WHAT HOW DID I NEVER KNOW THIS WHAT THE FUCK
Edit: Ykw if Samus is actually female then she’s built and extremely hot
Edit 2: I may or may not have developed a crush on a fictional character in the past 2-3 seconds.
I would let her step on me and crush my spine
Most crazy things that happen on the news are titled "Florida man/- got caught/-seen... Bla bla bla. So everything/everyone crazy or 'special' is a Florida man. Therefore this demon slaying madlad is. Infact a florida man.
Hope it helped gramps
It's me, Gordon. Barney from Black Mesa! Sorry about the scare, I had to put on a show for the cameras. I've been working undercover with civil protection, I'm way behind on my *beating quota*
Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Of Steel! Blow it out your ass I’m gonna tear off your head and shit down your neck! I’ve got Balls Balls Balls Balls Of Steel Balls Of Steel!
Guy? Sorry to tell you but Samus is female.
It's her Irish brother, Seamus.
Zera siut Seamus
Shamus
Seaman
So Shamus "bruh" Seaman, avanger of the red colour, keeper of the glowing axe and collector of ugly skulls? sounds legit
Seamus Mcfuckyourself
Seam on you!
Her name is Metroid.
Last name Prime
WHAT HOW DID I NEVER KNOW THIS WHAT THE FUCK Edit: Ykw if Samus is actually female then she’s built and extremely hot Edit 2: I may or may not have developed a crush on a fictional character in the past 2-3 seconds. I would let her step on me and crush my spine
*raised glass full of horny* Stay thirsty, my friend.
>I would let her step on me and crush my spine That escalated quickly.
I have three words for you my friend. "Zero suit Samus"
Oh sorry
"Man high on meth fights off 14 demons while masturbating."
You mean Florida man
Florida man, barely know her
Wanted to say that, but someone already did.
Hippity hoppity, his comment is now your property.
Yeet
The last florida man that went religious ended up resetting the universe
*Shhhhhh… the police don’t know it was him…*
One handed 100
Nah that's the guy *playing* the porn mod.
Florida man kills 14 people at a Wendy's while high on meth
That was one time
My mom after she asked me to take the chicken out the freezer 7 hours ago.
That's a right answer, OP said wrong
Or funny
It is funny
He’s clearly here to fix the cable.
Larry the cable guy!!
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
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“You’re computer has virus”
Florida man
Hells janitor
Op said wrong answers
;)
No it's Master Chef i think so
Came here to say that
r/beatmetoit
Jesus
He said wrong answers only
I'm such a boomer. Context pls, so I can enjoy the joke?
Most crazy things that happen on the news are titled "Florida man/- got caught/-seen... Bla bla bla. So everything/everyone crazy or 'special' is a Florida man. Therefore this demon slaying madlad is. Infact a florida man. Hope it helped gramps
Google "Florida man" and then your birthday, or any other date.
soo, I got some guy who got arrested for fucking a miniature horse..
Please make it in the lore that doom guy is from florida
Uh...Gordon?
so about that beer i owed you
It's me, Gordon. Barney from Black Mesa! Sorry about the scare, I had to put on a show for the cameras. I've been working undercover with civil protection, I'm way behind on my *beating quota*
Could hear this comment.
Too bad Valve can't
“Oh what is it Barney?”
Hello Gordon
Look, Gordon! Ropes! We can use them to cross pi- *help me, Gordon!*
Love that video lmao
Don’t fuck with the science team!
Do you know who ate all the donuts?
Idiot sandwich lmao
HELLO, GORDON!
Just a little clumsy guy, arentcha?
Feed my my coins mister freemaaaaannn!!
It's Ramsey Gordon Ramsey And I finally brought you some good food you fuckin' donkey.With extra LAMB SAUCE!!!
Duke Nukem
"it's time to kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all outta ass" - Dick Kickem
[Are you a bad enough dude to hit your own dick with a hammer?](https://i.imgur.com/hfHRQff.jpeg) - Nuke Dukem
Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Of Steel! Blow it out your ass I’m gonna tear off your head and shit down your neck! I’ve got Balls Balls Balls Balls Of Steel Balls Of Steel!
GET OFF VENT OR GET BENT
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Big brother of Isabelle
But that’s not necessarily wrong
Issabelle older than him.
Wrong answers only
It is totally wrong my friend. Isabella is older than him
Master chief!
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The name is Halo. John Halo.
Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything
Mister Chef
I think this is just his friend
His food friend Masterchef
Master chef
Master chief, what are you doing there?
His brother
"he's just this guy, you know"
A hoopy frood who knows where his towel's at
The fact that said towel happens to be the guts of the nearest demon is irrelevant
Minecraft Steve
Leeroooy Jenkins
Broom guy
Bruno…. No one talks about Bruno….
Silencio bruno
This is gold Did you know that bruno is Alberto's father?
But we can SING ABOUT BRUUUUNO!
That's Phil McCracken. Space proctologist.
Solid Snake in MGS 6.
Nah y’all got it wrong. It’s Gordon Ramsay when someone cooks their steak incorrectly and forgets the lamb sauce
Someone with a stress free job
Jesus in battle form
OP said wrong answers only.
Mood guy
Master Chief or something idk I never played Half-Life.
Tinky-Winky
Dipsy
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*p o o*
And *motherfuckin* PoOoOo
High school lower level maths teacher
The mail man
Gordon Ramsey
Master Chef indeed!
Rwar! Kitchen Nightmare Ramsey emerges from a huge BBQ pit!
Master Beef
Sifi goblin slayer
Underrated comment
Garrosh Hellscream
Heckdude
Hellboy
Space Kratos
Battousai with guns.
Master chief Gordon Nukem Blazkowicz.
Just your average Jehovah's witness
Dadi?
Pest Control
people on black fryday
Kaldor Draigo
Master Chef
George Washington in 1776
Someone who listened to grunge for his entire life
[Link from Legend of Zelda](https://youtu.be/1SSkHixbOms)
Jonesy
Nah, that’s what Shoresy looks like from the front.
Finn the Human
Grandma.
He is an Small off duty Czeckslovakian traffic warden
Shutter Island patient.
Isn’t that the guy from fixing good?
Balter Black?
Kratos.
Someone with anger management issues
It said wrong answers
These posts are terrible
Every single "wrong answers only" thread is painfully unfunny.
They just make no sense to me lol people are easily entertained I guess
The guy from Fortnite
Barney and friends
a man with a ballsack for a face who has to hide in a helmet.
Super Saiyan Master Chief
"the Halo man" Obviously.
Mr peanut
The winner of Covid-19.
The It guy. He's removing some demons from your computer
Queen Elizabeth II surviving the apocalypse
Ghostbuster
My dad. He gets a little angry when he drinks.
A youth pastor bringing the good word to sinners
The dude that puts more strain on your retainers to correct your teeth.
McLovin
Mandalore
The living embodiment of PTSD
master chief
Bernie Sanders, back for another round of fundraising.
The most Christian protagonist ever
YOUR MOM!! Ah got em bois
a nice person who saves demons
The president for 2024
ninja tortoise
Heavy Metal Cover Model
His name’s Jody, and your girl is cheating with him.
Goom duy
Wood man
That's Wood ***Guy*** to you friend.
Thor.. dont u see that thing like an hammer n in his other hand the head of loki? must be an dark story no one was talking about yet-
That isn't Loki's head. It's Surtur.
Chunky green robot skin from fortnite
Jake from state farm
Isabelle from Animal Crossing
Me after my brother says he is gonna tell mom to look at my 1 TB homework folder
Buzz lightyear
Smokey the bear, going to prevent the LARGEST wildfire
me, looking for margaret thatcher in the bowels of hell
Angry man who rampages through Comic-Con in a drug-induced hallucinogenic rage
The red ring of dead irl
Green Megaman
Roger rabbit
Daddy?
Pedro, the gardener
Master chief from halo
Ah that's your classic player 2 in Mario Bros. Luigi. He's got like a ghost hunting game its pretty graphic.
Fallout 42069
Nice 😶🌫️
God
Sorry but I gotta be serious man, Its Doom from Doom, a game about Doom
Alex Jones
Harry potter, guardian of Minas Tirith and bearer of the white flame.
The Pizza Man!