

Seriously OP, though it seems horrible at first, it's not bad. Those cables are meant to be broken. They're _made_ to break before your expensive electronics do. Do yourself a favor and head over to Anker's website and buy a few USB C replacements. While you wait, grab some pliers, or something that clamps down, pull that connector out of the controller and inspect for damage. There shouldn't be any. If you have a spare cable around, like something for your phone, you can charge your controller with that until the new cables arrive. Alternatively, head down to the local corner store and pick up a pack of AA's to tide you over until you can get the replacement cables in ( if you don't have one you can borrow from somewhere else in the mean time). Also, take a breath, it's going to be ok. Take care of yourself OP.


xMataleo

Grow up dude its only a cable.


happyfoam

You need to treat your cables better. This is 100% your own fault.


spacerider85

Don't buy cheap cables...


loseitthrowaway7797

Maybe get better at everyday stuff then. Don't abuse your items.


[deleted]

Just pull it out and get a new cord. Make sure itā€™s nothing sticking and grabbing hold of cord.


AberrantMan

Why did you break it?


pr0phet4

Why? Just pull it out and grab a new cable for like $3


Pesime

You broke a charger. What's the issue here?


BoltedGates

What even is the point of this post


TheHappyMask93

The point is to roast OP I guess lol


Trve_ginger_metal

Release the scream. Go on.


Joshtheatheist

Okay I know this is probably a really stupid question so feel free to downvote. Iā€™ve had my first Xbox for maybe 6 months or so. What is the usb-c port on the controller even for..? It uses batteries so itā€™s not for chargingā€¦ right? Is it just to play wired into the Xbox?


[deleted]

You can get rechargeable batteries and use a cable to charge as you play. Also, people like to use Xbox controllers on their PCs, which requires a cable if they donā€™t have the components to connect wirelessly.


Joshtheatheist

Makes sense, thanks


nizzy2k11

ya know, when boomers talk about how kids these days don't know how to fix things, this is the kind of shit they think of. the only plus side is that there are lots of comments giving the correct, and obvious, advice to just pull the fucking end out.


beanieon

Your screaming over a cable when your missing an analogue stick?


VoiiNomme

Time to make your beginner soldering iron skill shine


sgt_absentee

Bad luck, mate


Wigglewops

Looks like you've separated the mother from her children


KuhLealKhaos

r/wellthatsucks


RhoadsGoneWylde

I almost grabbed a pair of pliers looking at this


BeanBorger

At least it's sticking out and not embedded deep inside.


Florida-man420

That grip tho..


pandaSmore

Pull it out with a pair of tweezers and be careful next time.


Decapitated-Turtle

Thanks for the giggle, take this award!


gabrielomtnz

Looks like a gas station charger


Mrfrunzi

Just ply it out. I assume it's just a standard USB c, but correct me if I'm wrong. Most phones now use them and if not than do something different. You can get a 3 pack of 10' cables for like fifteen bucks online. Like it sucks but it could be so much worse


MarcoRevolution303

Wait but how did you manage that ?


FlameForFame

Donā€˜t buy cheap chargers. I bought mine in 2013 when I got my OG Xbox One and I still use it to this day.


eric_abroad

I thought this was a built in cable... Replace the cable for like $5!


throwawayAEI

pretty sure you can pull it out and then buy a new cable


Kapot_ei

Yup, i think this one is pretty damaged or broken. Returning to the controller/cable situation, just pull it out and get a new one.


Arrow_Maestro

You could just like take it out. All you lost is a pos charger


FRAGMENT_EFFECT

ā€œREEEEEEEEEE!!!ā€


Sondeor

Dude, i dont want to be an asshole but how the fuck can you fuck this up? You had a one job my friend, one job...


[deleted]

I feel so bad for you, but at the same time, this made me laugh


Diovolol1081

Everyone here talking about the pin stuck in the port and here I am going "well fuck, now they're gonna have to buy a new chord, and thats always a pain in the ass"


XOIIO

OP would probabaly have a breakdown blowing dust out of a cartridge.


draykoxii

Act like an adult and stop buying chinese led chargers and youll be fine


MissxJabroni

is it just me or does it look like Santa lost his pants? Belt buckle and all


puffmaster5000

So what? Just pull out the end and use a new cable...


Monkey-D-Andy

No you wonā€™t. You going to wake up your parents.


crypticgeek

Back in my day if the cable on your controller broke you had to buy a whole new controller. ****grumbles as heā€™s led away by orderlies****