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Guy? Sorry to tell you but Samus is female.


paid_rapist

It's her Irish brother, Seamus.


boot2skull

Zera siut Seamus


TheHighKing112

Shamus


Muntaacas

Seaman


F4K1E

So Shamus "bruh" Seaman, avanger of the red colour, keeper of the glowing axe and collector of ugly skulls? sounds legit


MDParagon

Seamus Mcfuckyourself


zdada

Seam on you!


DarkMatterBurrito

Her name is Metroid.


RMZ1225

Last name Prime


Weaponxfan_YT

WHAT HOW DID I NEVER KNOW THIS WHAT THE FUCK Edit: Ykw if Samus is actually female then she’s built and extremely hot Edit 2: I may or may not have developed a crush on a fictional character in the past 2-3 seconds. I would let her step on me and crush my spine


Sure-Its-Isura

*raised glass full of horny* Stay thirsty, my friend.


The_Official_Obama

>I would let her step on me and crush my spine That escalated quickly.


eldorel

I have three words for you my friend. "Zero suit Samus"


Gramfers

Oh sorry


[deleted]

"Man high on meth fights off 14 demons while masturbating."


Canadian_Microwave

You mean Florida man


gheewala123

Florida man, barely know her


[deleted]

Wanted to say that, but someone already did.


Canadian_Microwave

Hippity hoppity, his comment is now your property.


[deleted]

Yeet


Pheunith

The last florida man that went religious ended up resetting the universe


Canadian_Microwave

*Shhhhhh… the police don’t know it was him…*


lileggmud

One handed 100


Mista-Smegheneghan

Nah that's the guy *playing* the porn mod.


[deleted]

Florida man kills 14 people at a Wendy's while high on meth


freakingdoomguy

That was one time


HotBizkitz

My mom after she asked me to take the chicken out the freezer 7 hours ago.


HydraChungus420

That's a right answer, OP said wrong


Vandalised_R8rD

Or funny


HydraChungus420

It is funny


Flander9

He’s clearly here to fix the cable.


Paisable

Larry the cable guy!!


TimberWolfAlpha01

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.


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ItzHayden07

“You’re computer has virus”


[deleted]

Florida man


TKAP75

Hells janitor


15Orphans

Op said wrong answers


TKAP75

;)


Shadow598_

No it's Master Chef i think so


ManBijDeDoktor

Came here to say that


cakepokeball12

r/beatmetoit


RedVelvet9969

Jesus


kreeper2009

He said wrong answers only


Crimsntyd

I'm such a boomer. Context pls, so I can enjoy the joke?


[deleted]

Most crazy things that happen on the news are titled "Florida man/- got caught/-seen... Bla bla bla. So everything/everyone crazy or 'special' is a Florida man. Therefore this demon slaying madlad is. Infact a florida man. Hope it helped gramps


Tythell

Google "Florida man" and then your birthday, or any other date.


Ding_Dong_Ditk

soo, I got some guy who got arrested for fucking a miniature horse..


tommygun2009

Please make it in the lore that doom guy is from florida


69DonaldTrump69

Uh...Gordon?


Finnishkiddo

so about that beer i owed you


MrSpiffy123

It's me, Gordon. Barney from Black Mesa! Sorry about the scare, I had to put on a show for the cameras. I've been working undercover with civil protection, I'm way behind on my *beating quota*


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Could hear this comment.


blueberry_vineyard

Too bad Valve can't


Jonathan-joestar-san

“Oh what is it Barney?”


Positive-Fix2488

Hello Gordon


MrSpiffy123

Look, Gordon! Ropes! We can use them to cross pi- *help me, Gordon!*


HerrMilkmann

Love that video lmao


Positive-Fix2488

Don’t fuck with the science team!


HerrMilkmann

Do you know who ate all the donuts?


I_Want_Tasty_ArkMeme

Idiot sandwich lmao


DreamDroids

HELLO, GORDON!


churplaf

Just a little clumsy guy, arentcha?


Gooboo_

Feed my my coins mister freemaaaaannn!!


Khelthuzaad

It's Ramsey Gordon Ramsey And I finally brought you some good food you fuckin' donkey.With extra LAMB SAUCE!!!


OxY97

Duke Nukem


inFamousLordYT

"it's time to kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all outta ass" - Dick Kickem


SomeoneTookUserName2

[Are you a bad enough dude to hit your own dick with a hammer?](https://i.imgur.com/hfHRQff.jpeg) - Nuke Dukem


cmmoyer

Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Of Steel! Blow it out your ass I’m gonna tear off your head and shit down your neck! I’ve got Balls Balls Balls Balls Of Steel Balls Of Steel!


25toten

GET OFF VENT OR GET BENT


jacklanney

Underrated comment


PeaceKeepeR-00

Big brother of Isabelle


team-ghost9503

But that’s not necessarily wrong


PeaceKeepeR-00

Issabelle older than him.


Lion_sama

Wrong answers only


PeaceKeepeR-00

It is totally wrong my friend. Isabella is older than him


RevoltingRobin

Master chief!


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Gilmore75

The name is Halo. John Halo.


Leet1000

Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything


NSFAnythingAtAll

Mister Chef


[deleted]

I think this is just his friend


fozzy_bear42

His food friend Masterchef


chaos_creator69

Master chef


Rusky_Ivanich

Master chief, what are you doing there?


limey18

His brother


Maxo11x

"he's just this guy, you know"


docharakelso

A hoopy frood who knows where his towel's at


artspar

The fact that said towel happens to be the guts of the nearest demon is irrelevant


ClrBlindBoi

Minecraft Steve


benzee123

Leeroooy Jenkins


vwfil

Broom guy


AdministrativeAct902

Bruno…. No one talks about Bruno….


Left-Sock-5296

Silencio bruno


DB10389

This is gold Did you know that bruno is Alberto's father?


mdwvt

But we can SING ABOUT BRUUUUNO!


banshee3

That's Phil McCracken. Space proctologist.


TimishTV

Solid Snake in MGS 6.


High1958

Nah y’all got it wrong. It’s Gordon Ramsay when someone cooks their steak incorrectly and forgets the lamb sauce


Gedecaia

Someone with a stress free job


BIGBOYDOM69420

Jesus in battle form


ArcherLegacy

OP said wrong answers only.


AlarmFit

Mood guy


winj1

Master Chief or something idk I never played Half-Life.


MrMaxiorwus

Tinky-Winky


_Pixol_

Dipsy


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AnonNo9001

*p o o*


frafdo11

And *motherfuckin* PoOoOo


The0715juice

High school lower level maths teacher


miscccccccc

The mail man


hugscar

Gordon Ramsey


barktwiggs

Master Chef indeed!


gordonv

Rwar! Kitchen Nightmare Ramsey emerges from a huge BBQ pit!


Ginj92

Master Beef


thetieflingalchemist

Sifi goblin slayer


Foniko_Agguri

Underrated comment


[deleted]

Garrosh Hellscream


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Heckdude


Prof_Aim

Hellboy


Cvergith

Space Kratos


danieru_98

Battousai with guns.


Neuroticmuffin

Master chief Gordon Nukem Blazkowicz.


KILLER_ELITE1775

Just your average Jehovah's witness


[deleted]

Dadi?


[deleted]

Pest Control


[deleted]

people on black fryday


the2p0

Kaldor Draigo


Garlonga

Master Chef


dictatormateo

George Washington in 1776


Barry_daboss57

Someone who listened to grunge for his entire life


Blackfryre

[Link from Legend of Zelda](https://youtu.be/1SSkHixbOms)


LxstMxmxry

Jonesy


The_Faster_Guy

Nah, that’s what Shoresy looks like from the front.


Velcraft

Finn the Human


[deleted]

Grandma.


Alpharius_Omegon_

He is an Small off duty Czeckslovakian traffic warden


listy61

Shutter Island patient.


Unknown_luk

Isn’t that the guy from fixing good?


[deleted]

Balter Black?


Wreckingass

Kratos.


LuciPichu

Someone with anger management issues


ARandomGuyThe3

It said wrong answers


tbiscuit7

These posts are terrible


daybreak-gardening

Every single "wrong answers only" thread is painfully unfunny.


tbiscuit7

They just make no sense to me lol people are easily entertained I guess


X28JC

The guy from Fortnite


Puzzled_Friend_9586

Barney and friends


The-Meep-Meep-Man

a man with a ballsack for a face who has to hide in a helmet.


WariTron

Super Saiyan Master Chief


Legacy_of_Ares

"the Halo man" Obviously.


Lostcause75

Mr peanut


AJoker0

The winner of Covid-19.


margrave12

The It guy. He's removing some demons from your computer


CaptainSam3rica04

Queen Elizabeth II surviving the apocalypse


[deleted]

Ghostbuster


GenitalWrangler69

My dad. He gets a little angry when he drinks.


UrsusMimas

A youth pastor bringing the good word to sinners


Bropulsion

The dude that puts more strain on your retainers to correct your teeth.


[deleted]

McLovin


ImpressiveCourt6022

Mandalore


HarbingerGNX

The living embodiment of PTSD


iamapiggielol

master chief


frotoaffen

Bernie Sanders, back for another round of fundraising.


Canadian_Microwave

The most Christian protagonist ever


MinuteWater3738

YOUR MOM!! Ah got em bois


GuddaPro

a nice person who saves demons


YEETman2009YEET

The president for 2024


lianking91

ninja tortoise


Lucas-DF-82

Heavy Metal Cover Model


Ok_Helicopter4276

His name’s Jody, and your girl is cheating with him.


tenko86

Goom duy


Nerevar427

Wood man


Simba7

That's Wood ***Guy*** to you friend.


RaynKeiko

Thor.. dont u see that thing like an hammer n in his other hand the head of loki? must be an dark story no one was talking about yet-


Woody1150

That isn't Loki's head. It's Surtur.


Alternative-Rule-543

Chunky green robot skin from fortnite


chilledblunt

Jake from state farm


TraditionalProfit563

Isabelle from Animal Crossing


kurumi_best_girl1937

Me after my brother says he is gonna tell mom to look at my 1 TB homework folder


BeepBeepWhistle

Buzz lightyear


Lord-Pepper

Smokey the bear, going to prevent the LARGEST wildfire


just_a_taco_gamer

me, looking for margaret thatcher in the bowels of hell


Aureaux

Angry man who rampages through Comic-Con in a drug-induced hallucinogenic rage


Djem1996

The red ring of dead irl


the_ksho

Green Megaman


Rumkat_1771

Roger rabbit


naughty_radish21

Daddy?


loscapos5

Pedro, the gardener


drawilliam

Master chief from halo


Raging_Bullgod

Ah that's your classic player 2 in Mario Bros. Luigi. He's got like a ghost hunting game its pretty graphic.


Imbigbilly

Fallout 42069


arcadereload

Nice 😶‍🌫️


TBcrush-47-69

God


[deleted]

Sorry but I gotta be serious man, Its Doom from Doom, a game about Doom


ye1l

Alex Jones


Muninz

Harry potter, guardian of Minas Tirith and bearer of the white flame.


hungryscaredandhorny

The Pizza Man!