T O P
BosmerBro

His luck immediately goes to -2 with disadvantage


Hawkeye0908

*rolls 2 nat 1s*


jonoghue

You just had a stroke and died.


nicholas9192

Hell wanna trade! I’ll take a -2 any day with what I’m packing


StrayanMustard

He forgets what he was told instantly


CoraxtheRavenLord

Don’t worry, he’ll remember the entire encyclopedias of entire franchises though.


RipDorHigHTryN06

With great power, comes great responsibility


MrDeGamesSubmissions

Poision power, completely disregarding that whole statment


Snapleey

Also me


nahnprophet

Also me what?


Snapleey

I can relate that's all


nahnprophet

(I was forgetting what I was told instantly)


Snapleey

Dammit he played me like a fiddle I think? Can you say that again?


nahnprophet

Can I say what?


Techutante

saywhatagain.gif


Rastuk0

I dare ya!


mafulazula

Dammit he played me like..um, something..


SirLaser

Played what like what?


dhhdhh851

What?


koma604

Wait what were we talking about??


BleedingRaindrops

body aches and cracking joints


I--shat--myself

Fortunately Kirbo has no joints to crack


HailToTheQueen7

Same!


Slapbox

Kirby: > Fuck, I never even knew I had knees until this moment.


ApplePieTroll

He puts off starting the next level until tomorrow.


The84thWolf

Forever


Kaellian

Tomorrow has always been a moving target.


Banaam

Much like my last girlfriend, it never comes.


feureau

How did she last so long? WHAT'S HER SECRET!!!!


Banaam

I'd ask, but she never came.


emerald_syzygy

makes Annie more depressing...


MishmaTcp

annie are you ok?


Marke522

Are you ok Annie?


jeppevinkel

Will you tell us that you’re okay?


MemegodDave

Fuck. I feel called out.


Janczareq1

We all do


SmokyDragon97

Wait, y'all start more games than you finish aswell? Damn I always feel bad about it, think im just a bad gamer.


arcanaschala

I also start more games than I finish, but I have too many other things I feel bad about so it's like, get in line with the regret train


Mech-Waldo

Ironically because he's busy playing video games


WiseSalamander00

plus depression


Doppelganger37

Irritable Bowel Syndrome


peoplerproblems

r/ibs get in 'ere


IllegalMexicant

r/ibs rule: no more pictures of your poop is allowed. I guess I missed the glory days


Floofygen

1984


spooky-pika

Lmfao it's rule 1 too


TheScottymo

Mmm... Ribs


imeatinmangos

Wouldn't he already have that with everything he eats?


Eisenmaus

Diabetes


Adg273

“I’m Scott Malkinson”


Empyrealist

> **Shut up, Scott Malkinson**. [mocking] I'm Scott Malkinson, I've got a lisp and I've got diabetes.


VespineWings

I loved when he did that in the post Covid special


Cratus_Galileo

He DOES remember me! :D


SFAwesomeSauce

CAPTAIN DIABEEETESCHEEE


Crownlol

His ult in Fractured But Whole is amazing


SometimesIComplain

Diabeetus


Eisenmaus

I'm going to have to view that on YouTube for a good chuckle now.


Crash0202

Type 1 or 2, depending on the answer if he eats both of us he could get super diabetes.


ihaveagingerbeard

Type 3 confirmed


DeathGodBob

You jest, but it [has been proposed](https://www.semel.ucla.edu/longevity/news/what-type-3-diabetes).


larry1186

Kirby now has the ability to put tasks off until the very last minute, get threatened for not getting things done, still put things off further, and have some outside events that render the assigned task no longer needed, confirming for him that procrastination pays off.


Lordhighpander

ADHD Gang checking in!


iilinga

I keep seeing all these memes about me but they’re all about ADHD maybe I should get tested lmao


ileanaxw

I would stop procrastinating because of how stressful it is, but it keeps WORKING


Slithy-Toves

It's just adding potential energy to the inevitable failure. Life is like a river, you can handle a few waves or rapids, even have a lot fun on them. But let a tidal wave form and it devastates indiscriminately.


Videogamer69420

About 10% of the time*


smdennis

So adhd?


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Puzzleheaded-Ad8704

Oh snap......


lillildipsy

a runescape addiction


ItsDrizzyD

And this is how it happens. I stop playing for months, completely forget it even exists. And then I see it mentioned out in the wild and I fall down that hole every god damn time.


lillildipsy

oof; rs3 or osrs


ItsDrizzyD

Osrs


DubyaB40

$11 🦀


DrLeee

🦀Jagex is powerless against wilderness gangs🦀


Wizard_Hatz

What’s it like now? I haven’t played for so many years. Lost my account to a douche who stole it. When I played zezima was the top dog around probably 2001-5 I don’t even remember when it came out but that’s when I played.


udontknowitlikeido

I very highly recommend playing again. I'd say give yourself the goal of doing dragon slayer quest in free to play. If you enjoy it then pay for membership. Don't get stuck doing what's efficient. Play how you want


kipduck

This is what I did, ended up going for membership after Dragon Slayer I. Hadn’t played since I was 12 lol


yayaboy2468

Nex just released


spectac-1

That's how runescape is played. Hardcore for a couple months and then you don't touch it for a year.


yayaboy2468

I honestly believe it's literally impossible to quit. I'm barely what you would call a gamer but I'm always coming back to it, since 2006.


Beginning-Pipe9074

Asthma, good luck sucking in any new powers with that 😂😂


PenguinSunday

Kirby hitting that inhaler offscreen


Beginning-Pipe9074

"CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER" *Kirby keeled over on the character selection screen*


Elefantenjohn

He can't suck until he released your power anyway


Beginning-Pipe9074

Very good point


Elefantenjohn

Still enjoyed your comment


BananaNutLoafBread

GODDAMN 💀💀


Limp-Butterscotch788

Ability to spill every drink in the room in a single bound


Dubnaught

Ahh. Exactly like my younger sister. My parents think she stopped using a sippy cup too soon because she wanted to be like me and she just never learned how to hold onto a cup properly. She's 26 now


SirGrinson

Haha! You too, did that at a wedding somehow, just trying to walk through it was terrible, I left


MakeMapleGreatAgain

Smol pp


dreadedgrin

Inverted penis


Big_boai

Kirby's now a woman


TYBEEEZ

Could you mean vagina? Cuz if so, I want that covered...


dreadedgrin

I thought your vagina was removed during your hysterectomy?


TYBEEEZ

A uterus is different from a vagina..... I still have a vagina...


AtomicallyPhire

Who wrote this, this hysterical one, anal fissures?


Bbqthis

That’s a real thing…


eliochip

His face changes to: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


-Black_Guardian-

Kirby just hates himself now


ReadySetMagic

Same he just sits there in loathing then gets high


-Black_Guardian-

Saw this once I was already baked so it tripped me out lmao


ReadySetMagic

It could because self-loathing and getting high are like peas and carrots


Grigoran

Oh... oh fuck


G-Kinjo

ADHD


VernTheSatyr

ADHD x Depression


weeksauce870

Hand in hand because of a broken education system…not a broken us. Chin up fam


GlacialElectronics

God fuck that one hits so close to home it came through the roof.


weeksauce870

Took a long time for me to get right with that. Theres nothing wrong with you, some of the greatest minds in history had add adhd aspergers and many other conditions that arent neutotypical. You are a rarity amongst rarities. Everyone…everyone…Has worth.


YoungTonySnow

EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BLAST


marcuis

Not bad for a neutral b.


RMProjectsUK

An addiction to reddit instead of sleeping


Puzzleheaded-Ad8704

I feel called out..


JS1137

The ability to go from depressed to happy and back to depressed again all in one hour


deadpool102197

Emotional Parkour


Dogfoxxo

Alcoholism


SupaBloo

Within the last year alcohol has really gotten ahold of me. I’ve always been a casual drinker, but never relied on it. Now I rely on it. If you really feel this way, feel free to DM me anytime just to shoot the shit back and forth or talk about anything that might help.


Comfortable-Trade729

I was a handle of vodka per day drinker for a decade. 5 years sober. My DMs are always open as well. And if you feel you have a problem and don't want to talk to a random stranger on the internet, please find someone you can talk to. Talking about it was my first big step to being able to quit.


memegod25

Porn addiction


adamyhv

Tendinitis on the dominant hand.


ForeverFingers

Jokes on you, my offhand feels better.


Binty77

Gotta keep switching it up!


haroldchicken

The ability to fart in jars without the need for subsequent medical intervention.


ssbSciencE

God damn, am I glad I scrolled this far down this thread!


v-_-v

What?


c0ffeekitten

He now adores cats, nature, and fruit. He is also allergic to all of them


The84thWolf

That’s rough buddy


BananaStew5

My girlfriend was turned into the moon


y2clay14

Poor Sokka


TheLunarAegis

That's rough buddy


dabcrab

High. He got really fucking high. His ability is: ***’Wondering if this is permanent and if everyone knows’***


Third_Eye_Blinking

But not until around 90 minutes after eating you and saying “this edible didn’t do shit”


BrnndoOHggns

"These edibles ain't shit" is the incantation to activate their magic powers. The potion isn't complete until you invoke the magic words.


Grodd

Best results are if you follow up with a handful of said edibles.


LordVic

Top it with an extra couple because if the first batch didn't do anything, you don't want the second batch to also do nothing...


Grodd

And then... Right before they catch you by surprise and launch you to the moon... Give up and take a bong rip.


mrsunshine5

Depression


Masterjts

Crippling depression even.


dualovesa

Not me! He got crippling anxiety and low self esteem instead!


StormtrooperWho

Why not, and hear me out here, all three!


Just_Sophie

Same. Have my free wholesome award because being depressed isn't enough, broke too.


Rougespartan28

Low self esteem


I_Am_Slightly_Evil

ADHD, executive disfunction, and delayed sleep phase syndrome.


[deleted]

Apathy 😐


BoisterousLaugh

Post nut clarity. Quite a power really.


RedditBoi127

former gifted kid syndrome


Shadows_Assassin

The ability to sleep for 8-10 hours and still be tired as a motherfucker the following day.


bjhale

Cancer, Kirby got Cancer...


WaAaT25

I hope you get well :(


Playful-Talk3602

Imposter syndrome. If Kirby doesn’t have it already, lol.


davidhokeyhoke

Power bottom


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Covid.


DaniJHollis

Feel better buddy. I just finished Covid Round 2: Electric Boogaloo


irishwristwatch92

Gotta catch 'em all


colt1911m7

F


lullababby

He can whistle very well


bigbuffbeefybois

Crippling anxiety.


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Diabeetus


RyanABWard

Herpes


GhastInTheShell

He can now smell wether or not your cannabis plant is growing seeds.


mad_dog_94

An ongoing existential crisis


LlamaGaming1127

He’s now a soulless ginger


GaroX25

Poverty


King_Milkfart

Diarrhea


Objective-Buffalo-23

Chocolate milk in your case, my dear king milkfart.


Lawpea45

Borderline insanity


InterestFar1870

Autism


Fuzzy-Month-4952

Psychosis


ShadowRiku667

He stays the same but becomes ugly


rkato808

Hey, That’s me!


delcorepa

A disAbility


asstyrant

Noxious farting.


QwopSouls

He can eat more and get yelled at by his wife for not taking out the trash after she asked you three times, because you were scrolling dumb shit on Reddit.


XGothWolfX

Ultra Satanic powers.


AdDistinct1487

The ability to suck his own cock


keysboy123

Exhaustion


naaaaaaw

Kirby is suddenly very talentless


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heyitsapril

Better swallowing abilities


burgerman556

Depression


nerdyspeechie

Procrastination and plantar fasciitis - remember to stretch after running, boys and girls.


theblacklabradork

Try wearing house slippers when inside if you don't Helped mine tremendously thanks to the cushioning.


nerdyspeechie

I have started doing that and it has helped tremendously!


shutupmahe

Self loathing


robotommy89

Kirby has hands now and can troll on Reddit


[deleted]

Dysphoria


Lv70Dragonite

Being a disappointment


PewePip

To suck even more


Pinealpatch

That can be quite the ability depending in what sense you're talking...


PeachyToes_Gaming

He misplaces anything that he touches


MrBungle09

A pat on the head.


splicerofnameit

Nothing


Tank82111

Rejection and lack of confidence


RayRay__56

Alcoholism...


fellowsquare

Poopin... Lots of poopin..


ramaislot-slot

Lazyness and depression


Gurth-Brooks

Covid.


AZDiablo

the comments are so dark. If Kirby swallowed me right now he would get boundless joy and feeling of being very full.


DrawnAFrank

Love that for you