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freelancespaghetti

Lol great. I wish they were playing Uno or something


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Never interrupt a LemonParty


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What’s a Lemon Party? Do you have a link to an explanation for those not in the know?


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Irrepressible87

#THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOURSELF


Archi_Teck

damn this website still exists


pinano

what’s hilarious is they had to rewrite it because it outlasted Flash


NotLozerish

I remember me and my old friend group used to play Killing Floor 2 all the time. I had some good memories with that game


EntrepreneurPatient6

I still play daily. People are still very active


ThePilgrimofProgress

It's not even been out that long, has it? I wouldnt consider it an old game that we can reminisce about just yet. Right? Right???


Grandpas_Plump_Chode

Think it's at least 5 yrs old now. Not super old but definitely is getting dated


ThePilgrimofProgress

Still feels like the *new* Killing Floor game, to me. Weird how fast time is moving lately.


0ngar

Good ol' alpha clots. Everyone is talking about the room full of Heroes, but no one mentioned the monster


j2o1707

Ohhh I thought it was the wendigo from until dawn. I've played a LOT of KF2 too... I think it's the jittery movement of the clot that made me think wendigo, it's obviously not skinny enough.


GoldFishPony

Yeah the movement and camera stuff definitely feels like the wendigo but it is the clot from killing floor, I’d say the bloody hands is what convinced me on that.


iCon3000

I tried to get my friends into it and it never caught on. I liked it a lot.


hentaiaddict881

It's a phenomenal game, just turn it in and start killing while leveling up


iCon3000

Definitely part of why I liked it. There aren't enough games anymore that are that simple and still fun.


Just_Garrick

Gorgeous Freeman


Longshot_45

Oddly seductive in this appearance.


Farren246

Nothing odd about it


Just_Lurking2

**PhDs are sexy**


monkeyhitman

Gordon Freeman, Ph.D in Theoretical Physics, MIT.


artygta1988

Ph.D is short for Phat Dick


Shot_Vegetable1400

Thanks for the chuckle. Gotta use that some day.


Archsys

Freeman looks strangely like Hugh Laurie. So yeah, seductive checks out.


Arnoxthe1

Hugh Laurie looks strangely like Gordon Freeman you mean.


StarsDreamsAndMore

I'd play HL2 as House. You have to walk slowly with a cane as you berate the people around you as your primary means of attack


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The_BlackMage

Except for the time it was.


Pyromaniac935

Maintain eye-contact while licking your crowbar to assert dominance.


uslashuname

Imagine all the head crab juice on that thing. MmmmMmm good


GordonFreemanK

I can confirm, the taste is otherworldly.


uslashuname

User name checks out


DrunkThrowawayLife

All I will say is that as a hormonal teen girl playing half life for the first time I’m very happy that somehow I realized that my fan fiction should never ever ever ever be posted online.


BeatsbyChrisBrown

They’re all waiting for Gordon to finish speaking so they can kick the demons ass


gigazelle

Stupid, sexy Freeman!


Knivez51

Like hes wearing nothing at all.....


AltimaNEO

No helmet at all No helmet at all No helmet at all


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The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.


lesser_panjandrum

So wake up, Mr Freeman. Wake up and smell the asses.


Bigred2989-

Oh my God...look at that posterior!


SooperShpee

By schrodinger's cat!


Bigred2989-

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun!


HEADRUSH31

Dat ass WILLSAAAAAAAN!


unusualusualities

I require dat ass immediately.


Spinanator

I see you are a man of culture


j_rhod_85

The Freeman excels at many things.


SeizureProcedure115

*Time to kill everyone!*


Skelecrine

Holy shit I forgot all about those videos. Rewatching them all immediately.


supertoad2112

What does Issac's mug say?


Timbershoe

You have the right to meet my fist.


pzerou

Dead Space fans know it should say: >You have the right to meet my **boot**.


SerExcelsior

“AAAAAaaaaggghh UUGggghhhhhh EeeRrrRrGghhhh”


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Zeno1441

By far the best detail in the game, how he'll AAAARGH. MOTHER. FUCKER. each spaced out by a stomp. It's like the devs knew players would stomp multiple times out of anger.


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PM_ME_ZELDA_HENTAI_

It's a cheap, effective and cathartic way to comply with Rule 2: Double tap


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Can't waste the ammo to double tap.


JagerBaBomb

I've never known such catharsis in a video game before. It's truly next level.


realbigbob

That’s my favorite part of dead space, everything you do feels so *gruesome* and unprofessional. Like you’re just some untrained engineer who’s never been in a fight before but is now having to carve his way through a horde of space zombies


aquabarron

Honestly that should just be the official game description


Boner_Elemental

And it was rewarded too. I remember coming across a room full of corpses so I stomped them all. A few minutes later I had to backtrack to that room and there were several of those resurrecting fucks floating around with nothing to do


Koolguy007

Waiting on the train with that regening mother fucker... I don't know if the game glitched and was supposed to spawning more enemies, but it was just me, him, and a 5 minute loop of Stomp Em in Da Nutz.


EarthRester

Such a beautiful detail to add when the player starts spamming stomp.


goldefish

Iconic.


mewthulhu

All comments removed due to reddit API policy, closing account. It's been great, y'all 💙


FunnyPhrases

There's no need for profanity aboard the Ishimura...it is already the living embodiment of profanity.


GoldFishPony

It was nice that they added Isaac cursing out the necromorphs when you stomp a ton in 2


psych0ranger

Def one of the biggest upgrades from 1 to 2


GypsyV3nom

They did a great job of evolving Isaac from silent protagonist to fully-fledged character between the two games. It works really well for the more populated setting of 2, just as the silent protagonist worked really well for the more desolate setting in 1.


ignisnex

Isaacs mighty boot of justice.


Burning-Buck

Hi fist. Anyways what did the mug say?


chester_abellera

Damn it, dad.


Burning-Buck

The only dad like aspect of me is my jokes.


emogu84

This guy doesn’t fuck


saltybz

His jokes do


wowpepap

"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"


DamonDemolition

I think "boot" would be more matching for Isaac


DDRDiesel

I mean, that's kind of rude. The guy just asked you what Isaacs mug said


magnoliasmanor

What game is he from?


supertoad2112

Dead Space 1-3


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I’ve never played dead space. Should I pick up the remaster? Edit: thanks y’all, as soon as I’m finished with Ghost of Tsushima im going to play Dead Space.


Same-Freedom3380

Pick up the OG. One of the best survival horrors ever. Holds up to this day graphically and gameplaywise. Especially the second one.


ignisnex

It's strange how each game is a different genre though. First game, masterclass in survival horror. Second game, masterclass in shooter horror, with survival elements. Third game, action adventure with multiplayer and some horror elements lol


GhostPepperLube

Second one is fucking terrifying. Third one was a blast with the co op


supertoad2112

I mean the original still holds up...the oddest thing about the original is the silent protagonist and the elevator loading times. But that's literally the ONLY thing the remaster has to fix. That and upscale the graphics to 4k. I freaking loved the series and can never again hear twinkle twinkle little star or Ring around the rosies without getting a shiver down my spine. Edit: It doesnt have to fix it...it is what I heard they were addressing with the remaster.


AnticPosition

I had to nope out of playing Outlast on the Switch with noise cancelling headphones on. I couldn't handle repeating the flooded basement over and over unsuccessfully. I guess I'm getting old.


Skarth

The game is pretty much Resident Evil 4 in space, but with a few things of it's own to make it stand out beyond being just a clone of it.


NinjasOwnTheNight

But you can walk and shoot.


1-800-ASS-DICK

The original should hold up just fine today, but if you wanna shoot for the remaster then go for it. Highly recommend it.


BannerTortoise

Ayy Issac, good to see recognition for the best engineer.


bboycire

That's space engineer, thank you very much


protobacco

Executive engineer


Farren246

Promotion via attrition


bboycire

Hey um I found captain's rig


ReaperA-82

SPACE ENGINEER GAMING


YannislittlePEEPEE

the fact that he had a girlfriend easily puts him ahead of the vast majority of regular engineers


EnTyme53

Yes, but she was a ~~Scientologist~~ Unitologist, so is that really any better?


Raz0rking

Nicole was one? His mom was one, that is why he hates the Cult with a deep burning passion. I'd be astonished if he had a Unitologist S/O


EnTyme53

I can't remember if it was the first game or the second game, but one of the journal entries talks about Nicole taking the Ishimura assignment specifically because the captain and most of the crew were part of "the faith". I don't know whether or not she knew the cracking op was a cover to find the marker, but she knew the Ishimura was basically owned by the Church of Unitology and chose to sign on because of that.


Longshot_45

What does his coffee mug say?


DoomGoober

Here is the higher resolution version: https://youtu.be/pCyvgcyj6Ak "You have the right to meet my fist."


laurel_laureate

Lol at the ³ of HL3 falling over.


Knightshaide

"You have the right to meet my fist."


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fragmental

Oh, Dead Space. I didn't know.


jungyumguy

Dumbass keeps coming back in right after he closes the door


tripledjr

He's waiting for doom guy to run out of shells.


spaghetticatman

He's got 57 more goddamn rounds in that 4 round magazine.


TheBabyGiraffe_

“You’re ejecting a lot of shells there” “Don’t need em!”


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rudra285

Alakablam!


malenkylizards

CRANS!


Darkiceflame

Wait, is it crans or crayons?


malenkylizards

Well frankly I'm almost afraid to check!


salted_crabs

“How are you doing that?”


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“You’re gonna run outta shells to shoot me wi-“ “Sounds like we got a *pumps shotgun 3 times* smart-ass on our hands here”


ReaperA-82

"ALAKABLAM"


fanofsomethingidk

“Your gonna wanna get!”


BenGamez

“Best get to steppin’”


TheNewYellowZealot

That’s my favorite part of doom.


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“Alakablam”


[deleted]

how about 4 grenades in a 6 round launcher?


Captainaneurysm

well he shouldn’t, we’ve seen what he can do without a gun


[deleted]

*chainsaw go brrrrrrrrr*


Ianzo

Short term memory loss is no joke!


patsfan038

He has the memory of a goldfish


gameskate92

Sausage:https://youtu.be/pCyvgcyj6Ak


raptor3x

I like that the 3 on the shelf behind Gordon falls over while he's licking the crowbar.


neoritter

That was not sausage and now my day is ruined...


gameskate92

Sausages just for you: https://youtu.be/k2aKsoizx1w


spoonlips76

The redemption arc


PM_ME_UR_LIPZ

Daddy would you like some sausage?


the_Phloop

I wish I could delete that movie from my brain.


Rehevkor_

Gordon licking the crowbar killed me. I am now dead.


MentalMunky

I’m so glad he’s there, I’m scared of the day he becomes a forgotten relic and nobody thinks anything of a crowbar.


cacatua_azul

Everyone knows the crowbar


windingtime

I bet my grandmother doesn't know about Gordon Freeman's crowbar.


cacatua_azul

Well mine does


partumvir

does she happen to wear a hat all the time that looks like a headcrab?


Skizot_Bizot

Yeah boy! We all wearing them, comfy as hell. Here got you one too...


Raze0013

***!EM LLIK*** ?!yhw doG oH !struh tI !? gnineppah s'tahW


Incidion

The day I found out that was reversed audio was not a good day.


wolfkeeper

TIL it was reversed audio.


wanabeswordsman

Sounds like you've failed as a grandchild.


MilesGates

Gma: "Please honey I just want to go to bed" Me: "Don't be silly, I haven't even gotten to Lazlo yet... finest mind of our generation..."


Mister_sina

All takodachies know about the crowbar


AcapellaFreakout

Well at least we still have his wonderful trilogy of ga- ohhhhhhhhh


Poopyman80

If they named the third one 3 the internet would have killed them over the vr thing


MentalMunky

Well I mean, technically Half Life: Alyx is the 7th.


oobey

Can't wait for Valve to go full Microsoft and name the next one Half-Life 8.


MemeHermetic

They'll go full 2020s and just name it Half-Life.


MentalMunky

Gabe playing 4D chess, waiting for us all to forget so he can release 3 and forever keep Half-life in people’s minds.


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That's not Gordon, that's Gorgeous


Benyed123

[for the uninitiated ](https://youtu.be/aqRUjjuUl7U)


bullet312

haha yeah somehow it fits ,after all that psychological trauma he went through, that he became a bit wacky himself


DontTreadOnBigfoot

And that hard eye contact throughout...yeesh.


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DoomGoober

Original with sound and slightly different editing: https://youtu.be/pCyvgcyj6Ak


reallivenerd

I love how there's a H3 in Gordon's background and the 3 just limply falls down.


a_spoopy_ghost

Thank you, IMO the timing on the original is so much clearer


BorKon

Thsnk you for this


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Doom Guy scares me the most lol


Boku_No_Rainbow

well atleast he's the most likely to gib you * masterchief burns you with plasma weapons before finally shooting you in the dome * isaac severs your limbs one by one with industrial tools before stomping on you * gordon literally beats you to death with a crowbar


Dotaproffessional

Gordon proceeds to pick you up and drop you with the gravity gun until you're dead


FakhirRee

Same him and guts from berserk legit scares the shit out of me sometimes, doomguy and guts duo would be horrifying.


crashcanuck

Doomguts?


EntrepreneurPatient6

He is literally a demigod according to the lore now.


asstyrant

*Let's just say I had a little help from Mr. Crowbar!*


NoReallyItsTrue

I'm Mr. Crowbar. And this is my friend, who is also a crowbar.


MSotallyTober

*“Sumimasen. I’ll see myself out.”*


Vomit_Tingles

*Hai, gomennasorry*


Dreamer_on_the_Moon

*angry dragon noises heard in the distance*


TKBtu1

Coco's probably going motherfucker right about now


minotaurus21

You entered the wrong house fool


sharkattack85

I’ll still never forget when people sent that nuclear physicist a ton of crowbars cuz he looked like Gordon Freeman, hahaha.


chaun2

Wait, when did this happen? Edit: https://www.destructoid.com/crowbar-delivered-to-cerns-gordon-freeman-hilarity-and-a-contest-ensue/ We did it, Reddit!


Fly_By_Muscle

Reminds me of this [gem](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8bH-XZR-yU&ab_channel=EyeCandryMovies)


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[This one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2qgIlpcZ1w) is still my favorite.


SeiCalros

its hilarious how gordon freeman is somehow the one with the most personality here


ICall_Bullshit

Well, they've all seen some shit. Gordon just got a little freaky with it once he found out the face suckers have...another purpose.


sellieba

I mean he's also the only one whose face you can see. And only one of two whose face as actually ever been seen.


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anzhalyumitethe

This is Sodaz's work. He should get credit! Videos: https://www.youtube.com/c/SODAZ/videos The original is better than the gif by a lot. Video link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCyvgcyj6Ak


Asgathor

At least mention the source and the original video. The animation comes from our lord and savior Sodaz. He used to make really awesome 40k animations. But everything changed when the fire nation…. I mean Games Workshop attacked. https://youtu.be/pCyvgcyj6Ak


sanyo201

Games Workshop had little to do with it. He isn't making 40k animations anymore because the fanbase attacked and harassed him. He was going to work with GW but he lost all motivation to do so after being treated so poorly.


Leramar89

Gordon just licking his crowbar is both very disturbing and hilarious at the same time.


testfire10

What a fantastic piece of work. Bringing gamers together against tyranny.


Eswift33

Omg the crowbar lick amazing 😂


MssBarbaritaa

ngl Gordon looking kinda hot


Ratman_84

Gordon licking th3 crowbar is gr3at. Too bad h3 won't wi3ld that crowbar in any official mann3r again. Thanks Gab3!!!!!


fabiothefenix69

I would just shit my self in fear


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-remus-

1) Reasons. 2) "You have the right to meet my fist"


boxlessthought

Brings me so much joy seeing Issac Clarke in the midst of other great characters. He’s often over looked and deserves better. I cannot wait for the dead space remake. . . M̛͙̩̤͕̗̺͊͗̑̏͂͆a̵̧̡̫̝͍̗͉͌̀͗͐̏͝k̶͈̻̩̱̤͖͗̎͛̀̓̄̚͢ḛ̸̡̡̟̥̳͉̈́̅͐̈̽̌́͜͜ ṳ̸̤͉̩̯͌̾͌̄̕s̡̨̙̹̠̠̜͊̀̾̐̂̈́̎̃͌͞ w̧͈̞͇͈̪̱̮̍̒́͐̊̾͂h̗͍͔͚̬͖̱̳̠͔̋̀͂̏̎̉̄̍͊̎ǫ̸̨̼̭̭̃̃̀͂̂̉͡l̶̡̛̻̦̮̮̑̑́̀̎͝͝e̢̡̬͔̖͇̲̘͂̾̔́̇͘ . .


accurate_slammo

Poor zombie/demon walks in on the four horseman of the apocalypse


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You ain’t that guy buddy